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Title: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 02, 2006, 03:12:38 PM
I thought I'd start this thread like the diary thread but to our pets/our companions. :)
Title: Re: Dear Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 02, 2006, 03:14:16 PM


Dear Kofi,

You are the most fluffyist and lovely cat one could have. I'm so glad you came into my life as a little ball of fluff and have grown into a beautiful cat.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 02, 2006, 05:39:32 PM
Dear Chloe (AKA Fiddlyfingers)
My nose is not a toy for your amusement when you can't sleep at night. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Dec 02, 2006, 06:25:51 PM
Dear Cat,

Just because you're 16 1/2 and have rheumatism in your back legs doesn't mean you get away with scratching your ear until it bleeds. Please stop it or I will be required to get you a very fetching cone to wear until your ear heals up.

You have been warned!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Peppers on Dec 02, 2006, 06:29:02 PM
Dear Xof, Maisy, Milly and Bambi,

Am I sad for writing to you, or what. Don't answer.

Now listen very carefully. The Christmas tree decorations are NOT to be played with or chewed. You must look only and not touch. And yes, the lights are very pretty. It is entertaining to watch how mesmerised you are by the lights ;D

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Meringue on Dec 02, 2006, 07:14:05 PM
Dear Raymond and Herbert,

Where are my gloves? And who ate the mince pies?  :o ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dalloway on Dec 02, 2006, 07:31:47 PM
Dear Sage,

what are you staring at?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Skull_bone on Dec 02, 2006, 08:07:57 PM
Dear Milo

You're in my flat somewhere, just where?

I will find you, promise.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dr Feelgood on Dec 02, 2006, 08:09:12 PM
Dear Bonnie

Please dont run circles around the dining table,its cold enough here as it is without you causing a draft.

&

Dear Spook

My toes are not to be bitten or scratched at any time when I am in bed.If you want to bite toes,please bite your own.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: rooshka on Dec 02, 2006, 08:58:34 PM
Dear Figaro

Can you please learn how to muck yourself out?

And can you not roll in the mud before every time I come to see you?

Thanks
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Dec 02, 2006, 09:05:30 PM
Dear Mingle-Jingle-berry,

I love you so much and you can do no wrong in my eyes.

Which is why the xmas decorations on the tree are going to brand new little toys for you.

Lots of love from mummy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 02, 2006, 11:30:32 PM


Dear Kofi,

You better come in now its bedtime xx

Dirty stopout  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sweet_fire on Dec 02, 2006, 11:49:47 PM
Can't believe I'm posting on this thread

BUT

Dear Millie

It's adorable that you roll around and act all soppy whenever I sing along to something or just randomly start singing.  First time it happened, just thought you were a bit nuts.  Now I realise you just like musaq.  It's sooo cute.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Madge Hooks on Dec 02, 2006, 11:51:50 PM
Can't believe I'm posting on this thread


*blinks*

No, I can't either.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sweet_fire on Dec 02, 2006, 11:52:48 PM
<-- proper lezza now  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rath on Dec 03, 2006, 12:37:27 AM
Dear Kuro,

Stop pissing behind my computer!!! (http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j33/rath_vermouth/rant.gif)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kesstrel on Dec 03, 2006, 01:05:58 AM
Dear Cleo,

If I come into the lounge and find your jaws locked around the fairy light cable in a rictus of electrocution, don't expect any sympathy. Daft cat. And also? Yes, you were a cute ickle kitten last year and could climb the tree with something resembling grace. In comparison, you are a heifer this year. The tree WILL fall over if you persist in trying to mug the angel.

And please leave my unopened tampons alone.

*gentle weeping*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Erogenous Cone on Dec 03, 2006, 03:36:51 AM

Dear Ralph,

Please go outside. It's not as bad as it looks.

I'll wait here by the fire for you.

(and don't think i haven't noticed that sock either.)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 03, 2006, 11:18:51 AM

And please leave my unopened tampons alone.


My friend's two cats once played a very energetic game of run-chase-fling-pounce-catch with a tampon (which they'd managed to free from its wrapping) in front of her husband's boss and his wife. At dinner.  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sebastian on Dec 03, 2006, 11:38:32 AM
Dear C Diddy

I've Hoovered the kitchen stairs and your favourite chair, so you go right ahead and cover them in fur again.

And no, it's not lunchtime yet. Even if you do say 'Miaaaaaow'.

<--- indentured serf
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Louise on Dec 03, 2006, 11:45:59 AM
Dear Little one

Please play with your toys and not my feet they hurt, and happy 6 month birthday

Love you loads
Mummy x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 03, 2006, 12:54:16 PM
Dear Chloe,
You are sleeping so deeply and peacefully.

Here I come...

*evil cackle*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: mrs hornbag chunter on Dec 03, 2006, 03:14:01 PM
To all the cats of the surrounding streets
we do not run a pussy parlour, not unless your human and fit :P
please stop maiowing at our front door
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kittyfantastico on Dec 03, 2006, 07:52:49 PM
Dear Rider,

Your affection towards me is highly unusual, but a nice surprise


Please be just as nice to phoebe
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: baroque-a-rama on Dec 03, 2006, 08:43:28 PM
My dearest dearest darling precious baby girl.

I hope you're proud that you're the only person ( :-X) I'll ever trample over my self-respect to say that kind of ick to.  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sebastian on Dec 03, 2006, 09:19:47 PM
Dear Mr B

You have lacerated my arm. Again.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rath on Dec 03, 2006, 11:04:36 PM
Dear Kuro,

I bought you a new toy the other day, didn't I? Why are you still chewing my Urd?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 04, 2006, 12:27:15 AM


Dear Kofi sweetheart,

You came in on time tonight  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: banana on Dec 04, 2006, 01:43:07 AM
dear family of earwigs,

so happy that you seem to have settled into my left armpit so well.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kittyfantastico on Dec 04, 2006, 01:50:02 AM
Dear Phoebe,

Stop giving me the 'its time for bed' look.

You know how to tuck yourself into my bed, you dont need me as a pillow all the time surely  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ambriel on Dec 04, 2006, 01:54:52 AM

And please leave my unopened tampons alone.


My friend's two cats once played a very energetic game of run-chase-fling-pounce-catch with a tampon (which they'd managed to free from its wrapping) in front of her husband's boss and his wife. At dinner.  ;D

 :o

Clearly there remains yet some vestige of hope for my intractable pussy posse...  :D

And now I shall sidle casually out of this thread before my muffled chortles alert the baying mob to mischief afoot.

*tiptoes*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brisbane on Dec 04, 2006, 06:05:53 AM
Dear Picnic and George....

We really are going to buy you one day!!

And you Measles....

and you too Kaiser! ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rath on Dec 04, 2006, 06:21:15 AM
KURO!!!!

WTF DID I TELL YOU THE OTHER DAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j33/rath_vermouth/izumi_pissed_v-1.gif)

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Melanie on Dec 04, 2006, 09:18:32 AM
Can't believe I'm posting on this thread


*blinks*

No, I can't either.

I've got to say, I was very shocked and I was ready to start mocking you until I realised my Girlfriend had written to pets we don't even have!!

:-[

Dear Picnic and George....

We really are going to buy you one day!!

And you Measles....

and you too Kaiser! ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Stevie on Dec 04, 2006, 10:03:39 AM
 :o Dear Toby .........

You chewing little bar steward ,,,,, not only have you chewed through my earphones cable but you little cute yet evil boy ... if you carry on chewing through cables you will end up with a dog perm ....

And here you are asleep on my lap like butter wouldn't melt .........

s'good job we are gettin laminate down you little piddle pants!!!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brisbane on Dec 04, 2006, 03:03:17 PM
Can't believe I'm posting on this thread


*blinks*

No, I can't either.

I've got to say, I was very shocked and I was ready to start mocking you until I realised my Girlfriend had written to pets we don't even have!!

:-[

Dear Picnic and George....

We really are going to buy you one day!!

And you Measles....

and you too Kaiser! ;D

We will have them soon! Now we are grown ups...ok, now I am going to be a grown up!!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cheese_Peanuts on Dec 04, 2006, 03:04:29 PM
Dear dust mites...

stop FRIKIN biting me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: GM on Dec 04, 2006, 03:16:08 PM
Dear Megs,
You're such a wonderful, beautiful natured dog member of my family. I love the way you look at me when I'm talking nonsense to you. The way you tilt your head to one side. I love the way you climb upon my knee when I'm sad, you big lump. I love the way you wrinkle your mouth and howl when someone comes to the door. I love the way you lie on your back and hold your toys in your paws while playing with them. The way you lie beside me where ever I am in the house. The way you stand on your back legs and look through the window. The way you squirm and roll on your back, legs akimbo, then falling asleep in that position. The way you run and look for a toy to offer whoever comes home. I love the way you put your front paws around my neck when I kneel on the floor to kiss you.
I love you, you big soft baby dog. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kittenkat on Dec 04, 2006, 05:52:21 PM
Fonz

You are such a cool cat! Youre always gonna be the Alpha male. You kick those two horrible other male cat's arses. Although I would appreciate it if you didnt keep scratching away at my door when im asleep to let you in.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Nem on Dec 04, 2006, 06:33:07 PM
To, My Darling Tyler..

Thank you for choosing me to be your guardian for the last 9.5 years :)...

Letting you go to sleep for the last time on Saturday was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, but as much as it hurt/s, I couldn't have let you suffer.

 I'm going to miss you loads, and your not being here will take a lot of getting used to,  :'( but I'll always remember you for the untold joy you brought me in the time you were here. :) 

Goodnight Duchess, You're the most beautiful dog I ever knew, or could ever hope to know & You will always be "Daddy's girl"!!

 :-* :-*

Dear Penny, Max & Ellie...

I know cats don't do long walks in the forest and you're much more independent than Ty would ever have been... But I love you too!!  :-* :-* :-*


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dalloway on Dec 04, 2006, 08:08:03 PM
(((((((((((((((Nem))))))))))))))))

 :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Nem on Dec 04, 2006, 08:57:22 PM
(((((((((((((((Nem))))))))))))))))

 :'(

Much appreciated... Thank you  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brighteyes on Dec 04, 2006, 09:17:08 PM
Hugs to you Nem xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: GM on Dec 04, 2006, 09:21:16 PM
*More hugs from me too Nem.*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Nem on Dec 04, 2006, 10:22:29 PM
Hugs to you Nem xx
*More hugs from me too Nem.*

Thank you both, very much... I shall save them for when I need them most :)

Knowing you've done the right thing doesn't always make it better, but the kindness of strangers somehow makes it easier to bear! 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Whippy on Dec 05, 2006, 12:19:07 AM
(((((((((((Nem)))))))))))

Nem, reading your post, I decided that maybe Bella isn't so bad after all.

Even if she does roll on dead rats, dig up and eat mouldy pitta breads and take 20 minutes to come when she's called, I wouldn't be without her, and I feel for your loss.

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Nem on Dec 05, 2006, 12:42:04 AM
(((((((((((Nem)))))))))))

Nem, reading your post, I decided that maybe Bella isn't so bad after all.

Even if she does roll on dead rats, dig up and eat mouldy pitta breads and take 20 minutes to come when she's called, I wouldn't be without her, and I feel for your loss.

 :-*

That just made me LOL... all the kinds of things Ty would have done... ;D One of her favourites was to run in whilst I was changing bed linen and leave muddy footprints all over the bed... & I'll never forget the mess she made on Egyptian Linen sheets whilst devouring MY After Eight Mints .. dark chocolate licked deep into the fibre...Yummy!

Good job we love 'em eh?

Special thanks to *Mrs*  Nem too... She had the unenviable task of coping with me on Saturday afternoon & all day Sunday .. You were/are a star  :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 05, 2006, 10:07:37 AM
Dear Chloe,
I see your tail has the "Xmas tree" effect - would you like me to decorate it ? :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Ratty on Dec 05, 2006, 10:30:30 AM
Dear Sydney,
I loved the way you enjoyed your walk in the dark last night. I loved the way you chased the seagulls across the flooded patch and then stood five feet from a heron and failed to notice it - my boy



 <-------Sydney
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: chrissy on Dec 05, 2006, 12:05:41 PM
Dearest Barney

I miss lots and lots sometimes - do I really have the guts and selfishness to steal you away from your other mum though? I wish you lived with me instead.  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Dec 05, 2006, 01:35:27 PM
Dear Slinky & Alfie

I'm not sure now which of you worked out how to open Alfie's crate & the kitchen door.  I suspect you did it between you. From now, the pet food lives in a cupboard.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rosie on Dec 05, 2006, 01:37:11 PM
Dear Duncan,

Please try and remember that you live next door; you are not our cat and our cats are fed up with you moseying into our house like you own it and terrorising them.

hmph!

>:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Dec 05, 2006, 01:42:33 PM
Dear Duncan,

Please try and remember that you live next door; you are not our cat and our cats are fed up with you moseying into our house like you own it and terrorising them.

hmph!

>:(

Have you tried throwing water at him?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladyboy on Dec 05, 2006, 01:44:40 PM
Dear Clash

Please will you stop using the floor in front of the kitchen sink as your toilet!!  Not only do you have a garden but you have a whole frickin wood to go in!!!  You really are not that precious to not go outside!!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rosie on Dec 05, 2006, 01:50:21 PM
Dear Duncan,

Please try and remember that you live next door; you are not our cat and our cats are fed up with you moseying into our house like you own it and terrorising them.

hmph!

>:(

Have you tried throwing water at him?

I have tried throwing many things at him. He's nippy on his feet though, I can tell you!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rosie on Dec 05, 2006, 01:52:10 PM
Dear Hens,

I know the weather's turned a bit nasty and you don't feel much like laying any eggs but I'm warning you that your feed sack is nearly empty and if I don't see some improvement in productivity soon I won't be going to the nice farm supplies shop to get you any more. hmph.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Mistress Vamp on Dec 05, 2006, 02:40:41 PM

That just made me LOL... all the kinds of things Ty would have done... ;D One of her favourites was to run in whilst I was changing bed linen and leave muddy footprints all over the bed... & I'll never forget the mess she made on Egyptian Linen sheets whilst devouring MY After Eight Mints .. dark chocolate licked deep into the fibre...Yummy!


(((((Nem))))) That reminds me of my cat, he reacts to a box of mint matchmakers the same way other cats do to Catnip  ;D

I'd like to say thanks to Mr Slick for adopting me and for giving me endless love and joy  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: spinster with cat on Dec 06, 2006, 10:24:00 AM
dear harry or sebastian- whichever of you is the guilty party,

WHY? why, o why, o why would you pee on my pile of drycleaning? you may have ruined literally hundreds of pounds worth of clothing, most of which is irreplaceable. i note with particular horror that your foul emissions have managed to BLEACH the colour out of my favourite cashmere and silk cardigan.  i feel nothing short of bereaved.
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

yours in complete devastation,
spinster


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Dec 06, 2006, 10:24:39 AM
(((((((((((((((((spinster)))))))))))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rath on Dec 06, 2006, 10:25:54 AM
Dear Kuro,

You looked so adorable after your bath~ ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rath on Dec 06, 2006, 10:27:08 AM
dear harry or sebastian- whichever of you is the guilty party,

WHY? why, o why, o why would you pee on my pile of drycleaning? you may have ruined literally hundreds of pounds worth of clothing, most of which is irreplaceable. i note with particular horror that your foul emissions have managed to BLEACH the colour out of my favourite cashmere and silk cardigan.  i feel nothing short of bereaved.
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

yours in complete devastation,
spinster




(((((spinster)))))

I know how you feel. My Kuro keeps pissing behind the computer :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: jammy dodger on Dec 06, 2006, 03:39:12 PM
Can't believe I'm posting on this thread

BUT

Dear Millie

It's adorable that you roll around and act all soppy whenever I sing along to something or just randomly start singing.  First time it happened, just thought you were a bit nuts.  Now I realise you just like musaq.  It's sooo cute.

PMSL!!!!

I hadnt seen this thread b4!!!
I think she is just a bit nuts!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: aspirateur on Dec 06, 2006, 05:50:48 PM
dear oogie.
no you can't eat ice cream. so stop squealing.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: miki24 on Dec 06, 2006, 05:56:39 PM
Dear ski

I'm sorry I left you and gone 5000 m away, I love you so much and miss you

I hope mom is taking good care of you.

Ps. At least you have a whole room for your self
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 06, 2006, 08:43:37 PM


Dear Kofi,

I wish you weren't out all the time  ::)

Dirty stop out  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 06, 2006, 10:48:53 PM


Dear Kofi,

Glad I got you in early tonight  ::) :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sonico on Dec 07, 2006, 08:58:40 AM
((((Nem))))
I'm glad I had the pleasure of meeting Ty. Bought a tear to my eye. Bless her.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Nem on Dec 07, 2006, 09:51:57 AM
((((Nem))))
I'm glad I had the pleasure of meeting Ty. Bought a tear to my eye. Bless her.

Thanks Son.

Your post brought back memories of her playing in the garden with yourself & Bailey ... It was great to think of her that way, all 'puppy-like' and 'dopey' in the special way that Boxers are!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: pucca on Dec 07, 2006, 03:36:49 PM
Dear KC,
Please leave all my elastic hairbands where I left them. I know they must be fantastic to chew on but i really do need them in a findable, unchewed and dry condition.


Dear Kalli,
I am seriously considering therapy for you darling - cleaning up your food from the placemat and punching holes in cardboard with your teeth in a very neurotic way cant be healthy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 08, 2006, 09:57:07 AM
Dear Chloe,
Stealing jewellery is wrong. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dr Feelgood on Dec 08, 2006, 10:08:41 AM
Dear Spook
The christmas tree is not there for your amusement,please do NOT pull all the decorations off or there may be dire consequences!!!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: AngelFace on Dec 08, 2006, 10:22:44 AM
Dear Pumpkin,

Quit brining mice in and chasing them around the house.  You know I hate picking them up!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo_Bunny on Dec 08, 2006, 10:29:27 AM
dear tripod

aunty jo will be home tonight  ;D

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ambriel on Dec 08, 2006, 01:07:51 PM
& I'll never forget the mess she made on Egyptian Linen sheets whilst devouring MY After Eight Mints .. dark chocolate licked deep into the fibre...Yummy!

Egyptian linen sheets? I trust these were properly ironed?! You know what a bu**er linen is unless you get an iron onto it while it's still damp!

*scuttles away to assess the state of her own bedlinen*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Stevie on Dec 08, 2006, 01:37:07 PM
Dear Toby .........
You are a little tw*t ....
adding insult to injury ... i bring you a treat and find you have done the biggest dump on the man cave carpet.. i don't undertsand .. you are a wee pup .. surely that isn't all out of you.

You have chewed trainers, cables, hairbrushes ... and now you have set about the loofah ....

People a dog is for life... don't get one unless you are very patient and have laminate flooring xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ravenswing on Dec 08, 2006, 01:44:10 PM
Dear Cheyenne and Dakota, walkies time is NOT set in stone, mummy can have a cigarette before we go out!!!

Dear Smudge, you are the male cat, please try and remember that!! You will NOT melt in the rain, a Guinea pig cannot kill you and other people CAN be nice.

Dear Little shit, yes I love you dearly but do you have to keep circuiting through the bathroom window so I have to get up and let you in the back door, once is funny but more than that just gets annoying.

Dear Mia, sitting on my sudoku when I am trying to do it is not funny! nor is sitting on my keyboard and deleting what I have just written!!

Dear Suki, I know it is fun to launch yourself onto my shoulder from the floor but NOT when I am carrying a hot cup of tea!!

