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Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« on: Apr 17, 2009, 08:23:07 PM »

I started reading everything I could find from the age of 5/6, not sure how but I had finished all Agatha christies and Sherlock Holmes by the time I was 12/13, and due to second hand books came accross Anais Nin.

There is one story, in one of her erotica novels, about women being driven wild, being made so horny they were in a fenzy and then thrown on the forest floor (did I mention they were in a forest? Well, they were.) and had dogs set upon them, who licked their cunts while others held their legs appart.

Now, my memory may have turned the story into a dirtier version of what it really is, I cannot bloody well find the book!

It was the first time I masturbated to a story I read, the bestiality of it does not appeal to me (real animals are not for me, I would however never say no to puppy, kitten or tiger play :P), but the humilliation and all else being inflicted made me really hot and sweaty, I so wanted to be one of the men holding the women's legs appart...

So various things make me curious, what was the first erotic story that spoke to you, with or without masturbation happening, and how old were you? Does that story still do it for you today or have your tastes changed?

How did they get the dogs to lick the women in the right place? Did they spread dog food on their labia and clitoris, or meat sauce? Were the dogs trained for this purpose before hand?

I would train the animal first, but I think I would also put meat sauce in the women parts, to reward the puppy, kitten or tiger being used. Or maybe honey?





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« Reply #1 on: Apr 17, 2009, 08:44:05 PM »
ironically one of the first erotic things I read was xaveria hollander writting about the same thing.

and yeah, it was all about the "oh no...no... no no... no that's disgusting but it's turning me on and I don't like it... no no"

factor.

I still get turned on by things that make sorta go "ew" or watching things that I'm supposed to go "ew" over - like this bored woman with huge bouncy tits, nautral ones, getting fucked by fat hairy man gunting and leering not at her face, but just her tits.

see that gives me goose bumps, that does.


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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 17, 2009, 08:59:54 PM »

Sorry, this "oh no.. no, no... ew" feeling does not compute.

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 17, 2009, 09:14:03 PM »

Sorry, this "oh no.. no, no... ew" feeling does not compute.

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you are forcing me to like something I don't. and because I like being made to do things I don't like - or to force people to do things that feel good but they find distasteful and "wrong" or taboo, it turns me on.

pretty common actually.

and it's not "no no no ... ew." it's "no no no... oh god that feels good but it's wrong and gross... no help"

not just "no no ew." you are reading the wrong script  :P
« Last Edit: Apr 17, 2009, 09:15:54 PM by honeybarbara »

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« Reply #4 on: Apr 17, 2009, 09:17:55 PM »
^HB's right. That sounds disgusting...

*Goes out to find petsitting job*

Actually the only pets I know are guineapigs. Do you think you could make guineapigs... That's beyond perverse, innit.

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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #5 on: Apr 17, 2009, 09:31:27 PM »

Bloody wrong script indeed! Lol, I think I get it now.


Guinea pigs? Real ones? No thanks... but if someone wanted to pretend to be a guinea pig, be put in cage and fed and scutter around like one, I might be up for training it.

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« Reply #6 on: Apr 17, 2009, 09:36:18 PM »

 scutter

Scuttle. But scuttling is more the preserve of insects, cockroaches perhaps. And thats probably a bug too far..
You can shut your vegetable features an all.  >:(

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« Reply #7 on: Apr 17, 2009, 09:37:58 PM »
Scuttering around? I suppose that's where the humiliation comes in.

Still, I think I'd prefer something with a little more je ne sais quois. Could I interest you in a little Italian Greyhound play?



eta - actually I think scutter's quite an apt word.

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« Reply #8 on: Apr 17, 2009, 09:56:29 PM »
Guineapigs would be all fluffy in your muff!  :D

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« Reply #9 on: Apr 17, 2009, 09:57:07 PM »
In the 70s there was a rather modern mag for women called Viva. I remember little about it other than there was a section called 'sexual fantasies' which I was mesmerised by. There were various stories I can recall from that which were really quite inappropriate for a primary school aged person, still I was fascinated to the point of removing them from mags and distributing them at school resulting in my mum being contacted by the teacher about it. Poor mum -- she was very embarrassed indeed.

The stories in Viva were kind of whimsical as I recall. On the bestiality front, there was one about a young male voyeur who liked to hide and watch a girl who regularly came out to a barn to feed geese, and had somehow trained a goose to eat grain from her cunt. Another (goose-free) story I remember was one based at a cocktail party at which a lady and gentleman withdrew to the bathroom, and he poured a cocktail into her cunt and sipped it with a straw.

The most formative early porno experience was when I discovered this issue of Oui magazine somewhere, which contained a beautiful set of vintage photos and illustrations along with a detailed article about Victorian domestic discipline.
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 17, 2009, 09:59:47 PM »
^Oh, there's an interview with Paul Morrissey  from Warhol's factory in it. Do you still have it, Auby?

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« Reply #11 on: Apr 17, 2009, 10:02:07 PM »
It wasn't mine! But I really should try to track down a copy. I might be disappointed though - I might have embroidered it with years and layers worth of details in my mind, and the original might be tame in comparison.
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 17, 2009, 10:04:22 PM »
My formative influence was... about two years ago. A site called Gingerbeer.

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Re: Erotica, masturbation and animal training.
« Reply #13 on: Apr 17, 2009, 11:20:54 PM »
I Used to be OBSESSED with these Susan Lewis novels when I was about 14/15. They were like a less classy version of Jackie Collins... *shamefaced*

The really erotic thing was though that my mates at school, mostly girls, used to sit around me, absolutely rapped whilst I read the book aloud to them. That was HOT
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 18, 2009, 12:11:13 AM »
I came across a book in my early teens, which I possessed until my early 20's when some lesbian stole it ::) :P
It was basically a 1970's book about some woman travelling the world screwing everything she could get.  Men, women, planes...  I LOVED it (and obviously the lesbian did too).
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