Hmmm.... This could be my Autumn experiment. Just on the allotment....
that sounds like a fab and quite hot idea. i think you'd be totally identifiable as a dyke as well. just saying and to stay OT.
may i just make a suggestion? if i were you, i would not wear the pinstriped suit on the allotment while you're working Mother Earth
. i mean, i'd totally fall for you (after you wash your hands, i don't like dry soil on hands, not even vicariously), but you probably will have to throw away that pinstriped suit.. the tweed flat cap while digging, on the other hand, go!