Dear Arwen, thank you for the present, he is now safely hibernating in a shoe box, I know you must have been worried he would get cold out there!

Dear rabbits and guinea pigs, yes it is winter so you sometimes get your veggies after dark but rattling the cage and squeeking at me will not make them come any faster.

Dear little field mouse, sweet dreams.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Peppers on Dec 09, 2006, 01:22:36 AM
Dear Bambi,

You are so sweet, sleeping on my knee and snoring.

We must talk about the fact that when we go for walkies, you want to eat grass all the time. Every single time we go out and every single blade of grass.

You can't have an upset tummy all the time  ???
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sonico on Dec 09, 2006, 05:13:15 PM
Dear Bambi,

You are so sweet, sleeping on my knee and snoring.

We must talk about the fact that when we go for walkies, you want to eat grass all the time. Every single time we go out and every single blade of grass.

You can't have an upset tummy all the time  ???

Some dogs take up eating grass as a habit as well as when they feel ill.

Cute little Bambi......  :-*

I've just realised that I always read this thread to get info on the pets that I know. I don't worry so much about the owners but it's good to know that the pets are doing well.

I'll take my sad self away from the this thread now.......
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Joops on Dec 09, 2006, 06:06:20 PM
Dear (Feline) Joops
 
Please lose some weight before next Wednesday.  The vet doesn't believe* that I do NOT give you more than the prescribed dose of obesity management food.  I have never overfed you, never given you human food or treats in the nearly six years we have been together and yet you persist in being fat - 9 kg is not a healthy weight for a cat  :( .

I love you and don't want you to develop all the problems the vet keeps warning me about  :(

Mum  :-*

*But then I didn't believe your first mummy when she said she had never overfed you in the three years she had had you  :(.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 09, 2006, 09:01:01 PM


Dear Kofi,

Heres hoping your new collar with your name and number will stay on you.  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 11, 2006, 12:23:04 AM


Dear Kofi,

Heres hoping you meet Coco in the new year  ;) You are both the same ages you should have a lot of fun together.  :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: jammy dodger on Dec 13, 2006, 07:09:53 PM
Dear Sweetfire's cat

I think you are actually mad, never fear, you are in good company.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 13, 2006, 11:24:45 PM


Dear Kofi,

I hope your Frontline flea treatment works   :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brighteyes on Dec 14, 2006, 12:03:25 AM
Dear Jake,

8 months old and 24kgs... and still lots of growing to do :o ....and that is without your 'nads' ;D Well done you for leaving your stitches alone :)



Dear Buddy,

Bless you, sorry you're so uncomfortable. Maybe trying to eat your stitches as soon as my back was turned wasn't such a good idea, eh? ::) I'll be watching over you all night so don't worry about a thing :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: jinksey on Dec 14, 2006, 03:26:51 PM
Dear Bam Bam.......I will NOT be spending another £612.26 on you again  :o...should you require the vet I will be taking you on my OWN ... so I would seriously think twice about jumping off the roof again.  >:(...remember...officially you are not my cat...you belong next door...you moved in of your own accord...I am not responsible for you...5yrs isnt that long...theyd probably take you back........ :-\...maybe

Ok...now we understand each other......what do you want for christmas?   ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Peppers on Dec 15, 2006, 10:52:39 AM
Dear Milly,

No idea how you got glitter on your nose, but I'm not washing it off. It looks too cute and Christmassy :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 15, 2006, 11:03:17 AM
Dear Chloe,
Green whiskers, eh?
Don't say I didn't tell you... ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 16, 2006, 01:52:29 AM


Dear Kofi,

You are so beautiful  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Dec 17, 2006, 12:32:08 AM
Dear Bjorn,

I don't care if you disapprove of the colour paint I've chosen. It's my bed room, not yours.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dr Feelgood on Dec 17, 2006, 10:39:43 AM
Dear Spook

Our new rug is not a new scratch pad for you to wreck.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sand on Dec 17, 2006, 12:53:45 PM
dear kluku

stop be so silly
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: badger on Dec 17, 2006, 03:35:09 PM
dear badger.....

you have so many issues...... but i love you as my own... :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 17, 2006, 03:48:51 PM
Dear Cosmo,
You appear to have far too many holes... :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 23, 2006, 12:35:05 PM


Dear kofi,

Hope you are good while I am away for Xmas  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Nightingale on Dec 23, 2006, 11:37:22 PM
Dear Dougal,
                 yes it maybe comfortable sleeping on your back with your feet in the air ,underneath your hayrack, but you're a chinchilla, and as such are not supposed to sleep like that.........please desist otherwise i'll have another heart attack when i think you've snuffed it!!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 27, 2006, 11:17:19 PM


Dear Kofi,

Pleased to see you again and be back with you  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 28, 2006, 12:06:26 PM
Dear Chloe,
I hate to shatter your illusions, but all those women last night?
They weren't there just to adore and cuddle you... ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sand on Dec 29, 2006, 10:24:20 PM
come out of that wardrobe!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 29, 2006, 11:39:55 PM
...and turkeys are not for patting... ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladyboy on Dec 30, 2006, 02:06:02 PM
Dear Spike

Please can you let my lie in tomorrow morning... no miaowing like the world's going to end just because you can see a little bit of the bottom of your bowl at 6am.  Many cuddles will be given when I do wake up if you do.

Many thanks



Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kittyfantastico on Dec 30, 2006, 02:07:20 PM
Dear Phoebe,

You're starting to get a bit of a belly, you need to start chasing the birds again.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: SH on Dec 30, 2006, 10:14:01 PM
Dear Buba
ur a gorgeous lil fur...bubble
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: angelfire on Dec 31, 2006, 12:18:56 PM
Dear Millie

That's a cool trick, kinda hurts tho.


(Kitten jumped, wrapped her legs around my arms and just hung there  :D )
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 31, 2006, 01:58:37 PM
Dear Chloe, :D
Can we just run through your night-time duties, as I feel there's a little confusion here.
All you are required to do is: curl up, be cuddled, be warm and furry, purr (if warranted) and sleep.
Hair & face washing (mine), skin perforation, nose manipulation, headboard-etching, wardrobe door testing, running, bouncing, AND ABOVE ALL, SNOGGING, are not in your contract and are surplus to my requirements.

Ta ever so.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: angelfire on Dec 31, 2006, 02:01:19 PM
Dear Millie (again)

The rabbit is not your personal plaything. I understand that it's quite amusing to you that he is in a cage and you're not. But to poke him through the bars is going to cause trouble.

 :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Jan 01, 2007, 10:48:15 PM


Dear Kofi,

Glad I kept you out of the rain today  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Jan 02, 2007, 12:10:45 AM
Dear Alfie

Sorry you got soaked, perhaps we should buy you some wellies & a raincoat.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 06, 2007, 11:32:36 AM
Dear Chloe,
I cannot see the monitor through your a**ehole! >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Jan 06, 2007, 06:43:21 PM
Dear Silkie

Please let me give you your first Insulin injection tomorrow and don't struggle or growl like you did at the vet's.  There's a good cat. And please do well on one insulin injection a day and don't have to have two.  Because I am going to be hard pushed to keep to the schedule.

And when the vet said you were 'slipping away' on the diabetic medication it haunted me all day and made me weep.  Please don't slip away.   :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: byf on Jan 07, 2007, 12:39:18 PM
Dear Tripod,

Enough.  No more lying on her old bed and staring blankly at the wall.  No more territory marking - I know you live here.  She has gone and left you, and you need to move on.  Get out and terrorise the neighbourhood, the way you used to.

Byf
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dr Feelgood on Jan 07, 2007, 12:59:24 PM
Dear Bonnie

Please shut up,you noisy little git!!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 07, 2007, 02:01:52 PM
Dear Chloe,
The point of having a cat is that you sigh less, not more.
And stop making that "clanging" noise. It's so unattractive in a cat. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 07, 2007, 02:07:44 PM
Dear Silkie

Please let me give you your first Insulin injection tomorrow and don't struggle or growl like you did at the vet's.  There's a good cat. And please do well on one insulin injection a day and don't have to have two.  Because I am going to be hard pushed to keep to the schedule.

And when the vet said you were 'slipping away' on the diabetic medication it haunted me all day and made me weep.  Please don't slip away.   :'(

 :'( - that's so sad...good luck with the insulin.
Have IM'd you with something amusing re. cat medication
(Well, it made me laugh at the vets)

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Jan 07, 2007, 07:22:49 PM


Dear Coco and CF,

Thankyou for my Xmas hamper, :)

Love Kofi xx

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 08, 2007, 09:56:13 AM
"Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay,
  Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel you're in my cat today!" :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Jan 08, 2007, 01:18:37 PM
Dear Silkie

Please let me give you your first Insulin injection tomorrow and don't struggle or growl like you did at the vet's.  There's a good cat. And please do well on one insulin injection a day and don't have to have two.  Because I am going to be hard pushed to keep to the schedule.

And when the vet said you were 'slipping away' on the diabetic medication it haunted me all day and made me weep.  Please don't slip away.   :'(

 :'( - that's so sad...good luck with the insulin.
Have IM'd you with something amusing re. cat medication
(Well, it made me laugh at the vets)



hey susanna thanks for your thoughts!  I appreciate it.   :-*  Things have got a bit worse I am afraid.

Dear Silkie

Please please don't die from ketoacidosis but just hang in there til the insulin starts to really work.  I am sorry you keep having to be dragged to the vet in a basket and even in the night to the emergency clinic.  I know you hate it. 

You are the most beautiful tortoiseshell cat the world has ever seen and we need you to stay here on earth.

Really weeping as I type.   But trying to keep cheerful.





Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo_Bunny on Jan 08, 2007, 08:25:20 PM
Dear tripod i am so sorry.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kittenkat on Jan 09, 2007, 02:27:33 AM
Fonz, I love you to pieces!

Honestly, following me out the door and half way down the road to watch me walk round the corner into town... that is just far too cute. I often wonder what the drivers think when they see this cat following me down the road. I dont know how, but i just know that you will be waiting on the drive for me when I return tomorrow!

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cheeky Ali on Jan 09, 2007, 08:48:00 AM
Dear Woof woof...Please stop sulking.  :-\

CA x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 10, 2007, 10:10:48 AM
Dear Cosmo,
It's very sweet of you to meet me at the end of the road. :D
However, for a big butch tomcat, your embarrassingly high greeting squeak is losing you all of your street cred. ::)
No wonder you lose all your fights. :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Stevie on Jan 11, 2007, 02:45:45 PM
TOBY ::: i do not understand the infatuation of pulling dirty underkrackers out of the wash basket and chewing them  :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: byf on Jan 11, 2007, 05:52:11 PM
Dear Tripod,

Enough!  How many times do I have to say it?  Enough of the tragic face and aggressive attitude.  She might pop in for a visit, but you would only get upset if you had to share your bed with her again.  Snap out of it, and there'll be shabbos sheba tomorrow.

Dear Fluffwit,

You're not really bothered by much are you?   You sleep to Olympic standards.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 12, 2007, 10:00:12 AM
Dear Chloe,
I know the monitor is warm, but if you sleep on it you will fill it with fluff and it will overheat and blow up and then where will you be?

*wonders how she will cope when /if I get a TFT monitor* :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: 1984 on Jan 16, 2007, 11:57:37 PM
Dear Wiggy

I have cried with joy that you love me again. I knew my cat psychology would work. I love you to bits and I feel complete again now that we're ok. Although now I have you back emotionally, I miss you all the time.  :(

I've been thinking about the possibility of getting a new kitten, but I don't know if I can give my heart to another cat while you're still alive. I'd feel like I was cheating on you.  :-\

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spider Mo on Jan 17, 2007, 03:46:24 AM
Dear Tank,

I do not want to be your boot slave any longer. Can we please come to some consensual agreement?
 I work everyday whilst you just chill at the house and invite your friends over for mouse cocktails, which I foot the bill for I might add. I allow you to wake me up at 830 sharp every bleeding day of the week just to put your wet food out. I play with you every morning and every night. You have your own freaking room for god sakes and its the sunniest one in the house! You bogart the bed and sleep a little too close to my girlfriend really, and why do you need to sleep that much anyway?
 I stayed home from work the other day and I see how you live now! The only time you are not sleeping is when you are awake and biting me. Why you gotta bite me all the time?Standing behind corners, hunting me. I think you might be pure evil.  Don't you realize if you kill me your lavish lifestyle is over?! we need a safe word that you listen to at least.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo_Bunny on Jan 17, 2007, 10:54:03 AM
Dear tripod if its any help i miss you too. I keep hoping a little three legged thing is chasing after me. Also i need you hear cause i think i have mice. Dear fluffwit i have a feeling you would just chant to the mice. Aunty jo - supplier of shabbos sheba x   
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 17, 2007, 11:47:52 AM
Dear Chloe,

Don't bother polishing it, you're not going out. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Jan 23, 2007, 04:16:35 PM
Dear Rosie

I'm sorry, I know you hate having Stronghold on the back of your neck. But you'd hate fleas more.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Parnell on Jan 23, 2007, 05:50:41 PM
ok as a rule you are not allowed to sleep on my bed !... So when I gave in last night and let you... how did you manage to take up all my side, most of the duvet ... and why did you have your head on my pillow?... that is a def no no !
 ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Jan 23, 2007, 05:53:48 PM
Dear Charley,

I still miss you so much that saying your name out loud makes me cry.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Terri1 on Jan 23, 2007, 06:06:41 PM
Dear Archie

I really love and dislike you at the same time.  I only dislike you because you smell so bad and that you think you are my son (stop f*cking following me, cant I even have a p*ss in peace  >:()

But you protected my from those baddies - so I love ya to death  :-*

* stokes furry tummy whilst holding one's breath *

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Jan 23, 2007, 09:39:02 PM


Dear Kofi,

I love you  :-*

You are such a special little beast  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dr Feelgood on Jan 23, 2007, 11:31:17 PM
Dear Princess

Please stop chewing the bars of your cage.The noise is getting on my nerves.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 24, 2007, 10:03:25 AM
ok as a rule you are not allowed to sleep on my bed !... So when I gave in last night and let you... how did you manage to take up all my side, most of the duvet ... and why did you have your head on my pillow?... that is a def no no !
 ::)

Mine does this, and also sleeps with her cheek on mine. She's like a combination teddy bear/hot water bottle - with sound effects and patty hands. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: illicit6 on Jan 24, 2007, 12:30:04 PM
Dear Zeik

What's the toilet obsession all about??

You are not an arse warmer you're a cat deal with it!

x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Jan 24, 2007, 12:51:58 PM
Dear Silkie

I thought of you while I was in Cornwall, all three days of it.   But i am not pleased you bit and scratched that nice vet receptionist who had you to stay.    I am sorry you were frightened though. 

<----- back to the drawing board.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Jan 24, 2007, 02:40:12 PM
dear sushi

please get better
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: angelfire on Jan 24, 2007, 04:25:07 PM
Dear Millie

It is very very clever that you managed to remove every single Lindt Lindor from the box and spread them round the room as if they were executive cat toys..... but who's got to clear them up now? Huh?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Parnell on Jan 25, 2007, 11:23:58 AM
ok as a rule you are not allowed to sleep on my bed !... So when I gave in last night and let you... how did you manage to take up all my side, most of the duvet ... and why did you have your head on my pillow?... that is a def no no !
 ::)

Mine does this, and also sleeps with her cheek on mine. She's like a combination teddy bear/hot water bottle - with sound effects and patty hands. :D

awww patty hands!

My other one cuddles my head... she massages my scalp with her claws and rubs her fac in my hair! Its sooo relaxing... I think she is a reincarnated Thai head massage lady !
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Terri1 on Jan 25, 2007, 01:33:04 PM
Dear Archie

Why do you insist on growling at the girls when they walk into my room.

I swear to god, you even think about biting them and you are HISTORY  >:(.

Dog stew.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kaon on Jan 25, 2007, 06:29:07 PM
Dear Zero,

Would you please stop marking everything (especially mummy Claire's clothes because she gets very annoyed with me) otherwise it's vets and no puppy making for you youngman.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lemons on Jan 25, 2007, 10:24:23 PM
Dear Liesel, I love you very much, I thought you were a gonna. I hope you are back to your normal nutty self soon  :-*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Jan 27, 2007, 03:34:41 PM
My other one cuddles my head... she massages my scalp with her claws and rubs her fac in my hair! Its sooo relaxing... I think she is a reincarnated Thai head massage lady !

One of mine does that  :D I love it but it drives my partner nuts.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Jan 28, 2007, 05:30:31 PM


Dear Coco,

You are fascinating and you don't need to be scared of me.  :-* Kofi
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Jan 28, 2007, 08:29:00 PM


Dear Coco,

Thankyou for coming round today. Hope to see you again very soon.

Love Miaow and Kofi  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Jan 29, 2007, 11:48:30 AM
Dear Slinky

Stay out of Alfie's bed. You cats can sleep anywhere you want, but he's only got his beds and it's not fair of you to try to take them over.

 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kaelyx on Jan 29, 2007, 08:24:34 PM
Dear Zohar,

Please try to be nicer to your sister, I know you don't like having your tail swatted but she's just more of a kitten still.


Dear Yetsirah,

Please quit teasing your brother and remember I can still see you if you scratch the other side of the couch. And it's very cute when you drink from the dripping kitchen tap.

Love you both.   :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: baroque-a-rama on Jan 29, 2007, 11:34:05 PM
Dear Talloodliscious,

I miss you  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 02, 2007, 09:56:51 AM
Dear Chloe,
I know cats don't appreciate their servants reading.
In fact, I'm sure you believe that by interrupting the eye/book connection you are saving us from a trance so profound that we could die, leaving you foodless.
However, creeping up behind me on the back of the sofa and removing my glasses is GOING TOO FAR MISSY! >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Arctica on Feb 02, 2007, 10:03:34 AM
Dear Chloe,
I know cats don't appreciate their servants reading.
In fact, I'm sure you believe that by interrupting the eye/book connection you are saving us from a trance so profound that we could die, leaving you foodless.
However, creeping up behind me on the back of the sofa and removing my glasses is GOING TOO FAR MISSY! >:( >:( >:(

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 02, 2007, 12:30:33 PM
However, creeping up behind me on the back of the sofa and removing my glasses is GOING TOO FAR MISSY! >:( >:( >:(

I fell asleep on the sofa yesterday wearing my glasses, & Slinky decided to clean them.... at least I think that was the idea  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 02, 2007, 12:41:10 PM
Chloe washes my hair when I'm asleep - it doesn't make it feel any better :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 02, 2007, 01:19:36 PM
Rosie combs mine  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Feb 02, 2007, 02:01:45 PM
Dear Boobear,

I'm coming to see you tonight!  You're going to be soooooooooooooo excited!!  I can't wait!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 02, 2007, 02:10:18 PM
Dear Alfie

I know the cats had wet food this morning and you didn't. You had your treat yesterday. It's not the end of the world. Really.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dalloway on Feb 02, 2007, 04:28:29 PM
Dear Alfie

I know the cats had wet food this morning and you didn't. You had your treat yesterday. It's not the end of the world. Really.

poor Alfie. If it's not one thing it's another for him... :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: rooshka on Feb 02, 2007, 06:34:53 PM
Dear Figaro

I am sorry you trod on a nail

I am sorry it hurts

Please let your foot heals really quickly so we can go out in the forest again

and, finally, can you share some of that K the vet keeps giving you?

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Feb 02, 2007, 06:42:35 PM


Tell Alfie that Kofi has dry food everyday.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Mr Miaow on Feb 02, 2007, 06:43:43 PM
Dear Alfie,

I had salmon dinner tonight ...

