Where did all the women go?!
On the off chance there's a woman I've not had or who hasn't had one of the women I've had see's this.....
IM me for good times, leading to average then confusing then decidedly disappointing times till we inevitably break up, possibly bitterly but more likely now, with age, a "meh" from both of us. Now im 37 though I could die before that happens, its a good time to get in.
Oh, one caveat, you have to be extremely beautiful (intelligence/sanity a bonus) and with no/low expectations. Failing that,both young and daft.
I can offer you time with a very cute dog, world travel, eye gazing over the finest food to humanity, trips to the symphony, the feeling of being the most important thing in my world for a season and a slight, delightful lisp.
Photos on request.