Author Topic: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild  (Read 39962 times)

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The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« on: May 10, 2011, 05:39:33 PM »
We have been given permission to create a space for anonymous porn writing. Short stories and vignettes welcome from all comers.
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 06:00:24 PM »
Blythe, Blythe, GB calling Blythe.........
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2011, 06:08:04 PM »
That's very interesting...  :D
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2011, 07:19:59 PM »
It's SOOOOOO exciting.
I lay awake last night planning one.
But I have to mark the maths papers first before putting pen to paper.


^RC ... you just want to be one the characters again don't you?
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2011, 08:01:48 PM »
Oh, but now I have to think up a new name and stuff. Why did I use Fragrant Bush already? It would have been perfect.

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2011, 08:07:23 PM »
We have been given permission to create a space for anonymous porn writing. Short stories and vignettes welcome from all comers.
Fnar.

Sorry if I'm being dim, but can you explain how this works in practice?
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2011, 08:42:11 PM »
^ We all send Blythe our dirty thoughts and she creates something both witty and entertaining.  Sort of like "Carry on GB"  :D
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2011, 09:26:21 PM »
We have been given permission to create a space for anonymous porn writing. Short stories and vignettes welcome from all comers.
Fnar.

Sorry if I'm being dim, but can you explain how this works in practice?

Well, my understanding is that if you want to write a porn story, you can post it on here. If you want to use your normal GB name, that's fine, but you can also create a pen name, if you want to be anonymouser.  :)

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2011, 09:28:36 PM »
^ We all send Blythe our dirty thoughts and she creates something both witty and entertaining.  Sort of like "Carry on GB"  :D
I shall call you Matron all Friday night for suggesting MY porn is like Carry on ....
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2011, 09:30:47 PM »
I was hoping people would write their own stories, rather than expecting Blythe to do all the work.

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2011, 09:33:56 PM »
When I have oodles of mental energy, maybe.

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2011, 09:37:05 PM »
I was hoping people would write their own stories, rather than expecting Blythe to do all the work.
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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2011, 09:38:27 PM »
Me too.

What if I run out of stories?

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2011, 09:39:11 PM »
Then this will have been a failure. You will have been a failure.

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Re: The Vault Porn Writers' Guild
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2011, 09:40:18 PM »
Well OBVIOUSLY you will have to get more experiences under your belt.
Well that's the attitude I am adopting.
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