Hugs

Coco xx xx xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 03, 2007, 07:45:43 PM
Dear Alfie

I knew you could sniff out the squeaky bone in your bed - even though you'd seen me pretend to throw it into the kitchen. Clever boy.

Three hours' walk in the park should be enough for any dog, let alone one with short legs! Calm down!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Whippy on Feb 03, 2007, 09:42:35 PM
Dear much-missed Cats.

Now that you are both in kitty heaven, maybe try getting along with each other instead of duffing each other up. You never know, it might be fun to learn to play nicely now that you are both kittens again.

We wish you lots of energy and spring in your paws, and lots of exciting garden space to play in, secret places to explore, sunshine to laze in and fishies to eat.

Your mummies think about you and miss you both every day.

 :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 03, 2007, 09:48:58 PM
 :(  ((((((((((((((((Whippy)))))))))))))))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Feb 03, 2007, 09:56:02 PM
dear sushi

antibiotics for three months! and you have to gain 500g

*opens tin of tuna*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: angelstar on Feb 04, 2007, 12:06:04 AM
This thread is fab!!! I have laughed and cried in equal measure! @susanna your cat sounds as loopy as mine! @everyone whos lost a pet/member of their family (as pets are) hugs. Ok heres mine

Dear Smudge
I love and miss you so much. You were such a tiny thing and with us only a short time but the impact you made has left a hole in our lives and even seeing your cage makes me cry still a year on.

Dear Millie
You are a lunatic but I love you. I love the way you rub yourself into the rug with all you paws in the air and then fall asleep and the way you talk to me like you actually understand what Im saying. I love the mad moments where you run around the house and shout at nothing. Best of all I love it when you curl up on my belly and go to sleep. You are too cute for words. However if you continue to insist on closing the door in the middle of the night and then yowling for me to open it again there will be trouble missy! Oh and please explain the obsession with the bathroom? I just dont get it!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 21, 2007, 06:42:01 PM
Dear Alfie

You were a very good boy in the park, and played beautifully with the other dogs. Well done.

But you were a very bad boy last night, barking at our guest Lady Constance like that. If you do that again next time she comes we will get out the water spray.

Raf
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sparkydust on Feb 22, 2007, 01:49:53 PM
Dear Alfie...

We're really sorry about your balls mate, but it had to be done. You'll understand one day. At least you have some kids that you can call your own, and I'm sure the conehead thing will make you a better man.

I'm sorry I don't have any chew sticks too.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: glittergirl. on Feb 22, 2007, 02:03:45 PM
Dear Pumpkin,

I feel really quite silly, posting to you on this thread, but I miss you so much  :-\

I miss you coming in the cat flap and 'talking' to us.  I miss you coming into the bathroom and jumping up on the bath.  I miss holding you.  I miss finding you in bed, under the covers, keeping warm.

There is a huge hole in my heart which I know another cat can't fill.  And so when I find myself thinking about another animal I feel so guilty.

I'm sorry I couldn't be there with you.

I am glad however, that you had your 6 months of freedom, and the garden, and the chance to catch all those mice and birds....

 :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: La Belle Clara on Feb 22, 2007, 02:08:50 PM
 :'( :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: GM on Feb 22, 2007, 02:13:35 PM
 :'( ((((((((Glitter)))))))))  :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: glittergirl. on Feb 22, 2007, 02:14:12 PM
Thanks both.x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Stevie on Feb 22, 2007, 02:19:13 PM
 :'(

Hugs hun ....
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 23, 2007, 01:34:21 AM
Dear Alfie...

 :D Snap... our Alfie's a mini dachshund. What's yours? I hope he's recovering ok.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 23, 2007, 01:34:51 AM
((((((((((((((((Glitter)))))))))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 23, 2007, 09:55:18 AM
(((((((((((((((((Glitter)))))))))))))))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sparkydust on Feb 23, 2007, 10:05:44 AM
Dear Alfie...

 :D Snap... our Alfie's a mini dachshund. What's yours? I hope he's recovering ok.
[/quote 

Our Alfie is a Yorkie.....he seems to be recovering fine apart from he keeps looking to make sure they didn't remove anything other than his 'gone'nads. There are some pictures of our brood posted by Stinkabells, currently we have seven....
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ereednow on Feb 23, 2007, 10:06:15 AM
Dear Olivia,

I don't know if American kitties can read message boards, but since you have an uncanny ability to get into anything...no doubt you will find this! Although I'm sure right now you hate me for leaving you with your grandparents while I've left to study in London for 2 years. I really would collect you this minute if it was possible. I, of course, miss your fat belly and your cute little face. They say you look like a cow and run like an elephant...calicos always get a hard time about their looks...just tell them that normal is not your style. You are a very snuggly kitty and there are times I miss waking up to you snoring on my chest. I'm sure Corky the Cocker Spaniel does not appreciate your attentions the way I do. I miss never being able to leave a loaf of bread or bag of crisps on the counter because you always find a way to eat them, I miss never being able to have a glass of liquid anywhere in the house because you will find it and knock it over, I miss having broken window shades due to your never ending need to watch the birds outside, I miss you attacking my feet, I miss you sleeping in the shower, I miss all the million and one things you do and the things you don't. I feel incredibly quilty about leaving you back home, but you have a big house and lots of company, and I keep telling myself its for the best. And it is, you'll just have to trust your mom. Missing you daily, can't wait to see you at Christmas.


(WOW lol that got long, this thread is so fun)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 23, 2007, 01:41:57 PM
Our Alfie is a Yorkie.....he seems to be recovering fine apart from he keeps looking to make sure they didn't remove anything other than his 'gone'nads. There are some pictures of our brood posted by Stinkabells, currently we have seven....

oh, I saw the pics - VERY cute!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jenny Talia on Feb 23, 2007, 01:55:16 PM
Dear stupid little rats. 

Why do you keep on putting your house upside down so that you can't sleep in it!  Even tying it to the roof didn't work as you untied it again.  And when will you learn that you can't Both sleep in there ::)  Thats why you have two houses!  Get it!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Skull_bone on Feb 23, 2007, 01:56:24 PM
Dear stupid little rats. 

Why do you keep on putting your house upside down so that you can't sleep in it!  Even tying it to the roof didn't work as you untied it again.  And when will you learn that you can't Both sleep in there ::)  Thats why you have two houses!  Get it!!

I heart your rat stories!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Parnell on Feb 23, 2007, 02:18:17 PM
Dear Cindy

There you were a ball of fluff, hiding behind the sofa, hissing and spitting at anyone who tried to touch you. There I was 7 years old patiently sitting for days on the floor by the sofa tempting you with treats and a wiggly lace.

From those days on we were firm best friends. You slept in my room, you cuddled with me under my duvet every night all night, I cried into your fur on several occasions and you always seemed very concerned. When I was ill and in bed for 4 weeks at 12 you kept me entertained with your favourite game.. I throw a marble, you fetch it, drop it on the bed, I throw it again and on and on it went. You know all my teenage feelings and angst.

I hated it when I moved to France  at 18years old for a year and had to leave you with my mum and the other cats and dog!.. You were detached from them as you had been around far longer... I cried out of guilt as i knew you must be lonely and maybe thought I abandoned you. 

As soon as I was back we were just the same (after scratching me.. I deserved it !) I was grown up and you were 11 yrs old by then... you still looked like a kitten.

I moved out a few months later, but always came to see you as you couldnt live with me then.

Then when I was settled in a flat with a partner at 22 we finally lived together again. I was sooo happy.. you seemed so happy, old routines of under duvet cuddles and sunbathing together in garden returned. We had 1 happy year in that flat... then I noticed your balance was going, you slept sooo much and looked so sad.

At the vets you lay quietly on my lap in the waiting room... everyone was exclaiming surprise at the fact that you didnt move from me even though there were dogs around... that was 15 years of love and trust right there (and the fact that you had always point blank refused to go into a cat carrier).

The vet kept you overnight and told me you had Cancer of the Lymph glands.... he gave me drugs to give you and said I would know when the time was right to let you sleep. My heart ached and ached at the thought of you not being around... no-one could understand "god its only a cat" .. I wanted to punch that person.

3 days later after constant cuddles and treats, I knew it was time... I couldnt bear for you to be in pain.

At the vets I held you, kissed you, you died in my arms.

My heart broke... I thought I would never stop crying.

I hope you like the spot I chose to bury you... it was a place with wide open spaces and trees and rabbits to chase.

You were 16, I was 24....Im 32 now. I love my cats that live with me... but you will always have that special place in my heart.


 :'( :'(




Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Feb 23, 2007, 03:00:40 PM
((((((((((((((((((Parnell)))))))))))))))

Sounds like Cindy was very lucky to have you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: stinkabells on Feb 24, 2007, 10:35:14 AM
Millie,
we Love you, but you really need to be a little more independent, please stop dribbling on my forehead at night.

Bailey,
I know you like food, but that crying between your already excessive meal intake is really not nice. It's naughty.

Alfie,
I'm sorry about your balls mate. I'll get you a new bed

Puppies,
please stop chewing the newspaper into shreds

Fifi and Gorden *goldfish*,
That really is a hard surface, don't throw yourselfs at it..

Mummy loves you
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 24, 2007, 12:29:16 PM
((((((((((((((((((((Parnell))))))))))))))))))))))) :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Alex Stabilo on Feb 25, 2007, 12:21:41 AM
Dear Harrykins

I'm very sorry that the annoying next door neighbour came home drunk after the rugby and scared you with all his girly screeching. However, I would like to make it quite clear that this is no excuse to vomit in my shoes.

Please use the bathroom in future or the neighbours front door step.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 25, 2007, 04:30:11 PM
Dear Chloe,
Why did your last effort in the litter tray smell like burnt cabbage? ??? :-\ :-X


<----------over-sharing on my cat's behalf ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: pure evil on Feb 25, 2007, 04:31:54 PM
what a very good husky you are!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dotty P on Feb 26, 2007, 12:35:33 AM
what a very good husky you are!  :-*

*blush*  :) :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Feb 26, 2007, 10:11:18 PM


Dear Kofi,


Thanks for the present. Poor little mouse  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 02, 2007, 10:16:35 AM
Dear Chloe,
I guess it's within the realms of possibility that a thin layer of fish-smelling saliva over my face could have miraculous anti-ageing properties, but somehow I doubt it... :-\ :-X

...also - what's with all the shouting this morning? :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Mr Miaow on Mar 02, 2007, 10:51:32 AM


Dear Darling Coco,

Just because the sun is up does'nt mean I want to get up .............

Go learn to open a fishy smelling pounch ..

 >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Technohobbit on Mar 02, 2007, 05:18:36 PM
Dear Tribble,

Please stop being such a scared baby

Dear Michael,

Stop beating up Tribble

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Mar 16, 2007, 01:00:10 PM
Dear Alfie

Have a good time this weekend, and remember your manners. That especially means being polite to the cat. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: stinkabells on Mar 16, 2007, 01:08:37 PM
Dear Alfie

Have a good time this weekend, and remember your manners. That especially means being polite to the cat. 
;D

Dear Bailey,

You're going to stay with your other mummy for a week.. me and step mummy love you very much though.

Dear Alfie,

STOP IT.... just... be a good boy

Dear Millie,

Your too good for your own good dear.

Dear Charlie,

You can stay

Dear Pip and unnamed skirty puppy, I know you'll be safe and happy!

Dear puppies in general.. STOP FEKIN BARKING AT 6AM!

Dear fish.. im sorry I blocked your light out for two days b4 realising.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: deviant on Mar 16, 2007, 02:21:16 PM
Dear Sylvester, you ginger bastard cat, can you please stop sleeping on my side of the bed and leaving your ginger fur all over the bedding!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Technohobbit on Mar 16, 2007, 02:29:35 PM
(((((tribble))))))

((((((michael)))))

Michael you are a thug!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sylvester the Puddy Tat on Mar 16, 2007, 03:33:52 PM
Dear Sylvester, you ginger bastard cat, can you please stop sleeping on my side of the bed and leaving your ginger fur all over the bedding!

 :o :o :o
 :'(  :'( :'(
 ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: deviant on Mar 16, 2007, 03:49:43 PM
Dear Sylvester, you ginger bastard cat, can you please stop sleeping on my side of the bed and leaving your ginger fur all over the bedding!

 :o :o :o
 :'(  :'( :'(
 ::)

my gf tells me that Sylvester lies on my side cos he like's my smell.....am sick of use up my lint remover on him! maybe he needs a shave..... ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Mar 16, 2007, 03:52:24 PM


Dear Kofi,


I am really upset that you have found a way to open your catflap in the middle of the night  >:( This means I am going to have to get a new catflap and have extra locks on it.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kaelyx on Mar 16, 2007, 07:08:17 PM
Dear Yetsirah,

Please just have the kittens already. I want to go out this weekend but I couldn't possibly leave you in case your labour is difficult and happens while I'm away.  ::) If you hadn't been such a little slag

Can't believe I'm gonna be a granny to little furry creatures.

X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: baroque-a-rama on Mar 17, 2007, 01:03:58 AM
I miss you  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 17, 2007, 06:42:58 PM
Dear Chloe,
How can you sulk backwards? ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Madge Hooks on Mar 17, 2007, 07:39:32 PM
Dear My Pet

You were very good at the vets today and I will give you a special treat. I'm so happy that you are healthy. :D

We need to book you in to have your teeth cleaned, though. You'll love that. ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: baroque-a-rama on Mar 18, 2007, 12:58:21 AM
Dear friend's pet,

sorry you died  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Mar 18, 2007, 02:30:48 PM


Dear Kofette,

So pleased you stayed in last night and didn't try and open your catflap and go out in the middle of the night.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kesstrel on Mar 18, 2007, 03:11:44 PM
Dear Cleo,

You are WrongSideOfTheDoorCat(tm) today.  ::) ::) And stop trying to bury perfectly good food. There are less fortunate cats all over the world who would be grateful for the food in your dish. *tut*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lalalalemon on Mar 19, 2007, 01:41:52 AM
Dear Doggy,

I am missing you so so much, I will be home in two weeks and will smother you with cuddles! I know mummy and daddy look after you amazingly well, and you go for your long runs with daddy that you love, but you don't get cuddles off them! I miss you cuddly monster! See you very soon, with treats and cuddles!
xxxxxxx

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 19, 2007, 11:17:23 AM
Chloe!!! :o :o :o

That fart was enough to curl the laminate flooring! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: c30 on Mar 19, 2007, 11:21:56 AM
Dear Eliot and Scouse..

Please find it in ur heart to stop digging my lawn!!!..

and if u could keep the running of the lenght of the flat down to a minimum or even only do it when im not here i would appreciate it..

i am thinking up new tricks for u both to learn..well for Eliot, cos ur not quite as quick on the uptake are ya scouse but i lovve ya even more because of it.. :-*

Now go and jump on mummy who is still in bed and tell her i want a cup of tea!

Ta x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Aslan on Mar 19, 2007, 11:25:00 AM
Dear Toby ::
Please stop pooing then eating your own poo ....
How you can like the taste of it is beyond me :: also as much as i love you please don't try and get sneaky kisses after said poo eating escapades ...

Your breath smells ... and i will make you eat toothpaste ..

Other than that i love you ...

P.s Chewing your leather lead up really wasn't very clever now you have shot yourself in the foot as how am i supposed to walk you now ??
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Treesoflight on Mar 19, 2007, 06:39:04 PM


Hello M,
I miss you so much but i know you will be really happy being spoilt by them, i miss our time in the mornings and the walks on the beach sharing fish and chips.


 :'( :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: angelfire on Mar 19, 2007, 09:05:39 PM
OMG Millie, I can't believe you've just eaten all that left over pasta off my plate. You are going to get sick.......


<------- reminds self not to leave plate on the floor.



edit. Or NOT eaten the pasta, chewed it up and spat it out around the lounge  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kohl on Mar 19, 2007, 09:14:41 PM
Kaiser why did you have to do it????  It was my fav vase and it was not hurting you...... and why then pull the heads off the flowers????

Note to self put new vase well out of the way of a stroppy cat who is pissed at his mum for not buying the corrct cat food!!

Love ya really Kaisey xx ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Mar 20, 2007, 10:27:08 AM
Dear Alfie

Welcome back. I'm glad you had a good time.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: TCB on Mar 20, 2007, 11:18:20 AM
Dear Stuki,

I said no puking on the new floor... *wags finger at you* >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: deviant on Mar 20, 2007, 11:22:46 AM
Sylvester you ginger b@stard!  Did you not hear me when I told you to stop sleeping in my spot on the bed!  It looked suspiciously like you curled up on my pillow when I left for work this morning...... :(  I will look for the clippers tonite....
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: B.O.B. on Mar 20, 2007, 11:25:38 AM
Dear Speedy

Just because it is getting lighter earlier in the morning, that does not mean time to get up is getting earlier too.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: stinkabells on Mar 20, 2007, 12:11:36 PM
Dear Alfie,

we're going on a choo chi on saturday, please don't vomit or attack anyone or I'll make you go in your box
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Mar 26, 2007, 12:34:11 AM
Dear Alfie

I still can't believe you got quite that excited over frozen parsley  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Mar 26, 2007, 02:37:11 AM
Dear sushi

thanks for the hair ball, made extra special in that i trod on it in the dark in bare feet......
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dalloway on Mar 26, 2007, 01:36:10 PM
Dear Alfie

I still can't believe you got quite that excited over frozen parsley  ::)

you really should feed him y'know  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Styleicon on Mar 26, 2007, 01:42:59 PM
Dear Mr Spoon, you are the most annoying cat in history but I love you...
I especially love it when you steal raw eggs, break into the kitchen and miaw loudly on the side of the bath first thing in the morning before I have had a cup of earl grey.

Dear Mr Oscar, I love it when you hide in the airing cupboard and get cat hair all over clean clothes, and that you have claimed all blankets and dressing gowns as your personal bedding.

I think i'm becoming a reluctant cat lover!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Mar 26, 2007, 01:54:08 PM
Dear Alfie

I still can't believe you got quite that excited over frozen parsley  ::)

you really should feed him y'know  ::)

Oh I know, we neglect him terribly. He only had ONE portion of wet food for breakfast, & when he was going for the parsley it was a whole two hours since dinner....  what's a poor dachshund to do?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Marylin © on Mar 26, 2007, 07:52:30 PM
Dear Randal,

I love you to bits but please could you stop shredding the settee to make yourself a nest to sleep in. :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: jenr on Mar 26, 2007, 08:01:32 PM
Dear Tig,

Please don't be sick anymore.  The food I feed you isn't that bad.

I don't want to have to buy you that IAMS posh stuff because it's too expensive.

If you are not sick tonight I will get you a new piece of string to play with.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Mar 26, 2007, 08:41:16 PM


Dear Kofi,

Well we tried the duct tape and the rubber lining and you still sneaked your way out. I am going to have to shut the kitchen door now at night because I want you to stay in at night.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Mar 26, 2007, 11:25:32 PM
Dear mingleberry...
You have been driving me up the wall for the last two days... your supposed to be an intelligent doggie.... show your intellegence by listening when I ask you to be quiet whilst mummy is thinking! 
I never tell you to shut up, I only ever say be quiet! But if you don't listen I will have to tell you to shut up cause mummy needs to work!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Mar 28, 2007, 08:06:23 PM



Dear Kofi,

You are such a bundle of joy  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Styleicon on Mar 28, 2007, 08:18:24 PM
Dear cats u r making me feel better already, :-)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bilii on Mar 28, 2007, 08:43:02 PM
Dear cats u r making me feel better already, :-)
That's cause they wuff you   ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Ruby on Mar 28, 2007, 08:43:29 PM
Dear Merlin,

Eat your bloody food, boy. :(

Dear Mabel,

Tired, are we? :D

Dear Lana,

Hello Poodle. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: deviant on Mar 29, 2007, 10:58:23 AM
Sylvester - I'm going to have to take you to Harmondsworth tonite for more bllod tests - please do not bite the vet when she takes your temperature....
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Apr 03, 2007, 08:01:15 PM


Dear Kofi,

What do you do all day? when you're out?

