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Title: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Cyg on Apr 07, 2010, 07:57:42 PM
 :D ;D ;)
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Post by: theshyone on Apr 08, 2010, 09:26:54 AM
Shane ( from L word) :P
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Post by: ssg on Apr 08, 2010, 09:49:19 AM
Oh god. Nick Cave.  Still Nick Cave.  I am quite ashamed of myself.  But this hasn't changed in about 20 years, so I guess I might as well stick to it now. 
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Post by: love,not hate on Apr 08, 2010, 09:49:45 AM
Madonna
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Post by: valerie on Apr 08, 2010, 10:57:49 AM
Kristen Thomas because I like how she jumped in the tub with Fiennes in The Englsh Patient and washed his head and ears.
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Post by: tubegirl on Apr 08, 2010, 07:47:25 PM
Sarah Waters  ;D
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Post by: Spritzy on Apr 08, 2010, 08:06:52 PM
Ellen [swoon]
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Post by: Smuterella on Apr 08, 2010, 08:09:19 PM
Adam Ant circa 1981
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 08, 2010, 08:19:52 PM
Vanessa Redgrave, any age.
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Post by: valerie on Apr 08, 2010, 08:39:03 PM
Vanessa Redgrave, any age.
oh yes
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Post by: pthbbbt on Apr 08, 2010, 08:39:17 PM
um. not. I dunno I never really got off on the celeb thing. I don't really get it.

I was mad for bowie with I was a teen, though.

wouldn't do him. I mean I think brad pitt is purdy, david bowie sexy, and ray winston is purr-rific but I wouldn't touch any of them with my tongue.

And no, can't think of any gals I'd do niether. Though I'd love to watch queen latifah in her role-rific stint as a bootch give it to her girlfriend. But have zero desire to do anything but stand, eat popcorn, and watch.
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Post by: 1wmnwmn on Apr 08, 2010, 09:21:20 PM
Well for me it would most definitely be P!nk. As long as her hair was short  :P Oh yessss indeedy.
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Post by: George on Apr 08, 2010, 09:44:25 PM
Well for me it would most definitely be P!nk. As long as her hair was short  :P Oh yessss indeedy.

Ohh yeah, absolutely!

Or Julia Bradbury. Yummmm
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Apr 08, 2010, 10:25:24 PM
Meryl Streep in her "Devil Wears Prada" role.   :P
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Post by: Totentanz on Apr 08, 2010, 11:22:23 PM
I'm not into the whole celebrity cult. though i suppose i could be persuaded to temporarily change my mind on that by a naked Lucy Lawless.
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Apr 08, 2010, 11:26:21 PM
Or Julia Bradbury. Yummmm

Oh yes, I'd hike across the lake district with her any day :P

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Post by: BabyBoy on Apr 09, 2010, 12:20:59 PM
Or Julia Bradbury. Yummmm

Oh yes, I'd hike across the lake district with her any day :P
Same here!
But I think it has to be my old favourite Kim Basinger in her 9 1/2 Weeks days. ;)...or Marilyn Monroe......
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Post by: Commander Clayp ool on Apr 09, 2010, 12:25:01 PM
Jodie Foster, always Jodie.

And she'd thank me.
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Post by: Chavistani on Apr 09, 2010, 12:30:25 PM
After all these years, I'd still do Nick Rhodes up the arse. I may yet.
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Post by: BabyBoy on Apr 09, 2010, 01:01:47 PM
And I want 'Alice from Casualty', too.  :D
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Post by: keith on Apr 09, 2010, 01:55:34 PM
Kim Cattrall. Yes I know, but she is from Liverpool. And I'm sure she'd want to do it with me too.
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Post by: BabyBoy on Apr 09, 2010, 04:37:49 PM
Kim Cattrall. Yes I know, but she is from Liverpool. And I'm sure she'd want to do it with me too.
She would eat you alive.....
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Post by: keith on Apr 09, 2010, 04:47:25 PM
Kim Cattrall. Yes I know, but she is from Liverpool. And I'm sure she'd want to do it with me too.
She would eat you alive.....

One can dream.  ;)
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Post by: aliceb on Apr 09, 2010, 06:26:11 PM
Kim Cattrall. Yes I know, but she is from Liverpool. And I'm sure she'd want to do it with me too.

she'd be my choice as well - i went to see her in Private Lives last week  :P
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Post by: pthbbbt on Apr 09, 2010, 08:16:42 PM
actually, I just watched this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAk1dt13yLA

and changed my mind.
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Post by: George on Apr 09, 2010, 08:21:35 PM
Or Julia Bradbury. Yummmm

Oh yes, I'd hike across the lake district with her any day :P
Or up Scafell dyke Pike.  :D
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Post by: Sorted. on Apr 09, 2010, 08:25:45 PM
Keeley Hawes!   ;D
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Post by: Bruco on Apr 09, 2010, 08:46:37 PM
Amelie Mauresmo  :)
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Post by: outoforder on Apr 09, 2010, 09:38:23 PM
i once thought i fancied aha....but really i fancied banarama and no, i couldn't just fancy one, it had to be them all...aha was more my front really, nearly convinced myself tho
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Post by: valerie on Apr 09, 2010, 10:23:32 PM
Neve Campbell
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Post by: Bec on Apr 10, 2010, 09:08:02 PM
I'd almost always reply to this with Jodie Foster.  She could just speak and I'd be ... um ... contented.  (I would normally not be so coy there but I feel it's disrespectful somehow to say explicitly what Ms Foster's voice would be capable of causing within me.)

However.  Right now, I seem to be infatuated with Jane Lynch.  I'd love to have sex with her.  (Almost) only if she was in Sue Sylvester character.  I think she'd be all business-like and a bit callous and matter-of-fact and a bit derisory.  That appeals to me right now.  I'd like a little bit of tyranny.

I loved her in The L Word too...
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Post by: @Xof on Apr 10, 2010, 09:22:28 PM
Keeley Hawes!   ;D

Choice.

I think it would still have to be Dana Scully.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 11, 2010, 01:42:50 AM
I'm also one of the people who doesn't really want to do celebrities.  Because I don't know them, what they are really like and how they would relate to me.  If people are extremely beautiful or quirkily attractive I just want to look at them, a lot.  But not actually have sex with them. That could only come out of interacting with them and seeing what their personality is like, so I couldn't possibly say straight off.

I can't think of anyone to even mention.
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Post by: Smuterella on Apr 11, 2010, 07:56:29 PM
But surely thats just what sex with strangers is?  Someone you find visually attractive who you would want to sleep with without having spoken to...
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 11, 2010, 08:00:06 PM
Good point but it's different if they are in the room. And if they seem inclined to want to have sex with me. I am very susceptible to flattery, even implicit, from a beautiful stranger. But no celebs so far have shown the slightest interest *spits*
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 11, 2010, 08:03:27 PM
Ps the closest I ever got was Jilly Cooper's au pair but I don't think that really counts.
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Post by: pthbbbt on Apr 11, 2010, 08:25:11 PM
Good point but it's different if they are in the room. And if they seem inclined to want to have sex with me. I am very susceptible to flattery, even implicit, from a beautiful stranger. But no celebs so far have shown the slightest interest *spits*

forme the attraction is in the interaction. I used to have sex with strangers, but I at least interacted with them for at least an hour first. it how someone moves, speaks, laughs sincerely, moves their hands, holds their posture etc, that makes me find them attractive or not. And, I really only find people who chase me attractive, tbh horribly vain and blunt. And without that, I rarely feel sexually moved.  :-\

some people are 100% visually motiviated. which rocks.

the only time that works for me is very graphic porn and I'm not interested in what the person looks like. I could care less about the face. I'm just interested in watching things go in and out.
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Post by: Smuterella on Apr 11, 2010, 08:33:00 PM
I was really meaning in the context of the "sex with strangers" thread which I felt was about quick pick ups in the woods etc etc. 

Anyway, I don't find anyone attractive anymore, in fact I seem to be repulsed by 99.9% of the people I see / meet.  Their physicality I mean.   Famous people fantasies are easier.
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Post by: Rosie on Apr 11, 2010, 08:58:55 PM
Queen. Latifah.
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Post by: Stevie on Apr 11, 2010, 09:33:55 PM
Everyone b*tches her but i still say Nigella Lawson .. that bird has more curves than spaghetti junction .. Yum !!
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 11, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
Good point but it's different if they are in the room. And if they seem inclined to want to have sex with me. I am very susceptible to flattery, even implicit, from a beautiful stranger. But no celebs so far have shown the slightest interest *spits*

forme the attraction is in the interaction. I used to have sex with strangers, but I at least interacted with them for at least an hour first. it how someone moves, speaks, laughs sincerely, moves their hands, holds their posture etc, that makes me find them attractive or not. And, I really only find people who chase me attractive, tbh horribly vain and blunt. And without that, I rarely feel sexually moved. :-\


I think we are sisters under the skin, pthbbt.   Though if they have indicated in some fairly reliable way that they fancy me (I mean physically, not just liking my writing or something) I might then chase them.  Ahem.  It has been known.   

smuts wrote
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I was really meaning in the context of the "sex with strangers" thread which I felt was about quick pick ups in the woods etc etc. 

Yes, but even if I hadn't studied them for an hour or so in the way pthbbt described, it would be the interaction that would be the turn on. For instance, strangers on a train. I wouldn't just lurk in a tree  in the woods and lassoo them.  Well that would be a bit unethical, but I wouldn't have the inclination either.

As to 100% visual attraction - yes I have that but it is not particularly sexual.  More aesthetic fascination and I do have it for some celebs, but it doesn't translate to 'want to have sex with them'.    When I was at college and in the closet, I and another lesbian used to sit next to each other in college formal dinner and murmur things like 'Have you seen that Third Year Mathematician on the table left.  Totally Pre-Raphaelite.'  We were 1890s decadent and Oscar Wildean but it was all aesthetic objectification in a rather pre-feminist, poncey way.   Not really sexual.  We never pursued any of these fancies.   
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Post by: musca/Suzanna on Apr 11, 2010, 10:23:36 PM
It's not that I wouldn't want to have sex with a famous person, although frankly I wouldn't, I think fame is corrosive in the worst way, so I suspect that I'd be spooked by a famous person.  Unless they were deeply tormented and felt doomed by it, but that whole basis for sex sounds corrosive, too.
 
It's rathermore this: if it's just their image or film footage or voice or their work, that isn't enough for me to want to have sex with them.  It's different with a stranger, because there's a chemistry, however brief.  And I think the attraction of strangers is their anonymity, which is the very opposite of famous people. 

 
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Post by: Smuterella on Apr 11, 2010, 11:03:11 PM
I can't help but feel that either people are overthinking this (surely the assumption is that IF you met them the attraction would be there) or that people are being rather smug in their "I don't fancy celebrities"-ness.  It just reminds me of the smugness of people who say "Oh, well I don't have a television" 

 ;D
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Post by: skream on Apr 11, 2010, 11:13:20 PM
jennifer connelly..  one can only dream  :-[ :-X
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 12, 2010, 03:19:39 AM
@smuts

No it isn't smug. I am not superior about it at all - in fact I was dying to say someone on the thread and thought if I could identify someone well hey I could have fantasies about them. But I just can't work out anyone. On screen I often am attracted to women I don't actually want to have sex with - Helena Bonham Carter for instance. That wiman who was in ? Ring of Gold (it was about sex workers). The woman in the Forsyte Saga. I don't even know their names. I am not a celeb person.  Joan Armatrading.  I am racking my brains.  Plus there are not many butch famous women whose image is promoted so I can think of it. I can't do it without chemistry and I can't get that off media. 
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Post by: Rosie on Apr 12, 2010, 05:30:35 AM
That woman who was in ? Ring of Gold (it was about sex workers).

Band of Gold? Cathy Tyson? (huge favourite of mine, ever since 'Mona Lisa')

(link to pic)

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rVvkPApDsejzzM:http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/media/cathy_tyson.jpg (http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:rVvkPApDsejzzM:http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/media/cathy_tyson.jpg)
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Post by: musca/Suzanna on Apr 12, 2010, 09:19:01 AM
I can't help but feel that either people are overthinking this (surely the assumption is that IF you met them the attraction would be there) or that people are being rather smug in their "I don't fancy celebrities"-ness.  It just reminds me of the smugness of people who say "Oh, well I don't have a television" 

 ;D

It's definitely overthinking and it's clearly smug.  I hate being around famous people.  I think it's highly unsexy.  The people around them are vile.

However, I'd like a supersized flat-screen, the size of a whole wall, please, so I could watch programmes like Katie and Peter in fascination.  It's fascinating to me, it's just not sexy.
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 12, 2010, 10:02:11 AM
Thanks Rosie. It is Cathy Tyson indeed and it was Band of Gold. I do remember my own name though. I think. Just don't ask me who the Prime Minister is as I can't remember if it's Lloyd George or Disraeli.
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 12, 2010, 10:08:05 AM
^^of course it is Winston Churchill VV, well he is in the time line where my head currently is.
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Post by: PaddyBabe on Apr 12, 2010, 10:26:00 AM
Freida Pinto...i wish
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 12, 2010, 10:48:40 AM
^^as prime minister or to fuck?
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Post by: Lexx on Apr 12, 2010, 10:58:36 AM
Helen Mirren.
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Post by: valerie on Apr 12, 2010, 11:20:53 AM
Helen Mirran.
me, second,please
although, I think she's Mirren :)
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Post by: clarissa on Apr 12, 2010, 03:50:40 PM
Fiona Shaw
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Post by: Lexx on Apr 12, 2010, 06:20:17 PM
Helen Mirran.
me, second,please
although, I think she's Mirren :)

Opps you're right, my bad fixed!

I am happy to share my celebraty with you Valerie.
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Post by: pthbbbt on Apr 12, 2010, 06:48:22 PM
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or that people are being rather smug in their "I don't fancy celebrities"-ness.

trust me smutts, it's so incredibly not smug. I'm always the only one that doesn't get it and I get left out of the convo while everyone talks about and shares something I find alien or irritating cause I just don't "get it."

some clubs I kinda wish I wasn't left out of cause they seem fun. this one does seem fun. I just really really don't get it. UNLESS I make up a huge store that queen latifah or Missy Elliot seduces me in a muscle car with a lot of smooth effort. and then, it's really about someone slick and trick trying it on, and not so much about the celeb anymore.  :-\
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Post by: Smuterella on Apr 12, 2010, 07:14:18 PM
Maybe its that the primary attracting factor for me is looks and the primary for others is something else.  Its definitely looks first for me, sex wise.  Relationship wise I can widen my remit a bit but just for sex I'd rather have pretty than anything else.
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 12, 2010, 08:46:20 PM
Yes that prob is the diff. I am still with pthbbt. I was just trying hard. I read half the celebrity crush thread in Purr Love too and not only I don't know who most of the celebs are I am not moved by them if I do know. I am just nopt much into celebs. I am iinto beauty but it's not a sexual thing as I said.
 
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Post by: Rosie on Apr 12, 2010, 09:30:20 PM
UNLESS I make up a huge store that queen latifah or Missy Elliot seduces me in a muscle car with a lot of smooth effort.

I'd be mighty obliged if you'd consider including me in this little made up story scenario of yours, pthbbbt. It certainly has a certain appeal.

*goes for a cold shower*
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Post by: Custardy Fututrix on Apr 12, 2010, 09:36:01 PM
Yes that prob is the diff. I am still with pthbbt. I was just trying hard. I read half the celebrity crush thread in Purr Love too and not only I don't know who most of the celebs are I am not moved by them if I do know. I am just nopt much into celebs. I am iinto beauty but it's not a sexual thing as I said.

I'm similar but not exactly the same.  The celebrity thread makes me feel like I did as a teen - desperately trying to think of someone (boys) poster that I'd have on my wall, whilst not really feeling it.  It's all aesthetics and not guts.  I like the odd famous person a little for one film, say, but it's more about how they move and stuff... Oh I don't know, I'm just sounding like and arse, aren't I?
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Post by: Scully on Apr 12, 2010, 09:39:20 PM
I can't help but feel that either people are overthinking this

What - on Gingerbeer? Shurely not!

This one:

http://www.itusozluk.com/gorseller/the+l+word/69949

FTLOG!

ETA: Oh, and maybe this one for butch:

http://lezgetreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Rachel_Maddow_in_Seattle_cropped1-179x250.png
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Post by: pthbbbt on Apr 12, 2010, 10:03:10 PM
rosie, I would gladly. come join me in a muscle car gang bang with

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http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM2NDg5MzIyNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTEzNzQ3._V1._SX475_SY392_.jpg

and

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http://www.klue.com.my/assets/0000/1872/missyE_std.jpg

I'm slow to go though. I need a lot of cool, lax, chilled out but cocky moves. a little pushy.

it still comes down to how someone is able to dis-arm and charm.

and I know rosie is damn good at it. I bet they don't even see you coming.  ;)
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Post by: Rosie on Apr 12, 2010, 10:21:03 PM
Spot on, pthbbbt. And then some ;) :-*
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Apr 13, 2010, 11:15:33 AM
Yes, I struggle with famous people, but interestingly not so much with fictional people, so while the relevant actor doesn't especially do it for me the character they represent might. Yes, I think it's because looks aren't usually my primary trigger. My longest held fancy (that I've mentioned on many occasions) is Nurse Gladys from the programme about Ronnie Barker running a corner shop.
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Post by: Custardy Fututrix on Apr 13, 2010, 11:17:28 AM
I remember liking Nurse Gladys when I was little!
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Apr 13, 2010, 11:22:20 AM
What's great about Nurse Gladys is she's strict, capable, responsible and caring. And, in all likelihood, all luxurious and yielding, but you'd have to fight your way through stiff and formidable foundation garments to get there.
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Post by: El Stinko on Apr 13, 2010, 11:23:57 AM
I've been attracted to characters on TV and in films before but not actors who play them. Years ago, I liked Buffy but have always thought Sarah Michelle Geller something of an arse. I don't even really like her looks, she's a bit reindeer faced for me, but I liked the character of the vampire slayer. 

