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Offline Rath

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #15 on: Dec 02, 2006, 11:37:27 PM »
Dear Kuro,

Stop pissing behind my computer!!!

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #16 on: Dec 03, 2006, 12:05:58 AM »
Dear Cleo,

If I come into the lounge and find your jaws locked around the fairy light cable in a rictus of electrocution, don't expect any sympathy. Daft cat. And also? Yes, you were a cute ickle kitten last year and could climb the tree with something resembling grace. In comparison, you are a heifer this year. The tree WILL fall over if you persist in trying to mug the angel.

And please leave my unopened tampons alone.

*gentle weeping*


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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #17 on: Dec 03, 2006, 02:36:51 AM »

Dear Ralph,

Please go outside. It's not as bad as it looks.

I'll wait here by the fire for you.

(and don't think i haven't noticed that sock either.)

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #18 on: Dec 03, 2006, 10:18:51 AM »

And please leave my unopened tampons alone.


My friend's two cats once played a very energetic game of run-chase-fling-pounce-catch with a tampon (which they'd managed to free from its wrapping) in front of her husband's boss and his wife. At dinner.  ;D

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #19 on: Dec 03, 2006, 10:38:32 AM »
Dear C Diddy

I've Hoovered the kitchen stairs and your favourite chair, so you go right ahead and cover them in fur again.

And no, it's not lunchtime yet. Even if you do say 'Miaaaaaow'.

<--- indentured serf

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #20 on: Dec 03, 2006, 10:45:59 AM »
Dear Little one

Please play with your toys and not my feet they hurt, and happy 6 month birthday

Love you loads
Mummy x

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #21 on: Dec 03, 2006, 11:54:16 AM »
Dear Chloe,
You are sleeping so deeply and peacefully.

Here I come...

*evil cackle*

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #22 on: Dec 03, 2006, 02:14:01 PM »
To all the cats of the surrounding streets
we do not run a pussy parlour, not unless your human and fit :P
please stop maiowing at our front door
noice, different, uneeewsual

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #23 on: Dec 03, 2006, 06:52:49 PM »
Dear Rider,

Your affection towards me is highly unusual, but a nice surprise


Please be just as nice to phoebe
Thats me as a vampire?...Im evil..and skanky...and I think Im kinda gay!

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #24 on: Dec 03, 2006, 07:43:28 PM »
My dearest dearest darling precious baby girl.

I hope you're proud that you're the only person ( :-X) I'll ever trample over my self-respect to say that kind of ick to.  ::)

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #25 on: Dec 03, 2006, 08:19:47 PM »
Dear Mr B

You have lacerated my arm. Again.  >:(

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #26 on: Dec 03, 2006, 10:04:36 PM »
Dear Kuro,

I bought you a new toy the other day, didn't I? Why are you still chewing my Urd?

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #27 on: Dec 03, 2006, 11:27:15 PM »


Dear Kofi sweetheart,

You came in on time tonight  :-*
Femme, queer, feminist

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #28 on: Dec 04, 2006, 12:43:07 AM »
dear family of earwigs,

so happy that you seem to have settled into my left armpit so well.

« Last Edit: Dec 04, 2006, 12:45:42 AM by [ b a n a n a ] »

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #29 on: Dec 04, 2006, 12:50:02 AM »
Dear Phoebe,

Stop giving me the 'its time for bed' look.

You know how to tuck yourself into my bed, you dont need me as a pillow all the time surely  ::)
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