Lol Johanna. It's funny how conversations sometimes sound like a mediocre blog post.
But seriously, my one friend started her lesbian life by hooking up with the recent ex of the most popular bar tender in the town's only lesbian bar. Everyone in the scene hated her instantly and it took years to climb out of that mess.
My other friend started by hitting on every co-worker who ever wore an edgy hat in an instagram photo (assuming [edgy hat = gay], which isn't really high-quality gaydar) and she ended up creeping people out and hurting professional relationships.
What are some other bad moves you've heard about? It's a funny conversation and helpful to newbies.