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Post by: El Stinko on Apr 13, 2010, 11:26:26 AM
What's great about Nurse Gladys is she's strict, capable, responsible and caring. And, in all likelihood, all luxurious and yielding, but you'd have to fight your way through stiff and formidable foundation garments to get there.

And she'd have a special flirty voice, just for you, when you phoned her at the hospital. I imagine she's be good with pastry, too. 
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Apr 13, 2010, 11:27:09 AM
I never managed to fancy anyone on Buffy. Certainly not Buffy. Willow was more appealing visually, but she was such a twit! Actually, the hottest character on Buffy was probably the man with the glasses.
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Apr 13, 2010, 11:27:48 AM
What's great about Nurse Gladys is she's strict, capable, responsible and caring. And, in all likelihood, all luxurious and yielding, but you'd have to fight your way through stiff and formidable foundation garments to get there.

And she'd have a special flirty voice, just for you, when you phoned her at the hospital. I imagine she's be good with pastry, too.

Mmm... Nurse Gladys wrapped in pastry...
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Apr 13, 2010, 11:28:26 AM
Just imagine a girdle made of perfectly baked golden sweet shortcrust!
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Post by: El Stinko on Apr 13, 2010, 11:29:41 AM
I'm imagining her more like a Beef Wellington.  Gladys, a layer of mushroom pate and then some flaky pastry. 
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Post by: Custardy Fututrix on Apr 13, 2010, 11:31:44 AM
This is making me feel much better.  Yes.  Characters but not famous actors.  Because I feel like I know the character, I guess.

I remember having a crush on V.I. Warshawski as a kid (a series of chewing gum detective novels).  She rocked.
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Post by: El Stinko on Apr 13, 2010, 11:36:30 AM
As a teenager, I remember having a paperback novel about some punks living in London, featuring a girl called Sue. I thought the book was the absolute business, totally fell in love with her and used to dream about living in London and one day meeting a real, live woman with a mohican. 
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Post by: Custardy Fututrix on Apr 13, 2010, 11:39:07 AM
I'm imagining her more like a Beef Wellington.  Gladys, a layer of mushroom pate and then some flaky pastry.

I somehow missed this.  I love mushrooms.  I think you just made Nurse Gladys (never *just* Gladys.  Never!) even more delectable.
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Apr 13, 2010, 11:39:53 AM
Yes, I agree with Custard -- it has to be Nurse Gladys.
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Post by: musca/Suzanna on Apr 13, 2010, 11:41:14 AM
I used to really really like Siegfried in All Creatures Great & Small.  Book and tv, but mostly tv - that was Robert Hardy.  But not because I wanted to have sex with him, I think I just wanted to be like him.  I liked his bluster and bad manners and the way he exasperated everyone but he was okay really.
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Post by: El Stinko on Apr 13, 2010, 11:41:30 AM
I'm imagining her more like a Beef Wellington.  Gladys, a layer of mushroom pate and then some flaky pastry.

I somehow missed this.  I love mushrooms.  I think you just made Nurse Gladys (never *just* Gladys.  Never!) even more delectable.

See, I think a coating of pate and pastry would make anybody less appealing.  I'm not a great fan of food and sex combos though because I think it's unhygenic.

Alright NURSE Gladys it is. 
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Post by: El Stinko on Apr 13, 2010, 11:43:49 AM
Musca, I'm pretty sure that the cast of All Creatures featured quite heavily in my teenage spanking fantasies.  I used to like thinking of ensemble spankings, how each person would do it differently. Siegfried would be all like "Not like that Tristram!  Give me that cane and I'll show you how to do it properly!" James would be reluctant but thorough. 
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Post by: Custardy Fututrix on Apr 13, 2010, 11:44:33 AM

See, I think a coating of pate and pastry would make anybody less appealing.  I'm not a great fan of food and sex combos though because I think it's unhygenic.


The crumbs might chaff a bit, it's true.  But then she could apply ointment.
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Post by: musca/Suzanna on Apr 13, 2010, 11:50:31 AM
Musca, I'm pretty sure that the cast of All Creatures featured quite heavily in my teenage spanking fantasies.  I used to like thinking of ensemble spankings, how each person would do it differently. Siegfried would be all like "Not like that Tristram!  Give me that cane and I'll show you how to do it properly!" James would be reluctant but thorough.

You see my point. 

Peter Davidson made a fine slacker-Tristan.  The casting was perfect.  And Siegfried was always expostulating.  Ooh, and that phone in the hallway.

I haven't actually laughed as hard as that for as long as I can remember.  I clearly needed to thrash this one out.  My tummy hurts.
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Post by: El Stinko on Apr 13, 2010, 11:54:15 AM
I wonder if anyone has written any All Creatures Great and Small slash fiction?  Maybe here is where it starts. I like Helen too.  She'd offer post-whipping comfort, holding me to her bosum and saying "well, if you will get the accounts wrong you have to be punished." Then guiding my fingers up the leg of her knickers..
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Post by: pthbbbt on Apr 13, 2010, 11:58:43 AM
This is making me feel much better.  Yes.  Characters but not famous actors.  Because I feel like I know the character, I guess.

I remember having a crush on V.I. Warshawski as a kid (a series of chewing gum detective novels).  She rocked.

totally. That boat party I can join in on and rock. I can come up with lists of fictional characters I thought were hotchas.
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Post by: musca/Suzanna on Apr 13, 2010, 12:26:33 PM
I wonder if anyone has written any All Creatures Great and Small slash fiction?  Maybe here is where it starts. I like Helen too.  She'd offer post-whipping comfort, holding me to her bosum and saying "well, if you will get the accounts wrong you have to be punished." Then guiding my fingers up the leg of her knickers..

Helen was definitely a facilitator and wielded enormous power.  James was her slave.  And I'm telling you, that phone in the hallway was pivotal.

I meant stomach earlier, my stomach hurts from laughing, not my tummy.  See, this is what happens if I talk about All Creatures Great and Small.  It infantilises me. 
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 16, 2010, 02:41:22 AM


I meant stomach earlier, my stomach hurts from laughing, not my tummy.  See, this is what happens if I talk about All Creatures Great and Small.  It infantilises me.

I wish I could follow this, but i never watched All Creatures or the Nurse Gladys one.  I have huge holes in my popular culture. I don't really know what anyone is talking about, any of these characters any more than the celebs.     But I doubt it was your stomach any more than your tummy. It must have been your belly, I suppose abdomen for posh.  Because the stomach is much higher up above the waist on the left.

Character lust - I don't know if I have had such a lot of it since George in the Famous Five and Nancy Blackett.  Yes V I Warshowski could cut it sometimes. 

Really what I want is a female equivalent of a film noir hard boiled detective.  In 1940s (masculine) clothes.
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Post by: wolfgang on Apr 16, 2010, 09:59:10 AM
I've just taken a shine to Benazir Bhutto.  :/
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 16, 2010, 10:22:32 AM
I've just taken a shine to Benazir Bhutto.  :/

I wouldn't go there Wolf. I knew someone who was at university with her.  (Darkly).
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 16, 2010, 10:24:44 AM
I wonder if anyone has written any All Creatures Great and Small slash fiction?  Maybe here is where it starts. I like Helen too.  She'd offer post-whipping comfort, holding me to her bosum and saying "well, if you will get the accounts wrong you have to be punished." Then guiding my fingers up the leg of her knickers..

I am really enjoying your reappearance on the board, El Stinko... come back again today.
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Post by: El Stinko on Apr 16, 2010, 12:09:54 PM
Oh CM I would love to spend more time writing filth on here but I really should crack on with my college work. Back in the day of working for a living, I was more than happy to spend my time on here. 
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Post by: wolfgang on Apr 16, 2010, 02:59:59 PM
I've just taken a shine to Benazir Bhutto.  :/

I wouldn't go there Wolf. I knew someone who was at university with her.  (Darkly).

I was in no way endorsing my shine, no. 
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 16, 2010, 04:01:21 PM
I knew you weren't Wolfgang - I was just name dropping really.
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Post by: wolfgang on Apr 16, 2010, 04:23:05 PM
She's sort of on a par with my Ratzinger crush.

Ooh, well, in that case, my brother's friend's cousin lived next door to the Dulux dog.
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 16, 2010, 05:12:51 PM
;D   I also have some unendorsed fancies. For instance I loathe Camille Paglia for her essentialist approach to mythology, her view that women should toughen up and get over date rape, and her arrogant behaviour on panels where she interrupts people I do want to hear like Edward Said. But once I saw her doing a personal interview and she referred to being a lesbian and said she was a butch bottom. I was so surprised I nearly fell off the sofa. I would have put her down as a femme top. I was so overcome by the mystery of this that I spent an hour or so watching her talk about Princess Di and making up scenarios in the advert breaks, oh and after too, perhaps it was more than an hour :D, in which I punished Camille for her views on date rape and her general behaviour. I have to say I gained more than political satisfaction from this exercise.  But it's over now between us now. I feel nothing when I look at her.
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Post by: musca/Suzanna on Apr 16, 2010, 06:10:27 PM
Ooh, I'd do Camille Paglia.  If she asked nicely.
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 16, 2010, 08:55:35 PM
It's so unlikely she would - ask nicely I mean, not do you, which I am sure she would.  Perhaps if she had transformed into butch bottom mode she would be very polite and respectful. 
 
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Post by: musca/Suzanna on Apr 16, 2010, 08:59:16 PM
I could say Ask NICELY, Paglia!  Now Siddown
 
And afterwards we'll talk about Nature and Art, or Sex and Nature, or whatever it was you were on about.
 
I like the fact that Camille Paglia has every type of popular culture loudly and deafening her, supposedly, in her home, so she once said.  So if I turned off all the popular culture and said Siddown, Paglia, she might be so startled that she found herself going along with it.  I mean, what a racket.
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 16, 2010, 09:06:35 PM
I think she would sit down if you wore your high heels. The ones in the f/cking gay boys thread. Yes turn all the sound off and make her sit on the floor. If she's into humiliation (see how consensual I am in fantasy. . .) I will come by and put her books into a bag for Oxfam. Then I will leave reading Edward Said and you can have your way with her.
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Post by: musca/Suzanna on Apr 16, 2010, 09:18:09 PM
 ;D
 
I love it that you are taking her books away.  To Oxfam. 
 
You will need a juggernaut.  I bet she's got loads.
 
I don't want to take all Camille's books away.  See, she's Camille when she's reading.  She's Paglia when she's watching telly and deconstructing pop music.  I think you should leave Camille her favourite books, the ones she actually likes - like A A Milne and stuff - and not the ones she has to read for work.
 
I don't mind it that she's arrogant.  In fact, it's her arrogance I love.  I bet Edward Said has his moments. 
 
I'm glad you mentioned her because now there's someone famous I can think of, apart from Siegfried, who I only wanted to be anyway.  Siegfried and Paglia.  I'd make her some white sliced toast and marmite after.
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Post by: kiawe on Apr 16, 2010, 10:07:59 PM
Vladimir Putin.  :o
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Post by: Cyg on Apr 16, 2010, 10:15:30 PM
Vladimir Putin.  :o

Yeah you must be shocked :P
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 16, 2010, 11:04:32 PM
Musca I didn't mean all her books like A A Milne but the books she has written. You would be doing her in my house and I would chuck out her books. (I think I have) musc she has _dreadful_ views. This liking for arrogance will be your downfall. I don't think you are being stern enough with her. I will have to come back later to deal with her further.   
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Post by: valerie on Apr 18, 2010, 12:38:08 PM
I could say Ask NICELY, Paglia!  Now Siddown
 
And afterwards we'll talk about Nature and Art, or Sex and Nature, or whatever it was you were on about.
 

  I think I would have the Nature-Art-Sex-whatever conversation first with some VSOP,pinot noir, or hot beverages with some good tapas.>then sex
I will have to try the"siddown" !approach.  I like that

       Actually, now I have to look her up. I do not even know who Camille Paglia is. I figured if Musca & Charlotte like her, I might,too! * looking her up momentarily*
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Post by: valerie on Apr 18, 2010, 12:44:16 PM
looked her up & actually remembered who she was. I will just talk to her & you ,C & M can  enjoy her "company" after conversation...just not my type.

But I like"siddown!"
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 18, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
I don't like her Valerie. I can't stand her. I just wanted to have sex with her, once, some while ago. It was an unfortunate episode of perverse libido.  Musca may like her though.
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Apr 18, 2010, 02:37:56 PM
^ I think I feel like that about Sydney from Dykes to Watch Out For.
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Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 18, 2010, 02:49:16 PM
Is that a graphic character then aub?  I can't remember Sydney. But I would so do Alison Bechdel herself in her manifestation in Fun Home. Not the real AB but her cartoon of herself. I think she might need to draw me too so they can interact.  But of course I'd want to do her in her father's house. Under a particularly baroque chandelier. I did consider the funeral parlour but decided not at the last minute.
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Apr 18, 2010, 02:51:39 PM
http://www.tcj.com/www/htdocs/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dykes-sydney-rszed.jpg (http://www.tcj.com/www/htdocs/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dykes-sydney-rszed.jpg)
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Post by: Jacko on Apr 24, 2010, 12:53:58 PM
Sigourney Weaver  :P
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Post by: Theo on Apr 24, 2010, 02:07:50 PM
Ruth Jones. As herself. And as Nessa.
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Post by: sexxysuee on May 02, 2010, 09:26:49 PM
it's got to be katherine moening
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Post by: valerie on Jul 30, 2010, 01:47:44 AM
Maggie Smith. I am watching her in the movie Hook, just saw her in Room With a View & The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie & I just think she is a beautiful, phenomenal woman
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Post by: Some Bird on Jul 30, 2010, 12:49:08 PM
Jennifer Tilly
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Post by: valerie on Jul 30, 2010, 01:06:00 PM
Jennifer Tilly
you could make that a 3some & invite her sister Meg. I actually  get them mixed up
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Post by: morellocherry on Jul 30, 2010, 02:03:58 PM
Mariska Hargitay (with short hair)
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Post by: Some Bird on Jul 30, 2010, 02:31:39 PM
Jennifer Tilly
you could make that a 3some & invite her sister Meg. I actually  get them mixed up

She has a sister!! *opens another tab for goggle*
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Post by: Sorted. on Jul 30, 2010, 03:09:02 PM
This week it would be Alex Polizzi (the hotel inspector)
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Post by: Blythe on Jul 30, 2010, 06:34:13 PM
This week it would be Alex Polizzi (the hotel inspector)
Yes she is hot !
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Post by: Marki on Jul 30, 2010, 06:35:22 PM
just you  ::)
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Post by: valerie on Jul 30, 2010, 06:48:38 PM
Mariska Hargitay (with short hair)
I cannot believe you wrote that!  I feel the exact same way & think that longer hair is just not apropriate for her beautiful face
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Post by: Lexx on Jul 30, 2010, 08:01:39 PM
Jo Brand.
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Jul 30, 2010, 08:09:39 PM
^ ooh, yes, I bet she'd be dirty.
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Post by: Blythe on Jul 30, 2010, 08:11:12 PM
Sigourney in the Aliens films .. with a vest and a big gun.
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Post by: Lexx on Jul 30, 2010, 08:12:41 PM
^ ooh, yes, I bet she'd be dirty.

And she'd make a joke about incidents/akwardness.
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Jul 31, 2010, 09:47:49 AM
I think I could do with a Jane Lynch this weekend.
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Post by: Marki on Jul 31, 2010, 02:33:46 PM
She was in Avatar too... 8)

Sigourney in the Aliens films .. with a vest and a big gun.
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Post by: daveypup on Aug 01, 2010, 01:05:25 PM
I have to choose just one? Meanies.

Jake Gyllenhaal maybe, but I'd have to go for Ian McKellen because he has a HUGE cock and he's charming to boot.
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Post by: Cocoa Butter on Aug 01, 2010, 02:05:58 PM
Rose Rollins    :P

And though, not strictly a celeb as such; but to my shame I was an avid watcher of Big Brother the year Makozi was on it.     :P   :P   :P
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Post by: aliceb on Aug 02, 2010, 12:27:48 PM
I've changed my allegiance and now like Jessica Ennis  :P

in fact the Athletics was a feast of lovely Women and it's the Swimming next week!  8)
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Aug 02, 2010, 09:03:20 PM
I've changed my allegiance and now like Jessica Ennis  :P
 

Hmm, you can get to the back of the que.  She's mine, mine, MINE I tell ya!
 
 
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Post by: PaddyBabe on Aug 02, 2010, 09:09:32 PM
This week it would be Alex Polizzi (the hotel inspector)
Yes she is hot !

I thought so too
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Post by: aliceb on Aug 03, 2010, 09:30:24 AM
i remembered last night after seeing her on TV how much i fancy Dervla Kirwan!  ;D
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Post by: Cameron Frye on Aug 03, 2010, 11:13:06 AM
Got to be Audrey Hepburn for me! at about the time she was making My Fair Lady .... 'Oh wouldn't it be lovely....'
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Post by: aliceb on Aug 03, 2010, 12:04:54 PM
I've changed my allegiance and now like Jessica Ennis  :P
 

Hmm, you can get to the back of the que.  She's mine, mine, MINE I tell ya!

OK, I’ll have Kelly Sotherton instead  :P
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Post by: betterthanaverage on Aug 03, 2010, 01:33:16 PM
This week it would be Alex Polizzi (the hotel inspector)
Yes she is hot !

