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Random Conversations
« on: Dec 26, 2011, 03:39:15 PM »
Me: I think we should have an alcohol free day, today.
Her: Oh, I suppose that just means sherry.



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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #1 on: Dec 26, 2011, 04:05:26 PM »
Me: I think we should have an alcohol free day, today.
Her: Oh, I suppose that just means sherry.

Oh well that is just silly

Surely she means wine? It's a fruit.
Fetch my foam roller, I need to roll.

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #2 on: Dec 27, 2011, 08:34:40 AM »
That's lovely

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #3 on: Dec 27, 2011, 02:02:52 PM »
Tha´s: Don't switch that on!  You'll ruin the GORGEOUS MORNING LIGHT.
Adorable Partner: What GORGEOUS MORNING LIGHT?  It's GREY.

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #4 on: Dec 28, 2011, 02:47:20 PM »
Patient; "I always throw people out of my room, but the only place I'd throw a fella like you is into my bed"

Me; ....eh.... *cough* *leaves*

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #5 on: Dec 28, 2011, 04:21:52 PM »
^ (--Snort--, smirk) I guess you're not bored anymore.

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #6 on: Dec 28, 2011, 04:24:12 PM »
The youngest patient I've seen today was 82.. I'm still bored and in addition to that I feel sick as per above conversation!

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #7 on: Dec 28, 2011, 06:33:48 PM »
Brother (talking about flatpack furniture): Our bed went together ok, though there was a lot of screwing involved.

Brother's mother-in-law: *smirks*

Brother: MUMS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LAUGH AT THINGS LIKE THAT

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #8 on: Dec 28, 2011, 06:50:50 PM »
LOL!!! Oh yes they should! If I were a mother, Id give him a gold star for stepping into it.
Hello, hope you're having a fufilled day!

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #9 on: Dec 28, 2011, 07:01:42 PM »
If I was a mother I'd give him a telling off for rampant stereotyping of what mothers are supposed to be amused by.
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #10 on: Dec 29, 2011, 11:19:00 AM »
True that! Youre grounded.
Hello, hope you're having a fufilled day!

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #11 on: Dec 29, 2011, 03:49:37 PM »
Leka:  I'm going to cook you a meal for having me to stay.
Me: YAY A home cooked meal!!
Leka: Now do you have rice?
Me: Instant flavoured rice?
Leka: No ordinary rice.
Me: No.
Leka:  Do you have garlic?
Me: No.
Leka: Oil?
Me: No.
Leka: Ketchup?
Me: OF COURSE!
(After supermarket trip)
Leka: You do have PANS don't you?
Me: (outraged) YES !
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #12 on: Dec 29, 2011, 03:52:44 PM »
^ If I were you Blythe, I would put Leka over my knee and give her a good spanking for being so cheeky!
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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #13 on: Dec 30, 2011, 01:08:31 AM »


Doctor (listening unusually carefully to Tha´s's heart): "Are you anxious?"

Tha´s (thinking It's the holiday season; I've left the comfort & safety of MY HOME, and FFS I'm in a DOCTOR'S OFFICE with no clothes on!, but wishing to say something scrupulously polite):  "Not as anxious as when I'm detained by the Border Patrol."

Tha´s was, however, comforted and uplifted by the many wondrous pictures celebrating the benefits of frequent handwashing.

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Re: Random Conversations
« Reply #14 on: Dec 31, 2011, 11:31:03 AM »
Brother (talking about flatpack furniture)

I misread this as flapjack furniture. I think it might be time to start my diet... :-\
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