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: jenr on Apr 03, 2007, 09:51:59 PM
Ben,

You are so sweet.

Tigger,

You are just a moody little old man, but you are so snuggly.

XX
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Namaste on Apr 03, 2007, 11:22:38 PM
Dear Lucy...

I'm coming home baby!!!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spider Mo on Apr 04, 2007, 03:52:56 AM
Dear Tank,

Dude really, scratch marks on my arms are not cute at my age. You keep me up all night with your shananigans and I'm starting to look a little strung out.

I can't figure out why your'e so angry all the time. I mean its not like you have a job . I'd get you a boyfriend or something but I don't need you teaching the other cat your bad ways. Besides really I 'm afraid you might kill the thing.

Just chill out homie. I can't let you out of the house , you might get hit by a car or eat poison or maybe another cat would show you what a bad ass really is. So until you learn to unlock the door and not just open it, man, its you and me. For life. I hope you did the dishes today.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Robiloo on Apr 04, 2007, 11:29:17 AM
Dear Alfie,

why have we had a week of dry days? Are you trying to impress.. or have you found a corner noone knows about? Like a secret wardrobe with a dog pee pee place in it. Please tell me.. I just don't believe you've changed your hideous ways.


Dear Bailey,

Your majorly cute and I know your missing Lorny but we're going to see if she wants to park play at the weekend sometime.


Dear Millie,

Please don't get poorly again

Dear fish,

I just remembered you haven't been fed for two days.. I'm coming!

Dear Chessie... your mummy may collect you tomorrow

Dear Pip.. I'm keeping you no matter how crazy they think I am.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: teasel79 on Apr 04, 2007, 11:31:48 AM
Dear Gerald, my papier mache giraffe,

Please stop eating the plant next to you.  Mother will not be pleased.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rath on Apr 05, 2007, 07:18:12 PM
Dear Cats,

So very sorry. I'm out of cat food and I forgot to put it in mom's shopping list. You'll have to make do with whatever mom's giving you.

Dear Kuro,

Yes. You too.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cheeky Ali on Apr 05, 2007, 07:47:47 PM
Dear Doggy...You are ignoring me.  :-\ :'(

CA x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lucy on Apr 06, 2007, 01:13:49 PM
Dear Fluffy.... You eat to much and i cant afford you
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 06, 2007, 03:21:02 PM
Dear Chloe, >:(
Did you have to lick the barely-healed split on my lip at 5.30 this morning? >:(
There was blood everywhere! >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Apr 06, 2007, 06:43:09 PM


Dear Kofi,


I love you  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Namaste on Apr 06, 2007, 07:59:28 PM
Dear dog...

Please stop breathing on me.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cheeky Ali on Apr 06, 2007, 11:55:45 PM
Dear Doggy...You have been fab today.  I lub you!

CA x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 08, 2007, 11:17:00 AM
Dear Chloe,
STOP MOANING! >:(
Just 'cause you had eight women fawning over you on Friday, you now think you're some kind of princess. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Apr 08, 2007, 11:52:36 AM
Dear Chloe,
STOP MOANING! >:(
Just 'cause you had eight women fawning over you on Friday, you now think you're some kind of princess. ::)


Ahhhhh how sweet  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Apr 08, 2007, 03:36:08 PM


I love the way you talk to me Kofi cat :) :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: the matrix on Apr 08, 2007, 09:17:18 PM
I hope your having a good time at home and me and your other mum are looking forward to seeing you tomorrow again!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jenny Talia on Apr 09, 2007, 08:31:36 PM
Dear shits.

Sorry I left you in the care of my gf for ten days.  Im so glad she shared her kebab with you.

Not so glad that she felt the need to rearrange your whole cage.  Believe me I was distressed too.

Don't think that my being away was any excuse for you to torture that poor locust.  Iv said it once and I'll say it again.  Eat the bloody locusts HEAD FIRST.  I can't stand to see them suffer!!!!!!

Next time it happens it will be bath time >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: paypie on Apr 09, 2007, 10:32:14 PM
Dear shits.

Sorry I left you in the care of my gf for ten days.  Im so glad she shared her kebab with you.

Not so glad that she felt the need to rearrange your whole cage.  Believe me I was distressed too.

Don't think that my being away was any excuse for you to torture that poor locust.  Iv said it once and I'll say it again.  Eat the bloody locusts HEAD FIRST.  I can't stand to see them suffer!!!!!!

Next time it happens it will be bath time >:(

whoa, i feel a little distressed after reading this too... for all parties involved.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Robiloo on Apr 09, 2007, 10:41:03 PM
Dear Alfie,

I'm sorry I'm not strong enough to cope at the moment. I'm sorry you have to go and live with Uncle John, I hope one day you'll understand.

Dear Bailey,

Your nana will look after you.

I shall be petless soon. :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Apr 09, 2007, 11:50:03 PM
Dear Chloe,
STOP MOANING! >:(
Just 'cause you had eight women fawning over you on Friday, you now think you're some kind of princess. ::)

Dear Chloe

You are a princess, and don't let your mother slave tell you otherwise!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lucy on Apr 10, 2007, 12:28:27 AM
Dear Tibby,
you are making my underwear full of your fur
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 10, 2007, 11:29:38 AM
Dear Tibby,
you are making my underwear full of your fur

Now, is she borrowing your underwear or are you just keeping her warm?

PS: Chloe,
Don't be surprised if I hate you today...

*Props eyelids open with matchsticks*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Apr 11, 2007, 11:45:22 AM



Dear Kofi,

Naughty staying out last night. You better not do that when I go away for a week.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Apr 12, 2007, 12:06:50 PM
Dear   
(http://mysite.orange.co.uk/mckaymelanie/images/5-picture8.gif?0.20463499241349148)

Miss ya.

 :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: TCB on Apr 12, 2007, 12:08:30 PM
 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: La Belle Clara on Apr 12, 2007, 12:10:11 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 20, 2007, 07:21:53 PM
Dear Chloe,
Do you have to wipe your nose on my hand when I'm trying to use the mouse? >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spider Mo on Apr 20, 2007, 10:40:30 PM
Tank,

Really. Did you have to bite me the other night when I had the flu and was throwing up? I mean that's just cold. And to think just a week earlier I was feeling bad becasue you actually broke off some love after I wrote about how evil you are. YOu are 85% evil. I think something is seriously wrong with you. Do you need kitty mood stabalizers? Perhaps its time we went to the doctor.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 22, 2007, 10:41:11 AM
Dear Cosmo,
I am overwhelmingly, phenomenally, unutterably glad that I spotted the rat clenched proudly between your jaws before I opened the door last night.
However, I do wish you hadn't left its hindquarters and one kidney on the doorstep for me this morning. :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Apr 23, 2007, 11:54:43 AM


Dear Kofi,

Pleased that your eyes were ok at the vet today and that you got worming tablets and Frontline flea treatment.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Robiloo on Apr 23, 2007, 12:33:33 PM
Dear Mr Pipple.

Stop it... stop it.. and sleep.. Please. Just sleep.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gentle_Whisper on Apr 23, 2007, 12:40:28 PM
Dear Chloe,
Do you have to wipe your nose on my hand when I'm trying to use the mouse? >:(

I can so relate  ;D :-X


Dear Mr BJ,

"Short haired and dark."

Please make that your daily affirmation, you long haired , white, molting fluff ball  >:(




GW xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jenny Talia on Apr 23, 2007, 01:18:59 PM
Dear furry little monsters.

I wish you could have been friendly to our dinner guests last night >:(

After all, you were getting some of the dinner.

 >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: B.O.B. on Apr 23, 2007, 01:30:40 PM
Dear furry little monsters.

I wish you could have been friendly to our dinner guests last night >:(

After all, you were getting some of the dinner.

 >:(

I dreamt about your pets last night, except that you had loads - rats, mice, pigeons, ducks, lizards, snakes etc.  Your flat backed onto mine and they kept getting onto our roof terrace and terrorising our cat.  Very strange.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: JuicyCrone on Apr 23, 2007, 05:32:39 PM
Dear Marble, Pugwash and Shadow

I couldn't have got through the last week without your snuggly, purring little selves - thank you.

 :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 25, 2007, 01:21:30 PM
"Dear" Chloe >:(,
Trying to perforate and/or snog me when you can't sleep is bad enough, but finding whatever it was under the bed that went "boing-clang" and "boing-clanging" it was the final straw.
So you had to be shut in the kitchen.
Your revenge was to greet me this morning with a smirk and a pile of vom.
WE. ARE. GOING. TO. SERIOUSLY. FALL. OUT. >:( >:( >:(

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Namaste on Apr 25, 2007, 09:16:12 PM
Dear Lucy and Kyra

I hope you are doing well, I miss you.

Love your loyal pet human, Puca!

 ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: jenr on Apr 25, 2007, 09:29:07 PM
Good boys x x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jenny Talia on Apr 25, 2007, 11:22:07 PM
Dear furry little monsters.

I wish you could have been friendly to our dinner guests last night >:(

After all, you were getting some of the dinner.

 >:(

I dreamt about your pets last night, except that you had loads - rats, mice, pigeons, ducks, lizards, snakes etc.  Your flat backed onto mine and they kept getting onto our roof terrace and terrorising our cat.  Very strange.

 ;D ;D ;D

That made me laugh.  I think my gf often has nightmares about my pets too ::)

Anyway...

Dear monsters,

why are you scratching...?  The day is inching closer to when you have your next bath >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: byf on Apr 28, 2007, 09:52:41 AM
Dear Fluffwit,

It is lovely when you go through one of your short-lived phases of adoring me, but I am finding your attention a little overwhelming.

Waking up with 15 pounds of cat standing on my jugular vein, purring and staring adoringly into my eyes was a shock. 

I am finding it difficult to type with you lying across both my arms.

I've fed you already.  Could I just have some me time?

B
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 28, 2007, 09:57:38 AM
Overwhelming cat-love is hard to take sometimes.
Especially if you want to move.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dalloway on Apr 28, 2007, 11:18:01 AM
Dear Alfie,

thank you so much for helping me with my laundry this morning. How clever of you to find the fruitiest pair of socks in the pile and then you run off with them.
And left them on your bed.

love your new ma x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kittyfantastico on Apr 28, 2007, 01:57:39 PM
 Dear Millie, in season already  :o

Youngsters grow up so fast nowadays (are you part chav?)   :-\

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: chiltern on Apr 28, 2007, 08:25:11 PM
Dear Poppy,

I do hope you will be friendly to the boxer puppy that we are going to collect later this evening! Said puppy will be almost twice your size, but is still a puppy nonetheless.

Dear Pippa,

The puppy is not a chew toy!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sylvester the Puddy Tat on Apr 28, 2007, 11:17:11 PM
Dear (my mate's pet pug) Alfred,

It was so wonderful to see you last night and I'm glad you liked my present. I'm very impressed that you mangaed to break it so quickly !

 :-*




Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Apr 29, 2007, 12:53:48 AM
Dear Alfie,

thank you so much for helping me with my laundry this morning. How clever of you to find the fruitiest pair of socks in the pile and then you run off with them.
And left them on your bed.

love your new ma x

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: the matrix on Apr 29, 2007, 02:28:55 PM
Hope your having a great time oooop north!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jenny Talia on Apr 29, 2007, 02:34:05 PM
Dear furbags,

Why won't you play with me anymore  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kittyfantastico on Apr 29, 2007, 02:45:30 PM
Dear Kya,

I hope you enjoyed your walk to Morden Hall park, it was quite funny when that random man filmed you running through the stream to fetch your ball.

again Im sorry for losing the ball  :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on Apr 30, 2007, 03:30:22 PM
Dear Rosie

Thank you for combing my hair this morning, but next time don't worry about the scalp massage.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo_Bunny on Apr 30, 2007, 05:32:45 PM
Dear Fluffwit,

It is lovely when you go through one of your short-lived phases of adoring me, but I am finding your attention a little overwhelming.

Waking up with 15 pounds of cat standing on my jugular vein, purring and staring adoringly into my eyes was a shock. 

I am finding it difficult to type with you lying across both my arms.

I've fed you already.  Could I just have some me time?

B

dear fluffwit

your aunty jo is coming to stay with you, so no jumping on my jugular vein, have we got this clear. 

dear tripod

behave yourself in my company - otherwise there will be words!!

aunty jo xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: rooshka on Apr 30, 2007, 06:05:18 PM
Tank,

Really. Did you have to bite me the other night when I had the flu and was throwing up? I mean that's just cold. And to think just a week earlier I was feeling bad becasue you actually broke off some love after I wrote about how evil you are. YOu are 85% evil. I think something is seriously wrong with you. Do you need kitty mood stabalizers? Perhaps its time we went to the doctor.

Dear Tank

leave Spider Mo alone or I will have to come over there to have one of our special chats  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dalloway on May 01, 2007, 09:57:29 AM
Dear Alfie,

I didn't know it was possible to wash one's bottom and scratch one's ear at the same time.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on May 01, 2007, 12:57:59 PM
Dear Alfie,

I didn't know it was possible to wash one's bottom and scratch one's ear at the same time.

He's a dog of many talents...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on May 01, 2007, 01:48:46 PM
Dear Bebop - I miss you. :-* :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jenny Talia on May 03, 2007, 12:46:16 PM
Dear furry little monsters,

Sorry I felt the need to throw you in the bath.  I deserved every one of my many scratches.

You did smell tho. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on May 03, 2007, 01:21:24 PM
Dear Rosie

You used to love tuna. Why do you only like dry food now?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Robiloo on May 03, 2007, 01:27:24 PM
Dear Bailey-anna,

Your so so grumpy today.. whats wrong? tell mamma. Your biting Alfie at night, I could tell this morning he was clearly upset and subdued. Pip is so small.. I'm scared you'll make him lose an ear. Please cheer up! I can see your ears poking  up from behind the pile of cushions.

Dear Millie-popples,

I know you miss your nana but it will be okay, please keep up on the eating, you were getting so so healthy.

p.s we're keeping the lead on because that display you made yesterday when you ran into the neighbours house and woke up the lady who's just had a baby! was very very naughty. tut.

Dear Alfie-Ralphy,

Your being such a good boy. No urinating, no carpet/wallpaper destruction. What's happened? What are you biding your time for.
I know you love me.. but please can I have my left shoulder back to life?

Dear Mr. Pipple,

I love you, your insanely cute and loving but I'm afraid this toilet training malarcy isn't working out. I think Its time to have a strict talk. Stop biting Aunty Millie-popples, stop torturing mummy Bailey-anna and accept that daddy Alfie Ralphy hurts when you bite his willy.

Dear FiFi and Gordon,

Feeding time!

Mummy loves you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Namaste on May 03, 2007, 01:32:15 PM
Please don't die too soon... I want to say goodbye.  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on May 03, 2007, 10:02:07 PM
Dear Alfie

Well done. I want to hear all about your trip to the seaside  :D

xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A1fie on May 04, 2007, 10:10:14 AM
Dear Alfie

Well done. I want to hear all about your trip to the seaside  :D

xxx

I'll take some photos  8)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on May 04, 2007, 12:18:28 PM
Dear Alfie

Well done. I want to hear all about your trip to the seaside  :D

xxx

I'll take some photos  8)

  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dalloway on May 05, 2007, 10:52:17 AM
Dear Alfie,

I cannot believe you did that thing with my knickers this morning. I know you love me, but that was too much!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rafaella on May 05, 2007, 10:30:07 PM
Dear Alfie,

I cannot believe you did that thing with my knickers this morning. I know you love me, but that was too much!
:o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on May 06, 2007, 04:33:44 PM


Dear Kofi,

Have to wash your bedding tonight  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on May 16, 2007, 03:52:42 PM


Dear Kofi your karate jumps are stunning  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Robiloo on May 16, 2007, 03:54:31 PM
Dear Alfie,

I miss you so much  :'( :'(

Dear Millie-popples, Bailey-anna and Mr. Pipple,

stop scratching.. £60 on frontline is enough..

Mr. Pipple.. not another poo *runs to clean*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: rainfly on May 16, 2007, 05:01:15 PM
Dear Kylie I MISS YOU! I MISS YOU EVERYDAY! TU ME PROTEGAIS ET M'AIMAIS COMME PERSONNE D'AUTRE! Don't ever stop visiting me, i know when you're there, i can feel your presence, i love you xxx

Dear Cat i'm sorry! Thank you for always being there for me xxxxxx Je t'aime x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kesstrel on May 28, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
Dear Cleo-Kit,

Sleeping in your cat carrier is not going to make it miraculously go back to Scotland. But I'm sure that she is thrilled that you love it there :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Xof on May 28, 2007, 11:47:30 PM
Dear Bambi

YOu stink like a fish all the time. Sort out your hygeine.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Jun 01, 2007, 07:30:11 PM


Dear Kofi,

Glad I removed the cots on your bottom sorry you miaowed like anything x :-* but its done now and your bottom is all fluffy again x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Whippy on Jun 01, 2007, 10:26:22 PM
Dear Bella, Peanut and Patty.

How come you ALL have campylobacter?

Dear Goldfish.

Please tell me fish can't get campylobacter.

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Jun 18, 2007, 08:55:24 PM


Dear Kofi I love it when you do your little karate jumps  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: GM on Jun 20, 2007, 10:20:33 PM
Dear Megan,
Happy Birthday you wonderful, wonderful baby dog you. :-* :-*

I'm so glad you like your presents. I don't think I've heard you so vocal with a toy before. ;D

You're such a special member of the family, I love you so much. :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dalloway on Jun 20, 2007, 10:22:03 PM
Dear Megan,
Happy Birthday you wonderful, wonderful baby dog you. :-* :-*

I'm so glad you like your presents. I don't think I've heard you so vocal with a toy before. ;D

You're such a special member of the family, I love you so much. :-* :-*


 :-* :-* to Megan. A fantastic, lovely dog.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: GM on Jun 20, 2007, 10:25:06 PM
Dear Megan,
Happy Birthday you wonderful, wonderful baby dog you. :-* :-*

I'm so glad you like your presents. I don't think I've heard you so vocal with a toy before. ;D

You're such a special member of the family, I love you so much. :-* :-*


 :-* :-* to Megan. A fantastic, lovely dog.

