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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3855 on: Sep 05, 2016, 05:34:20 PM »
dear doggie, why are you (still) so terrified of kids, and how i can i help you to not feel that way anymore?

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3856 on: Sep 06, 2016, 10:31:39 PM »
Dear sweet pussykins, sorry but when you decide to be sick and do loose poo poos you don't get any soft food for that day cos I think that is what causes it. You need some of the dry food to balance it out a bit and get your digestive system back in balance.

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3857 on: Sep 07, 2016, 12:14:07 AM »
 :D
One day I'll laugh about this!😑

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3858 on: Sep 15, 2016, 10:33:16 PM »
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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3859 on: Sep 16, 2016, 11:37:53 PM »
Dear cat

you are the kindest most special friend I have ever had. Your communications skills never cease to amaze me.

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3860 on: Sep 27, 2016, 12:03:45 PM »
Dear Cat

I know it was an accident but thanks for the foot injury.   :P :-*

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3861 on: Sep 27, 2016, 02:21:51 PM »
If I had a pet cam I wouldn't need a TV licence  ;D


Innit! ;D
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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3862 on: Oct 06, 2016, 10:06:25 PM »
Dear The Dog,

How do you fancy joining me for a pre-birthday adventure this weekend?

Xx

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3863 on: Oct 07, 2016, 12:51:56 PM »
Dear cat,

It's really not that cold at night yet is it?... So will you please tell x that a heat pad in your already very cosy cat house is unnecessary and also remind her that, as a cat, you come with your own coat.

Oh and stop drinking from the toilet. It's quite simply, disgusting.

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3864 on: Oct 07, 2016, 02:42:00 PM »
Dear Percy.  I escaped from being pinned down on the sette by you and whilst I'm out I shall be investing in a bigger cat carrier.  (Seeing as the meer site of the one I currently have causes you to run for the hills).
Your. Injections . Are. Overdue.
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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3865 on: Oct 09, 2016, 08:56:42 PM »
Dear The Dog,
Had a fab time with you today - lovely long walk amidst questionable map reading skills but we made it.
You were brill.
Xxx

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3866 on: Oct 26, 2016, 06:29:04 PM »
Dear Percy.
Stop sulking. ::)

 I know the new garden fence isn't as easy to walk along, not having a beam across the top.  However,  you can still manage it ( although you do wobble along looking a tad lopsided  ;D) and it's lovely and sturdy.  So just get on it and spread your scent before Ollie comes out. Show him whose boss!
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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3867 on: Nov 06, 2016, 09:30:15 AM »
Dear Cat

Sorry to wake you up this morning. Makes a change from you waking me up.  :-*

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3868 on: Jan 15, 2017, 12:11:09 PM »
Oh dear Percy.  Do you have to jump on my lap to warm your wet, freezing cold paws every time you've been outside?
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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3869 on: Jan 15, 2017, 03:14:54 PM »
^ of course he has to - how else can he warm his paws up?!? :-)