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Re: Dungeon Dear *
« Reply #6360 on: Feb 01, 2018, 07:59:54 PM »
Dear me

Yes, clearly the logical thing to deal with all the uncertainty is to get another tattoo.

You mean it isn't? Ok, admittedly a huge chest piece was a pretty intense process, but hey, I've finally gotten used to wearing it!! Pretty sure there are times when tattooing has saved my life.

Side note: there are still sectors which count tattooing as 'self harm'.

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Re: Dungeon Dear *
« Reply #6361 on: Feb 02, 2018, 08:25:30 AM »
Dear pure evil

I hear you.
I wanted a new one for ages, but didn't know where or what, but yesterday I knew.
The consultation is booked for the 17th, but I think I might try and bring it forward to next week. Because the Amsterdam bruises are fading and there are no Berlin bruises yet.
'if you take away the cake, the icing is meaningless.'

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« Reply #6362 on: Feb 03, 2018, 11:50:57 AM »
Dear non-gb,
it's probably best to learn early on, that even if you were nearly dead I would still expect you to come up with the work (or at least expect adequate notice to replace you).

Dear (badly) paid work,
really?

Dear distant panel,
now that would be an AWESOME (and filthy) thing to get paid for!!  :D

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Re: Dungeon Dear *
« Reply #6363 on: Feb 07, 2018, 11:52:47 AM »
DearNeighbour,
I lay awake at night fantasising about buying you a new alarm clock, or delivering a note to you about your alarm clock with a HAMMER attached. Why I do this is because the incessant beeping of your alarm clock between 10pm - 4am bores through the sound of even the chirpiest sleep meditation listened to on headphones.  :'( >:( :'( >:(

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« Reply #6364 on: Feb 12, 2018, 04:29:13 PM »
Dear London,
can you stop being so sadistically freaking cold!! I keep having to check the heater is on as it is making so little difference. :(

Dear self,
remind me again WHY you booked a PT session for this evening.

Dear visitors!!
Hurrah!!!

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Re: Dungeon Dear *
« Reply #6365 on: Feb 12, 2018, 06:18:37 PM »
Dear non-GB

I think there is a finite number that I can hear that you would love to do something but can't do it because of your husband, and I'm nearly at that number.
« Last Edit: Feb 12, 2018, 06:22:27 PM by millicent »
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« Reply #6366 on: Feb 13, 2018, 08:03:57 PM »
Dear non-gb,
can't believe I failed to notice how FREUDIAN all of that is. Perfect story stuff.

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Re: Dungeon Dear *
« Reply #6367 on: Feb 14, 2018, 01:19:27 PM »
Dear non-GB

Sodís fucking law!!

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« Reply #6368 on: Feb 14, 2018, 01:45:09 PM »
Dear native English speakers,

Is sod' s law the same as Murphy's law? We don't have laws in portuguese culture, mostly badly organized chaos.

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« Reply #6369 on: Feb 14, 2018, 02:00:57 PM »
^^^^ Uhuh, pretty much: If something can go wrong, it will. Also know as 'Butter side down' law.

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Re: Dungeon Dear *
« Reply #6370 on: Feb 14, 2018, 02:01:32 PM »
Dear powers that be,
at those odds I would be pretty happy with a short list.

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« Reply #6371 on: Feb 15, 2018, 04:00:05 PM »
Dear non-GB

I'm just going to let myself enjoy this.
'if you take away the cake, the icing is meaningless.'

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« Reply #6372 on: Feb 15, 2018, 11:41:39 PM »
Dear non-gb,
I don't know what possessed me to suggest this 'urban hiking' experience. Must have been the Germanic influence.  ::)

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« Reply #6373 on: Feb 16, 2018, 10:22:49 AM »
Dear mills,
only just noticed that I am drowning you right after the introductions. (wondered what you were on about).  :D

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« Reply #6374 on: Feb 16, 2018, 10:40:23 AM »
Dear pure evil

Hahaha.

Yes! That's what I meant.
I'm gonna dress up all nice and do my hair and makeup and you get to dunk me  :D
'if you take away the cake, the icing is meaningless.'