Thank you Ms Dalloway, I'm glad you think so too. :D

She asks when can she see you again and get to meet Alfie? :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ereednow on Jun 21, 2007, 01:08:50 PM
Dear Olivia the fat cat,

It was nice to see your pictures this morning. I've not seen you now for 6 months. I hope you are happy and healthy living with my parents. It might be a bit rude of me...but I think you've put on weight. I'll have to speak to your minders about that!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jacinlondon on Jun 22, 2007, 12:04:49 AM
Dear Felix...
Why do you feel the need to piss everywhere .....cept for the litter tray??... I'm so over doing laundry today and you have to pee on my fresh load of clothes... meh!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cheeky Ali on Jun 22, 2007, 12:34:49 AM
Dear Doggy...You not in my room tonight.  Pah!  Just cos I didn't buy you a toy innit.  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Sep 17, 2008, 03:24:22 PM
Dear Mingleberry,

How lucky are you to have such lovely people looking after you  ;)
Title: Re: Dear Rusty-the-dog
Post by: Rubyfruit on Sep 17, 2008, 04:22:40 PM
I miss you when I am at work. Maybe I will buy you a little brother or sister to keep you company when / if I move to that big house in the country
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: biggayl on Sep 17, 2008, 04:32:29 PM
Dear Chairman Meow and Lady Marmalade
You are the most fabulous cats! I love ow sweet and affecionate you are Lady, and how cute and angry you are Chairman.
I can't wait to celebrate your adoption day with you later this month.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Sep 17, 2008, 06:23:17 PM
Dear Chairman Meow and Lady Marmalade
You are the most fabulous cats! I love ow sweet and affecionate you are Lady, and how cute and angry you are Chairman.
I can't wait to celebrate your adoption day with you later this month.

Will there be fresh fish? I gave my first cat the most fabulous 15th birthday party about 10 years ago. I hope Chairman Meow and Lady Marmalade have a similarly glamorous celebration to look forward to.

Welcome to GB, biggayl.  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Sep 17, 2008, 06:28:14 PM
Dear Diesel and Hugo,

Did I mention that I might be getting a dog  :o :o

Oops obviously not !

Just a thought so dont panic
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Sep 18, 2008, 12:14:58 AM
Dear Bjorn,

Please don't go AWOL five minutes before we're due to leave for the v.e.t

You do need to go and you do need antibiotics. You don't need to shout and hurl abuse at me all the way there and all the way back.

Thanks muchly (she says hopefully)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Sep 18, 2008, 01:51:17 AM
Dear roger and ruby
where would i be without you
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spider Mo on Sep 18, 2008, 03:43:27 AM
Dear Santiago,

Dude...your'e killing me. Why do you need to scratch on the window at 1am again at 2am and then 3 and 5am? You know I have to go to work so you and Tank can continue to live it up at the flat! Its not like you are on the outside of the window trying to get in. Furthermore...There's 4 other rooms you could do that weird behavior in. Why's it gotta be my bedroom?!
Seriously man you are a year and half old now. Its time to settle down. Im not as young as I used to be. I need sleep homie. How about instead of sleeping all day, you get a job or something?

Dear Tank,

How is it possible you have any fur left on your body? All I do is clean cat hair from the carpets and my clothes in huge amounts. Are you inviting the neighbors kids over again to party while Im at work? Im not made of money you know. You should get a job also.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: savvy on Sep 18, 2008, 12:36:32 PM
Dear Miss Hiss,
You may have been a bit of a shock at first - I was expecting a tamagotchi for my birthday, or at most a goldfish - but I've grown to love your snaky ways and we seem to be getting on swimmingly (slitheringly?) these days. Thanks for putting up with your holiday in Scotland so well, and I'll get you a new climbing branch asap.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Nice Guy Eddie on Sep 18, 2008, 01:46:38 PM
Dear Jennie,

I miss you, it's been a year now since you went to sleep but I still miss you. 16 years is a long time to have you as my best friend. Remember when you used to get into bed with me? And then as your legs got worse I had to lift you up for a cuddle, and then when you couldn't even really stand anymore I had to lay down next to you on the floor. It broke my heart cos you were always so full of energy and then suddenly you weren't anymore.

Mum misses you too and still crys even now, and despite what he says, Dad does as well - he likes to keep these things hidden, but I remember catching him hands and knees cuddling you when you were ill. He loved you very much, just like we all did.

I hope you're having a whale of a time up there with all the other doggies, I bet you're dining on the best steak and have the best toys!

 :-* :-*


Dear Moses,

Where did you go? I like to think you went and found yourself a new home. I hope that's what you did, that's what I'm gonna believe anyway.

 :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Sep 18, 2008, 06:01:07 PM
Dear the cat with 7 names
I'm glad you like popping candy! you made me laugh so much!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Sep 18, 2008, 06:10:13 PM
Dear Prim

You are twice as pretty as any of the other cats outside our family group. It means nothing more than that I am incorrigibly shallow when I chat up strange cats on the street or that little Chloe in our back garden. You are family and family always comes first.

Mum
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tiff badhairdo on Sep 18, 2008, 06:45:37 PM
Dear Squiff,

when I look at piccies of you I can still feel your soft fur on my lips and still recall how good you smell. I miss you little dude. You were a big part of my life for a sizeable chunk of it to press. There will never be a smoggley like you, not ever. They broke the mold when they made you and they broke my heart when they took you.

Laterz, my little frog-catchin' butterfly chasin' two-tone terrorbags xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: SAWF on Sep 18, 2008, 10:14:45 PM
Dear Cat

what's with the 5 am wailing the house down thing?

and how come I'm waking up to find a purring pussy in the bed.... :o :o

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Sep 18, 2008, 11:50:30 PM
Dear C & J

Please don't be poorly just as I am about to go on holiday.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Sep 19, 2008, 10:29:25 AM
Dear Bjorn,

Please don't do a disappearing act again. You really should go down the vets.

Please don't cross a busy road and railway line to come and visit us again either. I know you know the green cross code but still...

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Sep 19, 2008, 05:36:01 PM



Dear K its your birthday soon  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kittyfantastico on Sep 20, 2008, 02:53:06 PM
Dear Porkki,

you arn't mine but I SO wish I could keep you. If only the quarantine laws weren't so damn strict  >:(  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Sep 24, 2008, 06:12:47 PM
Dear Chloe,
Please stop wiping your nose on the back of my hand.
Not only is it gross, but it's making my mouse go all over the place. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: TF on Sep 24, 2008, 06:23:10 PM
Dear FuckNuts,
If your legs are hurting that much STOP friggin walking up and down the room you plank  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Sep 24, 2008, 06:59:38 PM
Dear Heathcliff,

RIP :( You were a soldier among fish.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Sep 24, 2008, 07:07:01 PM
dear roger
ive sent your picture in to thelondonpaper for the third time
no fucking idea why they won't use you, you're gorge!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: VanishingSpell on Sep 24, 2008, 09:38:18 PM
Dear Q

I know winter is coming and cold wind makes you act stupid, but be nice to her tomorrow ...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Sep 24, 2008, 11:44:15 PM
Dear pooch,
the the loud snoring coming from your direction tells me your new bed passes the test.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Sep 25, 2008, 03:15:24 PM
Dear My-My,

Your creeping into my bed in the mornings is making me late for everything.

You know I can't disturb you when you look so peaceful.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Parnell on Sep 25, 2008, 04:37:36 PM
Dear my girls :-* :-*

*squidge*  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: annieannb on Sep 25, 2008, 06:51:05 PM
Dear Gria,
stop bitting Roxie, she doesn't want to play.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Sep 25, 2008, 08:35:25 PM
Dear Jelly.

You're spoiling us.
Don't stop.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Sep 26, 2008, 11:13:07 AM
Dear Boobear

Be a good girl this weekend.  Mummy will miss you.  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Little_Nene on Sep 26, 2008, 11:21:11 AM
Dear Ivory

Please dont eat more of my bed when i'm out tonight I'm running out of sleeping space.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Sep 26, 2008, 06:26:32 PM
Dear Chloe,
That was my neck you inserted your claw into! >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Parnell on Sep 27, 2008, 12:17:38 PM
Dear mumma cat

Thanks so much for the mouse gift you just presented me with.
At least this one was dead so I didnt have to spend an hour trying to catch it!

You looked so proud :D
It was kinda gross really :-\

xxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: SAWF on Sep 27, 2008, 01:29:15 PM
dear hound

I have an alarm clock to wake me up in the mornings..

thank you for the wet slobbering and licking of my ear, but think I prefer the clock ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: TF on Sep 27, 2008, 02:29:34 PM
Dear Mutley,
She's not your GF she's my GF, stop hogging all her attention you little shitbag....
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Sep 27, 2008, 02:42:22 PM
Dear Pussy Posse

You are all Simply The Best. I am so proud of you I get that leaky-eye thing going on when I think of you.  :-*

Mum
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Sep 27, 2008, 03:35:17 PM
Dear My-My,

I bought you a bed of your own! Why won't you sleep in it?

My lovely chair is all fleasy now.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: pornographic priestess on Sep 27, 2008, 08:07:08 PM
Dear Bo

I love you so, so, SO much.

That's all.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lizard Just Lizard on Sep 28, 2008, 01:42:44 AM
Dear Charlie,

You really are lovely. Thanks for the cuddle.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Sep 28, 2008, 04:12:45 AM
Dear Bo

I love you so, so, SO much.

That's all.

Dear PP

Is that my boy  ::) being unfaithful to me by loving up to you? I have a Bo, too!

And he loves *me* so, so, SO much.

Not that there's any need for me to be competitive since there are obviously enough Bos to go round...  ;)

Love,
Sal
x

Dear Bo,

If you are *going* to have a thing about blondes, do you think might have warned me in advance? I mean, after all we've been through together, eh, eh?

Hmph!  ::)

*flounces*

Mum
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Sep 28, 2008, 05:43:17 AM
Dear Lindsy, please do not wake me up at such an ungodly hour making panicking noises like you really really REALLY do have to go to the toilet, only for me to find you cuddled up on my bed sleeping deeply after I had chucked my clothes on, you know darn well that I can't do this go back to bed thing. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Sep 28, 2008, 09:51:25 AM
Dear Crimbo Cat
Why is it after I have spent the summer putting you on a diet, slinging you out of the house at every available bit of fine weather so you can't sleep the day away and playing with you so you loose some of the 3 kilos you were supposed to loose before we have to see the vet again you find some new cat in the road to bully and steal their food, so you have now put back on the weight you lost!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Sep 28, 2008, 09:56:10 AM
Dear Zen Dog
Why is it that while posting the above post you have to find the one piece of poo in the garden that I have not removed, stand in it, and then treck it all over the lounge carpet!
Which means I have to take you outside, scrub your feet and then have to put the carpet shampooer over the carpet (at 8:30 on a Sunday morning), whilst I have an awful cold!
Grrrrrr!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kittyfantastico on Sep 28, 2008, 10:21:10 AM
Dear Tim Tim,

I know you were never mine but we've spent the last 3 weeks bonding and now you've been adopted  :-\. Im happy you got rehomed (dont let Rufus boss you about) but I'll miss you buddy.
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Post by: oogleberry on Sep 28, 2008, 01:05:11 PM
Dear mingle,

you really do like those big boys don't you?
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Post by: Salamander on Sep 28, 2008, 04:33:53 PM
Dear Bo

When you barge into my personal space from your side of the bed with no regard for the fact that I am trying to read, and headbutt my arm until it bends at the elbow, and snuggle up into the crook of my arm, and finally lay your head on my arm with a contented sigh, it makes me feel really happy. I love it that you are so cuddly and sweet with me, and even more so because nobody else gets to see that - and *they* all think you are big butch stroppy so-and-so.  :-*

Mum
x
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Post by: TF on Sep 30, 2008, 08:32:41 AM
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Post by: dvo on Sep 30, 2008, 10:11:17 AM
I am really really uncomfortable with the anger in this post being expressed towards an animal.
I actually feel concern for the animal in question :(
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Post by: Little_Nene on Sep 30, 2008, 11:16:26 AM
Dear Ivory
Can you please stop trying to eat the plug from my computer speakers. Were ever i hide it you find it and our going to end up electracuting yourself soon if your not carefull.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Sep 30, 2008, 11:56:33 AM
Dear Cosmo,
Can you please refrain from sucking in your cheeks and belly in front of the neighbours. ::)
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Post by: dykadelic on Sep 30, 2008, 01:42:02 PM
Dear Phoenix,

I miss you so much... i want you back.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Sep 30, 2008, 11:09:13 PM
Dear Sparky,

Was chatting with a neighbour about you the other day and found out that you used to go in to her house too (along with quite a few others around here!).

Anyway all I know is when the neighbours do talk to me about you it's always with a laugh and a smile because of your cheeky little ways no doubt!.


Awww makes me miss you,but glad to have known (and shared :)) you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spider Mo on Oct 01, 2008, 02:40:45 AM
Dear Santiago,

Even though you keep me up every single effing night of the week except Saturday, I love you. All that circus act stuff you do like running up the wall or jumping straight up in the air when Tank thinks she's gonna roll you is pure entertainment. You kills me homie.

Dear Tank,

You may be the surliest cat I ever met, but that one half hour of love you give me before I leave for work, makes me feel special. It makes up for the other 23 and 1/2 hours in the day that your just a thug. I know secretly you do it so that I'll come back to feed you, but I fall for it every time. Your the best.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 01, 2008, 10:09:52 AM
Dear Lindsy, 30cm of a 200cm duvet is not enough to cover my backside, and why this sudden need to sleep on my bed?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Oct 01, 2008, 10:14:26 AM
Dear Daisy,

I am hacked off beyond belief that you felt it was acceptable to jump up and down on us from 5.30am in order to get your breakfast.  Tonight I am closing the bedroom door.

You have brought this upon yourself.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Oct 01, 2008, 10:14:57 AM
@ purleybyaccident:  it's called autumn. :-\

That's why cats have claws.
It's not for hunting, defence or scratching.
It's for clinging on to duvets. >:(

@ GG: I feel your pain.
Be thankful Daisy is not Siamese, whose screams can vapourise bedroom doors.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: hetty on Oct 01, 2008, 10:19:20 AM
Dear Pippa,
Hooray, today is the 1st October and you can go on the beach again!!!
Didn't the summer go quickly? ;D
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Post by: turnip on Oct 01, 2008, 10:39:55 AM
Dear Woody,

Your hair. Its everywhere.

 ::)
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Post by: oogleberry on Oct 01, 2008, 10:50:36 AM
Elsku Musin min,

Vertu god vid hana fyrir mig og lattu hana brosa, se thig i kvold.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Oct 01, 2008, 05:56:32 PM
@ GG: I feel your pain.
Be thankful Daisy is not Siamese, whose screams can vapourise bedroom doors.

@ Susanna's Siamese (to whom I have not been formally introduced): Respect! That's *potent*...  ;D
Is that what makes some Siamese cross-eyed? The effort involved in vaporising shut bedroom doors?

Sal (typing on behalf of Mister Bo, a kindred spirit to Spider Mo's Tank)
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Oct 01, 2008, 06:03:12 PM
Dear Buster (step pet)
Be a good boy or I will ignore you next time I'm down

Dear Cat with 6 names (my pussy cat)
catch you up on my work top again and I will shave you bald
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Oct 01, 2008, 06:05:06 PM



Dear K hope the Frontline flea treatment works. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 01, 2008, 06:09:07 PM
@ purleybyaccident:  it's called autumn. :-\

That's why cats have claws.
It's not for hunting, defence or scratching.
It's for clinging on to duvets. >:(

@ GG: I feel your pain.
Be thankful Daisy is not Siamese, whose screams can vapourise bedroom doors.

I wish she were a cat Susanna. She is a 36 kilo Labrador but feels like a dead Elephant when she sleeps on my Duvet and I try to shove her off.
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Post by: luccamum on Oct 01, 2008, 06:50:25 PM
@ purleybyaccident:  it's called autumn. :-\

That's why cats have claws.
It's not for hunting, defence or scratching.
It's for clinging on to duvets. >:(

@ GG: I feel your pain.
Be thankful Daisy is not Siamese, whose screams can vapourise bedroom doors.

I wish she were a cat Susanna. She is a 36 kilo Labrador but feels like a dead Elephant when she sleeps on my Duvet and I try to shove her off.

Lucca (35 Kilo Weimeraner) and Zen (40 Kilo Weimeraner) high five Lindsay. (Unlike their owner who often can barely walk in a morning after being slept on!)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 01, 2008, 08:24:11 PM
@ purleybyaccident:  it's called autumn. :-\

That's why cats have claws.
It's not for hunting, defence or scratching.
It's for clinging on to duvets. >:(

@ GG: I feel your pain.
Be thankful Daisy is not Siamese, whose screams can vapourise bedroom doors.

I wish she were a cat Susanna. She is a 36 kilo Labrador but feels like a dead Elephant when she sleeps on my Duvet and I try to shove her off.

Lucca (35 Kilo Weimeraner) and Zen (40 Kilo Weimeraner) high five Daisy. (Unlike their owner who often can barely walk in a morning after being slept on!)

Lindsy was in Doggy hostel called Dogs Paradise for the weekend two weeks ago. Her best mate was a Weimeraner. The woman running the hostel told me that they even slept in the same basket, half in half out.  He was a really beautiful dog.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Oct 01, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
@ purleybyaccident:  it's called autumn. :-\

That's why cats have claws.
It's not for hunting, defence or scratching.
It's for clinging on to duvets. >:(

@ GG: I feel your pain.
Be thankful Daisy is not Siamese, whose screams can vapourise bedroom doors.

I wish she were a cat Susanna. She is a 36 kilo Labrador but feels like a dead Elephant when she sleeps on my Duvet and I try to shove her off.

Lucca (35 Kilo Weimeraner) and Zen (40 Kilo Weimeraner) high five Daisy. (Unlike their owner who often can barely walk in a morning after being slept on!)

Lindsy was in Doggy hostel called Dogs Paradise for the weekend two weeks ago. Her best mate was a Weimeraner. The woman running the hostel told me that they even slept in the same basket, half in half out.  He was a really beautiful dog.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3251/2429462944_00f3974cef.jpg

Yes they are beautiful dogs, just very big, and with no idea of how big and powerful they are!
(I bear the bruises to prove it)
And Lucca is even bigger than he was in the photo above!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cabbage on Oct 02, 2008, 01:41:28 AM


Dear Cat with 6 names (my pussy cat)
catch you up on my work top again and I will shave you bald

 :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Oct 02, 2008, 07:49:08 AM
Dearest Lucca,
I am so glad that your upset tummy has cleared up, much as I adore you I dont like having to fetch the mop and bucket and the carpet cleaner every couple of hours, and I don't like seeing you ill.
Yes I know it was my fault for putting you straight on the new dog food without a breaking in period, but we didn't have anything else for you to eat, so what was I supposed to let you do - starve?
But now that you are back to your old Tiggerish ways, please stop barging into Zen (and me), our arthritis is bad today.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vandyke on Oct 04, 2008, 09:35:55 PM
Dear Tai-jai
I was really upset to see all those bite marks on your ear. And you didn't help by not cooperating when I washed it in antiseptic and put Savlon cream on the wound. I don't think it was Rio that bit you. He is not a fighter or an aggressive boy. Perhaps you will decide not to spend the night out tonight...only to return at 6 demanding breakfast.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: cluedo on Oct 05, 2008, 12:26:00 AM
dear skippy the bush cateroo, we're moving soon ,sorry, know you'll miss your boyfriend next door but, theres plenty more fish in the sea :-[ 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Oct 05, 2008, 03:01:36 PM
@Luccumum - you're dogs are just so beautiful. Beautiful!  :)

Dearest Bo-crab,

I love that you love water and baths, and you're little face is always so serious and you're like a little panther running around, all wild and serious about your little tasks that you have - things to take, hunt and get to hide and stash away - hahaha! What's that about, stinker? You're so serious in your little world, I love it. I'm so glad we got you. So glad - you're the best. You barged in and settled yourself down and made our home, *our* home and the three of us are a gang. I love it, it's the best feeling in the world.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Oct 05, 2008, 11:18:43 PM
dear darlings
i adore you, your constancy, your hereness, your company..
ever yours,
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Oct 06, 2008, 10:38:31 AM
Dear mingle,

you should really try to resist the feeder... your farts are very bad at the moment  ::)

but I'm glad you have been pointing them in someone elses direction  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Oct 06, 2008, 10:56:34 AM
dear mingle... its those big brown eyes of yours. I cant help it... and besides garlicy roast lamb is good for you!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: evenstar on Oct 06, 2008, 12:31:27 PM
dear Maya ,


Sorry about deceiving you to get you into the cat box, yes it was mean, also very sorry for taking you to the v.e.t.s, but you are poorly and I am very worried.