Agree.
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Post by: Grey on Aug 03, 2010, 05:00:32 PM
i remembered last night after seeing her on TV how much i fancy Dervla Kirwan!  ;D

yeah! even as a Dr Who villain in red

Germaine Greer--(although I bet she's a top)--and the conversation afterward would be incredible

Meera Syal for all sorts of reasons

Sinead Cusack


Tristana Moore, not my usual type- young and boyish, but isn't she cute-and that voice-surprised she's not on here already
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Post by: moondance on Aug 03, 2010, 08:36:01 PM
Helen Mirren Helen Mirren Helen Mirren
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Post by: valerie on Aug 03, 2010, 08:53:01 PM
Conan the Barbarian
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Post by: outoforder on Aug 03, 2010, 08:55:07 PM
zena warrior princess with her blonde sidekick as a pillow
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Post by: valerie on Aug 03, 2010, 09:02:42 PM
Tinkerbell
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Aug 03, 2010, 09:03:35 PM
Tinkerbell

Crikey. I'd hate to have to figure out the logistics of that. Isn't she only a few inches tall?
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Post by: outoforder on Aug 03, 2010, 09:05:24 PM
the gypsy queen
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Post by: valerie on Aug 03, 2010, 09:19:53 PM
Tinkerbell

Crikey. I'd hate to have to figure out the logistics of that. Isn't she only a few inches tall?
i would give her one of those growth pills from Alice in Wonderland ;)
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Aug 03, 2010, 09:23:45 PM
Creative solution!

Pusher.
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Post by: outoforder on Aug 03, 2010, 09:26:35 PM
Tinkerbell

Crikey. I'd hate to have to figure out the logistics of that. Isn't she only a few inches tall?
i would give her one of those growth pills from Alice in Wonderland ;)

do you also deal in shrink pills, per chance?
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Post by: Cameron Frye on Aug 03, 2010, 11:15:35 PM
Having given this more thought - as well as Audrey Hepburn, I quite liked Kathereen Hepburn, Vivien Leigh, the woman from it's a wonderful life, Gina Lollobrigida and Ava Gardner

Modern day... The South African actress who won the Oscar for Monsters (I think that's what it was called!). Amanda Mealing (from Holby City), Nigella Lawson (obviously!) and Natalie Imbruggia are amongst my favourites...

I've always thought I preferred blonds - but looking at my list I guess I don't!

I shall probably add to this list tomorrow....

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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Aug 04, 2010, 12:17:48 AM
Having given this more thought - as well as Audrey Hepburn, I quite liked Kathereen Hepburn, Vivien Leigh, the woman from it's a wonderful life, Gina Lollobrigida and Ava Gardner
 

How about Ingrid Bergman in "Indiscreet".  Sigh, she is so blooming sexy and mischievous in that movie :P
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Post by: valerie on Aug 04, 2010, 02:12:45 PM
Having given this more thought - as well as Audrey Hepburn, I quite liked Kathereen Hepburn, Vivien Leigh, the woman from it's a wonderful life, Gina Lollobrigida and Ava Gardner

!

I shall probably add to this list tomorrow....
CF, I notced that you like the classic mid 20th century women...They are the best. BTW, the woman from It's a Wonderful Lifei Donna Reed. She had a TV show here when I was a child & I was so hot for her
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Post by: Cameron Frye on Aug 04, 2010, 10:08:59 PM
Valerie - yep I do! There is something just so feminine about them!

Although I was going to add to the list today - I just can't think of anyone that comes close to my favourite - Audrey Hepburn :-*

Holly Golightly (deep...deep...sigh...)
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Post by: valerie on Aug 04, 2010, 10:27:46 PM
Valerie - yep I do! There is something just so feminine about them!

Although I was going to add to the list today - I just can't think of anyone that comes close to my favourite - Audrey Hepburn :-*

Holly Golightly (deep...deep...sigh...)
I so agree with you. spent quite a bit of time watching old movies on TV with a hard-on
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Post by: Lady Muck on Aug 06, 2010, 07:27:02 PM


Female = Louisa Preston

(http://www.noelgay.com/images/artists/louisa_preston.jpg)


Male     = David Caruso

(http://csi-miami.edogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/david-caruso.jpg)

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Post by: Lady Muck on Aug 06, 2010, 07:28:32 PM


Oh and yes I know that's two people but it is in fantasy land ....
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 06, 2010, 07:37:59 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/GeauxBayouBengals/helen-mirren.jpg

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp69/Eluny1989/Meryl%20Streep/pierwszatapetka1.jpg
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Post by: Cameron Frye on Aug 07, 2010, 06:12:12 PM
I need to add to my list, I forgot the following -  Jacqueline Bisset, Bridget Bardot (before she got into cats!) and Ms Loren (how the hell did an Italian forget about her...shame on me!)

All completely lovely...
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Post by: valerie on Aug 07, 2010, 06:47:04 PM
I need to add to my list, I forgot the following -  Jacqueline Bisset, Bridget Bardot (before she got into cats!) and Ms Loren (how the hell did an Italian forget about her...shame on me!)

All completely lovely...
Before I went to sleep last night,I noticed Casablanca was on.  I could relate to Rick because Ingrid Bergman was a mind-blowing knock out
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Post by: Cameron Frye on Aug 08, 2010, 04:20:11 PM
Oh yes, Ingrid Bergman...very nice! As is her daughter, Isabella Rossellini.
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Post by: KerfuffleGoblin on Aug 08, 2010, 04:58:48 PM
Lauran Bacall
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Post by: mintybobbins on Aug 08, 2010, 07:05:34 PM
Hayley 'Paramore' Williams with a side order of Lori Petty, esp. in Tank Girl mode :D
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Post by: Cocoa Butter on Aug 09, 2010, 07:58:20 AM
Detective Kima Greggs aka Sonja Sohn from The Wire   :P
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Post by: Scully on Aug 09, 2010, 01:07:34 PM
Paul Newman as he was in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
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Post by: Scully on Aug 12, 2010, 11:27:03 AM
Also, this one.
http://www.topfloormusic.com/db/images/Justine_Frischmann/52206/
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Post by: valerie on Aug 12, 2010, 12:34:58 PM
too thin for me.^ I do not like to have bones jabbing into me
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Post by: Grey on Aug 14, 2010, 02:12:13 PM
I need to add to my list, I forgot the following -  Jacqueline Bisset, Bridget Bardot (before she got into cats!) and Ms Loren (how the hell did an Italian forget about her...shame on me!)

All completely lovely...
Before I went to sleep last night,I noticed Casablanca was on.  I could relate to Rick because Ingrid Bergman was a mind-blowing knock out


*sigh*
all of them
classy classy women
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Post by: ley_ on Aug 14, 2010, 08:50:30 PM
Wow, I'm very impressed, not that many answering Kate Moennig.

Personally I'd have to say Ellen Page at the moment.
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Post by: Harlequin on Aug 14, 2010, 09:04:47 PM
Wow, I'm very impressed, not that many answering Kate Moennig.

Why would anyone say Kate Moennig?  Who is Kate Moennig?

<--- Off to Google.
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 14, 2010, 09:08:21 PM
Shane from the L word.

Lisa Edelstien would be my first choice.
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Post by: Smuterella on Aug 14, 2010, 09:09:06 PM
Strangely, for me, its Jen from the IT Crowd.
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Post by: Bizoute on Aug 14, 2010, 09:16:20 PM
her voice fazes me.
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Post by: valerie on Aug 15, 2010, 12:52:30 PM
minnie mouse
not the animation
the one at DisneyWorld all dressed-up in those pumps, bow-in-hair and the cute outfit
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Post by: frida k on Aug 15, 2010, 01:13:28 PM
Sharon Stone........phwoar!!!!! 
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Post by: valerie on Aug 15, 2010, 01:15:56 PM
Sharon Stone........phwoar!!!!!
I met her in person in North Vancouver. She wasn't very nice and she had the smallest nose in the world...the rest of her was quite sexy. She was making a film with Billy Connolly(Connellysp.?), but the film did not make it
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Post by: frida k on Aug 15, 2010, 01:25:31 PM
Sharon Stone........phwoar!!!!!
I met her in person in North Vancouver. She wasn't very nice and she had the smallest nose in the world...the rest of her was quite sexy. She was making a film with Billy Connolly(Connellysp.?), but the film did not make it

You can't put me off.....still wouldnt say no......sooooooo sexy!!!
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Post by: bunny on Aug 15, 2010, 01:30:13 PM
DU... those that know who I am, know who I mean  ;D
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Post by: valerie on Aug 15, 2010, 01:34:04 PM
Sharon Stone........phwoar!!!!!
I met her in person in North Vancouver. She wasn't very nice and she had the smallest nose in the world...the rest of her was quite sexy. She was making a film with Billy Connolly(Connellysp.?), but the film did not make it

You can't put me off.....still wouldnt say no......sooooooo sexy!!!
:)Funnt, i just saw her on a movie channel in the film that made her a sex symbol,Basic Instinct
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 15, 2010, 01:44:00 PM
DU... those that know who I am, know who I mean  ;D

Oooo Baby why couldn't you protest a bit make it slightly more interesting. You will always be Latin Lover to me.
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Post by: valerie on Aug 15, 2010, 01:56:59 PM
DU... those that know who I am, know who I mean  ;D

Oooo Baby why couldn't you protest a bit make it slightly more interesting. You will always be Latin Lover to me.
I didn't know but now thanks to Monkey's proclamation, I know.
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Post by: bunny on Aug 15, 2010, 02:04:53 PM
DU... those that know who I am, know who I mean  ;D

Oooo Baby why couldn't you protest a bit make it slightly more interesting. You will always be Latin Lover to me.

protest?  how?   not sure I get what you mean.
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 15, 2010, 03:54:52 PM
DU... those that know who I am, know who I mean  ;D

Oooo Baby why couldn't you protest a bit make it slightly more interesting. You will always be Latin Lover to me.

protest?  how?   not sure I get what you mean.

Well deny it a bit more instead of admitting it.
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Post by: valerie on Aug 15, 2010, 05:08:56 PM
DU... those that know who I am, know who I mean  ;D

Oooo Baby why couldn't you protest a bit make it slightly more interesting. You will always be Latin Lover to me.

protest?  how?   not sure I get what you mean.

Well deny it a bit more instead of admitting it.
Monkey, do you sit & wait in the recesses for someone to make a mindless flaw, or an error from poor judgement so you can attack , tease, or taunt? I got your number when you played verbal volleyball with my authorship last year on "Communication, Catharsis..." (forgot the rest).
           It's 35 + here so we are stuck inside. If i was in England, i would be out enjoying the late summer air. I guess I am envious
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 15, 2010, 05:19:53 PM
DU... those that know who I am, know who I mean  ;D

Oooo Baby why couldn't you protest a bit make it slightly more interesting. You will always be Latin Lover to me.

protest?  how?   not sure I get what you mean.

Well deny it a bit more instead of admitting it.
Monkey, do you sit & wait in the recesses for someone to make a mindless flaw, or an error from poor judgement so you can attack , tease, or taunt? I got your number when you played verbal volleyball with my authorship last year on "Communication, Catharsis..." (forgot the rest).
           It's 35 + here so we are stuck inside. If i was in England, i would be out enjoying the late summer air. I guess I am envious

Yes that is what I do Valerie, just sit here waiting to attack someone, I have no life, no really this what I do all day. Get a grip, step off your hoiler than thou self rightious pedistal, maybe when you have done that you can see I was just messing.

It is pissing down here and I have a sick child but if I was in Floridia I would be out enjoying myself.

Psst where I come from when someone disagrees with you it's called debate not attacking but hey it may be different where your from. Maybe you are all happy clappy people who never disagree, it must be a truely amazing place to live.
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Post by: valerie on Aug 15, 2010, 05:28:02 PM
first, you cannot read a it is 35 degrees & I pointed that out
second, debate is a mature form of argument

third & separate, i am sorry that your child is sick
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 15, 2010, 05:30:34 PM
first, you cannot read a it is 35 degrees & I pointed that out
second, debate is a mature form of argument

third & separate, i am sorry that your child is sick

I can read thank you but hey you are so intent on being agressive and rude, I'll just let you crack on with it.
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Post by: valerie on Aug 15, 2010, 05:46:25 PM
first, you cannot read a it is 35 degrees & I pointed that out
second, debate is a mature form of argument

third & separate, i am sorry that your child is sick

I can read thank you but hey you are so intent on being agressive and rude, I'll just let you crack on with it.

finished cracking  craic-ing...but i know you aren't
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Post by: PQ on Aug 15, 2010, 06:00:06 PM

Good grief.  ::) How old are you, the both of you? Five?
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Aug 15, 2010, 06:01:20 PM
Yes. No pudding for either of them tonight.
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 15, 2010, 06:01:43 PM
first, you cannot read a it is 35 degrees & I pointed that out
second, debate is a mature form of argument

third & separate, i am sorry that your child is sick

I can read thank you but hey you are so intent on being agressive and rude, I'll just let you crack on with it.

finished cracking  craic-ing...but i know you aren't


How snide of you. Well if you stop patronising me and spaking to me like I am semi functioning I will stop challenging your comments attacking you.
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Post by: Commander Clayp ool on Aug 16, 2010, 08:09:03 PM
Strangely, for me, its Jen from the IT Crowd.

line in get.

Re-arrange that.

Mine, Jen is mine.
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Post by: Shforever on Aug 18, 2010, 07:36:42 PM
P!nk or Anastacia or maybe both together lol
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Post by: Popsicle on Aug 18, 2010, 09:34:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpMPFGBtE7Q)


 

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Post by: purelybyaccident on Aug 18, 2010, 09:58:23 PM
^Like  :)
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Post by: save_a_tree on Aug 19, 2010, 12:59:29 PM
Alicia Eyo aka denny blood from bad girls/   pauline campbell aka al from bad girls  yes please thank you very much
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Post by: Blythe on Aug 19, 2010, 05:08:07 PM
Today its Lucy Liu.
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Post by: Marki on Aug 20, 2010, 01:03:37 PM
Lucy Lawless..  ::)
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Aug 20, 2010, 01:07:11 PM
to keep inline with Lucy names - Lucille Ball :-\
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Post by: mintybobbins on Aug 22, 2010, 08:28:04 PM
Have to add another to my list, and if that makes me a hussey then so be it. :P

Skin from Skunk Anansie. Both her attitude and singing voice make me go a little giddy.
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 22, 2010, 08:57:24 PM
Skin sat on my face at London pride.
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Post by: [Inventive name here] on Aug 24, 2010, 01:39:39 AM
Tina Fey.

I already know she doesn't mind the person she's with being shorter than her.
And I'd teach her that sex doesn't have to be "nice but boring" - it can be nasty and extreme fun.
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Post by: -Galaxy- on Aug 25, 2010, 02:44:57 PM
Angelina Jolie - you just know that would be gooood sex!
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Post by: Scully on Aug 25, 2010, 02:49:22 PM
Skin sat on my face at London pride.

Skin sits on everyone's face, no matter where they are.
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 25, 2010, 03:01:00 PM
Not if they have some sort of flesh eating disease.
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Aug 25, 2010, 04:47:06 PM
That's not very sexy, Monkey.
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Post by: Lexx on Aug 25, 2010, 04:49:06 PM
There's a kink for every one Sparkyly maybe someones is flesh eating bactria, you shouldn't judge.
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Post by: tofu on Aug 25, 2010, 07:16:47 PM
kd lang...her speaking voice is very sexy and she seems generally like a decent person
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Post by: Sorted. on Aug 26, 2010, 03:10:32 PM
Today I'm mostly liking Orla Brady  (Siobhan from BBCs Mistresses)  She's lovely.
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Post by: gilljill on Aug 27, 2010, 10:31:47 AM
Today I'm mostly liking Orla Brady  (Siobhan from BBCs Mistresses)  She's lovely.
OMG, I was totally going to post this - she's so gorgeous  ;D
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Post by: morellocherry on Aug 27, 2010, 10:43:18 PM
kd lang...her speaking voice is very sexy and she seems generally like a decent person
Ooooh. Yes!
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Post by: MissNomer on Aug 28, 2010, 04:01:18 AM
Maid Marion from the BBCs Robin Hood series...before she died...in her sexy vigilante costume
>_>
<_<
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Post by: Hudson on Sep 01, 2010, 12:04:46 AM
Amanda Mealing.
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Post by: MerryPeahen on Sep 01, 2010, 12:34:22 AM
Sarah Shahi (Carmen in L word) AND Sarah Palin (I'm convinced she is a lesbian or bisexual). Surely they are wild between the sheets
 ::)
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Post by: sleepingdragon on Sep 01, 2010, 12:44:35 AM
SSG: I can see where you're coming from with Nick Cave, although he never made my own panties moisten.

CM/VV: Totally get you with Camille Paglia, and why you were so confused about how she presented. She is one confused uber-intellectual butch-bottom fur-loving sex-hating sex-loving media-academic whore. I still love her though. Hard not to when she writes like the devil herself. I may not agree with her views, but I read Sexual Personae like it was the hottest porn on the planet.

Anyhoo, for me... just one? Gosh. I guess that would have to be the sexiest person on the planet, then. Byron, possibly? Benicio del Toro, equally possibly. Being a femme, most of my early fantasies were of men with flowing locks, before there were any butch role models. Or someone like Fiore de Henriques, although possibly she's not famous enough to qualify (see here though if you're interested in one of the most extraordinary sculptors, hermaphrodites, and uncompromisingly butch women artists of our century: http://www.fioredocumentary.com/).

Or Walt Whitman. He mostly liked shagging boys, but I reckon he'd be fun to roll around in the hay with for a while. And he'd have lots of mad stories to tell afterwards. 
 
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Post by: Bizoute on Sep 01, 2010, 01:28:48 AM
SSG: I can see where you're coming from with Nick Cave, although he never made my own panties moisten.

