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Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
« Reply #30 on: Apr 10, 2010, 09:08:02 PM »
I'd almost always reply to this with Jodie Foster.  She could just speak and I'd be ... um ... contented.  (I would normally not be so coy there but I feel it's disrespectful somehow to say explicitly what Ms Foster's voice would be capable of causing within me.)

However.  Right now, I seem to be infatuated with Jane Lynch.  I'd love to have sex with her.  (Almost) only if she was in Sue Sylvester character.  I think she'd be all business-like and a bit callous and matter-of-fact and a bit derisory.  That appeals to me right now.  I'd like a little bit of tyranny.

I loved her in The L Word too...

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« Reply #31 on: Apr 10, 2010, 09:22:28 PM »
Keeley Hawes!   ;D

Choice.

I think it would still have to be Dana Scully.

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Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
« Reply #32 on: Apr 11, 2010, 01:42:50 AM »
I'm also one of the people who doesn't really want to do celebrities.  Because I don't know them, what they are really like and how they would relate to me.  If people are extremely beautiful or quirkily attractive I just want to look at them, a lot.  But not actually have sex with them. That could only come out of interacting with them and seeing what their personality is like, so I couldn't possibly say straight off.

I can't think of anyone to even mention.

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« Reply #33 on: Apr 11, 2010, 07:56:29 PM »
But surely thats just what sex with strangers is?  Someone you find visually attractive who you would want to sleep with without having spoken to...

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Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
« Reply #34 on: Apr 11, 2010, 08:00:06 PM »
Good point but it's different if they are in the room. And if they seem inclined to want to have sex with me. I am very susceptible to flattery, even implicit, from a beautiful stranger. But no celebs so far have shown the slightest interest *spits*

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« Reply #35 on: Apr 11, 2010, 08:03:27 PM »
Ps the closest I ever got was Jilly Cooper's au pair but I don't think that really counts.

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« Reply #36 on: Apr 11, 2010, 08:25:11 PM »
Good point but it's different if they are in the room. And if they seem inclined to want to have sex with me. I am very susceptible to flattery, even implicit, from a beautiful stranger. But no celebs so far have shown the slightest interest *spits*

forme the attraction is in the interaction. I used to have sex with strangers, but I at least interacted with them for at least an hour first. it how someone moves, speaks, laughs sincerely, moves their hands, holds their posture etc, that makes me find them attractive or not. And, I really only find people who chase me attractive, tbh horribly vain and blunt. And without that, I rarely feel sexually moved.  :-\

some people are 100% visually motiviated. which rocks.

the only time that works for me is very graphic porn and I'm not interested in what the person looks like. I could care less about the face. I'm just interested in watching things go in and out.

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« Reply #37 on: Apr 11, 2010, 08:33:00 PM »
I was really meaning in the context of the "sex with strangers" thread which I felt was about quick pick ups in the woods etc etc. 

Anyway, I don't find anyone attractive anymore, in fact I seem to be repulsed by 99.9% of the people I see / meet.  Their physicality I mean.   Famous people fantasies are easier.
« Last Edit: Apr 11, 2010, 08:45:38 PM by Smuterella »

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« Reply #38 on: Apr 11, 2010, 08:58:55 PM »
Queen. Latifah.

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Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
« Reply #39 on: Apr 11, 2010, 09:33:55 PM »
Everyone b*tches her but i still say Nigella Lawson .. that bird has more curves than spaghetti junction .. Yum !!
Maybe Stevie already is everybody's ex?

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Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
« Reply #40 on: Apr 11, 2010, 09:59:34 PM »
Good point but it's different if they are in the room. And if they seem inclined to want to have sex with me. I am very susceptible to flattery, even implicit, from a beautiful stranger. But no celebs so far have shown the slightest interest *spits*

forme the attraction is in the interaction. I used to have sex with strangers, but I at least interacted with them for at least an hour first. it how someone moves, speaks, laughs sincerely, moves their hands, holds their posture etc, that makes me find them attractive or not. And, I really only find people who chase me attractive, tbh horribly vain and blunt. And without that, I rarely feel sexually moved. :-\


I think we are sisters under the skin, pthbbt.   Though if they have indicated in some fairly reliable way that they fancy me (I mean physically, not just liking my writing or something) I might then chase them.  Ahem.  It has been known.   

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I was really meaning in the context of the "sex with strangers" thread which I felt was about quick pick ups in the woods etc etc. 

Yes, but even if I hadn't studied them for an hour or so in the way pthbbt described, it would be the interaction that would be the turn on. For instance, strangers on a train. I wouldn't just lurk in a tree  in the woods and lassoo them.  Well that would be a bit unethical, but I wouldn't have the inclination either.

As to 100% visual attraction - yes I have that but it is not particularly sexual.  More aesthetic fascination and I do have it for some celebs, but it doesn't translate to 'want to have sex with them'.    When I was at college and in the closet, I and another lesbian used to sit next to each other in college formal dinner and murmur things like 'Have you seen that Third Year Mathematician on the table left.  Totally Pre-Raphaelite.'  We were 1890s decadent and Oscar Wildean but it was all aesthetic objectification in a rather pre-feminist, poncey way.   Not really sexual.  We never pursued any of these fancies.   

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« Reply #41 on: Apr 11, 2010, 10:23:36 PM »
It's not that I wouldn't want to have sex with a famous person, although frankly I wouldn't, I think fame is corrosive in the worst way, so I suspect that I'd be spooked by a famous person.  Unless they were deeply tormented and felt doomed by it, but that whole basis for sex sounds corrosive, too.
 
It's rathermore this: if it's just their image or film footage or voice or their work, that isn't enough for me to want to have sex with them.  It's different with a stranger, because there's a chemistry, however brief.  And I think the attraction of strangers is their anonymity, which is the very opposite of famous people. 

 

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« Reply #42 on: Apr 11, 2010, 11:03:11 PM »
I can't help but feel that either people are overthinking this (surely the assumption is that IF you met them the attraction would be there) or that people are being rather smug in their "I don't fancy celebrities"-ness.  It just reminds me of the smugness of people who say "Oh, well I don't have a television" 

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« Reply #43 on: Apr 11, 2010, 11:13:20 PM »
jennifer connelly..  one can only dream  :-[ :-X

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« Reply #44 on: Apr 12, 2010, 03:19:39 AM »
@smuts

No it isn't smug. I am not superior about it at all - in fact I was dying to say someone on the thread and thought if I could identify someone well hey I could have fantasies about them. But I just can't work out anyone. On screen I often am attracted to women I don't actually want to have sex with - Helena Bonham Carter for instance. That wiman who was in ? Ring of Gold (it was about sex workers). The woman in the Forsyte Saga. I don't even know their names. I am not a celeb person.  Joan Armatrading.  I am racking my brains.  Plus there are not many butch famous women whose image is promoted so I can think of it. I can't do it without chemistry and I can't get that off media.