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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #30 on: Oct 10, 2006, 03:57:50 PM »

Motherfucking stupid pile of cunting bollocks SHITE spawned from the brains of cocksucking ASSHOLES. I GIVE THE FUCK UP.

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #31 on: Oct 10, 2006, 04:19:08 PM »
FUCK OFF YOU MASSIVE TWAT!
(still my favourite)

Look you cunt, do i look like a fucking pussy? if i did... i'd be asking you to bite me... but seeing as Im a dyke an'all I am sick of being dicked around by a bunch of cocks. So why dont you go fuck yourself and swallow your own cum for fucking change, cos really I aint bovvered.

*sigh*
I do try to be be good....

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #32 on: Oct 12, 2006, 11:03:48 AM »
CUNTS every fucking one of 'em.

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #33 on: Oct 13, 2006, 03:35:28 PM »
for fuck sake anything else fucking bring it on

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #34 on: Oct 16, 2006, 02:09:22 AM »
Fucking fucking, fuck fuck, bugger, FUCK, distance circumstances, FUCK's Sake, Bugger, Fuck, FUCK.

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #35 on: Oct 16, 2006, 02:10:47 PM »
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK !!!!!

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #36 on: Oct 16, 2006, 07:49:42 PM »
Fuck, shit, arse, bugger, bollocks  >:(

Of course, this only really works on paper, JuicyCrone... Because I know how  posh you sound when you say it!  ;)  :o And don't think you sound any less posh when you repeat it in a big font!  :D

Anyone remember Harry Enfield's Wayne and Waynetta Slob appearing on the gameshow "Call Me Wanker"....? Object of the exercise being to call the host a wanker as many times as possible before the buzzer timed them out?

wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker

Do I win? Or shall I throw in a quick motherfucker as well? That's my favourite English swearword of the day...  ;D Although I *can* say it in Cantonese as well (the benefits of a childhood as an Army brat are evident to this day...) It's a shame I can't write it.  ::)


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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #37 on: Oct 16, 2006, 11:29:17 PM »
Fuck, shit, arse, bugger, bollocks  >:(

Of course, this only really works on paper, JuicyCrone... Because I know how  posh you sound when you say it!  ;)  :o And don't think you sound any less posh when you repeat it in a big font!  :D

Anyone remember Harry Enfield's Wayne and Waynetta Slob appearing on the gameshow "Call Me Wanker"....? Object of the exercise being to call the host a wanker as many times as possible before the buzzer timed them out?

wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker

Do I win? Or shall I throw in a quick motherfucker as well? That's my favourite English swearword of the day...  ;D Although I *can* say it in Cantonese as well (the benefits of a childhood as an Army brat are evident to this day...) It's a shame I can't write it.  ::)



Oh no, in my experience swearing loudly and "poshly" is very effective - makes me feel better anyway!  And there is something about a "posh bird "  saying "fuck" that is guaranteed to melt the knicker elastic!  :-*

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #38 on: Oct 16, 2006, 11:31:38 PM »
:D ahhhhhhh this is fucking great, ive found somewhere i feel comfortable

laugh my fucking arse off  ;D

fucking bollocks

mother fucker

you cunt

arsewipe

suck my cock bitch lol ( oh im such a lady )hehehe

fuck, fuck , fuck

cheers for that i feel so much better hehehehe

Glad you "feel" better dear Lady LOL ... don't worry you are among friends here!

Shall I scare the horses and say "there are butches here as well" ... LMFAO now.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #39 on: Oct 17, 2006, 07:21:13 AM »
FUCKBUGGERYFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKAAAARSE.

*kicks walls of the dungeon*

BLAH.


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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #40 on: Oct 17, 2006, 08:34:14 PM »
You fucking wanking snobby bastard hotel I will go to court and you will fuckin regret it!!!

Trust me!!!

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #41 on: Oct 17, 2006, 08:38:35 PM »
arse. :D
llama. llama. duck.

pusukala

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #42 on: Oct 17, 2006, 10:47:46 PM »
Of course, this only really works on paper, JuicyCrone... Because I know how  posh you sound when you say it!  ;)  :o And don't think you sound any less posh when you repeat it in a big font!  :D

Oh no, in my experience swearing loudly and "poshly" is very effective - makes me feel better anyway!  And there is something about a "posh bird "  saying "fuck" that is guaranteed to melt the knicker elastic!  :-*

*watches Juicy melt her own knicker elastic*

*snickers*

Juicy, a mate of mine was recording a voiceover and she screwed up a line: "Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!" she exclaimed in her well-posh bird tones... And it went out over the childrens' TV showing at the time...

She was suspended (on full pay) for a week while it was investigated and shown that it wasn't her fault - a techie had thrown the wrong switch.

Moral: always assume the mike's live...  ;D


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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #43 on: Oct 18, 2006, 09:55:25 AM »
Of course, this only really works on paper, JuicyCrone... Because I know how  posh you sound when you say it!  ;)  :o And don't think you sound any less posh when you repeat it in a big font!  :D

Oh no, in my experience swearing loudly and "poshly" is very effective - makes me feel better anyway!  And there is something about a "posh bird "  saying "fuck" that is guaranteed to melt the knicker elastic!  :-*

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*watches Juicy melt her own knicker elastic*

Now you're being silly -  It doesn't work on one's own knickers!  and I am not the only "posh bird" I know.  :P

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Re: Another swearing thread .....
« Reply #44 on: Oct 19, 2006, 10:03:28 AM »

Fucking load of shitty bollocks. Fuck off, fuck off, FUCK OFF!!!!!