I saw him sitting outside a Brighton pub not long back. Almost swooned. He's just so dark.
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Post by: sleepingdragon on Sep 01, 2010, 01:44:18 AM
Hair dye is a wonderful thing.
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Post by: Bizoute on Sep 01, 2010, 02:02:42 AM
Hehehe.

The Murder Ballads rather than the hair.
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Post by: Tak on Sep 04, 2010, 11:03:49 PM
Vicky McClure
(http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/tak_015/18965492_w434_h_q80.jpg)

Lovely
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Sep 04, 2010, 11:12:18 PM
Annie Lennox

No pictures in the vault, so just imagine her going down on you.
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Post by: aliceb on Sep 05, 2010, 12:16:44 AM
This week it would be Alex Polizzi (the hotel inspector)
Yes she is hot !

Agree.

just started watching this show - i'll be next in line for Alex please!  ;D

pba, look her up on youtube or something - she is hot! almost worth moving back to the UK for.
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Sep 05, 2010, 12:20:05 AM
This week it would be Alex Polizzi (the hotel inspector)
Yes she is hot !

Agree.

just started watching this show - i'll be next in line for Alex please!  ;D

pba, look her up on youtube or something - she is hot! almost worth moving back to the UK for.

I had already done it, no, she is really not my type.
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Post by: Lexx on Sep 05, 2010, 12:25:05 AM
Annie Lebovitz.
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Post by: heronhouse on Sep 05, 2010, 10:58:52 PM
Sandra Bullock please!  pretty please?!

Annie Lennox

No pictures in the vault, so just imagine her going down on you.
As an aside, I actually spoke with Annie Lennox last week...my company is doing some work for her!
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Post by: valerie on Sep 07, 2010, 01:21:24 AM
Natalie Portman
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Post by: medwaychick on Nov 24, 2010, 12:45:01 AM
Has to be sam from lip service yes plz lol xx  :P
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Post by: fancypants on Nov 24, 2010, 12:46:31 AM
Lucy Lawless, definitely.
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Post by: electriq on Nov 24, 2010, 12:48:30 AM
^ she used to be my neighbour  ;D
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Post by: fancypants on Nov 24, 2010, 12:49:56 AM
^ Where was that (that's my inner stalker talking)
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Post by: electriq on Nov 24, 2010, 12:55:26 AM
back in Auckland, New Zealand  :P You'd have to be a very commited stalker to go all that way  ;)
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Post by: Lexx on Nov 24, 2010, 07:52:11 AM
Zara Philips.
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Post by: fudge on Nov 24, 2010, 08:08:55 AM
Helena Bonham- Carter or Chrissie Hynde. I think I'd also like to do Robbie Williams up the arse with a strap on. I reckon he'd enjoy it. He seems like the sort to. There's just something about him.
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Post by: KerfuffleGoblin on Nov 24, 2010, 12:55:14 PM
Jonny Depp. I'd then spend the next 20-30 years using it as a bragging/pickup line. I'm 70% certain it'd be successful, too.
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Post by: Suzywongster on Nov 24, 2010, 03:12:08 PM
Kristen Stewart ;D However I hear she's spoken for currently (darn vampires!!), I shall wait in line.
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Post by: peanut45 on Nov 30, 2010, 09:00:36 AM
fergie from black eyed peas, her thighs are  :P
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Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 01, 2010, 12:16:19 PM
She's not famous, but she's in the new Nina Ricci perfume ad that I saw last night.  It's that fragile, delicate, babygirl style - gets me every time. I want to ravish her and look after her.
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Post by: Rala Rwdins on Dec 01, 2010, 01:29:53 PM
It's a world of wrong but *cough Gideon Osborne cough*  :-[ :-[ :-[
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Post by: Jenny Talia on Dec 04, 2010, 10:47:23 AM
Kate Moss.
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Post by: Totentanz on Dec 04, 2010, 11:45:46 AM
Rewatched Red Sonja. Ergo Brigitte Nielsen.

then if i could rezz Heath Ledger at the save point of '10 Things'...maybe i would turn out bi after all
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Post by: Lexx on Dec 05, 2010, 02:14:53 PM
Annie Lenox.
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Post by: flame on Dec 11, 2010, 03:46:52 AM
call me a slut, but there's something about Sandy Toksvig's attitude that so turns me on  :P
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Post by: valerie on Dec 12, 2010, 02:10:01 PM
the woman who plays Hermione in Harry Potter movies...good looking and has the right accent
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Post by: slapntickle on Dec 12, 2010, 07:49:16 PM
the woman who plays Hermione in Harry Potter movies...good looking and has the right accent

That would be Emma Watson.
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Post by: aliceb on Dec 12, 2010, 10:29:18 PM
call me a slut, but there's something about Sandy Toksvig's attitude that so turns me on  :P

i don't get this - why would fancying her make u that (by the way i hate the word)
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Post by: flame on Dec 13, 2010, 03:05:49 AM
call me a slut, but there's something about Sandy Toksvig's attitude that so turns me on  :P

i don't get this - why would fancying her make u that (by the way i hate the word)

This really wasn't meant to offend anyone - sorry  :-[
The word 'slut' was meant to be taken somewhat ironically, as in -- I find her attitude hot and would probably 'roll over' for her - hope that's ok - this is the Vault, isn't it?

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Post by: fudge on Dec 13, 2010, 08:44:17 AM
Natalie Portman. Either long hair or shaved head is fine! I watched V for Vendetta with my daughter the other night and she was mesmerising.
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Post by: aliceb on Dec 13, 2010, 08:10:08 PM
call me a slut, but there's something about Sandy Toksvig's attitude that so turns me on  :P

i don't get this - why would fancying her make u that (by the way i hate the word)

This really wasn't meant to offend anyone - sorry  :-[
The word 'slut' was meant to be taken somewhat ironically, as in -- I find her attitude hot and would probably 'roll over' for her - hope that's ok - this is the Vault, isn't it?

i wasn't offended - it's just i am not sure why fancying her would make u that - anymore than fudge fancying Natalie Portman or val fancying Emma Watson or me fancying an assortment of singers, actresses or tennis players would - sorry to use ur examples but u r the nearest.

we can fancy who we like and how many we like and in whatever way - or do we have a quota?  ;D

i was just curious that's all!  :D
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Post by: BeccaJoanne on Dec 14, 2010, 12:08:36 AM
Kristen Stewart! mmmmm yum  :P
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Post by: flame on Dec 14, 2010, 01:05:50 AM
call me a slut, but there's something about Sandy Toksvig's attitude that so turns me on  :P

i don't get this - why would fancying her make u that (by the way i hate the word)

This really wasn't meant to offend anyone - sorry  :-[
The word 'slut' was meant to be taken somewhat ironically, as in -- I find her attitude hot and would probably 'roll over' for her - hope that's ok - this is the Vault, isn't it?

i wasn't offended - it's just i am not sure why fancying her would make u that - anymore than fudge fancying Natalie Portman or val fancying Emma Watson or me fancying an assortment of singers, actresses or tennis players would - sorry to use ur examples but u r the nearest.

we can fancy who we like and how many we like and in whatever way - or do we have a quota?  ;D

i was just curious that's all!  :D




I suppose I was also being a bit pedantic in trying to answer the thread question literally - can I also have Amanda Redman, please  :D I've fancied her for years.

And - I didn't even spell Sandi's name properly  :-[


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Post by: flame on Dec 15, 2010, 01:27:30 AM


Quote
i wasn't offended - it's just i am not sure why fancying her would make u that - anymore than fudge fancying Natalie Portman or val fancying Emma Watson or me fancying an assortment of singers, actresses or tennis players would - sorry to use ur examples but u r the nearest.

we can fancy who we like and how many we like and in whatever way - or do we have a quota?  ;D

i was just curious that's all!  :D

I have one thing more to say on this, then I''ll shut up about it.

If you could see how far my tongue hangs out for her sometimes, you might understand why I called myself a slut  :o
It had nothing whatever to do with Sandi Toksvig herself.
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Post by: Suzywongster on Dec 15, 2010, 02:37:00 AM
the woman who plays Hermione in Harry Potter movies...good looking and has the right accent

Oh yes!! :D

Kristen Stewart! mmmmm yum  :P

Even more so.... YES!!! ;D Oh decisions decisions... or can I want to have nth of them??  Kristen more than Emma but yes I would like to be greedy!!

<------ Huge fan and adore them both... Hmm yes please! I'll bring thecream and cherries to put on the top!! ;D :-*
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Post by: BeccaJoanne on Dec 15, 2010, 03:58:06 AM
the woman who plays Hermione in Harry Potter movies...good looking and has the right accent

Oh yes!! :D

Kristen Stewart! mmmmm yum  :P



Even more so.... YES!!! ;D Oh decisions decisions... or can I want to have nth of them??  Kristen more than Emma but yes I would like to be greedy!!

<------ Huge fan and adore them both... Hmm yes please! I'll bring thecream and cherries to put on the top!! ;D :-*

Theres just something so sexy about her! in the runaways she is just....mmm! cream and cherries? yes please! :P
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Post by: Suzywongster on Dec 15, 2010, 07:52:10 AM
^ Yay for not being the only one!! :D
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Post by: secretkey on Dec 15, 2010, 05:24:33 PM
Heather Peace.
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Post by: Popsicle on Dec 17, 2010, 09:51:56 PM

Regina Spektor. Cause she's cool, talented and pretty incredibly hawt.
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Post by: fudge on Dec 17, 2010, 10:13:49 PM
Halle Berry in a Batman costume!
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Post by: Popsicle on Dec 17, 2010, 11:09:44 PM
Halle Berry in a Batman costume!

^ Halle Berry in any costume!
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Post by: fudge on Dec 18, 2010, 02:06:05 AM
^ Granted! Or, Halle Berry in no costume. . .
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Post by: Popsicle on Dec 18, 2010, 08:16:42 AM
Halle Berry in no costume. . .

you win.
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Post by: Logos on Dec 18, 2010, 10:42:13 AM
^ Are you kidding? Halle Berry in no costume at all? Surely that would be worth a spot of wrestling (with or without mud) to win her?
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: KerfuffleGoblin on Dec 18, 2010, 10:49:42 AM
why has nobody said me? I'm famous, Graham Linehan once spoke to me on twitter.
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 18, 2010, 11:11:10 AM
Beth Ditto

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/24/Beth_Ditto_Love_Mag.jpg
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Post by: Logos on Dec 18, 2010, 04:54:32 PM
^ Wow!  :D Isn't she hot?!
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Post by: Scully on Dec 18, 2010, 05:21:44 PM
Um. No.
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Post by: Logos on Dec 18, 2010, 05:28:47 PM
Ah. I have a thing about pale skin. And I rather like her curves - she would feel so soft to touch. That's what works for me about Beth Ditto.
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Post by: Custardy Fututrix on Dec 18, 2010, 07:18:11 PM
*makes notes on who would do consider Beth Ditto attractive*
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Dec 18, 2010, 07:41:29 PM
I think that photo of her is very attractive. I've seen other photos where the make-up looked a bit harsh to me though.
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Dec 18, 2010, 08:23:58 PM
Curves all the way.  Though I don't think anyone will ever top Dawn French for me.
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Dec 18, 2010, 08:26:13 PM
^ This (http://data1.blog.de/blog/a/annikabryn/img/dawn_french.jpg) 
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Dec 18, 2010, 08:31:59 PM
^ Close second (http://www.hellomagazine.com/profiles/helen-mirren/)
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Post by: betterthanaverage on Dec 18, 2010, 09:48:41 PM
I'd rather have a cup of tea but if I did have to have sex with a famous person; I'd make the sacrifice and spend time with India Arie and Penelope Cruz.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Scully on Dec 18, 2010, 09:56:55 PM
It's fashionable on GB to profess to love obese people, I know, but I think if I had to have sex with a famous person I'd choose someone glamorous, lithe and feminine. That type of person doesn't come along often in real life.
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Post by: Logos on Dec 18, 2010, 09:59:52 PM
It's fashionable on GB to profess to love obese people, I know, but I think if I had to have sex with a famous person I'd choose someone glamorous, lithe and feminine. That type of person doesn't come along often in real life.

The implication that some Beeries who "profess to" love obese people are not sincere in their feelings and are merely following some kind of ridiculous fashion sounds really insulting, Scully.

I certainly don't "profess to" love obese people, but I do tend to like the more well-covered woman. It's not a fetish, though, and far from being "a fashion".
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Post by: Scully on Dec 18, 2010, 10:00:22 PM
Oh, OK.
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Post by: Bizoute on Dec 18, 2010, 10:00:37 PM
Alison Bechdel.
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Post by: Logos on Dec 18, 2010, 10:01:43 PM
I'd rather have a cup of tea but if I did have to have sex with a famous person; I'd make the sacrifice and spend time with India Arie and Penelope Cruz.

But no! You cannot have both of them! It says "if you could have sex with one famous person..." You have to pick one!

Mind you, I would find it hard to pick between Penelope Cruz and Nigella.  ;D
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Post by: fudge on Dec 18, 2010, 10:05:31 PM
If BTA can only have one then she can have Penelope Cruz and I'll have India Arie. Gotta be fair and all that. I'm all for fairness me!
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Post by: Lexx on Dec 18, 2010, 11:00:04 PM
Curves all the way.  Though I don't think anyone will ever top Dawn French for me.

So is she only attractive because she has curves? Because I have curves but a face like smashed crab if the fact I have fat rolls curves negates that I have been missing out on a whole lot of women.
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Dec 18, 2010, 11:17:52 PM
^ She is perfection.  Her curves are an asset, but not the only thing that makes me swoon!
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 18, 2010, 11:47:31 PM
For me it has to be the woman as a whole, of course it is not only curves, I'm sure if a slimmer woman caught my eye and charmed me then I would feel equally warmed, but for my intiall eyeing up, then curves are more an eye catcher. I cant help it, but the thought of feeling the softness is an added attraction.

If someone says they are attracted to tall women or ones with dark hair, I have to take that on and I do actually respect it, even if I grumble (lightheartedly) about it.
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Post by: Lexx on Dec 18, 2010, 11:53:41 PM
It's ok I am attracted to tall skinny blonde women, I am the last one who can judge.
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Post by: Logos on Dec 19, 2010, 12:18:43 AM
If someone says they are attracted to tall women or ones with dark hair, I have to take that on and I do actually respect it, even if I grumble (lightheartedly) about it.

Ah, but those might not be "dealbreakers" or "must haves"...

For instance, I would love to date a taller woman (than me) if everything else was right, but I did date a woman over 6' once and it was a hideously wrong mismatch - one of the worst I've ever had. So although I'd love to be dating a taller woman, other things matter much more. Besides, height doesn't really matter if one is lying down.  ;)
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Post by: Dizz on Dec 19, 2010, 12:56:33 AM
 Sal -What if the other 'one' is standing up ? ;D
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Post by: dukovearl on Dec 19, 2010, 01:05:01 AM
Sal -What if the other 'one' is standing up ? ;D

So long as you're kneeling you still won't notice  ;)
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Post by: Dizz on Dec 19, 2010, 01:28:29 AM
Sal -What if the other 'one' is standing up ? ;D

So long as you're kneeling you still won't notice  ;)

True. But I categorically said Standing. :P ;)
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Post by: dukovearl on Dec 19, 2010, 01:36:08 AM
Sal -What if the other 'one' is standing up ? ;D

So long as you're kneeling you still won't notice  ;)

True. But I categorically said Standing. :P ;)

I think you'll find you said one standing. There are reasons why the other might choose to kneel! Look, I'll show you..... :P
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Post by: Dizz on Dec 19, 2010, 01:58:50 AM
Sal -What if the other 'one' is standing up ? ;D

So long as you're kneeling you still won't notice  ;)

True. But I categorically said Standing. :P ;)

I think you'll find you said one standing. There are reasons why the other might choose to kneel! Look, I'll show you..... :P
Yeah -  But Sal said ''height does'nt matter really if 'one' is lying down!''
Miss Clever Clogs...however, you can still show me.. ;)
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: dukovearl on Dec 19, 2010, 02:15:52 AM
Oh, sorry, :-* I see - one lying and one standing? Interesting. I think you had better show me  ;)  :-*
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Post by: Dizz on Dec 19, 2010, 02:36:50 AM
Oh, sorry, :-* I see - one lying and one standing? Interesting. I think you had better show me  ;)  :-*

I think I had !  ;)

better show you, that is, not that I had already.. :D
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Post by: dukovearl on Dec 19, 2010, 02:45:51 AM
Oh, sorry, :-* I see - one lying and one standing? Interesting. I think you had better show me  ;)  :-*

I think I had !  ;)

better show you, that is, not that I had already.. :D

Would it go in a special advent calendar at all?  :D
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Post by: Dizz on Dec 19, 2010, 03:03:57 AM
Oh, sorry, :-* I see - one lying and one standing? Interesting. I think you had better show me  ;)  :-*

I think I had !  ;)

better show you, that is, not that I had already.. :D

Would it go in a special advent calendar at all?  :D

Yeah. I could stick it in for Christmas Eve. ;D ;)
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Post by: dukovearl on Dec 19, 2010, 03:07:54 AM
Oh, sorry, :-* I see - one lying and one standing? Interesting. I think you had better show me  ;)  :-*

I think I had !  ;)

better show you, that is, not that I had already.. :D

Would it go in a special advent calendar at all?  :D

Yeah. I could stick it in for Christmas Eve. ;D ;)

Oh not the coming of baby jesus one - the other one - that doesn't have to be called christmas too surely?
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: spearmint on Dec 19, 2010, 09:24:46 AM
Dawn Upshaw.....


I had a dream about her last night  :-[

No we were not having sex  ::)    She gave me a part in her next opera  ;D
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: moondance on Dec 19, 2010, 10:38:19 AM
Dawn Upshaw.....


