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Offline Xof the Elder

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Oh.
« on: Feb 18, 2017, 12:17:25 AM »
Where did all the women go?!

On the off chance there's a woman I've not had or who hasn't had one of the women I've had see's this.....

IM me for good times, leading to average then confusing then decidedly disappointing times till we inevitably break up, possibly bitterly but more likely now, with age, a "meh" from both of us. Now im 37 though I could die before that happens, its a good time to get in.

Oh, one caveat, you have to be extremely beautiful (intelligence/sanity a bonus) and with no/low expectations. Failing that,both young and daft.

I can offer you time with a very cute dog, world travel, eye gazing over the finest food to humanity, trips to the symphony, the feeling of being the most important thing in my world for a season and a slight, delightful lisp.

Photos on request.
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Re: Oh.
« Reply #1 on: Feb 18, 2017, 12:23:37 AM »
Welcome back, Xof.  :D   

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Re: Oh.
« Reply #2 on: Feb 18, 2017, 12:20:01 PM »
*waves*

Excellent advert !
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Re: Oh.
« Reply #3 on: Feb 18, 2017, 05:08:50 PM »
Tempting.

But I'm just daft.....

Not young! Haha!


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Re: Oh.
« Reply #4 on: Feb 19, 2017, 05:22:15 PM »
Hi,   x of
accept what is,let go of what was and have  faith in what will be

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Re: Oh.
« Reply #5 on: Feb 20, 2017, 11:45:33 PM »
This made me LOL  :D

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Re: Oh.
« Reply #6 on: Mar 03, 2017, 02:34:49 PM »
This is basically my love life summed up!!! So much this!

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Re: Oh.
« Reply #7 on: Mar 25, 2017, 11:56:50 AM »
Hello Kate B, Valerie and Blythe and others I don't know,

Not one single reply! I'd have thought with the popularity of James Cordon I'd be yet more popular. *shakeshead*

Clearly there's been some kind of mistake so I'll add some photos for you all to swoon over.

Friend me up ladies!
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Re: Oh.
« Reply #8 on: Mar 25, 2017, 11:45:00 PM »
Xof, you are very good-looking and have nice hair. You were always a great GB contributor. I'm afraid it's not you; it's GB. The place is on its last legs with participation.

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Re: Oh.
« Reply #9 on: Mar 26, 2017, 01:21:15 PM »
Xof, you are very good-looking and have nice hair. You were always a great GB contributor. I'm afraid it's not you; it's GB. The place is on its last legs with participation.

Thanks! Almost had me doubting myself for a minute! And thanks for the nice hair comment!  :D
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Re: Oh.
« Reply #10 on: Mar 26, 2017, 02:33:22 PM »
Xof, you seem to have 3 new people saying they liked the ad on here though. Maybe you should message them...?

Offline Xof the Elder

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Re: Oh.
« Reply #11 on: Mar 26, 2017, 03:00:15 PM »
I think they just thought the ad was funny (it was deadly serious) and were waving and laughing. If waving and laughing is a come on and I've missed it all this time I'm going to be very upset!

If anyone find the ad appealing in a "take me on a date Xof" way - IM ME! :D
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Re: Oh.
« Reply #12 on: Apr 02, 2017, 12:09:33 AM »
How about staying single for a bit to find out who the authentic you is?

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Re: Oh.
« Reply #13 on: Apr 02, 2017, 08:36:25 PM »
How about staying single for a bit to find out who the authentic you is?

I walked 900km, three times, trying to find my authentic self! Was single for over a year. Do you know what I did then? Lowered my standards and dated another person I knew was wrong for me and showed me over and over and I ignored it. Today I got a nice confirmation of just how wrong as I find out now I was cheated on! Ha! To be fair my being there half hearted was worse. Perhaps, Berdache, there will be little choice in the matter but to remain single anyway!

I may be a second away from finding my 'authentic self' or a life time but I can tell you what feels like an even longer shot and that's finding anyone I truly think is good enough. Perhaps both challenges are one and the same thing!

I realise now I have ruined this ad! :D

Burn the boats!
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Re: Oh.
« Reply #14 on: Apr 02, 2017, 08:51:41 PM »
Just relax about it. It sounds all a bit shitty and I'm sure you need time to process it. Relationships aren't everything are they?