Rolling my eyes at an old school friend who I am regretting adding on Facebook.
I unfollowed her posts pretty soon on because she cannot help but make every post a massive brag. And I have an impossibly low tolerance for people who constantly blow their own trumpet. That was a big "no, no" growing up in our culture. But now she's started inserting her brags in response to comments on my wall.
She doesn't even humble it up or try to turn it into an anecdote. Its just naked one-upmanship shoe-horned inappropriately into the conversation. Its like when David Badiel described what his mother would say if he was being swept away in a river.
"Help, help, my son, the Oxbridge Graduate, is drowning."