My name is Tie-EECE!
All right. I went to the Gym today.
First I had to dig my car out of 65 tons of snow. Then I couldn't find a parking place near the Gym so I had to muscle into a place on a little side street. Then I had to carry my super stylish GYM bag through the freezing cold and snow to the GYM. Then I had to climb three flights of stairs to get to the machines.
I *noted* that the three recumbent bicycles were all taken up by middle aged men who looked fit enough not to be recumbent.
I did an hour of elliptical. On a tread mill there was a young muscular Asian man who had sassed up his hair with blond highlights. He was working out *awfully* hard and I looked to him for inspiration even if I didn't care to get that sweaty.
After elliptical I did rowing machine for half an hour. The little screen was cr*pped out so I couldn't tell how many millions of meters I was racing through the water. Fortunately I'M SUCH A SPIRITUAL PERSON I was able not to let this bother me.
Then I went and took a shower. Probably for longer than I did anything else at the gym, but they provide free soap.
So. I'm on the road to glowing health. Anyone else?