Ooooer...Zombie FAQ thread....*goes through record collection looking for suitable vinyl to throw*
Ed: Any zombies out there?
Shaun: Don't say that!
Shaun: The "zed" word. Don't say it!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!
Ed: Well... are they any?
Shaun: [looking out the door mail slot, sees an empty street] I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
Shaun: [turns his head, sees a pack of zombies] Oh, no, wait, there they are.