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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #15 on: Dec 31, 2011, 01:09:20 PM »
Leka:  I'm going to cook you a meal for having me to stay.
Me: YAY A home cooked meal!!
Leka: Now do you have rice?
Me: Instant flavoured rice?
Leka: No ordinary rice.
Me: No.
Leka:  Do you have garlic?
Me: No.
Leka: Oil?
Me: No.
Leka: Ketchup?
Me: OF COURSE!
(After supermarket trip)
Leka: You do have PANS don't you?
Me: (outraged) YES !
Thank you for my first laugh of the day

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #16 on: Dec 31, 2011, 01:12:43 PM »
I'm not entirely sure what instant flavoured rice is. Like the ready meal egg fried rice or something?
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #17 on: Dec 31, 2011, 01:13:01 PM »
At a museum in Amsterdam..looking at a chest (!)

Friend:  that's beautiful
Me.    :  what's it made from?
Friend : (reading). Ebony.

She thinks for a moment

Friend:  when they say 'ebony' do they mean 'ivory'?
Me.    :  No. They mean 'ebony'
Friend : oh.

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #18 on: Dec 31, 2011, 01:15:46 PM »
Good heavens! I knew ebony was a kind of dark wood, and I just entered it into google images to see if I could see what the trees it comes from look like. I didn't see any trees.
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #19 on: Dec 31, 2011, 01:17:25 PM »
I think it comes from a variety of dark wood trees.  It's just a name
for a certain shade of dark wood.  I think.

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« Reply #20 on: Dec 31, 2011, 01:18:12 PM »
Yes. But google images thinks it means naked ladies.
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #21 on: Dec 31, 2011, 01:19:20 PM »
Yes. But google images thinks it means naked ladies.

Oh. 


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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #22 on: Dec 31, 2011, 02:12:14 PM »
I came home late one night to my parents house and was about to enter the living room :

Mom: If you stick it there it's just going to get in the way.
Dad:  Yes, but when we tried the other position you said it hurt.
Mom:  I know but would you please just stick it somewhere as I am tired of having to look at it.



It appears I do not need therapy to get the image out of my mind as they were talking about a reading lamp that was hurting my moms eyes.
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #23 on: Dec 31, 2011, 02:47:56 PM »
Friend:  when they say 'ebony' do they mean 'ivory'?
Me.    :  No. They mean 'ebony'
Friend : oh.

I can hear those words without immediately humming Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder's song. I was traumatised in my childhood >:(
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #24 on: Dec 31, 2011, 04:14:15 PM »
Leka:  I'm going to cook you a meal for having me to stay.
Me: YAY A home cooked meal!!
Leka: Now do you have rice?
Me: Instant flavoured rice?
Leka: No ordinary rice.
Me: No.
Leka:  Do you have garlic?
Me: No.
Leka: Oil?
Me: No.
Leka: Ketchup?
Me: OF COURSE!
(After supermarket trip)
Leka: You do have PANS don't you?
Me: (outraged) YES !

Thank you for my first laugh of the day

When I was coming back home yesterday I kept thinking of this conversation and giggling. ;D


I came home late one night to my parents house and was about to enter the living room :

Mom: If you stick it there it's just going to get in the way.
Dad:  Yes, but when we tried the other position you said it hurt.
Mom:  I know but would you please just stick it somewhere as I am tired of having to look at it.



It appears I do not need therapy to get the image out of my mind as they were talking about a reading lamp that was hurting my moms eyes.

I love those conversations that sound dirty when taken out of context. :D
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #25 on: Dec 31, 2011, 06:58:53 PM »
Good heavens! I knew ebony was a kind of dark wood, and I just entered it into google images to see if I could see what the trees it comes from look like. I didn't see any trees.

Crikey. So my SafeSearch is definitely off.

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #26 on: Dec 31, 2011, 07:16:32 PM »
Today in Waitrose in Buckingham :

"Its not a chocolate Swiss Roll.

Its not a Yule Log.

Its a roulade, Emily. A f*cking roulade.

What's wrong with you today."

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #27 on: Dec 31, 2011, 07:17:52 PM »
 :D :D :D

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #28 on: Dec 31, 2011, 07:38:30 PM »
hahahahaha
was this overheard Snowball2?
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #29 on: Dec 31, 2011, 08:13:07 PM »
 :D Of course it was overheard.