Promise nice nom-noms later.


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Oct 06, 2008, 12:41:12 PM
Dear Boobear,

I was proud of you yesterday and I think you will do a fab job of looking after Chelsea while her mummy is on holiday, with my help of course.  Just please don't go getting any ideas and convince me to get you a permanent new playmate!

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Oct 06, 2008, 06:47:33 PM
i let you off your lead for 10 mins and what do you do??? gobble up a bit of pooh! and scoff it down before i can catch you. Bones is one thing... i am happy to put my hand in your mouth to get them out.... but eating pooh???? Yuck. Is this something dogs do? and if so why was i reproached for giving you garlic bread and a bit of duck liver pate?? I feel quite sick now and am quite sure this feeling will intesify if you lick oogleberry tonight when she gets home. bad doggy!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Oct 06, 2008, 10:01:09 PM
Dear Nova,

Why do you insist on peeing in the bathtub even though there are two perfectly clean litter trays for you to use?

If your other mum would let me i'd try toilet training you as i'm sure you'd take to it :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Oct 06, 2008, 10:04:26 PM
dear Maya ,


Sorry about deceiving you to get you into the cat box, yes it was mean, also very sorry for taking you to the v.e.t.s, but you are poorly and I am very worried.

Promise nice nom-noms later.



dear maya
hope youre ok?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Oct 07, 2008, 10:31:21 AM
i let you off your lead for 10 mins and what do you do??? gobble up a bit of pooh! and scoff it down before i can catch you. Bones is one thing... i am happy to put my hand in your mouth to get them out.... but eating pooh???? Yuck. Is this something dogs do? and if so why was i reproached for giving you garlic bread and a bit of duck liver pate?? I feel quite sick now and am quite sure this feeling will intesify if you lick oogleberry tonight when she gets home. bad doggy!

My dog did this as a puppy - was seriously rank.  Managed to get her out of the habit by cleaning her teeth with human toothpaste afterwards.  She hated the taste and associated it with eating poo so soon stopped eating it.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Saffa on Oct 07, 2008, 10:34:36 AM
Dear Meg,

Using my bedroom window as your personal catflap and jumping on my bed is giving me alot of broken sleep!!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladypink on Oct 10, 2008, 01:43:25 PM
Dear Lily and Lulu

Did you really have to help me as I was gardening and my back was turned...... by digging two big holes in the lawn?  :o ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Oct 10, 2008, 01:44:03 PM
Dear Lily and Lulu

Did you really have to help me as I was gardening and my back was turned...... by digging two big holes in the lawn?  :o ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kittyfantastico on Oct 11, 2008, 01:05:38 PM
Dear Ringo,

I know you were never my pet, probably never anyone's pet but I cant put this anywhere else so here it stays.

You came into the shelter at deaths door, hugely underweight, your poor ribs sticking almost through the skin, and in such a terrible state but the first time I came into your enclosure and sat near you you managed to get up and climb into my lap. You won my heart then and as the weeks went on we all went through a roller coaster of emotions. You were in and out of the vets every other day and hated the IV, I can understand you growling at us. The other dogs got on your nerves but you sorted them out with your thousand yard death stare.

I will remember our cuddles, rest in peace now buddy xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Oct 12, 2008, 05:01:46 PM
Dear not my pet

but I so wish you were! having met you while walking the dog.Loved the way you bounded up to me and then hopped up on the wall and laid down, I really could have sat and stroked you all day you have the most lovely soft fur to go with one of the most friendly and relaxed attitudes I have ever seen in a cat.


It's wrong I know but the thought of taking you home and leaving the dog outside your owners door as payment did cross my mind,of course I wouldn't tho!


Please be around if I pass that way again.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Oct 17, 2008, 04:00:18 PM
Dear Prim

I hope you aren't in pain. I really do. I don't think I can bear to take you to the vet today.  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Oct 17, 2008, 05:21:00 PM
Dear Prim

I hope you aren't in pain. I really do. I don't think I can bear to take you to the vet today.  :'(



Oh Sal, I'm so sorry, hope you make the right decision for your cat's benefit as I'm sure you will. Hugs  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: maybee on Oct 17, 2008, 06:00:04 PM
Dear Betsy

Happy 2nd Birthday  :)
Now you can start behaving yourself!

(sorry I didn't get you anything  ::))

Mb
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Oct 17, 2008, 06:40:42 PM
Dear Prim

Fresh fish for you tonight, gorgeous girl.  :D And Mum will be having just the one modest glass  ::) of something to celebrate too. Just goes to show girls are best when the lady vet is so very sure the man vet was wrong. For a second there, I was ready to excuse the entire USA for electing George W on account of this one particular American giving us that news. I know we have to have the tests and wait for the results but then we can celebrate again if the lady vet is right.

And I am loving it that you will now be able to eat more comfortably and not dribble everywhere. (I did my best with combing you to help you keep yourself nice but you were starting to get a bit pongy, y'know.)

Mum
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Oct 17, 2008, 08:16:56 PM
dear mingle.

I hate to admit this (being a cat person and all)... but i really miss you. I just want you to know that I wish we didnt have to give you back to the selfish, malicious, girlfriend bashing EX. She is evil and doesnt deserve a dog like you. My office seems empty without you. There is no one to bark at my customers! Walking in the park isnt nearly as much fun without you. I am so sad without you that sometimes I cant even be bothered to chase the pigeons or the annoying kids on bikes.

sigh. I hope you are ok.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Oct 17, 2008, 09:46:22 PM
Dear Jackie boy,

you know 'Stick' is a garden game! I am at the computer and cryibg at me to come and play Stick with you arounsd the living room really isnt going to work!   *glare*

Who brought it in the house anyways hmmm?















*goes off to play Stick*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Oct 17, 2008, 11:47:49 PM
I havent seen you since I got in this afternoon  :-\  where are you?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Oct 18, 2008, 12:23:11 AM
Dear Poopsie

You've had your dinner...... coley...... there's no point standing by your cupboard as it won't be opened until 5.30 tomorrow morning and

it's bedtime now .
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kittyfantastico on Oct 18, 2008, 06:51:26 AM
Dear Phoebe,

I really miss you. Its been a really long time, and will be almost a long again until I see you.

Please don't forget me .
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: macca08 on Oct 18, 2008, 07:47:10 AM
Dear Lucy,

You stink!!..... and I'm sorry but you're going to have to have a bath today!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tigger69 on Oct 18, 2008, 09:44:44 AM
Dear Tommo .. sleep tight .. remember we loved you so much precious one .. 13 years old , sorry we weren't there but mika held you for us ...


Love you tommy tucker ...  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 18, 2008, 11:03:42 AM
Dear Lindsy, I really don’t think the woman I was talking to bought her baguette for you, even if it was at eye level.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Oct 19, 2008, 12:51:18 AM
Dear Paddy,

Sorry if I disturbed you with my sneezing fit this morning.It was very good of you to come and check if I was okay by nudging my foot that was sticking out of the bed with your nose.

After all how would your food get into the bowl if I became unwell  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Oct 19, 2008, 01:09:23 AM
Dear Poopsie

As last night  :-\

Weren't your catnip treats enough?



Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Oct 19, 2008, 02:06:02 AM
Dear Prim

That pillock was wrong, wasn't he? I am grinning like an idiot just watching you sleeping so peacefully, curled up in a tight ball. Gorgeous happy *healthy* hussy that you are!

Your Mum
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: SAWF on Oct 19, 2008, 09:07:02 AM
^ glad to hear that, Sal :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tigger69 on Oct 19, 2008, 09:08:17 AM
Me too Sal .. animals are precious bundles of love and hugs eh ?   :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Oct 19, 2008, 09:15:04 AM





Dear K what a fine mouser youve turned out to be!  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Oct 19, 2008, 01:21:16 PM
Dear Chloe,
Thank you for being so gentle when patting my face this morning.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: evenstar on Oct 19, 2008, 01:57:29 PM
dear Maya ,


Sorry about deceiving you to get you into the cat box, yes it was mean, also very sorry for taking you to the v.e.t.s, but you are poorly and I am very worried.

Promise nice nom-noms later.



dear maya
hope youre ok?

Thankfully she is much better now, she had some nasty tummy problem, she did not love the vet visits, it nearly broke my heart everytime she hid because I brought the catbox out, thankfully she is back to full health and the box is packed away.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Oct 19, 2008, 02:04:51 PM
Me too Sal .. animals are precious bundles of love and hugs eh ?   :-*

The best, they are. Thanks to QotN and Stevie for your kind words.  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: booo. on Oct 19, 2008, 07:31:20 PM
Dear *

Stop F****ing scratching my furniture! Argghhhh!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tigger69 on Oct 19, 2008, 07:49:48 PM
Dear Toby and Lucky ...


I now .. i miss him too ..  :-*xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gaia on Oct 19, 2008, 11:24:38 PM
Dear Miss Marple and Mr Holmes,

Thank you for waiting for me to find you  :)
It feels like you both have been living here forever already!

You both did really well last night for your welcome home party with my noisy human friends, even if you hissed at M, she still thinks you're cute  :D
Your adopted, devoted friend.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tufty on Oct 19, 2008, 11:47:20 PM
Dear Allie
Thank you for being with me these 17 years. You always loved me even when it felt as though no one else did.
You've fought hard these last two years and been very brave - I know you've made the vet pay :o
But we can't fight it any more.
I promise that, for the time we have left, there will be only love and cuddles.
I will keep you comfortable and warm and happy.
I just ask that you help me know when the time is right and that you forgive me.

Love and cuddles to the best cat ever in all the world.

Mummy x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Oct 20, 2008, 12:04:08 AM
Dear Mia/Nova,

My avatar seems really appropriate as one of you is the blooming Andrex puppy but with claws!

Shredding the toilet roll is a dogs job, it's not for cats.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Oct 20, 2008, 12:04:52 AM
Oh i'm sorry Tufty :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Oct 20, 2008, 01:12:11 AM
Dear Allie
Thank you for being with me these 17 years. You always loved me even when it felt as though no one else did.
You've fought hard these last two years and been very brave - I know you've made the vet pay :o
But we can't fight it any more.
I promise that, for the time we have left, there will be only love and cuddles.
I will keep you comfortable and warm and happy.
I just ask that you help me know when the time is right and that you forgive me.

Love and cuddles to the best cat ever in all the world.

Mummy x
Oh tufty my heart goes out to you. Not least that you have fought so hard and for so long but well done for reaching a decision, as hard as it is. You are so right to enjoy these last times with Allie filled with love and cuddles. What a lucky cat :)
17 is a fabulous age - how many memories you must have!
My thoughts are with you - enjoy every moment, make a video, take pics, and indulge yourself.
You will always get tons of support here on GB, many of us are where you are or just been there and can offer you a hand and some words of comfort so do stay in touch.
Post a pic for us?
Love to you and Allie xxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tufty on Oct 20, 2008, 07:51:54 PM
Thanks Zeith and Mike - it is a help to know people understand and have been through similar experiences.

Anyway - I don't want to kill this thread so...........

Dear Allie,

Please stop missing your litter tray!

Love Mummy x

and.......
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3862/89976544ha1.th.jpg) (http://img227.imageshack.us/my.php?image=89976544ha1.jpg)

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gaia on Oct 26, 2008, 12:19:37 AM
^ Awww beautiful pic tufty  :)




Dear Miss Marple,
It looks like tuna is off the menu altogether. Those were some wicked farts you and Mr Holmes had tonight.
 :o  :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Ratty on Oct 26, 2008, 01:53:36 AM
Dear Sydney, please don't goose people when they're bending over and naked, C almost concussed herself - naughty boy  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Oct 26, 2008, 04:14:57 PM
Dear Sydney, please don't goose people when they're bending over and naked, C almost concussed herself - naughty boy  ;D

*chortles*

Sorry! Mustn't laugh at the misfortunes of others!  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Oct 27, 2008, 12:27:39 PM
Dear little Vince,

You are adorable. I'm so pleased you've started to like your new home, it won't be long until you're running around as if you own the place.

I hope you don't mind being left alone for so long today, it's unavoidable if I'm going to keep you in food. We'll have play time as soon as I get home and then we'll go exploring again. I have a feeling your little claws are going to make my hands look as if they've been through a grater, but you're so sweet that I don't mind!

As for your litter tray antics, you do amuse me, but at least your accurate!

:D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rosie on Oct 27, 2008, 12:35:15 PM
Dear Amanda, Big Boy and Kitty.

The hostilities have got to stop! There is no need to fight over the food or the catflap or whatever else it is that you fight over. Just cut down the scrapping and the caterwauling at all hours else there will be big trouble. Hmph.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gaia on Oct 27, 2008, 05:45:57 PM
Dear little Vince,

You are adorable. I'm so pleased you've started to like your new home, it won't be long until you're running around as if you own the place.

I hope you don't mind being left alone for so long today, it's unavoidable if I'm going to keep you in food. We'll have play time as soon as I get home and then we'll go exploring again. I have a feeling your little claws are going to make my hands look as if they've been through a grater, but you're so sweet that I don't mind!


As for your litter tray antics, you do amuse me, but at least your accurate!

:D
Awww  :)

Lucky you though, Mr Holmes seems determined to aim just outside of the tray...  ::)


Dear Marple and Holmes,

You two are just beautiful!

A bit tired now though as your decision that six o'clock in the morning is the time to get me up.

Jumping on my head isn't probably the best way about it either, especially when you then curl up on the sofa once your work is done and going back to sleep, it is making gaia a little grumpy.

I loves you anyway though.
x

ps Marple please don't eat my bamboo plant!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Oct 28, 2008, 08:28:10 AM
Dear Baby Kitten,

My eyelashes are not toys. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Queen on Oct 28, 2008, 08:39:00 AM
Dear Baby Kitten,

My eyelashes are not toys. >:(

 ;D  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Oct 28, 2008, 10:47:53 PM
Dear Juno

I know I said I wanted my Dad to bugger off home, but tipping a cup of coffee in his lap was probably a bit much. Effective though my lovely, very effective.

*pat pat pat pat*

D x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kesstrel on Oct 29, 2008, 12:24:51 PM
Dear cat,

If you are going to use the litter tray, please use it. You cannot possible NEED to scratch about in the clean tray for 15 minutes.  ::) Don't play with your toilet!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dykadelic on Oct 29, 2008, 12:27:16 PM
Dear Phoenix,

PLease please let us find you someone to foster you for a year. a good safe home that will let us have you back. *sob and panic*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Oct 29, 2008, 03:08:58 PM
Dear Phoenix,

PLease please let us find you someone to foster you for a year. a good safe home that will let us have you back. *sob and panic*

Dear Phoenix,

Oh, I so wish I could!

 :-\ :( :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Oct 29, 2008, 03:10:19 PM
Dear My,

Your delicious winter fur is sending weird chills up and down my spine.

Is this normal?

NN
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Oct 29, 2008, 03:26:01 PM
Dear Daisy,

Why?  Why?  Why?

You are fed, loved, stroked, etc etc...

WHY do you feel the need to open the wardrobe doors, play with my makeup, knock over glasses, sit in the sink, cry for no reason at all, jump on MY stomach: all at 6am....why, why why.

Every morning.

It's the cat farm for you m'girl  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Oct 29, 2008, 05:03:58 PM
Dear Boys

Mummy is not well and would like to lie on the sofa.  Is it at all possible that you could find somewhere else to snooze for a while?   ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Marylin © on Oct 29, 2008, 05:39:39 PM
I'm sitting here with my Randal and he's dying.  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Oct 29, 2008, 05:48:41 PM
Dear cat
I dont do furballs so your out til you cough it up
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Oct 29, 2008, 06:47:27 PM
I'm sitting here with my Randal and he's dying.  :'(

Oh sweetheart - I am so sorry :(   
Sending both you and Randal love and hugs xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Oct 29, 2008, 07:54:47 PM
I'm sitting here with my Randal and he's dying.  :'(



Oh sooo sorry to hear that. Take care....
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Oct 29, 2008, 07:55:57 PM
< Madam, dinner is served!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Parnell on Oct 29, 2008, 09:13:45 PM
Aww poor lickle cold ears ... lets snuggle.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Maia on Oct 29, 2008, 09:20:56 PM
I'm sitting here with my Randal and he's dying.  :'(

I'm so sorry.  I hope he passes peacefully.  Thinking of you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Oct 30, 2008, 03:12:00 PM
I'm sitting here with my Randal and he's dying.  :'(

Oh Marilyn, my heart goes out to you.  Sending love to you and Randal. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: mellie on Oct 30, 2008, 07:56:27 PM
I'm sitting here with my Randal and he's dying.  :'(

Oh no, Marylin, I'm so sorry. Huge hugs. :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Oct 30, 2008, 07:59:24 PM
I'm sitting here with my Randal and he's dying.  :'(

hugs from me too!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Fireboi on Oct 30, 2008, 08:55:36 PM

Dear Phoenix

You were house trained when you moved there - mebbe you just don't like the place, eh? Don't worry, we'll find you somewhere perfect...

Miss you xxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Oct 30, 2008, 11:37:17 PM
Dear pooch,
 okay so here is the deal I have adjusted your feeding time and extended your late night walkies so will you please not wake me up sitting by the bed and whining at 4am until I have to get up to let you out.


Of course I am grateful you let me know you need to go and don't mess in the house but it's just all a bit early know what I mean sweetie ?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Oct 31, 2008, 05:21:52 PM
I'm sitting here with my Randal and he's dying.  :'(

BIG love my darling. Thinking of you.
xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tigger69 on Oct 31, 2008, 05:22:38 PM
I'm sitting here with my Randal and he's dying.  :'(

BIG love my darling. Thinking of you.
xxx

Oh no ...  :'(

I know how you are feeling .. xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Oct 31, 2008, 06:59:21 PM
Dear Hugo or Diesel,

Whilst I concede that my duvet and your litter tray are both a variance of the colour blue, I would have thought that 10 years of the former being on My bed , in My bedroom, and the latter being considerably smaller, on the floor in the spare room would have been enough for you to distinguish between the two.
Amazingly enough 'stripping my bed ( thank goodness for a waterproof mattress protector) and searching the loft for spare duvet etc, was not the way I planned to spend the early hour of today.

We will put this down to some form of feline abberation, and you shall be continued to be fed and loved on the understanding this does not reccur. However I strongly advise you not to put this statement to the test   >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: SAWF on Nov 01, 2008, 08:32:19 AM
(((((((Marilyn)))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lizard Just Lizard on Nov 01, 2008, 04:42:53 PM
Dear*

You're good with the cuddles.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladypink on Nov 01, 2008, 09:26:22 PM
Dear Lady

Please, please, please stop rolling in fox poo!!!   :o

*runs yet another bath*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Nov 01, 2008, 10:29:24 PM
Dear boys

How can two little cats take up so much room on a sofa?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Destined4Hades on Nov 02, 2008, 09:27:48 PM
Dear little black interloping cat,

You are cute and we appreciate that your cat daddy comes home pissed and forgets to let you in. We, therefore, don't mind you eating Harvey and Tasha's food and sleeping on the couch.