I had a dream about her last night  :-[

No we were not having sex  ::)    She gave me a part in her next opera  ;D

What is the part?  :D

Brigitte Nielsen
 

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Post by: Logos on Dec 19, 2010, 11:54:48 AM
dukovearl with boughs of holly and Dizz Dong Merrily on High! Behave yourselves, you're acting like a couple of naughty schoolgirls! I shall lock you in this honeymoon suite until you learn how to behave yourselves perfectly. That may take some time (food and drink in the fridge in the anteroom), of course. I'll come back in a couple of days, all right?  ;)
Title: Re: A-Z of professions
Post by: betterthanaverage on Dec 19, 2010, 12:58:33 PM
If BTA can only have one then she can have Penelope Cruz and I'll have India Arie. Gotta be fair and all that. I'm all for fairness me!

Ok.  :)
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Post by: dukovearl on Dec 19, 2010, 01:01:56 PM
dukovearl with boughs of holly and Dizz Dong Merrily on High! Behave yourselves, you're acting like a couple of naughty schoolgirls! I shall lock you in this honeymoon suite until you learn how to behave yourselves perfectly. That may take some time (food and drink in the fridge in the anteroom), of course. I'll come back in a couple of days, all right?  ;)

Thank you. It may have been 'Claudine at school.' Oops and neither of us a proper celebrity either.  :-[
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Post by: fudge on Dec 19, 2010, 02:48:47 PM
BTA, I like you. You let me have my own way without so much as a murmer of a protest!
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: spearmint on Dec 19, 2010, 05:11:51 PM
Dawn Upshaw.....


I had a dream about her last night  :-[

No we were not having sex  ::)    She gave me a part in her next opera  ;D

What is the part?  :D

Brigitte Nielsen

I had to come on stage and pour her a glass of water lol   Exciting part  ::)
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Dec 21, 2010, 03:17:40 PM
At the moment, Annie Lennox

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y7NII0y3laY/SCJjJiossEI/AAAAAAAAAYc/FPUojyxbjUY/s400/Annie+Lennox.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y7NII0y3laY/SCJjJiossEI/AAAAAAAAAYc/FPUojyxbjUY/s400/Annie+Lennox.jpg)
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Post by: Shforever on Dec 21, 2010, 07:25:24 PM
Jillian Michaels all the way! The female trainer from "The Biggest Loser"

Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 21, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
Come one every one give the mods a break and don't post photos in the vault, even if the women are hotter than hot and are a real body part warmers
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Post by: Shforever on Dec 21, 2010, 09:09:02 PM
sorry i didnt realise i couldnt post photos.....
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 21, 2010, 09:15:08 PM
It isn't only you shforever, even seasoned GBers forget sometimes, I've probably done it at some time as well.
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Post by: Shforever on Dec 21, 2010, 09:17:01 PM
is it on all threads or just this one?
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 21, 2010, 09:21:55 PM
All threads in the vault and the dungeon. But as I say some people just forget.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Dec 21, 2010, 10:56:17 PM
Oh. I had no idea we weren't meant to post pictures here :o Luckily mine wasn't a nude, then...

In which case - does anyone know where that 'Which famous person do you fancy?' (or whatever it's called) thread is, please? My pic of Annie Lennox won't be breaking any rules there...
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Suzywongster on Dec 22, 2010, 06:34:05 AM
Maybe whatever you fancy or purr love lounge :)

In the meantime: Annie Lennox is hot!!
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 22, 2010, 08:33:53 AM
Oh. I had no idea we weren't meant to post pictures here :o Luckily mine wasn't a nude, then...

In which case - does anyone know where that 'Which famous person do you fancy?' (or whatever it's called) thread is, please? My pic of Annie Lennox won't be breaking any rules there...

The below thread in purr love lounge has generally been used for photos of celebrities.

http://boards.gingerbeer.co.uk/index.php?topic=80265.0

Or alternatively you can remove the photo in this thread and just put a link to it.

I don't think it matters if the picture is rude or not, start posting photos and someone will be bound to say "but she did why can't I...?"

The rules are on the door by the way.
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Post by: [Inventive name here] on Dec 22, 2010, 12:22:48 PM
Eep - I admit to not reading them any time recently. I suppose I just foolishly assumed, 'Everything goes in the Vault!' I apologise. I'll turn this image into a link and post-post it in the other thread. Thank you.


In the meantime: Annie Lennox is hot!!

Gaaawd yes! I've always liked her (and the Eurythmics etc.) but it's taken me until now to go 'Wait a minute... Phwaaar!' Silly me ::)
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Post by: Fractal on Dec 26, 2010, 04:14:29 PM
Has to be Tilda Swinton.
 :P
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Post by: Sporty-Gal on Dec 26, 2010, 07:09:56 PM
Oh dear ...so much choice... does it have to be a real person or can it also be a fictional famous person? In the latter case, I'd go for Xena but if it has to be a real one, it's Lucy Lawless. That woman is just haaawwwt!  :P
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Post by: tofu on Jan 04, 2011, 08:31:20 AM
kd lang...how she looked on the cover of vanity fair...yum, yum, yum !!!
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Post by: TopoftheRock on Jan 04, 2011, 11:21:22 PM
I can decide between Michelle Rodriguez or Salma Hayek. They both appeal in different ways.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: aliceb on Jan 05, 2011, 08:55:20 PM
at the moment i would say kirstin scott thomas - seen her in 3 films recently and she was absolutely stunning in all of them  :P
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Post by: Blythe on Jan 05, 2011, 09:43:01 PM
at the moment i would say kirstin scott thomas - seen her in 3 films recently and she was absolutely stunning in all of them  :P
Oh yes she is stunning.  I like that vein she has on her forehead.
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Post by: animalnitrate on Jan 09, 2011, 08:44:23 AM
Michelle Rodriguez

Oooh. Yes please.  :D
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Post by: 1wmnwmn on Jan 09, 2011, 09:34:45 AM
Michelle Rodriguez

Oooh. Yes please.  :D

Definitely agree, gorgeous. She looks extremely phwoooaaarrr in Avatar...vest top, army combats and a feisty attitude to go with it..my perfect woman  :P
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Post by: TopoftheRock on Jan 09, 2011, 10:46:19 AM
Michelle Rodriguez

Oooh. Yes please.  :D

Definitely agree, gorgeous. She looks extremely phwoooaaarrr in Avatar...vest top, army combats and a feisty attitude to go with it..my perfect woman  :P


It's the only reason I watched Avatar  ;D
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Post by: [Inventive name here] on Jan 09, 2011, 11:50:51 AM
at the moment i would say kirstin scott thomas - seen her in 3 films recently and she was absolutely stunning in all of them  :P
Oh yes she is stunning.  I like that vein she has on her forehead.

I went through a Kristin Scott-Thomas phase as a teenager, and around the same time happened to meet her. All I could think -in a panicky way- was, 'I've seen you naked! I've seen you naked :o!'
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Post by: 1wmnwmn on Jan 09, 2011, 01:53:18 PM
Michelle Rodriguez

Oooh. Yes please.  :D

Definitely agree, gorgeous. She looks extremely phwoooaaarrr in Avatar...vest top, army combats and a feisty attitude to go with it..my perfect woman  :P


It's the only reason I watched Avatar  ;D

It's the only reason I watched it 3 times  ;)
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Post by: Plush Velociraptor Cuddlekin on Jan 10, 2011, 11:01:44 AM
Only one?  :P At the minute it would be a close call between Sandra Bullock (first girl crush), Eliza Dushku and Cobie Smulders *sigh*
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Post by: Logos on Jan 11, 2011, 12:22:24 AM
I wouldn't mind having sex with Jenni Murray, as long as she promised to talk dirty to me throughout...  ;D
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: valerie on Jan 11, 2011, 11:11:04 AM
at the moment i would say kirstin scott thomas - seen her in 3 films recently and she was absolutely stunning in all of them  :P
Oh yes she is stunning.  I like that vein she has on her forehead.

I went through a Kristin Scott-Thomas phase as a teenager, and around the same time happened to meet her. All I could think -in a panicky way- was, 'I've seen you naked! I've seen you naked :o!'

       I practically knocked her off her feet the summer of '09 in a PrimRose Hill grocery store. She laughed, i blushed, & then quickly said."I am so sorry.""Then, when I realized who she was i said that i watched the English Patient repeatedly  because I thought she was so beautiful. She smiled and said "thank you"
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Post by: KerfuffleGoblin on Jan 11, 2011, 01:04:42 PM
danneel harris. preferably in a cheerleaders outfit.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Rachael on Jan 11, 2011, 07:27:31 PM
christina hendricks and dita von teese....

threesomes count as only one person, because it's only the one event

really, that's the rules of this game.  I promise. ;D
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Post by: Logos on Jan 11, 2011, 09:22:37 PM
Oh, let me join the queue for my turn with that particular twosome, please!  ;) Christina Hendricks is my laptop's wallpaper at the moment.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Stella on Jan 12, 2011, 01:48:23 AM
A list Hollywood star: Jodie Foster
Sport star: Steffi Graff
British comedy leg Sue Perkins
British tv star Keely Hawes
Singer, can't believe no one has said Liily Allen, but thats fine ... more chance for me ... and there will be no need for her to sing its not fair!
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Post by: Miaow on Feb 09, 2011, 11:42:18 AM



David Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust days.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Sporty-Gal on Feb 09, 2011, 06:20:24 PM
Probably the one who would pay me most to keep stumm about their encounter with me.  ;D
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Theo on Feb 09, 2011, 08:47:58 PM
Ruth Jones  :D

But ^^^^ Cobie Smulders as mentioned by Plush Velociraptor Cuddlekin is a close second, lol
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Harlequin on Feb 09, 2011, 09:11:11 PM
Kate Mulgrew today.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Feb 09, 2011, 09:13:27 PM
^ I currently have a Janeway/7of9 fixation  8)  (ref my post in the kissing thread)  Sigh........
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Post by: whatsitallabout on Feb 10, 2011, 10:46:26 PM
Mariska Hargitay!
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: pars on Feb 11, 2011, 11:42:14 AM
What does one have to do to bump into Kristin Scott Thomas?

Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Logos on Feb 11, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
Oh, you and she would look great together, pars!  :D
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: pars on Feb 11, 2011, 12:25:09 PM
Oh, you and she would look great together, pars!  :D

Thank you - that's a super-nice thing to say and has made my day. Can you tell her that if you see her, please?
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Logos on Feb 11, 2011, 01:14:46 PM
I'd be delighted to tell her next time I bump into her!  :D

(How's your French? Conversation, I mean, not kissing.)
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Sporty-Gal on Feb 11, 2011, 01:38:42 PM
To quote the old Bros song: 'when will I, will I be famous...?'
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Darkriver on Apr 28, 2011, 04:36:28 PM
For one night Alex Kingston. There is something about her smile....
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Aristophanes Tadpole on Apr 28, 2011, 11:07:31 PM
Helena Bonham Carter...it'd be fun and a little freaky too!
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Evan on May 08, 2011, 01:49:34 PM
that guy who played Thor. oh and Spike. I want lots though, I liked the girl from Red Riding hood and Kristin Kreuk. you are too cruel only asking us to narrow it to one person.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Evan on May 08, 2011, 01:50:09 PM
Shane ( from L word) :P
me too
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Evan on May 08, 2011, 01:51:14 PM
Jodie Foster, always Jodie.

And she'd thank me.
me too
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Stevie on May 08, 2011, 06:54:43 PM
Nigella lawson.

We'd make angels weep.
Then she could cook me some filthy,fattening pasta in a creamy sauce.

Yum,wot a great combination xx
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Post by: tofu on May 08, 2011, 07:07:32 PM
oh i love fuck-me-feed-me sex  :D
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Evan on May 08, 2011, 07:32:24 PM
oh i love fuck-me-feed-me sex  :D
is there any other kind. yummy to both
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: Stevie on May 08, 2011, 08:12:02 PM
oh i love fuck-me-feed-me sex  :D

Hot . . I don't think I have experienced this yet.
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Post by: Rachael on May 08, 2011, 08:46:00 PM
today it would be Maria Bello
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Post by: Evan on May 08, 2011, 09:04:18 PM
oh i love fuck-me-feed-me sex  :D

Hot . . I don't think I have experienced this yet.
you haven't eaten food after sex before. ::)
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Post by: tofu on May 08, 2011, 09:17:38 PM
^^^or as part of sex, then a prelude to more sex ?

come on stevie...get your finger out !!!
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Post by: Stevie on May 08, 2011, 09:41:42 PM

come on stevie...get your finger out !!!

Freudian slip ?  :D

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Post by: tofu on May 08, 2011, 09:42:14 PM
 ;)
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Post by: Aristophanes Tadpole on May 08, 2011, 09:43:08 PM
hmmm.... angelica huston ...dressed as morticia addams
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Post by: Skyler on May 08, 2011, 09:47:34 PM
possibly tooni mahto now custard and gali have reminded me of her. although i suppose she isnt really famous as such. so if im going with not really famous anyway it would be someone else who isnt on tv at all...
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Post by: taz85 on May 10, 2011, 12:11:38 AM
Mia Kirshner, no doubt- and Scarlett Jo  :P
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Post by: Evan on May 10, 2011, 12:42:22 AM
Mia Kirshner, no doubt- and Scarlett Jo  :P
http://www.demeterclarc.com/2010/10/31/sunday-with-mia-kirshner/
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Post by: Evan on May 10, 2011, 12:44:53 AM
Amanda Seyfried (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1SKPC_enGB365&biw=1440&bih=805&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=red+riding+hood&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=)
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Post by: Custardy Fututrix on May 10, 2011, 12:49:45 AM
possibly tooni mahto now custard and gali have reminded me of her. although i suppose she isnt really famous as such. so if im going with not really famous anyway it would be someone else who isnt on tv at all...

Smart *and* hott. What's not to like?
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Post by: morellocherry on May 10, 2011, 08:20:09 AM
Mariska Hargitay!
Ooooh! Yes!
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Post by: Evan on May 10, 2011, 08:33:03 AM
Mariska Hargitay! (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mariska+hargitay&hl=en&rlz=1C1SKPC_enGB365&prmd=ivnslo&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=8unITfnfF8ih8QOTobjgBg&sqi=2&ved=0CDUQsAQ&biw=1440&bih=769)
Ooooh! Yes!
I keep having to look these people up and then when I do I think yes I know her.
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Post by: hellohowareyoutoday on May 10, 2011, 08:39:16 AM
I wish they would make Olivia Benson gay. I wish she and that blonde lawyery one from seasons past would have a romance. Buuuut noooo, they keep giving her boyfriends to emphasise that she's straight.
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Post by: Evan on May 10, 2011, 08:47:07 AM
I wish they would make Olivia Benson (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1SKPC_enGB365&biw=1440&bih=769&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=Olivia+Benso&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=) gay. I wish she and that blonde lawyery one from seasons past would have a romance. Buuuut noooo, they keep giving her boyfriends to emphasise that she's straight.
another one I know once I looked her up.
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Post by: taz85 on May 10, 2011, 09:30:01 PM
Mia Kirshner, no doubt- and Scarlett Jo  :P
http://www.demeterclarc.com/2010/10/31/sunday-with-mia-kirshner/

Amazing!  :D
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Post by: Skyler on May 15, 2011, 10:53:34 PM
possibly tooni mahto now custard and gali have reminded me of her. although i suppose she isnt really famous as such. so if im going with not really famous anyway it would be someone else who isnt on tv at all...

Smart *and* hott. What's not to like?

its true. there's just others i like more....
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Post by: valerie on Jul 26, 2011, 05:55:39 PM
anna pacquin
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Post by: Evan on Jul 26, 2011, 09:14:41 PM
Harry Potter  ;D
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Post by: blackcat on Jul 27, 2011, 11:18:42 PM
selma blair
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Post by: Caz2011 on Jul 28, 2011, 04:46:22 PM
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Eva Green
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Post by: valerie on Aug 03, 2011, 10:47:23 PM
Harry Potter  ;D
you can have him,Evan & I will take Hermione
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Post by: jinnx on Aug 04, 2011, 03:51:49 PM
Just one??  Probably Xena - but only if she was wearing the leathers.
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Post by: BabyBoy on Aug 04, 2011, 05:22:31 PM
For many years it was Kim Basinger in her Nine and a Half Weeks persona. I haven't really got a specific person now, although I'd love to go hiking and have afternoon tea with Fiona Bruce and Julia Bradbury together. What may happen later would be anyone's guess.. I also like Emma Watson -she looks like an intelligent sexy minx but sadly she's far too young for me.
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Post by: SteadyCat on Aug 10, 2011, 07:38:19 PM
Salma Hayek *slurp*
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Post by: Rachael on Aug 10, 2011, 09:42:27 PM
Harry Potter  ;D
you can have him,Evan & I will take Hermione

you'll have to fight me for her Val!
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Post by: spearmint on Aug 10, 2011, 10:00:01 PM
Interesting thread.
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Post by: TheCJ on Aug 10, 2011, 10:05:46 PM
ELLEN PAGE ELLEN PAGE ELLEN PAGE! :D -swoon-
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Post by: dreamer17 on Aug 10, 2011, 10:31:12 PM
esther anderson
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Post by: laraC on Aug 10, 2011, 10:50:40 PM
Jennifer Beals
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Post by: spearmint on Aug 10, 2011, 11:13:21 PM
ELLEN PAGE ELLEN PAGE ELLEN PAGE! :D -swoon-

eh?   who is Ellen Page?
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Post by: Rachael on Aug 10, 2011, 11:27:53 PM
hi Minty!
Ellen Page is an actress.  best known for the film Juno

http://fileserver.tinker.com/tinker/events/5/5791_main_image_1247157768.jpg (http://fileserver.tinker.com/tinker/events/5/5791_main_image_1247157768.jpg)
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Post by: spearmint on Aug 11, 2011, 12:13:49 AM
ah ok.


