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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #15 on: Apr 18, 2009, 12:52:29 AM »
now... I had a  friend who had a dog and found marmite to be most useful in this context..... :-X

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« Reply #16 on: Apr 18, 2009, 01:05:21 AM »
Oh, not the family pet! Bestiality and incest... the puppies would have congenital defects...

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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #17 on: Apr 18, 2009, 09:19:39 AM »
^HB's right. That sounds disgusting...

*Goes out to find petsitting job*

Actually the only pets I know are guineapigs. Do you think you could make guineapigs... That's beyond perverse, innit.

Yes.
It bloody well is!
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« Reply #18 on: Apr 18, 2009, 10:24:39 AM »
My grandmother lent me books by Noel Barber which were chock full of explicit sex. I remember getting very hot under the collar reading them.

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« Reply #19 on: Apr 18, 2009, 11:58:48 AM »
^HB's right. That sounds disgusting...

*Goes out to find petsitting job*

Actually the only pets I know are guineapigs. Do you think you could make guineapigs... That's beyond perverse, innit.

Yes.
It bloody well is!
 >:(

Not for Mikey and Chewwy, it isn't. I spoke to them last night, we're going over the finer points over a chamomile tea at coffee, cake and kink later in the week.



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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #20 on: Apr 18, 2009, 12:16:14 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: Apr 18, 2009, 01:34:30 PM »
I have a fanzine knocking about that deals with doggy love ..... and wasn't there a piece in Quim? I dated one of the writers for a while I might be getting confused with one of her unpublished stories.



My god I have said Quim twice in as many days ..... but dated! what?? *feels forehead*

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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #22 on: Apr 18, 2009, 08:50:37 PM »
I came across a book in my early teens, which I possessed until my early 20's when some lesbian stole it ::) :P
It was basically a 1970's book about some woman travelling the world screwing everything she could get.  Men, women, planes...  I LOVED it (and obviously the lesbian did too).


was it Emmanuelle by any chance?   my uncle leant me his copy when i was about 14 i guess, much to my aunt's disapproval   :D
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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #23 on: Apr 18, 2009, 10:01:09 PM »
^HB's right. That sounds disgusting...

*Goes out to find petsitting job*

Actually the only pets I know are guineapigs. Do you think you could make guineapigs... That's beyond perverse, innit.

Yes.
It bloody well is!
 >:(

Not for Mikey and Chewwy, it isn't. I spoke to them last night, we're going over the finer points over a chamomile tea at coffee, cake and kink later in the week.
where have they moved to, I miss that shop it was right by my office.

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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #24 on: Apr 18, 2009, 10:08:18 PM »

I started reading everything I could find from the age of 5/6, not sure how but I had finished all Agatha christies and Sherlock Holmes by the time I was 12/13, and due to second hand books came accross Anais Nin.

There is one story, in one of her erotica novels, about women being driven wild, being made so horny they were in a fenzy and then thrown on the forest floor (did I mention they were in a forest? Well, they were.) and had dogs set upon them, who licked their cunts while others held their legs appart.

Now, my memory may have turned the story into a dirtier version of what it really is, I cannot bloody well find the book!

It was the first time I masturbated to a story I read, the bestiality of it does not appeal to me (real animals are not for me, I would however never say no to puppy, kitten or tiger play :P), but the humilliation and all else being inflicted made me really hot and sweaty, I so wanted to be one of the men holding the women's legs appart...

So various things make me curious, what was the first erotic story that spoke to you, with or without masturbation happening, and how old were you? Does that story still do it for you today or have your tastes changed?

How did they get the dogs to lick the women in the right place? Did they spread dog food on their labia and clitoris, or meat sauce? Were the dogs trained for this purpose before hand?

I would train the animal first, but I think I would also put meat sauce in the women parts, to reward the puppy, kitten or tiger being used. Or maybe honey?
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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #25 on: Apr 19, 2009, 12:07:02 AM »
Animal sex?  Check.  Incest?  Check.  Much older man with adolescent girl?  Check.  Coercion?  Check.

There isn't that much out there that doesn't turn me on when it comes to repulsive sex, though, of course, let me be clear: IT NEEDS TO ALL BE FICTION.  Went to Amsterdam, DID NOT watch the 'girl with dog' live sex show.

But if you like dirty, naughty literature, you should check out www.literotica.com, it's entirely free and they've got every kink imaginable on there!  ;D

A question for all: am I the only one who gets really turned on by gay male sex?  So much so that I wish I could spend one day as a guy just so I could do it?

Just curious...

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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #26 on: Apr 19, 2009, 11:28:07 AM »

But if you like dirty, naughty literature, you should check out www.literotica.com, it's entirely free and they've got every kink imaginable on there!  ;D

Oh, thank you for the link, I predict many happy hours... :P


A question for all: am I the only one who gets really turned on by gay male sex?  So much so that I wish I could spend one day as a guy just so I could do it?

Just curious...


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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #27 on: Apr 19, 2009, 10:50:58 PM »

"It was basically a 1970's book about some woman travelling the world screwing everything she could get.  Men, women, planes...  I LOVED it (and obviously the lesbian did too)...."

was this "even cowgirls get the blues"? wonderful trashy wierd stuff about a hitchhiking girl with the major horn, who has just one enormous thumb (!)

The first time i really discovered erotica, was a similar situation to you arig... a pulp novel i found under the bed in a summer house in boston, about a smokin hot girl detective named Cadbury who fucked her afghan hound and tortured men for information by tantalising their cocks with her feet...

i still get more excited about filthy wrongness written down than i do with images or movies... (big fan of literotica too).

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« Reply #28 on: Apr 20, 2009, 12:34:10 AM »

I see a pattern with the use of dogs in literotica...

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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #29 on: Apr 20, 2009, 03:57:20 PM »
was this "even cowgirls get the blues"? wonderful trashy wierd stuff about a hitchhiking girl with the major horn, who has just one enormous thumb (!)


No, but I did try reading that later in life.. It just never grabbed me :-\
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