But if you piss on the insurance documents and my clothes under the bed ever again, I will make you into a pair of mittens and a Davy Crockett style hat.

hades x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: SAWF on Nov 02, 2008, 09:39:19 PM
dear Ripley

sorry about the banging noises outside tonight on your walk..

you can come out from under our bed now... :-[ :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Nov 03, 2008, 05:28:16 PM
Dear Maisy,

I'm sorry that Zoro shaved you like a lion.

*Giggles*

(Not that sorry, obviously!)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Nov 03, 2008, 05:30:30 PM
Dear Boobear

I missed you lots last week.  Hope you enjoyed your stay with nanna but you will be back with mummy in about half an hour.  Please don't wee all over me in excitement, I'm at work after all!!   ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: maybee on Nov 03, 2008, 05:40:08 PM
Dear Betsy
You can't have a stiff leg...we only spent about half an hour in the park!
You, my girl, need more exercise....
love
Ma No.2
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Nov 03, 2008, 05:44:01 PM
Dear Little Vince,

You are now a celebrity at work, everyone who sees your picture says your lovely. If only they knew what tactics you employ each morning to wake me from my bed! Then again, you are lovely, so I'll let them go for now... :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 03, 2008, 05:57:59 PM
Dear Daisy,

Why?  Why?  Why?

You are fed, loved, stroked, etc etc...

WHY do you feel the need to open the wardrobe doors, play with my makeup, knock over glasses, sit in the sink, cry for no reason at all, jump on MY stomach: all at 6am....why, why why.

Every morning.

It's the cat farm for you m'girl  >:( >:( >:(

Dear Baby Kitten,

My eyelashes are not toys. >:(

Dear Little Vince,
Don't mind what Big Vince says, there's LOTS of fun to be had in the mornings... :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Nov 03, 2008, 06:10:24 PM
Dear Daisy,

Why?  Why?  Why?

You are fed, loved, stroked, etc etc...

WHY do you feel the need to open the wardrobe doors, play with my makeup, knock over glasses, sit in the sink, cry for no reason at all, jump on MY stomach: all at 6am....why, why why.

Every morning.

It's the cat farm for you m'girl  >:( >:( >:(

Dear Baby Kitten,

My eyelashes are not toys. >:(

Dear Little Vince,
Don't mind what Big Vince says, there's LOTS of fun to be had in the mornings... :D

 ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Nov 03, 2008, 09:00:05 PM
Dear Lucca,
You are in big, big trouble.
You BIT Zen this morning, twice, complete with snarling and growling.
Fighting and biting in this house IS NOT ON.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Nov 03, 2008, 10:50:08 PM
Baby dog

Never have I been so tempted to just put my jammies back on and stay at home with you. I forget you're still a puppy because you're so big......and you look a bit like a kangaroo....

D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lizard Just Lizard on Nov 04, 2008, 01:33:37 AM
Dear Olivia,

This will sound horrible but I forget what it's like to love you and miss you. I've lived away from you for so long now and since their has been another kitten in my life over here it's hard to remember what it was like when you were my baby. You and London kitten are so very different. I know I will miss him, I wish I could remember what it was like to be your mum so that maybe I could be excited about leaving one and gaining the other. I'm sure once I'm home all will be remembered. I just feel a bit shit about it.

Love,
Your Horrible Human
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Nov 04, 2008, 10:53:12 AM
Dear Boobear

It's SO SO SO good to have you home!!  Even if your toys are scattered all over the house!

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Nov 04, 2008, 10:34:40 PM
Dear little fox (Bo),

You're very sweet, and you were wonderful with all of mummy's friends yesterday and you played and weren't a stinker (as we both know you can be), but you're still a bit of a princess. Mummy likes to pick you up and cuddle you. You like cuddling your way, I like cuddling my way. Squealing like a little ferret is uncalled for  ::)

Love you!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: mixie on Nov 04, 2008, 11:48:56 PM
Dear Nemo
You are lovely. Hope you are enjoying your new house.
xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gaia on Nov 06, 2008, 02:56:16 AM
Dear Holmes,
You really are a strange cat. I always thought the game 'fetch' was for dogs. And chasing your tail.
Think I'm going to be asking Marple about her choice in previous partners...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gali on Nov 06, 2008, 02:18:01 PM
I always thought the game 'fetch' was for dogs. And chasing your tail.


Fear ye not, these have always been a common trait with the cats I've had over the years. Funny little buggers  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Nov 06, 2008, 11:05:41 PM
Dear little dudes

You SMELL. Swimming for you today, even if the water's chilly.

So there.

D&B
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Phuck on Nov 06, 2008, 11:44:47 PM


Dear Mr Swish,

You are simply superb.  I am so glad we got you.  You didn't look the friendliest, most outgoing puss in the adoption lady's house, but your wee personality is starting to shine through!  You're a cheeky boy - I LOVE your morning greetings, love hunting for you in unusual places and love your ridiculously loud purring at the slightest sign of affection.  The following me around like a doggy is cute too.

I cannot believe I can actually clean out a litter box, too!  That just shows how much I love you already.  I hope we can find a cure for your coughing/choking/gagging issue at the vets' tomorrow.

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: LITTLEMINX on Nov 09, 2008, 08:21:50 PM
dear littleman
im gutted. your the only man i have ever loved.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladypink on Nov 09, 2008, 08:51:15 PM
dear littleman
im gutted. your the only man i have ever loved.

I'm so sorry... run free at rainbow bridge xxxxxx  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Nov 10, 2008, 08:05:36 PM
Dear Woody,

Please come back. I know sometimes you like to go for a walkabout, even for a day at a time. But never two. I'm worried about you. And I miss you. Please be ok. x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Nov 10, 2008, 10:04:51 PM
       (((((Turnip))))

Sending homing vibes to Woody
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Nov 10, 2008, 11:00:22 PM
Thanks Debspa. Have just made a poster. If theres still no sign of him tomorrow then they'll be going up round the neighborhood. Fingers crossed.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Marylin © on Nov 10, 2008, 11:23:49 PM
Thanks Debspa. Have just made a poster. If theres still no sign of him tomorrow then they'll be going up round the neighborhood. Fingers crossed.


I hope he turns up soon Turnip. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Nov 11, 2008, 12:03:12 AM
Thanks Marylin.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Nov 11, 2008, 01:56:12 AM
Dear Woody

Please go back home soon. There is nothing out there that makes it worth being away from home for this long.

Sal
x

Dear Mr Bo

PLEASE be nice to Prim. She is recuperating and we need to be kind. That means no chasing her "just because you can". Got it?

Mum
x

Dear Prim

Hang in there, little one. Just 10 days and then you will be almost back to normal but without that horrid lump.

Mum
x

Dear Tallulah

Pushed into 3rd place *again*, huh? Don't worry, it won't be for long. And you will still have your own special time every day, I promise.

Mum
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: hetty on Nov 11, 2008, 09:28:30 AM
Dear Barney

Hope you feel better soon, but the consequence of being an overweight cat is that you NEED four worming tablets...

Dear Pippa

You're next...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Nov 11, 2008, 11:59:57 AM
Dear Little Vince,

I hope you have a good day playing in the flat. Don't run around too much, there will be plenty of time for you to wear yourself out later. And thank you for deciding that my hands are better for stroking then biting and scratching, it makes play time much more fun!

Tonight we shall sand the table, hopefully you'll stay far away from the scary noises and not try to bite through the wire, which you've clearly tried with every other wire in the house to no avail.

Have a nice day listening to the noises from the shop down stairs.

Big Vince :-*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Saucy!!! on Nov 11, 2008, 09:16:27 PM
Dear Both,

Please can you put the kettle on I'll be home soon and it would be a neat trick if you could have a cup of tea waiting for me  ;D

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Nix143 on Nov 11, 2008, 09:19:13 PM
Dear Puppy1, Puppy2 and Blanket the Kitten

Okeys, so you're not around just yet but I was promised today that all things being equal and the future tra la laaing like it should then one day you WILL be around. All at once. Looking forward to it  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Nov 11, 2008, 11:52:08 PM
Dear Woody,
Please, please come home. I miss you. And so does George.

x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Nov 12, 2008, 12:13:57 AM
Dear Big Boy,

Where the hell are my damn legs supposed to go?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lizard Just Lizard on Nov 12, 2008, 03:33:27 AM
Dear*


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you're doing my head in with the scratching at the door. I would let you in, but if I let you in as/after you've been scratching you'll think that that's the way to always get in the room. And it's not, especially at 2 in the morning.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Nov 13, 2008, 05:35:16 PM
Dear Woody,

I guess it was your time to go. I wish I knew what had happened to you, but the absence of marks on your body suggests that you weren't run over or hit by something. Your brother and I are sad, and we miss you and will always remember you fondly. You were a gentle and loving cat and I feel lucky to have shared some of my life with you.

Rest in peace.

x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Nov 13, 2008, 05:49:17 PM
(((((((Turnip & Woody's Brother)))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Nov 13, 2008, 06:02:43 PM
That is terribly sad Turnip. (((((T&G)))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Nov 13, 2008, 06:08:13 PM
Thank you luccamum and pba. George and I are just sitting here having a cuddle. Neither of us is really sure what to do with ourselves I don't think.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Queen on Nov 13, 2008, 06:30:13 PM

So sorry to hear that, Turnip. (((( ))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Nov 13, 2008, 09:14:59 PM
Dear Hector,

You horrible little piss-pot. >:(

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: matatu on Nov 13, 2008, 09:17:25 PM
Dear Hector,

You horrible little piss-pot. >:(

Dare I ask?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Nov 13, 2008, 09:21:39 PM
Dear Hector,

You horrible little piss-pot. >:(

Dare I ask?

He has taken to using the entire hall and kitchen as his litter tray and your dear Eric is copying him. >:(
I am very fed up today.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 14, 2008, 06:26:11 PM
(((((((((Turnip & George)))))))))) :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Nov 14, 2008, 11:24:30 PM
Turnip,

So sorry to hear about Woody. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Marylin © on Nov 15, 2008, 12:52:30 AM
Awww, Turnip.   I've only just seen this about poor Woody.

Hugs to you and George and rest in peace Woody. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Nov 15, 2008, 10:56:10 AM
Dear Daisy,

How come you're so snipey these days?

Skip will whip you into shape.

The blonde one that feeds YOU.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Nov 15, 2008, 11:34:21 AM
Thanks all for the kind messages. Heres a picture of the two of them together, Woody is the ginger fluffball in the background:

(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/kitsbits/IMGP0460.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Nov 15, 2008, 11:41:16 AM
Dear Woody,

I guess it was your time to go. I wish I knew what had happened to you, but the absence of marks on your body suggests that you weren't run over or hit by something. Your brother and I are sad, and we miss you and will always remember you fondly. You were a gentle and loving cat and I feel lucky to have shared some of my life with you.

Rest in peace.

x

Gawd.  I am so, so sorry.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Nov 15, 2008, 11:43:29 AM
Thanks all for the kind messages. Heres a picture of the two of them together, Woody is the ginger fluffball in the background:

(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i72/kitsbits/IMGP0460.jpg)

He looks just like my old cat, Bimbo.

Lovely photo.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Nov 15, 2008, 02:35:12 PM
I'm so sorry Turnip :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Nov 18, 2008, 08:57:47 PM
Dear Peggy

Did you just burp, or fart...or......both?  :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Solari Sitri on Nov 18, 2008, 09:01:38 PM
Dear Lucy and Taz

I miss you guys loads. However, I know that when I come home you will both sit on my lap allll day long.

I will bring you lots of tuna.




((((((((Turnip)))))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: jad on Nov 18, 2008, 09:18:34 PM
Ok, so you're not my pets at all but...

Dear Rats and Rat-babies

i'm really missing your scuffings, snufflings and squeakings tonight.

xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Fox on Nov 19, 2008, 12:00:35 AM
Dear Luke,

Please don't pant and lick and drink all night. I really need a good night of sleep......
and don't think we don't know that 'luke' is your nickname.   :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gaia on Nov 19, 2008, 12:14:20 AM
Dear Marple and Holmes,
Your dinner time is not everytime I come home and enter the kitchen ::)
Love you two gorgeous, greedy kittehs  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Princess Bexy ® on Nov 19, 2008, 09:35:39 AM
Dear Beano

I miss you so much, its been 4 years today that you passed and i am still fighting back the tears

I love you

xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 19, 2008, 09:45:53 AM
Dear Chloe,
So, you like your water warm in the winter? ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Nov 19, 2008, 02:10:41 PM
Dear Marple and Holmes,
Your dinner time is not everytime I come home and enter the kitchen ::)
Love you two gorgeous, greedy kittehs  :-*

Dear Marple and Holmes

I was right, wasn't I? You really did land on both feet with this Feeder!  ;D

Sal the Smug
x

Dear Chloe

Please, do not allow my three to sign up for your Masterclass in "Control of the Human". I'm begging...

Sal the Supplicant
x

Dear Primrose Angelica

That nasty collar and the drains will be off and out in just over 24 hours and then we can clean you up properly. I will help, and give you a good groom with the comb. And then you will have something yummy for dinner to celebrate no more collar and drains... PS. I still have painkillers if needed, OK?  :-* :-* :-*

Mum
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Nov 19, 2008, 03:14:12 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Do you think after the 3rd time of playing behind the TV and getting the Wii sensor cable tangled around your legs you might learn that by running out from behind the TV at break neck speed you make the sensor attack you?

One day, I hope you'll just play with the Wii instead of the cable.

You're such an adorable little fluff ball.

Big Vince
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Solari Sitri on Nov 20, 2008, 10:28:04 AM
Dear Little Vince,

Do you think after the 3rd time of playing behind the TV and getting the Wii sensor cable tangled around your legs you might learn that by running out from behind the TV at break neck speed you make the sensor attack you?

One day, I hope you'll just play with the Wii instead of the cable.

You're such an adorable little fluff ball.

Big Vince

fantastic!!! cracked up at this image. Poor thing!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladylover on Nov 20, 2008, 04:51:23 PM
Dear Little Otter,
 one day you will be mine.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Nov 20, 2008, 09:51:13 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Please take a bath, your bottom smells as if you just jumped out of the litter box... which I suppose you did just do, anyway... please 'take a bath' you are not sleeping on the bed later if you whiff the way you currently do!

I'll tell you what, I'll go take a shower now if you promise to wash your bum. Deal?

:-*
Big Vince
(But not until you've done what I just asked!)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 21, 2008, 06:00:53 PM
^^ A gentle squirt with a water pistol in the right place will get him to wash his butt hole. ;)

Dear Chloe,

Please stop wiping your cold little nose on the back of my mouse-hand. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Nov 21, 2008, 08:53:19 PM
^^ A gentle squirt with a water pistol in the right place will get him to wash his butt hole. ;)

^ But I only have a super soaker... that might be considered cruelty! :-\

Dear Little Vince,

You smell a lot better today, but lying in front of the keyboard makes typing a little difficult. Would you mind for just a second if you didn't rest your head on my hand?

Big Vince :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Nov 21, 2008, 11:50:30 PM
Dear Miss Prim,

You look so happy now you can curl up properly after a good wash. Please don't go so mad washing yourself that I have to take you back to get another one of those bucket collars...

Dear Mr Bo,

I love it that everyone thinks you are an evil cat and I am the only one who knows the truth.

Dear Tallulah

You minx. But nobody cuddles better.  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Nov 23, 2008, 10:07:09 AM
Dear Little Vince,

You are very sweet the way you curl up in the bend of my arm as I sit at the computer.

Big cmok!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 23, 2008, 01:42:16 PM
Dear Chloe,
Do you have to shriek with despair every time I do the washing up?




...or do you get it from me? :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladyboy on Nov 23, 2008, 11:53:41 PM
Dear Frieda

What has the toilet roll ever done to you, you've left the poor thing shredded all over the floor!

Dear Freddie

You are a gorgeous bundle of fur!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Nov 28, 2008, 12:10:00 PM
dear lady/babygirl
please tell me whats wrong :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Dec 02, 2008, 11:23:26 AM
dear r and r
oh, both of you :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 02, 2008, 11:32:25 AM
Dear Chloe,

See you again in the spring.

As you seen determined to live under the duvet all winter. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Dec 02, 2008, 12:57:41 PM
Dear mingle,

You are going to have an amazing christmas  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tweety on Dec 02, 2008, 01:47:45 PM
Dear Poppy,

Please make your pooh smell less in the future. It is too much to bear.  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sonico on Dec 02, 2008, 06:24:11 PM
dear r and r
oh, both of you :'(

Are the babies not well?
Now you have me worried.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sonico on Dec 02, 2008, 06:28:21 PM
Dear Roxy,

I have no idea of your past but I do have a say in your future and you will not attack other creatures. You are a jack russell not a Rotty why do you want to attack dogs 5 times your size? If it wasn't for me they would eat you for breakfast!
Just you wait until the trainer gets her hands on you.
I'm also sending you to dog borstal.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Ratty on Dec 02, 2008, 06:36:01 PM
Dear Otis, the Flexi-joint tablets that came through the post, were for your Mum, Poppy. One hundred and twenty tablets in one sitting will not strenghen your bones.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Dec 02, 2008, 08:35:45 PM
Dear Hugo & Diesel,

I don't mind opening the door a billion times every evening to let you out, but politefully request that you do actually leave the establishment rather than standing admiring the vista with the door flung open wide.

It's f*cking freezing out there  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Dec 06, 2008, 05:52:36 PM
Mingle?? Is that you? yay. We are going to have such a good christmas!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Dec 06, 2008, 06:16:15 PM
Dear Mr Bo

I could weep for how sweet you are when you feel safe and it's just you and me...

But FFS! Do you *have* to be so mean to the girls?  >:(

Mum
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Dec 07, 2008, 10:02:46 PM
Dear Little Vince,

You are the best thing in the world.

You have the dubious honour of being the receiver of my love and affection, I hope it doesn't f*ck up your life too.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Dec 07, 2008, 10:41:51 PM
Dear boys, you really are better than hot water bottles  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lizard Just Lizard on Dec 08, 2008, 02:04:46 AM
Dear Olivia,

After consulting with a cat food specialist at the pet store, you now have nutritious, fat fighting kitteh food. Say hello to your new diet and good bye to the pudge. Maybe I'll start shifting mine as well?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Dec 08, 2008, 10:23:36 AM
Dear Mingle...

waking up snuggling you was nice! Hope you are snuggling the ****** for me  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Little_Nene on Dec 08, 2008, 01:35:54 PM
Dear Ivory
Looks like you wont be going to dans or my dads for xmas you will be goining me at the pub but please behave yourself dont eat anything you ant sopost too dont poopie anywhere and dont stand on willies sour bits or jump on her!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Dec 08, 2008, 02:03:57 PM
i am so proud of u mingle. You didnt bark at the gang of asian boys that hang out on the corner we have to pass on the way to work. You actually let them pet you and they thought u were so cute they even picked up all the papers i dropped. If only you had been there when those nasty boys were laughing at me n calling me a disgusting he-she. We would have had them eating out of your hands.. Except you dont have hands.. And they looked more scary than hungry.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: coolchick on Dec 08, 2008, 02:55:14 PM
Dear Clarissa, thank you for all the love you have brought to me in the last few days and helping to heal the pain of losing my previous pet Sam recently.  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Dec 09, 2008, 02:45:53 PM
mingle. You were sooo good today... even though you insisted on chasing all the birds. (dont know where you get that from!)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Dec 11, 2008, 01:21:20 PM
well mingle... if you hadnt rolled in fox wee you wouldnt have needed a bath!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Phuck on Dec 11, 2008, 01:49:38 PM
Dear Mr Swish,

You're the best thing ever!  It is impossible to be grumpy in the morning when your little face is an inch away from mine and as soon as I open my eyes I am asked "miaow?".