<  ;)
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Aug 11, 2011, 08:18:36 PM
We know!  ::) ;) ;D
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Post by: Jaycee on Aug 11, 2011, 08:28:44 PM
Laura Fraser
Laurel Holloman
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Post by: Miaow on Aug 13, 2011, 02:30:06 PM


Jo Whiley
or Zoe Ball
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Post by: JuicyCrone on Aug 13, 2011, 06:09:20 PM
Ruth Jones and/or Sharon D Clarke  (individually or at the same time, I'm not fussed!)
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Post by: Empress Delilah on Aug 14, 2011, 08:49:57 AM
Sarah Beeny
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Post by: Sporty-Gal on Aug 14, 2011, 07:24:41 PM
Lena Heady  :P
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Post by: Kimberly on Aug 20, 2011, 02:16:08 AM
Sarah Beeny

Oh I agree there is something about Sarah Beeny. If Property Ladder is on I have to watch it, only for the housing tips of course!
Mine would be Nigella Lawson on the condition she baked a cake first ;)
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Post by: Caz2011 on Aug 21, 2011, 05:23:35 PM
Noomi Rapace as Lisbeth Salander
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Aug 21, 2011, 06:19:55 PM
Can they be someone who is "Famous" on GB?
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Aug 21, 2011, 06:21:11 PM
hi Minty!
Ellen Page is an actress.  best known for the film Juno

http://fileserver.tinker.com/tinker/events/5/5791_main_image_1247157768.jpg (http://fileserver.tinker.com/tinker/events/5/5791_main_image_1247157768.jpg)

Even cuter in Whip It.....  :D
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Post by: Evan on Aug 21, 2011, 06:32:02 PM
Can they be someone who is "Famous" on GB?
like who?
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Post by: cariad1 on Aug 21, 2011, 09:36:16 PM
Cote de Pablo - Ziva from NCIS *fans self*
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Post by: TheCJ on Aug 21, 2011, 10:53:54 PM
hi Minty!
Ellen Page is an actress.  best known for the film Juno

http://fileserver.tinker.com/tinker/events/5/5791_main_image_1247157768.jpg (http://fileserver.tinker.com/tinker/events/5/5791_main_image_1247157768.jpg)

Even cuter in Whip It.....  :D

-swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon-
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Post by: Evan on Aug 22, 2011, 12:09:38 AM
(http://www.popgunchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kreuk_smallville.jpg)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7L4gba8p6PQ/ThyG1ebIf8I/AAAAAAAAAZk/tygO2Aw_gQA/s400/revelations_faith.jpg)(http://www.impawards.com/2007/posters/partition.jpg)(http://www.rebelshaven.com/VersCorner/research/illyria/Illyria003.jpg)

sorry got a bit carried away.....swoon....
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Post by: rowntreerandom on Aug 23, 2011, 10:35:22 PM
It would have to be Olivia Wilde or Shay Mitchell. Preferably both lol
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Post by: Caz2011 on Aug 23, 2011, 10:50:38 PM
Tasya Van Ree
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Aug 23, 2011, 11:22:17 PM
Fiona Foster
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Post by: wiggle on Aug 24, 2011, 10:42:54 PM
Juliette Lewis, no contest :D
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Post by: girl-from-mars on Aug 26, 2011, 01:27:43 PM
Kristen Scott Thomas, but she'd have to speak in French..............
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Post by: nicla on Aug 27, 2011, 04:10:14 PM
Was reading the boring sport supplement on the train home today (blah premiership blah football...can't be arsed with it) and was pleasingly reminded with the below photo of my answer to this question.

Jessica Ennis. Rrrrawwwwwl.

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/8/26/1314384743378/Jessica-Ennis-007.jpg)
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Post by: animalnitrate on Aug 27, 2011, 07:41:34 PM
^ Oh, me too. Definitely.
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Post by: Aristophanes Tadpole on Aug 28, 2011, 12:20:11 AM
Was reading the boring sport supplement on the train home today (blah premiership blah football...can't be arsed with it) and was pleasingly reminded with the below photo of my answer to this question.

Jessica Ennis. Rrrrawwwwwl.

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/8/26/1314384743378/Jessica-Ennis-007.jpg)

Yes Pleeeaaaaasssseeee!!!!! i wants and i wants now thank you very much!!!
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Post by: nicla on Aug 28, 2011, 12:34:40 AM
 :D Jessica Ennis, The Lesbians, they wants you. Please report for duty, at PO Box GB,  Dunlusting, London.

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Post by: Aristophanes Tadpole on Aug 28, 2011, 12:37:10 AM
PO Box GB C/O aristophanes tadpole, dunlusting, london!!! I'll be waiting!!!!!
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Post by: TopoftheRock on Aug 28, 2011, 11:51:39 AM
PO Box GB, TopoftheRock floor, C/O aristophanes tadpole, Dunlusting, London.

I'll inspect the package!!  ;D
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Post by: WBS on Aug 29, 2011, 09:09:18 PM
Sarah Shahi (Carmen in L word). She is hot. The striptease scene (Carmen and Shane) turns me on  :-*
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Post by: valerie on Sep 05, 2011, 08:59:48 PM
margaret thatcher
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Post by: Pickles on Sep 18, 2011, 11:42:58 PM
Lindsay Lohan...
I do love a girl who can party hard, epically if she has red hair and freckles.
Faye Reagan is pretty hot too - I remember seeing her in an American Apparel ad and thinking she was super hot - and then finding out she was a porn star...booo :(
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Post by: Sprock_ette on Sep 24, 2011, 01:14:23 PM
Sue Perkins. ::sighs:: And we'd have that awkward moment when you both have to remove your glasses when it's time to snog. Nerd love!
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Post by: Jezebel on Sep 26, 2011, 12:00:13 AM
Err, one...

There's Angelina Jolie, Eliza Dushku, Lena Headey, Katherine Zeta-Jones, Kristine Kreuk, Portia DiRossi, ...

(For a second there, there was a theme! And then Portia came along and shagged it all to hell! Hmm, maybe just for that, I'll take Mrs Degeneres, please! ;D)
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Post by: Harlequin on Sep 29, 2011, 07:28:08 PM
Catherine Deneuve today. *longing*
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Post by: Custardy Fututrix on Sep 29, 2011, 07:42:43 PM
^every day, surely?  :D
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Post by: Harlequin on Sep 30, 2011, 04:13:40 PM
^every day, surely?  :D

Any day, any time.
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Post by: Dykiri on Sep 30, 2011, 05:00:37 PM
Any day, any time.

Will you kindly pass her over when you're finished? Many thanks.
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Post by: Harlequin on Sep 30, 2011, 05:04:36 PM
Any day, any time.

Will you kindly pass her over when you're finished? Many thanks.

Sure.  I'm all about the sharing.
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Post by: Dykiri on Sep 30, 2011, 05:11:49 PM
I'll share this (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xCykdpQhXe8/S9r9KUa2NhI/AAAAAAAALNw/QP97Y7EUigc/s1600/catherine+deneuve+-.jpg) with you then:



Yum.
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Post by: heronhouse on Oct 03, 2011, 04:36:01 PM
I had a very lovely dream about Julianne Moore last night so, I guess she's the one...today at least ;D
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Post by: Purring Shy-ly on Oct 07, 2011, 09:55:57 AM
I use to like Felicity Kendal from the good life  'mmmmmmm'
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Post by: Another Dyke :/ on Oct 08, 2011, 05:37:20 AM
Lisa Stansfield..that's who it would be! OR any dyke that fckn well looked like her! oh YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Another Dyke :/ on Oct 08, 2011, 05:42:34 AM
...or Gwyneth Paltrow how she looked in Shakespeare In Love! or another of her films Sliding Doors! (Shame she's straight!)
Oddly..i also have strange erotic dreams occassionally about..Paul Weller - well, is there NO accounting for taste! Don't know why - i don't really fancy men. Infact, truth is..i don't fancy them at all.
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Post by: Chablis on Oct 08, 2011, 09:11:30 AM
Kirsty alsop the perfect wife
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Post by: Sorted. on Oct 08, 2011, 12:06:55 PM
Today I would most like to be shagging Juliette Lewis -  I feel like having a laugh.  Then we'd go out for a few voddies in a seedy bar and then a hotel room for some proper dirty fun.
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Post by: Harlequin on Oct 09, 2011, 07:50:24 AM
I'll share this (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xCykdpQhXe8/S9r9KUa2NhI/AAAAAAAALNw/QP97Y7EUigc/s1600/catherine+deneuve+-.jpg) with you then:

Too young for me there.  (But thank you. :D)
I prefer this (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6Pa_InzQxN8/TbYKIwKy3lI/AAAAAAAA_mQ/-dpNI0cYAAU/s1600/deneuve-catherine-1.jpg).

Or this (http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l391er45RY1qb1tjjo1_400.jpg).

Or this (http://pics.livejournal.com/dimension_view/pic/0006h14b).
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Post by: Harlequin on Oct 09, 2011, 07:57:29 AM
I had a very lovely dream about Julianne Moore last night so, I guess she's the one...today at least ;D

Ah god yes - she is lovely.
Although photographs of her don't usually do her justice.  She appeals to me more when she's animated.
This (http://www.topnews.in/light/files/julianne-moore-22.JPG) is gorgeous of her.
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Post by: spearmint on Oct 09, 2011, 05:55:24 PM
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j305/piddles_2006/proms.jpg)

^ click on photo to enlarge.
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Post by: TheCJ on Oct 09, 2011, 06:01:21 PM
Sarah Shahi (Carmen in L word). She is hot. The striptease scene (Carmen and Shane) turns me on  :-*

Yes. Dear God yes. I have DREAMS about that scene, I swear.
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Post by: Harlequin on Oct 09, 2011, 10:10:27 PM
Vanessa Williams tonight.

(http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/13/37223/66565.jpg)

She's so beautifully, sluttily sexy in DH.
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Post by: lightning star on Oct 09, 2011, 10:43:53 PM
I use to like Felicity Kendal from the good life  'mmmmmmm'

Oh thank god, it's not just me then... :)
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Post by: TheCJ on Oct 10, 2011, 06:26:17 PM
Olivia Wilde. In everything. Or in nothing ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwwHQmzMQM
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Post by: Jezebel on Oct 10, 2011, 07:04:43 PM
You people have me watching The L Word (somebody mentioned Carmen...) and now I can't stop thinking about Marina. Shane is a close second, but Marina just has the most amazing voice in the world. I'm such a sucker for a nice voice. ::)
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Post by: Naymo on Oct 27, 2011, 01:42:34 PM
Michelle Rodriguez ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0735442/)

Lizzy Hale (http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Lzzy+Hale&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=dKQ&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=CFKpTuSREo-a-wbqpcnDBA&ved=0CC4QsAQ&biw=1280&bih=816)
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Post by: outOforder on Oct 27, 2011, 02:37:16 PM
I have quite a thing from the blonde woman (lead character, wohay) in Cold Case. Not my type normally at all, but yummy yumkins.
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Post by: outOforder on Oct 27, 2011, 02:38:57 PM
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1900000/Cold-Case-Lilly-and-Scotty-cold-case-1981723-1024-768.jpg
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Post by: lykopis on Oct 27, 2011, 02:40:02 PM
Its not so fuzzy in photos.. but on tv she has fuzzy lips.. I don't know why.. I don't even know why I even think about it, but every time I watch Cold Case I marvel at her lips...

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_g8Za7QEcfNg/SgF1KQ9uYiI/AAAAAAAAAGU/RHBWN4tOKF8/s128/lily%20square.JPG)

Detective Fuzzy Lips *delighted*
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Post by: outOforder on Oct 27, 2011, 02:41:13 PM
It's her eyes for me, dreamy intense.
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Oct 27, 2011, 10:11:19 PM
Olivia Wilde. In everything. Or in nothing ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwwHQmzMQM

That girl needs a bigger bikini!
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Post by: kr on Oct 30, 2011, 04:17:50 PM
oh, this is a tricky one for me. I know who I want to look like, which I would love to have around. but just sex? if just sex and no talking, no nothing more then Angelina Jolie. But if I would have to choose a life partner then I actually want to spend my life with The Doctor :D sex wouldn't be mandatory though :D
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Post by: TigerLyon on Nov 04, 2011, 03:59:16 PM
Jessie J
P!nk
But mainly I just really really want to eff Clare Balding. She is WONDERFUL. :) :-*
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Post by: Cocoa Butter on Nov 11, 2011, 09:26:14 PM
More for her intellect than how she looks. Very drawn to Rachel Maddow of late.
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Post by: Gyda Gwen on Nov 11, 2011, 09:47:07 PM
Kate Winslet.

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Post by: Underdog on Nov 13, 2011, 04:23:07 PM
Joan Jett
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Post by: dreamer17 on Nov 13, 2011, 08:19:04 PM
Anna Silk
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Post by: BabyBoy on Nov 14, 2011, 08:35:55 PM
This week, I think it'll be January Jones.
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Post by: valerie on Nov 15, 2011, 11:02:12 PM
me...i am famous in my itsy bitsy,teeny weeny,microcosm...
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Post by: Jezebel on Nov 16, 2011, 03:10:51 PM
After seeing Avatar, Michelle Rodriguez...
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Post by: 1wmnwmn on Nov 16, 2011, 06:59:55 PM
^
OH definitely agree with you there. Phwoooaaaarrrrrr! Hence my avatar  :P
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Post by: bongo01 on Nov 17, 2011, 07:59:49 PM
Monica from masterchef.  ;D
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Post by: Chablis on Nov 17, 2011, 08:04:02 PM
oh yes then she could dinner afterwards
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Post by: Uncle Pants on Nov 17, 2011, 08:05:11 PM
Monica from masterchef.  ;D

Careful - Garnett will report back!
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Post by: Musette on Nov 17, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
Monica from masterchef.  ;D

Oh my god, she's terrifying!!! :o
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Post by: TopoftheRock on Nov 18, 2011, 05:36:12 PM
Monica from masterchef.  ;D

Yes!  ;D and the only reason I did not go to MC Live this year was because I heard she was not doing it.  >:(
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Post by: TopoftheRock on Nov 18, 2011, 05:39:07 PM
Monica from masterchef.  ;D

Oh my god, she's terrifying!!! :o

Yep, but seem like she’d be fun to try and tame although I won’t want to be successful. It's all about the trying and her terror is kinda sexy  ;D
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Post by: spanky @ass on Nov 19, 2011, 12:48:06 AM
not a soul, breathing or otherwise
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Post by: Moonlight on Nov 19, 2011, 01:12:28 AM
Eva Greene or Helena Bonham-Carter
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Post by: Rachael on Nov 19, 2011, 03:11:36 PM
today, Saffron Burrows
*drool*
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Post by: valerie on Nov 19, 2011, 09:54:46 PM
not a soul, breathing or otherwise
or otherwise...necrophilia,O-cubed.
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Post by: spanky @ass on Nov 19, 2011, 10:00:37 PM
no, zombies ;D
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Post by: valerie on Nov 19, 2011, 10:04:19 PM
Katie Holmes
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Post by: Harlequin on Nov 23, 2011, 07:38:23 AM
Queen Latifa (http://www.blackvibes.com/images/bvc/12/2110-queen-latifah.jpg)
I'm sure I've posted her before - I think I posted ^ this very picture - but it bears repeating.
She is just so fucking sexy.
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Post by: TopoftheRock on Nov 23, 2011, 08:10:42 AM
Totally Bec!

And while I’m at it, must say Missy Elliot have just the right amount of swagger to make me melt  ;)
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Post by: Guineapig on Nov 23, 2011, 11:49:40 AM
Bec and Toppy, let us never go out on the pull together.
There will be fights.
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Post by: TopoftheRock on Nov 23, 2011, 12:28:57 PM
I don’t know about Bec but I’m sure I can take you in a fight :P
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Post by: valerie on Nov 23, 2011, 12:37:47 PM
Courtney Cox
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Post by: Rachael on Nov 23, 2011, 09:00:21 PM
Lady Gaga
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Post by: Guineapig on Nov 23, 2011, 09:30:19 PM
I don’t know about Bec but I’m sure I can take you in a fight :P
No you couldn't.
You're ticklish.
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Post by: valerie on Nov 24, 2011, 12:59:18 PM
Sharon Stone
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Post by: Snowleopard on Nov 25, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
Adele.
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Post by: Jezebel on Nov 25, 2011, 11:48:44 PM
Eva Greene or Helena Bonham-Carter
Oh yes. Agreed on both counts. :)
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Post by: valerie on Dec 18, 2011, 12:05:09 PM
Hiliary Clinton
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Post by: girl-from-mars on Dec 18, 2011, 05:50:32 PM
Pauley Perrette.  ;) ;D
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Post by: Sprock_ette on Dec 18, 2011, 06:01:11 PM
Still Sue Perkins. ::sighs::

I love you Sue! You make Radio 4 sexy!
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Post by: valerie on Dec 22, 2011, 03:53:08 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow
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Post by: blush on Dec 23, 2011, 12:15:38 AM
liv tyler for sheer beauty
juliette lewis for unhinged sexiness
brittany murphy (when she was alive, obviously :( ) for her dirty smile
and there's something about scarlett johansson, and she does have the most amazing boobs... :P
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Post by: blush on Dec 23, 2011, 12:16:25 AM
oh, and PJ harvey...
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Post by: Leznurse on Dec 24, 2011, 04:21:38 PM
Omg!!  Sam Divine she really knows how to spin and rocked my world in Ibiza in the summer  8) :o
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Post by: Otis on Dec 25, 2011, 10:02:30 PM
Jane Lynch. She just makes me weak.
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Post by: Berrybutton on Dec 26, 2011, 12:08:25 AM
Sinead O'Conor .... :)
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Post by: ChocAndChips on Dec 26, 2011, 05:15:46 PM
Katie Melua or Kirsten Dunst
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Post by: valerie on Dec 28, 2011, 04:10:10 PM
Maggie Gyllenthal(not sure about proper spelling of surname)
if it could be a menage a trois,Emma Thompson(easier to spell her name)
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Post by: Cherry_M on Jan 31, 2012, 01:23:09 PM
Joan Jett. She appears twice on my 'list' - once from the 80s and once from now. *swoon*
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Post by: valerie on Feb 01, 2012, 11:00:56 AM
Hiliary Clinton
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Post by: flora poste on Feb 02, 2012, 11:20:09 PM
Shelina, the one that does the Mauritian food on Masterchef.

