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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #1335 on: Sep 25, 2017, 12:51:35 AM »
 :D :D :D
Hear me RoaaAAARRRRRrrrrr.......... purrrrRRRR.

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #1336 on: Jan 27, 2018, 12:27:58 PM »
Yesterday...

Me: So, NTC, how was school today?
NTC: Yeah it was good.
Me: Anything interesting?
NTC: Chemistry was fun. Oh and I met Ian McKellen.
Me: WHAT?!
NTC: Yes, he came to talk at assembly.
Me: OMG! You've been home several minutes and you've only just told me this?
NTC: Oh I knew about it two weeks ago.
Me: WHAT?! And you didn't tell me?
NTC: No, well I knew you'd react like this.
Me: Hmm...
NTC: And because I'm on the Diversity and Equality Panel I got to meet him afterwards.
Me: WHAT?!
NTC: He was really cool. And very funny.

That may be so but I doubt he's as cool and funny as NTC.

(Apparently, before he gave the proper talk he lectured them all about studying for exams etc and warned them that if they didn't work hard "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" and hilarity ensued.)

"U r a multifaceted dark horse. Oh yes you are..."

a wise and helpful soul, Musette  ;D

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #1337 on: Apr 22, 2018, 07:57:12 PM »
“Scones! You want scones!

It’s a petrol station man, not Percy frigging Ingles.

I’ll get some Monster Munch.”
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt.......

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #1338 on: Apr 27, 2018, 05:37:04 PM »
"No, its Hallelujah......Hare Krishna......Hare Ramah

At no stage in My Sweet Lord does George Harrison sing Harry Ramsden"
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt.......

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #1339 on: Apr 27, 2018, 07:33:50 PM »
;D

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #1340 on: Jun 17, 2018, 08:58:58 PM »
"I could have been the next David Attenborough.......if my Dad hadn't been following me everywhere as a child saying 'If you pick it up it'll wee on you".
And now I know how Joan of Arc felt.......

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #1341 on: Jun 22, 2018, 07:28:26 PM »
As usual, it's things NTC has said that have made me laugh.

After it turned out she didn't need the £10 I lent her last night for her Scouts swimming trip, I asked for it back this morning.
"Can I just look after it for a while..?" she asked.

Later, on the train to town she was telling me about the race she was in at said swimming event.
"It was a freestyle race and I regretted choosing breaststroke. It's so slow. Frankly I'm amazed frogs manage it so well."
"U r a multifaceted dark horse. Oh yes you are..."

a wise and helpful soul, Musette  ;D