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Dear My Pet...
« on: Dec 02, 2006, 03:12:38 PM »
I thought I'd start this thread like the diary thread but to our pets/our companions. :)
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Re: Dear Pet...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 02, 2006, 03:14:16 PM »


Dear Kofi,

You are the most fluffyist and lovely cat one could have. I'm so glad you came into my life as a little ball of fluff and have grown into a beautiful cat.  :-*
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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #2 on: Dec 02, 2006, 05:39:32 PM »
Dear Chloe (AKA Fiddlyfingers)
My nose is not a toy for your amusement when you can't sleep at night. >:(

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #3 on: Dec 02, 2006, 06:25:51 PM »
Dear Cat,

Just because you're 16 1/2 and have rheumatism in your back legs doesn't mean you get away with scratching your ear until it bleeds. Please stop it or I will be required to get you a very fetching cone to wear until your ear heals up.

You have been warned!

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 02, 2006, 06:29:02 PM »
Dear Xof, Maisy, Milly and Bambi,

Am I sad for writing to you, or what. Don't answer.

Now listen very carefully. The Christmas tree decorations are NOT to be played with or chewed. You must look only and not touch. And yes, the lights are very pretty. It is entertaining to watch how mesmerised you are by the lights ;D

« Last Edit: Dec 02, 2006, 07:34:07 PM by Spongey Claus is coming to town »

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #5 on: Dec 02, 2006, 07:14:05 PM »
Dear Raymond and Herbert,

Where are my gloves? And who ate the mince pies?  :o ;D

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #6 on: Dec 02, 2006, 07:31:47 PM »
Dear Sage,

what are you staring at?
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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #7 on: Dec 02, 2006, 08:07:57 PM »
Dear Milo

You're in my flat somewhere, just where?

I will find you, promise.


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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #8 on: Dec 02, 2006, 08:09:12 PM »
Dear Bonnie

Please dont run circles around the dining table,its cold enough here as it is without you causing a draft.

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Dear Spook

My toes are not to be bitten or scratched at any time when I am in bed.If you want to bite toes,please bite your own.
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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #9 on: Dec 02, 2006, 08:58:34 PM »
Dear Figaro

Can you please learn how to muck yourself out?

And can you not roll in the mud before every time I come to see you?

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #10 on: Dec 02, 2006, 09:05:30 PM »
Dear Mingle-Jingle-berry,

I love you so much and you can do no wrong in my eyes.

Which is why the xmas decorations on the tree are going to brand new little toys for you.

Lots of love from mummy.
yes oogleberry.... you are the sexiest, most attractive..... MOST GIGGLY girl in the room.... Though you may be the last to leave... as im not sure your head will fit through the door these days!

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #11 on: Dec 02, 2006, 11:30:32 PM »


Dear Kofi,

You better come in now its bedtime xx

Dirty stopout  ::)
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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #12 on: Dec 02, 2006, 11:49:47 PM »
Can't believe I'm posting on this thread

BUT

Dear Millie

It's adorable that you roll around and act all soppy whenever I sing along to something or just randomly start singing.  First time it happened, just thought you were a bit nuts.  Now I realise you just like musaq.  It's sooo cute.

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #13 on: Dec 02, 2006, 11:51:50 PM »
Can't believe I'm posting on this thread


*blinks*

No, I can't either.

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Re: Dear My Pet...
« Reply #14 on: Dec 02, 2006, 11:52:48 PM »
<-- proper lezza now  ;D