Author Topic: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild  (Read 41043 times)

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2011, 09:55:10 PM »
This is true.

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2011, 10:02:56 PM »
^ We all send Blythe our dirty thoughts and she creates something both witty and entertaining.  Sort of like "Carry on GB"  :D
I shall call you Matron all Friday night for suggesting MY porn is like Carry on ....
Tut.

Yes, you will have to severely chastise me.   ;)
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2011, 10:06:04 PM »
It won't be sexy RC ... I will do my Kenneth Williams voice and face.  It will be horrid.  :o
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2011, 10:14:21 PM »
Aw, I was hoping for Hattie Jaques at the least Blythe.
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2011, 10:16:55 PM »
 ;D ;D
I am so much more Kenneth than Hattie.
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2011, 10:23:58 PM »
Perhaps we can do some scenes from "Carry On Camping" (my personal favorite Carry On movie)

I will be Miss Haggerd to your Dr Soper :P
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2011, 10:45:06 PM »
*pulls up the cumfy chair*

Popcorn anyone? :)
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2011, 10:48:35 PM »
I think you'll be waiting a bit yet. I mean, we have to choose names!

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2011, 10:58:30 PM »
My personal favourite at the moment is
BedroomBlythe but obviously it's not anonymous, and I do think that I will be more adventurous if I have a pseudonym.
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2011, 11:06:48 PM »
*pulls up the cumfy chair*

Popcorn anyone? :)

Griffen, you hang out in that comfy chair a lot.

You should get a job or something.

And yes, I'd love some popcorn  ;)

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2011, 11:08:19 PM »
I've been thinking about names. Even though I will not be writing any smutty stories

Torrid Bunting

or

Sullied Bunting.

Whatcha think?
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2011, 07:20:32 AM »
Torrid.

Sounds vaguely Spanglish.

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2011, 07:23:08 AM »
So I have a story BURSTING to come out ...
this evening I shall type it up ... and I have chosen a name.
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2011, 07:27:27 AM »
Oh, it's pee, isn't it?

I can tell.

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2011, 07:29:13 AM »
No it isn't ... I can categorically say that my stories will not contain any showers.
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