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Re: Bruises
« Reply #30 on: Dec 16, 2016, 11:10:18 AM »
So it seems  ;D

Who would have thought.
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Re: Bruises
« Reply #31 on: Dec 16, 2016, 12:36:09 PM »


Baseball bats are the cutest of toys.

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Re: Bruises
« Reply #32 on: Dec 16, 2016, 01:27:32 PM »
I (again) have bruises from a massage. The sensation was so intense during that it was very hard to resist punching the massuer - I did whack them a couple of times with the new rounders bat afterwards - just to demonstrate its quality.  ;D

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Re: Bruises
« Reply #33 on: Dec 16, 2016, 04:28:26 PM »
I (again) have bruises from a massage. The sensation was so intense during that it was very hard to resist punching the massuer - I did whack them a couple of times with the new rounders bat afterwards - just to demonstrate its quality.  ;D

Is that the usual gratuity rate for a masseur?

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Re: Bruises
« Reply #34 on: Dec 16, 2016, 05:03:11 PM »
I (again) have bruises from a massage. The sensation was so intense during that it was very hard to resist punching the massuer - I did whack them a couple of times with the new rounders bat afterwards - just to demonstrate its quality.  ;D

Is that the usual gratuity rate for a masseur?

Fairly usual, then they bought me dinner. Sometimes the world is a very good place.

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Re: Bruises
« Reply #35 on: Dec 16, 2016, 07:16:29 PM »
I would say I am a baseball bat convert.  :D
10/10 would play again.
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