She's so way off what would usually be my type, but I've always had a little soft spot for dark voluptuous women with long eyelashes and dimples.

(http://www.dollymix.tv/assets_c/2012/01/masterchef-shelina-thumb-196x193-147590.png)

*quiver*
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Post by: white_sheep on Feb 03, 2012, 01:25:33 PM
Aylison Hannigan...mmmmmmmm :-*
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Post by: valerie on Feb 05, 2012, 12:32:37 PM
i seem to be fixated on Hiliary Clinton lately
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Post by: Grey on Feb 06, 2012, 12:51:41 AM
^^ as you should
I have a pic of her from the NYtimes at a table with the joints chiefs of staff
good god!

I may have to give up my thing for Janet McTeer
now I've seen her in male drag
handsome as hell
but now I'm all confused  :-\
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Post by: ChemGeek on Feb 06, 2012, 08:07:54 AM
Nigella Lawson, covered in that marshmallow fluff stuff you get in jars in the US omnomnom (and caramel sauce, and pecans...not sure if I'm hungry or horny now ::))
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Post by: Leznurse on Feb 06, 2012, 09:22:31 AM
Poppy Montgomery; she is extraordinary   :o
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Post by: Otis on Feb 10, 2012, 12:40:43 AM
Nigella Lawson, covered in that marshmallow fluff stuff you get in jars in the US omnomnom (and caramel sauce, and pecans...not sure if I'm hungry or horny now ::))

That just made me laugh out loud..... The FRIENDS episode: 'I'm not sure whether I'm hungry or horny...' 'then keep the hell out of my freezer!'
 ;D
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Post by: ChemGeek on Feb 10, 2012, 01:27:16 AM
Nigella Lawson, covered in that marshmallow fluff stuff you get in jars in the US omnomnom (and caramel sauce, and pecans...not sure if I'm hungry or horny now ::))

That just made me laugh out loud..... The FRIENDS episode: 'I'm not sure whether I'm hungry or horny...' 'then keep the hell out of my freezer!'
 ;D

I don't remember that one...which confuses me, because I'm sure I must have watched each episode at least 8 times  :-[

By the way? Is your profile photo you?  :o
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Post by: Ruby on Feb 10, 2012, 07:06:50 AM
Sofia Vergara.  Raar.
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Post by: Otis on Feb 10, 2012, 08:33:44 AM
Nigella Lawson, covered in that marshmallow fluff stuff you get in jars in the US omnomnom (and caramel sauce, and pecans...not sure if I'm hungry or horny now ::))

That just made me laugh out loud..... The FRIENDS episode: 'I'm not sure whether I'm hungry or horny...' 'then keep the hell out of my freezer!'
 ;D


I don't remember that one...which confuses me, because I'm sure I must have watched each episode at least 8 times  :-[

By the way? Is your profile photo you?  :o

Indeed it is, taken a few weeks ago, though I keep meaning to change it... (I don't smoke any more and have lost a few 'middle' pounds- thank you yoga!)

I'm sure it was a friends episode...
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Post by: Chablis on Feb 10, 2012, 04:17:14 PM
It would be ellen, ummm :)
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Post by: HCJ on Feb 10, 2012, 04:23:32 PM
Ruta Gedmintas or Katherine Moening!
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Post by: petalponk on Feb 20, 2012, 10:17:51 PM
Miranda Hart...... it's just gotta be :)
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Post by: valerie on Feb 20, 2012, 11:11:46 PM
Hiliary Clinton
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Post by: Grey on Feb 22, 2012, 01:39:44 PM
Nigella Lawson, covered in that marshmallow fluff stuff you get in jars in the US omnomnom (and caramel sauce, and pecans...not sure if I'm hungry or horny now ::))

She was on the Ellen show and smilingly offered up a spoon full of soup which she blew on first to cool before feeding it to Ellen
I would have happily ended my career right then and there if I were Ellen
Well....more likely would have been fired for what would have followed
*sigh*
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Post by: The Devils Toast Rack on Feb 22, 2012, 01:42:34 PM
Keely Hawes, she so fine. lalalala she so fine.
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Post by: animalnitrate on Feb 23, 2012, 06:54:44 AM
Keely Hawes, she so fine. lalalala she so fine.

Agreed, but somehow only when she's doing period drama.
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Post by: The Devils Toast Rack on Feb 23, 2012, 09:15:45 AM
does the 80's count as a period? if so, I agrees.
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Post by: mtbgal on Feb 23, 2012, 09:49:45 AM
Still Sue Perkins. ::sighs::

I love you Sue! You make Radio 4 sexy!

Ohhh.. I couldn't agree more. I promise to tell her you are free too if i see her first... honest.
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Post by: animalnitrate on Feb 23, 2012, 10:59:47 AM
does the 80's count as a period? if so, I agrees.

:D

Didn't see it, can't comment. But I thought her very hott in Tipping The Velvet and Upstairs Downstairs, whereas in Spooks she just irritated me. There may be some other explanation of course ..
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Post by: The Devils Toast Rack on Feb 23, 2012, 11:21:38 AM
Tight trousers, off-the-shoulder top. *sighs of delight*
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Post by: Plus One on Feb 24, 2012, 05:13:00 AM
Where to start!  ;D

Jennifer Saunders
Hermione Norris (Roz in Spooks)
Julie Andrews (in Victor/Victoria and not in anything to do with nuns or nanny's)
Sigourney Weaver (Ripley, especially bald Ripley, woof!)
Janet McTeer (particularly in the Portrait of a Marriage series)
Meryl Streep

...none of them butch i know, and there's me wanting to be all 'taken' like...Julie Andrews??? Ya'think?
I think they bring out the "i'll do the honours" side of me  ;) 


Odd men i fancy...

Boy George in the 80s
John Hurt
Peter O'Toole
Barry Manilow (I don't get it either)
Johnny Depp

Who knows what i want to do with them...have them stuffed and mounted so i can just look at them maybe...


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Post by: hellohowareyoutoday on Feb 24, 2012, 02:24:26 PM
^ Yeah! Sigourney Weaver!

I totally understood why the boy fancied her in the movie "Tadpole".
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Post by: valerie on Feb 25, 2012, 12:33:15 PM
gwyneth paltrow
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Post by: ChemGeek on Feb 25, 2012, 04:02:38 PM
Julianne Moore.

I seem to have a thing about women 20+ years older than me.
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Post by: Silverback on Feb 25, 2012, 10:06:06 PM
Wouldn't mind bending over Professor Green    ;)
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Post by: Plus One on Feb 26, 2012, 10:08:23 AM
Wouldn't mind bending over Professor Green    ;)

In the billiard room with a pipe?
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Post by: BioL0gical on Feb 26, 2012, 11:15:09 AM
Sue Perkins, every time, 1000 times over, in every way.
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Post by: Blythe on Feb 26, 2012, 11:40:08 AM
Its not Sigourney Weaver I fancy at all.
Its RIPLEY. The look and her character.
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Post by: bongo01 on Feb 26, 2012, 01:26:50 PM
Shelina, the one that does the Mauritian food on Masterchef.

She's so way off what would usually be my type, but I've always had a little soft spot for dark voluptuous women with long eyelashes and dimples.

(http://www.dollymix.tv/assets_c/2012/01/masterchef-shelina-thumb-196x193-147590.png)

*quiver*

Ditto. Not my type at all, but she's just beautiful. I'm not sure if I'd even want to do the nasty with her, I think I'd rather just sit and look at her for hours.  ;D Just as well as I won't be meeting her then, she'd probably have me arrested.
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Post by: valerie on Feb 26, 2012, 08:37:17 PM
Jennifer Hudson
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Post by: Linniessister on Feb 28, 2012, 11:24:19 PM
Emma Catherwood (played Penny Valentine in Holby City until her untimely death...)
Also Sarah-Jane Potts (nurse Eddie Mckee in Holby City) and Amanda Mealing (Connie Beauchamp).

Hmm....could it be a uniform thing?
Oh, and Shelly Conn (did you see the lesbian storyline in Mistresses?!)

 :P to all of them...
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Post by: valerie on Feb 29, 2012, 10:12:17 PM
Meryl Streep
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Post by: ChemGeek on Mar 04, 2012, 08:27:14 AM
Meryl Streep

Hehe I love how you keep popping back into my unread posts, Valerie, with your latest object of desire.
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Post by: Baked_Beans on Mar 04, 2012, 09:59:03 PM

Jess Ennis.

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Post by: BellaVita on Mar 10, 2012, 12:14:38 AM
What a fun thread :D

And I cannot pick one , so here goes:
(I have realised that my taste is varied)

Like with millions of other women, I have found Kate Moennig aesthetically pleasing since I first saw her grace our screens as Shane...
Jenny Shimizu
I don't know if anyone has seen "America's Next Top Model" but it is worth watching for contestant Az Marie alone. Sex on legs:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7vWMsIpp3do/Tz3oS39xMjI/AAAAAAAAAmA/tuK0T4SwJPI/s1600/AzMarie+Livingston.jpg

Freja Beha Ericshen
Ruby Rose
Amber Heard
Clea Duvall
Scarlett J because she is such a sexy little thing....
Salma Hayek..

I am sure I will think of more :-)

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Post by: Plus One on Mar 10, 2012, 04:38:40 PM
@Bella Vita

Blimey...I only knew 1 person on your list and that's only because you mentioned it was Shane!

I don't know ANYONE anymore.  :-\
I don't know Jess Ennis either.. ???


MERYl! I know her...I fancy her too!  :D
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Post by: BellaVita on Mar 10, 2012, 07:40:14 PM
@Bella Vita

Blimey...I only knew 1 person on your list and that's only because you mentioned it was Shane!

I don't know ANYONE anymore.  :-\
I don't know Jess Ennis either.. ???


MERYl! I know her...I fancy her too!  :D

I think it is rather refreshing that you don't. I don't know who Jess Ennis is either, if that helps! :)

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Post by: Leznurse on Mar 10, 2012, 08:01:02 PM
Lara Pulver  :o :o
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Post by: Bernard on Mar 11, 2012, 08:27:48 AM
Plus One and Bella Vita, get thee to a sports section.

Jessica (http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/jan/28/jessica-ennis-glasgow-lolo-jones) Ennis (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tv_and_radio/sports_personality_of_the_year/9204228.stm) is a greek goddess walking amongst mortals. Strength, poise, and the beauty of a body that does the outstanding daily.

I'm not normally one for celebrity crushes, but she is loooooverly.  :D
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Post by: Baked_Beans on Mar 11, 2012, 04:13:31 PM

Jess Ennis (http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=jessica+ennis&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=oc9cT5qZCojU8QOlwsXPDg&biw=1276&bih=706&sei=pc9cT5WxBYPg8APptLzZDg) and take your pick....
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Post by: Cocoa Butter on Mar 15, 2012, 08:57:32 PM
Az Marie.     :o
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Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 16, 2012, 01:36:44 PM
I've got a thing for Cathy Newman who reads Channel 4 news. She'd look gorgeous tied up a bit..... ;)
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Post by: Shforever on Mar 16, 2012, 06:16:58 PM
Heather peace (bring on season 2 of lip service!)
Katarina Witt (age has really done wonders for her, loving watching DOI lol(
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Post by: Statue on Apr 24, 2012, 01:22:46 AM
Portia Di Rossi
and Michelle Yeoh...no, not at the same time.
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Post by: ❣~Corset❦Saucet~❣ on Apr 24, 2012, 10:39:28 AM
Would have to be... Jessie J, Ian Harvie (Ftm) or the oh so GORGEOUS Sam Mcginn....
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Post by: Leznurse on Apr 26, 2012, 11:47:07 PM
Sarah Harding when she partied
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Post by: Plus One on Apr 28, 2012, 09:09:38 AM
oh my...stumbled across Becky Anderson on CNN ...why has no-one pointed her out to me before??

Fooking hell, she's got me all silly.  :P

Her Wiki entry: Her reporting style tends to be direct with high intensity and dominance.

I'll have a bit o that ta muchly!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Too sexy!  :o

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Post by: oops on May 07, 2012, 08:52:58 PM
Keira Knightly.
Or Kate Winslet.
No, Keira...
No Kate...... Ohhh!
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Post by: GoldenPower on May 08, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Keira Knightly.
Or Kate Winslet Beckingsale
No, Keira...
No YES Kate...... Ohhh!

There we go, problem solved.  ;) http://s1.hubimg.com/u/1278608_f520.jpg
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Post by: lightning star on May 14, 2012, 11:45:05 AM
I've got a thing for Cathy Newman who reads Channel 4 news. She'd look gorgeous tied up a bit..... ;)
^ Hehe!

Lisa Hannigan. I saw her play live in London last night, central seats, 6 rows from the front. Oh. My. God. ;D

<-------------------smitten.
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Post by: sassykat on May 17, 2012, 12:09:10 AM
Lola Ogunnaike and Isha Sesay. The hottest babes on CNN. Intelligence equates Sexiness. Their style definately sets the mind racing and thinking up all sorts of unspeakable acts...
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Post by: velmaspex on Jun 28, 2012, 06:38:10 PM
Rihanna
Penelope Cruuuuz
Sophie Ellis Bextor
Anyone with a pulse  8)
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Post by: Lobo on Oct 22, 2013, 02:10:19 PM
Hmm so many choices. Sarah Shahi, Kelly Hu, Boa.
Definitely Kelly Hu.
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Post by: Sprock_ette on Oct 26, 2013, 12:44:30 AM
Anna Chancellor. Yes, I am a snob. 
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Post by: ros4 on Oct 28, 2013, 11:32:51 AM
bridget jones
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Post by: Ebichu on Oct 29, 2013, 08:57:25 PM
Kim Yoo Jin aka. Eugene or Kim Tae-Yeon, or Jessica, but Jung Ryeo Won is cute too! <3
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Post by: Pomegranate on Oct 30, 2013, 12:57:01 AM
I've always had the hots for Sarah Cracknell of St Etienne. She oozes sex appeal...
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Post by: auburn57 on Nov 05, 2013, 06:33:43 PM
Helen Shaver ~~~~  Please  :D  :D
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Post by: Waxhero on Nov 06, 2013, 10:30:53 AM
Is it weird that, even though I have a major crush on a particular female celeb, I couldn't think of or imagine myself having sex with her unless she would actually be mine? (not that it will ever happen)
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Post by: MzB on Nov 06, 2013, 02:33:09 PM
Anna Chancellor. Yes, I am a snob.

Isn't she, though? Hot, that is.
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Post by: valerie on Nov 14, 2013, 01:22:01 PM
Howdy Doody.
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Post by: caterpillar on Nov 14, 2013, 01:26:09 PM
Hoowdy doody yourself  ;)
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Post by: valerie on Nov 14, 2013, 04:36:35 PM
Hoowdy doody yourself  ;)
;D   I bet there are women on this message board who do not know Howdy...my first boyfriend.
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Post by: Lobo on Dec 02, 2013, 05:38:48 PM
TaeYang even though he isn't a woman. He'd be a man I would want it with if not Rain mmmm yeah if TaeYang had a cold then Rain would be the next guy. Wondering why the heck I keep thinking of men at the moment,  odd but sexy lol.
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Post by: aliceb on Dec 17, 2013, 09:26:00 PM
i don't usually watch series but have watched this last series of borgen and loved it (thanks sporty gal for suggesting it) and the woman who plays the lead in it has definitely gone to the top of my list!  :P

in fact she has replaced another danish brunette as my no 1 famous person i'd like to sleep with.  8)
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Post by: laurarose161 on Dec 18, 2013, 12:45:00 PM
Heather Peace! .. No wait, i can't decide. Either her, or Kristen Stewart, or Jennifer Lawrence, or Alex from orange is the new black.
Damn it, i'll just have them all  ;)
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Post by: Lobo on Dec 19, 2013, 02:05:46 AM
Sarah Shahi... as she just is too hot lol. :P
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: AnneA on Dec 26, 2013, 11:22:07 AM
Hmm do we have to pick one? I don't think I could but I have I list of three famous women in order of preference...like it matters

Max from The L word....those eyes just looking at them
Heather Peace
Katherine moening

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Post by: RP on Dec 26, 2013, 11:53:42 AM
Sarah Shahi... as she just is too hot lol. :P

Agreed. But I'd have to say Nicole Scherzinger or Melanie Sykes.
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Post by: OopsyDaisyF1 on Dec 26, 2013, 09:17:40 PM
Silvena Rowe, I'm going through a tall blonde phase...
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Post by: Confusednutter on Dec 30, 2013, 01:37:41 PM
Heather Pearce
Jessie J
Mandana Jones
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Post by: Waxhero on Dec 30, 2013, 06:58:37 PM
Gackt Camui the way he is in Bunraku .. if only he was a she..

I saw that movie and wasn't really excited about it till I saw the character Yoshi :)

(http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab184/Danijela_S/MinitokyoGacktCamui418256_zpsc7dde0c9.jpg)
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Post by: RP on Dec 30, 2013, 07:25:58 PM
^ Kinda reminds me of Miyavi.

