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Offline Goblin Flump

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #90 on: Mar 31, 2017, 05:05:03 PM »
You find several articles in Saga Magazine very useful and informative.
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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #91 on: May 31, 2017, 04:23:30 AM »
You stop going to the gym for five months and gain 45 pounds. :( Fuck you, Summer. Fuck you in all your non-stretching orifices.

You start shaving your face. Not just your mustache. (pro tip: Try the "tinkle")

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #92 on: May 31, 2017, 01:54:30 PM »
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweet
and wipe the seat!

Someone on Tumblr refers to you as their 'wise lesbian auntie' and you realise they're easily within range to be your child.
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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #93 on: May 31, 2017, 09:45:05 PM »
when you realise it's never going to happen. Me that is.

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #94 on: Jun 01, 2017, 03:03:07 AM »
Goblin, my Mum had that rhyme needlepointed on a tp holder when I was a kid. Only it was "please be neat and wipe the seat"

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #95 on: Jun 02, 2017, 01:38:11 PM »
You don't mind growing out your grey hair.. ;D

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #96 on: Jun 02, 2017, 06:10:58 PM »
When you are clueless who the new bands or singers are.
“Expectations are resentments under construction.”
― Anne Lamott

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #97 on: Jun 04, 2017, 12:20:28 PM »
When your Eleven year old son is in charge of all the decision making re-internet, televisions, computers, etc...within the whole house! ::)
One day I'll laugh about this!😑

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #98 on: Jun 08, 2017, 10:00:32 PM »
when you realise it's never going to happen. Me that is.
if this means "it's" for getting old>my favorite response, ooo
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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #99 on: Jun 09, 2017, 03:02:58 PM »
 When you make a hilarious cultural reference related joke and the other person doesn't laugh, and you realise that they probably weren't even born at the time of said cultural reference.
 When you get asked for ID, and you point out to the person serving you that you're old enough to be their mother. 
 When you go to a gig or festival and you're the oldest person there by about 15 years
 When you start saying, 'the music nowadays all sounds the same'
 When 11 o'clock is way past your bedtime 
   
 When you realise you can get away with doing almost anything in public, because you're female, getting on a bit, and therefore invisible. It's actually very liberating. 

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #100 on: Jun 15, 2017, 01:32:08 AM »
When your referred to in co-op as ''Madam!''
By an extremely youthful and rather fit assistant... :P
One day I'll laugh about this!😑