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Re: Dear *
« Reply #69990 on: Apr 30, 2018, 02:07:22 PM »
Dear Sylvia,
      In 44 days we will fly from Dublin to London! This will be your first time in my favorite city.
The most permanent characteristic in life is change.

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« Reply #69991 on: Apr 30, 2018, 02:36:29 PM »
 Dear brain
 I know itís springtime, or supposedly springtime, and that you like to play silly games at this time of year, but please could you have consideration for the rest of my body? You might be quite talkative and tripping over yourself to turn over all sorts of nonsense at once, but the rest of me is tired and does need you to be quiet for a bit so we can get some sleep in order to  keep up. Also a little bit of patients would be helpful. I can only achieve things at a certain speed, and forgetting/getting bored of a train of thought before I have carried out whatís necessary, and getting bored/impatient/angry with a task a second after itís begun  is not a productive way of working. This also goes for the rest of the population, who arenít up with your disordered and supercharged levels of activity.
 Some clarity please. Itís quality, not quantity of thought that I need. Oh and can you quit with the I am righteous and correct about everything and the world must obey me shit. I see you and I know your tricks, so donít evenÖ if youíre going to pull that one at least back it up with some substance and stay on track long enough to see it through.
 We didnít like the little pink sweeties did we, so behave. 
 Iím just going to leave this here.         
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Re: Dear *
« Reply #69992 on: Apr 30, 2018, 08:19:53 PM »
Slantrhyme, I am going to borrow the message you gave to your brain and give it to mine.
I will tell my brain that I copied these ideas. :) ;)
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Re: Dear *
« Reply #69993 on: May 03, 2018, 03:10:10 AM »
Dear Marty

Thank you for your email of appeal.

Unfortunately, as the decision on review was made in your case on 15th March and your appeal was made on 4th April, it has been made out of time (outside the allotted 21 days) and, therefore, will not be considered.




Someone who cannot add up a few days in a month is in charge of making an important decision about my life.

FFS.


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« Reply #69994 on: May 03, 2018, 09:30:19 AM »
 Thatís a familiar story. I bet I could make a decent stab at the department/s responsible.
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Re: Dear *
« Reply #69995 on: May 03, 2018, 02:40:00 PM »
Yeah.  :-\

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« Reply #69996 on: May 04, 2018, 03:11:38 AM »
Dear David Cameron,
I hope there is a special circle of Hell reserved just for you.
"U r a multifaceted dark horse. Oh yes you are..."

a wise and helpful soul, Musette  ;D

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« Reply #69997 on: May 04, 2018, 10:32:33 AM »
 Iím sure he already has his own circle of hell reserved, with a chauffeur and a butler and a hoard of paupers dousing the fires.  I expect heís distantly related to Satan, or knows him through a business associate or something. Heís probably already got his executiveship lined up for when he gets down there.  Anyway Iím sure his people have got it all sorted.
 Weíre all bound for eternal damnation together, although some of us are more damned than others.
 You didnít think hell would be equal did you?     
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« Reply #69998 on: May 05, 2018, 12:23:42 AM »
^ No! That's why I'm hoping Cameron is heading for the deepest, darkest, most hellish part.
"U r a multifaceted dark horse. Oh yes you are..."

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #69999 on: May 05, 2018, 08:14:02 PM »
dear me--- watch that appetite as you are crawling up the scale again.
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Re: Dear *
« Reply #70000 on: May 08, 2018, 12:15:15 AM »
Dear Mother

That was a mostly lovely 1 hour and 17 minute conversation we just had.  :-*

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #70001 on: May 19, 2018, 03:02:07 AM »
Dear Royal Family,

Congratulations on the occasion of the twins' Bar Mitzvahs. What a special time it is for you all. The horses look regal in their yarmulkahs.

From all of us on GB

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« Reply #70002 on: May 19, 2018, 03:05:30 AM »
We will take that as a compliment. Thank you.  :)

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #70003 on: May 19, 2018, 02:00:51 PM »
Me too.

I'm not the biggest royalist, but I'm loving this.  Especially the mix, and the black Bishop Michael Curry.  Would rather listen to him than some dour old C'ofE's clergy's monotone recitings.
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Re: Dear *
« Reply #70004 on: May 19, 2018, 11:25:33 PM »
I just watched some highlights, and loved the American preacher! And the choir, and the flowers, the dress and the singing outside, and the bride giving herself away, and the fact that they both looked so happy with each other.


...and Camilla and Charles showing themselves up was hilarious, as was the national anthem at the end (is that normal?!)