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Offline Blythe

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You know you're getting old when ......
« on: Feb 25, 2017, 02:57:41 PM »
Your shot glass gets used as an egg cup.




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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #1 on: Feb 25, 2017, 03:37:33 PM »
Your wife has a special getting up noise.
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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #2 on: Feb 25, 2017, 03:44:52 PM »
When you do an online price comparison of Tena lady articles.

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #3 on: Feb 25, 2017, 04:44:08 PM »
I look forward to sorting my Tupperware.

I used to be in a band. I used to wear pvc trousers without worrying about bending down.

Nobody told me I would one day get excited about freezer bag innovations.

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #4 on: Feb 25, 2017, 04:47:44 PM »
I've started dreading going anywhere that requires clothes that aren't fleecy or elasticated at the waist.

I want to be permanently comfy.




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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #5 on: Feb 25, 2017, 04:59:51 PM »
realizing I've been protesting about the same things
for
50 years

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #6 on: Feb 25, 2017, 05:07:36 PM »
realizing I've been protesting about the same things
for
50 years

Now THAT is really depressing.
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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #7 on: Feb 25, 2017, 05:15:18 PM »
When you seriously start wondering a) how those baths with doors work.  b) Whether onw would enhance your own bathtime experience.

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #8 on: Feb 25, 2017, 05:33:32 PM »
I just got upset because my sweetheart cabbage was on the turn.

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #9 on: Feb 25, 2017, 07:17:35 PM »
You look at someone at Parents' Evening at school and can't figure out whether they're a teacher or a student because they seem so young.
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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #10 on: Feb 26, 2017, 02:10:11 AM »
You have to allow extra time to get up in the morning because it takes your joints so long to unstiffen enough to walk properly.
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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #11 on: Feb 26, 2017, 07:56:59 AM »
...you find a grey hair below the waist :-\

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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #12 on: Feb 27, 2017, 02:06:37 PM »
 ;D

hair gets sparser including legs
I don't have that mid length furry leg thing where work boots rubbed for years anymore

better prioritizing on how you want to waste your time  :D



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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #13 on: Feb 27, 2017, 03:26:18 PM »
I have not got hairy legs and its not an age thing.  I have never had hairs on my legs
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Re: You know you're getting old when ......
« Reply #14 on: Feb 27, 2017, 06:50:22 PM »
you dye your hair it's natural colour. Yup, I caved.