Guys I wish were women...hmm... never thought about it. This opens up a whole new world of possibilities for me! :D

I think Johnny Depp and Keanu Reeves are quite pretty looking.
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Post by: spindle on Dec 31, 2013, 03:34:54 PM
:D ;D ;)
Has anyone spoken for Emma Chambers???
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Post by: Lobo on Jan 03, 2014, 03:36:23 AM
Hahahaaaa I used to be into Gackt Wax :P hear he only gets with women who last hours and are flexible like him.

Hmmm if I could have sex tonight with someone famous gotta go with Boa ;)
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Post by: jackie11 on Jan 06, 2014, 08:47:39 PM
Nigella Lawson
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Post by: Pomegranate on Jan 06, 2014, 09:16:09 PM
Nigella Lawson

Voluptuous Nigella  :-*
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Post by: Kirin on Jan 06, 2014, 11:24:12 PM
Karen Gillan. Alex Kingston. In the tardis.
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Post by: Lobo on Jan 07, 2014, 02:42:30 AM
Eva Longoria. Of course after that rap she gives I'd have to get her after making her french toast at five in the morning haha :P
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Post by: Blondie777 on Feb 08, 2014, 11:20:39 PM
Jennifer Tilly please.  :P
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Post by: Esme on Feb 16, 2014, 11:01:49 PM
Claire Danes. Claire Danes. Claire Danes.

*sigh*
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Post by: scouser on Feb 17, 2014, 01:59:50 PM
Nigella Lawson


Ditto, pre-drugs revellation, just don't do it for me, puts me off right away as soon as I hear theyr'e into drugs, odd spliff not a prob, but anything else,oohh no!! >:(
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Post by: Lobo on Feb 19, 2014, 02:25:33 AM
Nikohl Boosheri

Yeah yeah some of you know why lol, Ebichu as you told me in person. But yes if I could I would.
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Post by: ceirdyrael on May 13, 2014, 05:24:39 PM
Emma Watson
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Post by: valerie on Aug 26, 2014, 11:02:43 PM
Emma Thompson
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Post by: Lindyloo on Aug 27, 2014, 09:05:28 PM
Nobody. :)
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Post by: horse on Nov 17, 2014, 07:24:37 PM
Keira Knightly.
We were in bed last week and she mentioned your post, now she was going to sleep with you but you got her name wrong (she hates that).

Also, Kristen Stewart,
Juliette Lewis
Ellie Goulding,
Kirsten Dunst

secret crush, Lucy Watson (MiC)

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Post by: RainbowAngel on Nov 17, 2014, 07:44:39 PM
Kristen Stewart!  Hell yes! Oh and i know its totally cliché but Kate Moening. Biggest crush ever! Oh and jennifer anniston was my teen crush.
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Post by: horse on Nov 19, 2014, 11:32:20 AM
Kristen Stewart!  Hell yes! Oh and i know its totally cliché but Kate Moening. Biggest crush ever! Oh and jennifer anniston was my teen crush.

Kristen is just one big tease, her whole life has been spent playing dress up as a gay girl, I've never even seen a picture of her with a boy where she isn't holding the hand of a girl instead.

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Post by: Jaques on Dec 13, 2014, 09:11:26 AM
if i were single it would have to be Immodesty Blaize, she is the most sexy woman ive ever seen, i met her once when i was doing drag and she absolutely bowled me over...............i love burlesque!
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Post by: LFC on Dec 27, 2014, 08:36:55 PM
Pink, oh yes pink!
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Post by: outoforder on Dec 27, 2014, 09:26:56 PM
I'd like to hug Cheryl wotshername with dimples. Thats all.
Title: Re: If you could have sex with one famous person, who would it be?
Post by: @Xof on Dec 27, 2014, 10:58:04 PM
Wow - hmmmmm

Keeley Hawes as Alex Drake has to be pretty much up there.

I had a sex dream about Oprah recently and she loved it!
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Post by: Inara on Jan 02, 2015, 11:24:02 PM
Sue Perkins is on my mind now :)
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Post by: Ammie on Jan 20, 2015, 01:10:33 AM
After some thought I would say Mary Lambert
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Post by: Slantrhyme on Jan 20, 2015, 08:41:55 AM
Wow - hmmmmm

Keeley Hawes as Alex Drake has to be pretty much up there.

I had a sex dream about Oprah recently and she loved it!
My gf likes her.
Alex off OITNB for me if she doesn't mind.
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Post by: Groke on Jan 20, 2015, 07:44:21 PM
She doesn't mind - she told me last night after we'd shagged.  :)
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Post by: Slantrhyme on Jan 21, 2015, 10:49:42 PM
Threesome?
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Post by: Groke on Jan 21, 2015, 10:59:47 PM
Sure. Why not?  ;)
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Post by: valerie on Jan 23, 2015, 02:17:57 PM
Julianna Margulies,producer, director  & star  of The Good Wife

WE don't even have to have sex. A cup of coffee or a drink  would


make me happy!
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Post by: Jeepster on Feb 22, 2015, 09:22:18 PM
Sigourney Weaver, a young Sophia Loren and Pink.

I used to have a huge crush on the lovely Jill Dando.  :'(.  So sad.
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Post by: Zigzag on Feb 24, 2015, 06:54:35 PM
The lovely Emma Thompson  :)
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Post by: mint on Feb 24, 2015, 10:29:06 PM
I've been thinking about this and to be honest I'm not sure (!) but I used to have a bit of a thing for Amanda Burton.
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Post by: Stevie on Feb 27, 2015, 11:45:28 AM
Kylie minogue she's my pocket rocket 🚀
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Post by: scouser on Feb 27, 2015, 02:02:11 PM
I've been thinking about this and to be honest I'm not sure (!) but I used to have a bit of a thing for Amanda Burton.
Good yes!
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Post by: Jeepster on Feb 27, 2015, 04:35:55 PM
Oh yes! Heather in Brooky.
Amanda Burton, forgotten all about her.
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Post by: mint on Feb 27, 2015, 04:58:40 PM
There aren't many famous women I fancy
I'm trying not to say kd lang, but

a young kd lang.
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Post by: Plus One on Feb 27, 2015, 06:37:36 PM
Robin Wright...

Looking/acting/being as she is in House of Cards.

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Post by: Riff-R@ff on Feb 27, 2015, 11:43:30 PM
*Nod. Nod.*

Mine was Maxine Peake for about 2 hours earlier this week. Maxine Peake focus and ferocity plus the Hamlet-hair.
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Post by: Plus One on Feb 28, 2015, 06:42:30 AM

Maxine Peake focus and ferocity plus the Hamlet-hair.

*Nodding donkey impression*

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Post by: PearlD1va on Feb 28, 2015, 12:45:56 PM
Sinead O'Connor. *sigh
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Post by: toniee on Mar 25, 2015, 01:01:26 PM
Sinead O'Conner. Agreed. Love that look. It's sort of a challenge to the way women are expected to look in order to gain approval from society. Feisty woman! Very talented too...

My current favourite fantasy, which varies every now and then, is Clare Grogan(Altered Images), after watching her recent gig at the Borderline on the net. The way she dances, especially with one of her female backing musicians has just gripped my mind. I like the fantasy of being dominated by a caring, loving experienced woman. I wonder just what Clare indulges in? Love to know...
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Post by: k1t5un3 on Mar 30, 2015, 03:04:26 PM
Peta Wilson from her La Femme Nikita days. Then there is Jennifer Morrison, Lexa Doig, Rachel Shelly, Emily Rose.
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Post by: horse on Mar 31, 2015, 01:09:01 AM
My current favourite fantasy, which varies every now and then, is Clare Grogan(Altered Images),

Just a FYI,
Clare Grogan is on Woman's Hour tomorrow at 10:00am ish
:)
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Post by: toniee on Apr 01, 2015, 12:33:32 AM
Thanks. I'll tune into that with relish! I know she has written a children's book, so should have something to say? It'll help while away some moments while I'm waiting for a parcel to be picked up! That's how glamourous my life actually gets! Lucky Clare and her types with such fulfilling lives, eh!? Dream mode coming on!!
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Post by: toniee on Apr 02, 2015, 07:36:43 AM
Just been wondering about my dream fantasy lover of this moment. Clare Grogan. I watched her gigs at the borderline in 2013 online, with her all new female backing band. I'll try in a minute to put one of her videos up onto this thread, in another message. See how it goes(technophobe, sorry!).

Just watching her dance with her guitarist in this video, who she calls Rosie. WOW, let me swap with Rosie for a while, as they both look like they are having great fun! Imagine! That song from my teenage years :- 'Gota loaded imagination being fired by girl talk!! Absolutement!

I'm going to write to Clare's agent, as a fan(be still my beating heart!). Principally about my writing attempts, a bit of creativity. They do say it is not what you know, but who, so worth an attempt. Probably won't get a reply, for I can imagine she must be overloaded with requests...?

I also wrote to Horse, the handsome butch singer(I'd love to look like that! That's a good look! I can visualise her too! My taste is quite Catholic these days!). I did get a short reply in an email back from her. It did bring me joy, the fact that she referred to her short video , which I watched online, which revealed the attacks etc she suffered in her own home town when young and to which I had revealed to her, that I have been going through something similar here in this community I am currently living in.

She said she was aware that others have had worse experiences than her. Great to get her email. It did amuse me a bit, that there was a great deal of commas and full stops missing from her email! Such are the glorious natures of creativity! Great to get her support. A very good role model for all lesbians, but especially butch women. What a great woman too, I told her! More like that please. Let's see if I can track down that Altered Images video...?!
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Post by: toniee on Apr 02, 2015, 08:07:47 AM
Just tried to upload that video, couldn't figure how to do that!? Should anyone be interested in that particular video I was referring to, it is Altered Images at the Borderline 2013, with Clare's song:- 'Don't talk to me about love'.

I love her introduction to the gig, too. Something along the lines of:- 'My husband is not here tonight, because he said I wasn't worth the babysitting. Freedom!'. She seems to be more than happy having a 'night out' with the girls, don't you agree...?!??! Loved to have been at that gig. Exciting pulsations running through my veins. What a performance!
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Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Apr 18, 2015, 04:27:39 PM
Am rather enticed by Suzi Perry at the moment.  Swoon, swoon.

I love it that she wears glasses on TV.
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Post by: TheCoroner on Apr 28, 2015, 05:24:11 PM
Emma Thompson or Patsy Rodenburg
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Post by: Lydia on Sep 16, 2015, 05:26:02 PM
Why settle for one famous person to have sex with? It's your imagination, you can do what, with whom,with them as many times as you want. That's the beauty of the mind. Much more effective than actual real, life. That's where the power to 'turn you on' to the sexual possibilities for exploring, is inspired.

Personally, though, having watched Dusty, in that video of 'In Private', from the 80s, that switches my knobs. It's the mother complex in me. To be nurtured and to nurture.. And she looks 'Absolutely Fabulous' in that one. Loved her since the sixties. Heroine...
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Post by: scouser on Sep 29, 2015, 07:30:59 PM
Agree! : :)
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Post by: Stevie on Jan 31, 2016, 05:46:36 PM
Tess Haliday
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Post by: Goblin Flump on Jan 31, 2016, 05:48:54 PM
Shirley Manson.
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Post by: aliceb on Feb 01, 2016, 02:01:13 AM
oh so many, but at the moment primarily Angelique Kerber
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Post by: Daffodil on Feb 02, 2016, 07:39:00 AM
Amanda Burton.  One of the few Brookside actresses who has become a well known television star. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C41dx-S3-7A
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Post by: heyj on Feb 13, 2016, 05:51:14 PM
Heather Peace
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Post by: nismat on Feb 15, 2016, 08:35:27 AM
Yeah. Me too.
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Post by: Azalea on Mar 04, 2016, 11:40:54 PM
Michelle Forbes
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Post by: nismat on Mar 06, 2016, 02:25:42 PM
Danish actor Mille Dinesen, who plays the title role in Rita.
Not my usual type at all, but she is very sexy!
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Post by: Bonnie burns on Jun 05, 2016, 08:24:42 PM

At the moment....    ! Brenda blethyn as vera !
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Post by: LFC on Jun 27, 2016, 11:54:59 PM
Top of the list PINK
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Post by: valerie on Jul 08, 2016, 06:48:05 PM
Christine Aquillera & unsure about spelling her last name
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Post by: Saga N on Jul 08, 2016, 09:10:37 PM
Arundhati Roy.
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Post by: lil_moomin on Jul 09, 2016, 12:46:12 PM
Aubrey Plaza
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Post by: Musette on Jul 19, 2016, 10:18:44 AM
Mhairi Black
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Post by: purelybyaccident on Mar 05, 2017, 06:25:21 PM
Bianca Jagger, her now not in younger years though.
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Post by: Xof the Elder on Apr 09, 2017, 09:55:48 PM
Whoever said Brenda Brethyn as Vera is my new hero.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Unless it's not a joke, then it's this.

 :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Post by: hellohowareyoutoday on Apr 09, 2017, 10:00:17 PM
Bridget in Wentworth, but only as Bridget in Wentworth.
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Post by: Xof the Elder on Apr 09, 2017, 10:06:02 PM
Bridget in Wentworth, but only as Bridget in Wentworth.

I fancy that Alex Polizzi. She seems easily suited. I like that in a woman.
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Post by: hellohowareyoutoday on Apr 09, 2017, 10:10:20 PM
I don't know her. I have eyes only for Bridget in Wentworth.
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Post by: Xof the Elder on Apr 09, 2017, 10:14:40 PM
I don't know her. I have eyes only for Bridget in Wentworth.

Good. I wouldn't like to come to blows over this.
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Post by: Azalea on Apr 09, 2017, 11:04:38 PM
I might've done but I'm over Alex Polizzi now, it's all about Monica Galetti.
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Post by: Xof the Elder on Apr 09, 2017, 11:07:28 PM
I might've done but I'm over Alex Polizzi now, it's all about Monica Galetti.

The one that cooks and looks like Yazz?

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Post by: Azalea on Apr 09, 2017, 11:18:28 PM
Yup; what's not to love.
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Post by: Musette on Apr 12, 2017, 09:06:01 PM
She's terrifying! But I quite like that about her... ;)
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Post by: Suzi on Apr 13, 2017, 02:58:26 PM
Bridget in Wentworth, but only as Bridget in Wentworth.

I fancy that Alex Polizzi. She seems easily suited. I like that in a woman.

Sorry Xof, another Polizzi fan here. Do we now have to fight it out?...
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Post by: Xof the Elder on Apr 13, 2017, 10:17:16 PM
Bridget in Wentworth, but only as Bridget in Wentworth.

I fancy that Alex Polizzi. She seems easily suited. I like that in a woman.

Sorry Xof, another Polizzi fan here. Do we now have to fight it out?...

*imagines that fight*

I'm very happy to share.
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Post by: Xof the Elder on Apr 14, 2017, 09:36:57 PM
Rachel Maddow appeals to me! I'm not sure I want to have sex with her as much as I want to be her.
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Post by: berdache on Apr 16, 2017, 06:32:05 PM
^ That is my conundrum too.
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Post by: Azalea on Apr 17, 2017, 11:15:25 PM
Kristen Stewart damn it  :-[
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Post by: Artist on Apr 18, 2017, 12:15:33 AM
Heather Peace
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Post by: sarah_m on Apr 20, 2017, 05:00:07 PM
I've never had a crush on a famous person ... :-[
I don't want to, anyway.
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Post by: Xof the Elder on Apr 20, 2017, 09:55:29 PM
OMG

I forgot one - probably #1. The fabulous, any day of the week, why haven't we met, bald or not, please use my tongue for whatever you will, Jessie J.
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Post by: Azalea on Apr 20, 2017, 10:35:15 PM
I think you missed your window of opportunity since she 'outed' herself as straight.

Am I the only lesbian who doesn't fancy Heather Peace?


Samira Wiley
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Post by: Xof the Elder on Apr 20, 2017, 10:38:23 PM
I don't fancy Heather Peace on account of not knowing who Heather Peace is.

*looks up Heather Peace*

Ahhhh, she's the one that sung with Alison Moyet a few years back. I was too engrossed with Alison Moyet to notice.

As for Jessie J - Jessie J will recant her heterosexuality on her knees before me... maybe
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Post by: Xof the Elder on Apr 20, 2017, 11:20:21 PM
Hang on.

I've given this more thought and I have forgotten my absolute absolute favourite...

#1 - Penelope Cruz

I dated a Spanish woman for 18 months just hoping she would talk to me like Penelope Cruz, all ththththth - we spoke in English &  she affected an American accent the whole time. 18 months down the drain.

I don't need to make a laminated top 5 because I don't need a pass but just in case I ever do

1. Penelope Cruz
2. Jessie J
3. Kristen Stewart
4. Scarlett Johanssen
5. Eva Mendez

Ok, I feel better now that's cleared up
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Post by: purelybyaccident on May 02, 2017, 01:45:44 PM
Beth Ditto.
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Post by: tempox on May 07, 2017, 09:29:13 PM
Holland Taylor.

Obvs.


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Post by: purelybyaccident on May 09, 2017, 02:25:19 PM
^absolutely.
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Post by: Chewwy on May 28, 2017, 01:33:12 PM
Cate Blanchett.

I don't care what she'd do, just so's I could look at her and hear her speak.

*sounds creepy I know, but hey' it's Cate fucking Blanchett*
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Post by: Artist on May 28, 2017, 03:49:18 PM
^ Cate Blanchett's voice is so pleasant and adorable. I could listen to her speak all day lol.
Her wit and intelligence too. Her eyes ! To watch Carol is just too much  :)
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Post by: Smik on May 29, 2017, 11:25:20 PM
Sheetal Sheth