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Dear *
« on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:36:14 PM »
Dear Members

This brand spanking new Dear * thread has been specially treated to ensure that bitchiness, backbiting and balderdash will be highlighted immediately to moderators, so be kind, gentle, soft and fluffy with your fellow members.

Thank you.

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #1 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:37:44 PM »
Dear Dear * Thread for 2007,

You lasted a whole 16 days huh.

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #2 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:39:20 PM »
dear gb

i clearly am blind!

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #3 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:39:34 PM »
Dear Moderators

Lovin' the optimism...I fear it might be misplaced though...

(cynical) kitty

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #4 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:39:45 PM »
How come I miss all the bitchiness, backbiting and balderdash?  I'd make a terrible mod.
does it come as a surprise / that I dance like I've got diamonds / at the meeting of my thighs?

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #5 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:40:13 PM »
dear dear thread

welcome. i'm sure you'll be a big comfy couch to many.
"Cliff Richard, with a certain finesse
danced over the dust and the mess
"I'll do my prawn mime,
using marmite this time"
he lied.  Take that, kiwigoddess!"

"one of the best scores in the world..."

new beginnings. uh huh.

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #6 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:40:36 PM »
dear gb

i clearly am blind!

You and me both ???

beautiful_terrible

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #7 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:41:23 PM »
Dear *,

Ugh at myself.  I know it'll all be OK; I just hope I don't totally fuck you off in the mean time.



Dear Lustrous,

Thank you  :-*

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #8 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:42:25 PM »
Dear Members

This brand spanking new Dear * thread has been specially treated

How, how?

bitchbitchbitchbitchbitch.


<--eagerly awaits results.

autum

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #9 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:45:38 PM »
Dear mods what happened? I for one would never beleive there is anything but goodness and light on there boards. <tops up medication> ah yes all fluffy sweetness ;D

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #10 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:49:28 PM »
I don't think we need a gossip hunt!

So I'll put my hand up and say it was me.  Bitching about my ex lover, who happens to be a closeted MP.  Are you all happy now?

*sobs*
does it come as a surprise / that I dance like I've got diamonds / at the meeting of my thighs?

Gussetmonger

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #11 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:51:02 PM »
I don't think we need a gossip hunt!

So I'll put my hand up and say it was me.  Bitching about my ex lover, who happens to be a closeted MP.  Are you all happy now?

*sobs*

Yes,  ;D.

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #12 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:52:48 PM »
I don't think we need a gossip hunt!

So I'll put my hand up and say it was me.  Bitching about my ex lover, who happens to be a closeted MP.  Are you all happy now?

*sobs*

Yes,  ;D.

no. i'd like a smidge more please.
"Cliff Richard, with a certain finesse
danced over the dust and the mess
"I'll do my prawn mime,
using marmite this time"
he lied.  Take that, kiwigoddess!"

"one of the best scores in the world..."

new beginnings. uh huh.

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #13 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:54:44 PM »
Always with the more!

She liked to place olives in my belly button, and slap my stomach so the olive flew in the air, then she'd catch it in her mouth.

And we won't talk about the courgettes.
does it come as a surprise / that I dance like I've got diamonds / at the meeting of my thighs?

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Re: Dear *
« Reply #14 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:55:30 PM »
Always with the more!

She liked to place olives in my belly button, and slap my stomach so the olive flew in the air, then she'd catch it in her mouth.

And we won't talk about the courgettes.

thank you and  :-X
"Cliff Richard, with a certain finesse
danced over the dust and the mess
"I'll do my prawn mime,
using marmite this time"
he lied.  Take that, kiwigoddess!"

"one of the best scores in the world..."

new beginnings. uh huh.