I heart you, big silky boy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tweety on Dec 11, 2008, 02:07:48 PM
Dear Clyde,

Would you like to marry me?  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Dec 11, 2008, 03:02:20 PM
Dear Clyde,

Would you like to marry me?  :-*

But he already asked me! :o :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: greenbean on Dec 11, 2008, 03:47:56 PM
AHEM. I don't think either of you can compete with me ;D (he's soooooo mine :P)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tweety on Dec 11, 2008, 03:49:20 PM
^ Get out of my way b***h(es), he is MINE!  >:(

PS: I hate competing for the same thing with you ... it just never ends
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Dec 11, 2008, 03:54:29 PM
 :'( :'( :'( But Clyde and I had beautiful plans for a life together! :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ratbag on Dec 11, 2008, 05:10:30 PM
Dear Pippa,

If you didn't enjoy Hetty squeezing your anal glands whilst wearing a pair of blue midwives' gloves then you really should stop licking your arse.

The slurpy noise.....We hate it :P


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladylover on Dec 11, 2008, 09:37:16 PM
Dear Mouse (the cat)

I wish you could be mine - i would hug you and love you and call you my own
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Dec 12, 2008, 03:40:48 PM
Dear Boobear,

I miss you baby girl but I know you are being well cared for and the cuddles you give me when I am at home, even if only briefly, tell me you still love me and you don't mind too much!  Have fun in the park baby girl.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Dec 12, 2008, 11:11:40 PM
< Dear Poops

Come and sit next to me, old girl
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Guineapig on Dec 12, 2008, 11:13:54 PM
Dear Cat
I miss you
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Maia on Dec 12, 2008, 11:55:53 PM
Dear Mungo,

One week. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ratbag on Dec 13, 2008, 03:44:43 PM
Dear Barney

I know you didn't mean to get locked in the house so I forgive you for going in the bath for number ones and twos.

However, sort your backside out and have a poo.  You're driving me crazy.  Its worse than Pippa
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: JuicyCrone on Dec 16, 2008, 12:53:50 PM
Dear Shadow

If you must puke, could you please do it somewhere I can see it - not inside my slipper like last week - putting one's foot into warm puke first thing in the morning is not very pleasurable.  And could you also do it somewhere easy to clean up - not, like this morning, on top of a pile of clean washing that I had left ready to peg on the line - now I have to wash it all again!

And don't tell me you can't help puking - you can - if you didn't wolf your food down so quickly you would be sick so often!  Yes, I know you have "issues" about being afraid you will never be fed again - but have I ever let you down?  have I ever made you wait?  have you ever not had enough food?  No - so give it a rest, and give me a break.

And don't come the innocent with me and try to blame your brothers - I know it was you - it always is.

 >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Dec 17, 2008, 01:44:37 AM
Dear Farouche

The entire point of a catflap is for you to push open the door and go through it yourself.  Having to have your human companion kneel on the floor and hold it open for you, or stick it open with parcel tape so all the heating runs out the hole is not the point.

Come on now girl, you know it cost 150 quid to have it installed, please do try a bit harder. Else I might as well open the patio door you know.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tweety on Dec 17, 2008, 03:32:25 AM
Dear Poppy,

I miss your expression of dismay when I lift you and your grumpy voice when you have to get out of our room in the evening. You have more personality than most people I know. Love you!

Dear Clyde,

Love you too!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gali on Dec 17, 2008, 03:05:44 PM
Dear Barticus,

You're a cupcake  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Dec 18, 2008, 02:38:58 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Did you just come and curl up by my arm and then fart??

It's not the first time you've done that, but I swear you're smiling this time!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Dec 19, 2008, 10:51:40 PM
Dear not my pet but the pet next door,

big lad you are lovely and it is always a pleasure to stop and stroke you but what happened to head did you have an operation?. I will have to ask your owner next time I see them.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner on Dec 20, 2008, 09:09:23 AM
Dear cat,
Yes you are so very, very cute. But you have woken me every morning this week lying on my chest and being milimetres away from my face, purring away so loudly and putting your paw on my face. Well I'm awake now and I know that you are gonna go back to sleep.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Phuck on Dec 20, 2008, 04:53:44 PM
Dear Mr Swish,

Please stop trying to eat plastic - it really isn't good for you, Petal. 

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kate b on Dec 20, 2008, 08:34:10 PM
Dear Vince Gris,

I'll send my address and directions in an unmarked envelope. Don't let the hedgehog see it and make sure you set off under cover of darkness.

xx  Your human-in-waiting
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Dec 20, 2008, 08:42:34 PM
Dear Jeffrey and Charlie

You are both beautiful too  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Dec 22, 2008, 09:59:14 AM
Dear Daisy,

Peeing on the bed twice was bad enough but to pee in the travel bag over my hairdryer and straightners?

FER-UMING OF STREATHAM HILL.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: adarajames on Dec 22, 2008, 01:04:18 PM
Dear Sony
You were a lovely member of our family. Rest in peace dear boy  :'(
xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Dec 31, 2008, 06:06:47 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Are you watching Wallace and Gromit? It looks as if you are! :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jan 01, 2009, 02:28:47 PM
dear lady
i am worried about you
it was this time last year with roger
please please please be ok :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Custard on Jan 01, 2009, 03:08:19 PM
Dear Jake and Jess

I'm so sorry for the past month - you didn't need the shouting and you didn't deserve to be left alone with only the cat sitter to fed you once a day for 2 weeksover Xmas. Unfortunately I don't think Mammys going to be around much so your stuck with the cat sitter for a while  :-\

I'm so sorry I can't be at home with you. Blame your mammy. I am trying my damdest to find you a lovely home as your mammy has told me the she needs you out the house as shes going to rent it... I REALLY want you to come and live with me but I can't afford to buy a home for you and I'm going to have to rent a flat...
You mammy has done all of this - she could stay in the home but she has found someone else and wants to live closer to them and is not prepared to buy somewhere (she can afford to buy) to take you with her. She has changed - she used to be so lovely... I hope shes still being nice to you guys as you do not deserve it.

I've not seen you two for nearly two weeks and it feels odd knowing I might not see you again  :'( Please take care of one another I raised you well and you are wonderful and bring joy to everyone's hearts.

I promise you no matter what though guys - I will not see you back in the RSPCA no matter what... I wont I wont I wont...

Love always and forever

Your Mummy x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jan 01, 2009, 03:23:04 PM
^ I am sorry about your situaion and I don't know you but can I help you get these poor cats situation sorted somehow?. I feel deeply sad that 2 cats are being just visited twice a day. You can find rental places that take cats. Or post ads to get them rehomed. please? :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Custard on Jan 01, 2009, 03:43:15 PM
^ I am sorry about your situation and I don't know you but can I help you get these poor cats situation sorted somehow?. I feel deeply sad that 2 cats are being just visited twice a day. You can find rental places that take cats. Or post ads to get them re homed. please? :'(

Thanks for your concern.... I feel terrible.
Looking at placing a ad in the paper next week - my ex said she'd have them for another 6 months if needs be but she will be away at least 3 nights a week I reckon. The type of places I'm looking at renting are city centre flats - its not exactly cat friendly - this is financial - I need to be near a train station for work as my ex used to drop me in for work but now I'll be on the train and I need to build a support network and social circle (lived in a couple bubble and have no real friends up north) and as a non driver I need to live in a town... But I know lots of people so I'm putting the word out to everyone. I've tried uploading a photo off my phone onto the computer but can't do - I'm not technical - as was going to put a post on here to see if anyone could take them...

Thanks for your suggestions. I just REALLY wish I could have them... as its bad enough that I'm going to have to live alone... the cats would be great for me - so will certainly look at places that will take them with me - but not moving in anywhere till March as going away travelling.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Jan 02, 2009, 12:25:13 AM
Dear Benjamin,

Please don't do a runner tomorrow. You have "ginger teeth" (as my son calls gingivitis) again. You need a scale, polish and probably some teeth removed.

 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 03, 2009, 01:08:56 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Why did you just climb up the table cloth when you could have jumped straight onto the top of the table?

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Jan 03, 2009, 02:41:25 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Are you watching Wallace and Gromit? It looks as if you are! :D

A friend's cat is very keen on 'In the night garden'. They stick the DVD on, she sits and watches intently.
Very cute.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jan 03, 2009, 08:54:30 PM
dear both
it was a year ago you both had cancer
this time, please be ok
i adore you

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Robiloo on Jan 03, 2009, 09:02:33 PM
Dear Marley,
(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll34/robiloo1985/Photo113.jpg)

I know we don't always see eye to eye, but thats just because you don't understand the radiator cover isn't for trawling. But you're getting so big and intelligent it can be over looked and you understand the words.. oi.. cat.. no, so we'll get there
 :-*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Jan 04, 2009, 09:31:27 PM
Dear C & J

You make my heart melt.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladyboy on Jan 04, 2009, 09:33:14 PM
Dear Freddie

How come your miaows are deeper... haz your 'voice broken'.  Ah bless, you're gettin all growed up!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 04, 2009, 09:46:52 PM
Dear Little Vince,

See, climbing to the top shelf only to be prodded each time you attempt to eat the spider plant and having the word "Down!" exclaimed loudly in your direction isn't actually that fun, especially when you look at me with eyes that say "How the feck am I going to do that then?" and climb on my shoulder to save your embarrassment of not actually knowing how to get down after all!

Still makes me smile, although poor plants :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladyboy on Jan 05, 2009, 09:37:33 PM
Dear Frieda

Good lord, that's the first time since I came into your life that I've seen you drink water from the bowl... does this mean you'll stop drinking from the toilet  :-[ please!

Dear Freddie

Silly boy, either go in or out... you're letting the cold air in yo yoing in and out like that!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Jan 05, 2009, 10:05:49 PM
Oh custard, my heart breaks for you and your cats  :( It all sounds so unfair, and makes me so angry that your ex could seemingly see the cats as so disposable.

It's always a worry when you get a pet, that this could happen, and I worry about it with Bo sometimes. I console myself with practical solutions - I also live in a city, rented flat - my landlady just told me she'd be happy for us to get a pet, and then it was my birthday and along came Bo...but I'll be renting for a long time so - phew! - what I'm trying to say is: perhaps you could offer more in a deposit; offer to show reciepts for 6 monthly professional cleans; ask and try and persuade you're responsible and won't shirk responsibility; show vets notes to say they are flealess etc; explain your situation and how much you love them, and would do anything to keep them...? It's always worth trying - especially offering a bit more deposit.

If I didn't have the courage to ask, I'd try and find a friend of a friend or whatever that would be willing to take them, on the proviso that it didn't work out with my renting - and take a chance that the landlord wouldn't find out.

Maybe this isn't the best advice, but I'd do almost anything to keep Bo, including keeping quiet about having her. Is that irresponsible? My current situation allows me to have her, and I plan to stay until I can buy and the landlady loves us and it's above a shop so she's unlikely to sell. But unexpected things happen and then what would I do? I think I would definately try and keep her. I just couldn't bear losing her and would only give her up if it absolutely threatened my situation - and even then it would probably only be until I'd sorted myself out. I'd *have* to try - most likely keep looking for somewhere that's fine with me having her, whilst she's staying at a friend's place.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Jan 12, 2009, 02:56:21 PM
Dear Boobear,

You really are the best doggy in the world.  Whilst I'm laying in bed feeling like crap you managed to make me laugh so so much - falling head first into the laundry basket whilst trying to get your toy that was attached to the door, was the funniest thing you've ever done.  Wish I had the video camera working!   ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rath on Jan 12, 2009, 03:05:28 PM
Dear Kuro,

I wonder what you're doing right this moment. Are you terrorizing the house in my stead or are you being a good little boy napping somewhere? Whichever it is, I miss you. I hope to see you again in a few months. Hope that paw gets better :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jan 12, 2009, 03:09:54 PM
dear princess lady ruby darling sweet thing
please please dont do this i simply cant bear it :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jan 13, 2009, 02:49:47 AM
dear sweet  sweet babygirl

tomorrow maybe it will all be ok
ive passed the day and evening in a state of anxst
im going to sleep with my fingers crossed that tomorrow we can all go back to normal and that you are somehow miraculously ok
i have some people thinking positives for you

am right here  :-*  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Jan 13, 2009, 11:29:24 AM
Dear Milly,

I'm sorry Z cut your bumhole shaving you.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Jan 13, 2009, 12:40:26 PM
Dear Boobear

Would you like a little sister?  Mummy would love you to have one, I'm just trying to resist the temptation.  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tweety on Jan 13, 2009, 10:16:36 PM
Dear Poppy,

I like your new friend too ...  ;)

Careful!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 13, 2009, 10:19:48 PM
Dear Little Vince,

You are becoming cuddly... yaaaaaaayyyy!!

I love it when you purr on my shoulder.

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jan 13, 2009, 11:57:18 PM
Dear Luu-thee

Happy birthday  :D

Seven already eh? Seems like only yesterday I was witnessing your birth  :P


Dear Pooh

It's your birthday this time next week, old bag  :D :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 14, 2009, 01:09:01 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Half past 5 in the morning is not 'getting up time', no matter how hard you try. And no, looking at my face from milimetres away from my nose is not going to change that fact, it just makes me sneeze!

Did find it funny though :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladyboy on Jan 14, 2009, 08:00:30 PM
Dear Freddie

What have you done this time?  It looks like a puncture wound but it doesn't look deep.  You're also not limping which I think is a good thing.  I shall be keeping a careful eye on you tho  :-\

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jan 14, 2009, 08:09:55 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Half past 5 in the morning is not 'getting up time', no matter how hard you try. And no, looking at my face from milimetres away from my nose is not going to change that fact, it just makes me sneeze!

Did find it funny though :D

Dear Vince

Just be grateful you got the pretty end millimetres from your nose! Some of us have cats who resort to bullying tactics if the pretty end doesn't work.  >:( ::) ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Jan 16, 2009, 02:38:00 PM
Dear Cecil,

Can't wait to go and get you !

PS. You want micronised peas ? Yeah. Go on. You want micronised peas  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Jan 17, 2009, 12:05:14 AM
Dear Mia and Nova

I adore you both so much but If you open the bedroom door and start kneading/grooming on me at 01:00, 02:00, 04:00 etc every night for too much longer I may just as well let you dig a hole and bury me in it now.

It's cute when you do tricks on command though  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladyboy on Jan 17, 2009, 12:06:24 AM
Dear Charlie

It's just hit me  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jan 17, 2009, 01:40:35 AM
dear babygirl
come on!! :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jan 17, 2009, 01:51:25 AM
Dear Vincey,
Why have you pulled my plant over twice tonight? Is it because my ex is here?  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 17, 2009, 02:41:16 AM
Dear Little Vince,

For the next while it's just me and you. We can't have evening food visits if I'm going to be really late any longer so I'll try and keep those days to an absolute minimum, as you're still a little small to go all day and all night without food and a bit of company.

I promise to be home as early as possible if you promise to be a little lazier in the mornings.

Your tooth fell out tonight... it means you're not going to be a kitten for much longer. Still, that doesn't matter as Vince the kitten is going to grow into a very lovely Vince the cat.

:-* Big Vince
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jan 17, 2009, 01:02:16 PM
Your tooth fell out tonight... it means you're not going to be a kitten for much longer. Still, that doesn't matter as Vince the kitten is going to grow into a very lovely Vince the cat.

Aw, mine lost a tooth too the other day. Bless em.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gapster on Jan 17, 2009, 01:13:52 PM
Dearest Felix the Helix

Please let me get some decent sleep tonight and stop being a lil F**ker
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Maia on Jan 17, 2009, 01:22:53 PM
Your tooth fell out tonight... it means you're not going to be a kitten for much longer. Still, that doesn't matter as Vince the kitten is going to grow into a very lovely Vince the cat.

Aw, mine lost a tooth too the other day. Bless em.  :D

In nearly 30 years of having cats, I've never found one of their baby teeth.  How cool. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: evenstar on Jan 17, 2009, 02:57:53 PM
dear babygirl
come on!! :-\

How is she doing?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: maybee on Jan 17, 2009, 03:04:09 PM
Dear Edie
Please don't jump on my chest at 3 o'clock in the morning, thanking you.

Dear Betsy
You don't need to sleep on me, you have a bed for that ::) so get off!  ;)

Love
K
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jan 17, 2009, 04:52:36 PM
Your tooth fell out tonight... it means you're not going to be a kitten for much longer. Still, that doesn't matter as Vince the kitten is going to grow into a very lovely Vince the cat.

Aw, mine lost a tooth too the other day. Bless em.  :D

In nearly 30 years of having cats, I've never found one of their baby teeth.  How cool. :D

Yes, totally cool. I've just felt a pang of envy. 8 kittens I've brought up to the stage where this could have happened. 8.  >:(

Of course I am stupid enough that I would have kept a baby tooth had I found one.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Jan 17, 2009, 04:55:59 PM
Two of Bo's fell out on different occasions when we were play fighting. The first time I thought she'd drawn blood on my hand! The she sort of shook her head comically, and it fell out.

I kept them  :-[ They're so little, it's unreal.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Fox on Jan 17, 2009, 06:21:39 PM
?  kittens lose teeth?!   I've always wondered, but never experienced it myself. I've never found any of Fabien's (nor any from my previous kittencats), although sometimes it feels as though he's left a tooth in me after a biting frenzy!    I'd have kept them too  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jan 18, 2009, 03:56:01 PM
I have a whole little box full of my youngest dogs' baby teeth

<--Proud dog parent  :D

Dear Petit Cochon

It's ok, I can go to the loo by myself. No need for you to wail outside the door!

Dear Wooly

You smell. I think I'll invest in getting someone else to wash you though, as lugging you from the bottom of the garden (where you hid) and all the way up the stairs last time was a bit much, even for my Herculean strength  :-X

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: evenstar on Jan 18, 2009, 04:16:09 PM
Dear Emmy, Maya and Annie, I know you all love cuddles but can I just have one hour in bed when one of you are not restricting my breathing/crushing my bladder/bending my spine  etc...

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jan 19, 2009, 01:29:21 AM
Your tooth fell out tonight... it means you're not going to be a kitten for much longer. Still, that doesn't matter as Vince the kitten is going to grow into a very lovely Vince the cat.

Aw, mine lost a tooth too the other day. Bless em.  :D

Hmmm. Not quite sure how to take the new, mellow mama Scully... She's positively cooing, innit?!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gaia on Jan 19, 2009, 01:44:36 AM
Dear Emmy, Maya and Annie, I know you all love cuddles but can I just have one hour in bed when one of you are not restricting my breathing/crushing my bladder/bending my spine  etc...
*giggles*
That sounds so familiar...

Dear Miss Marple and Mr Holmes,
You both look so blissed out right now :D
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladyboy on Jan 22, 2009, 01:19:17 AM
Dear Freddie and Frieda

What's with the role reversal?  And all the fighting?  :(

Dear J

Big overtherothersideoftheworld kisses.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 22, 2009, 03:21:23 PM
Dear Little Vince,

You are amusing when you chase your tail.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jan 23, 2009, 12:55:29 AM
Dear Mr Bo

Why do you always stomp heavily *right over* my laptop keyboard when I don't pay you the required amount of attention immediately you require it?

Is it because you expect my nonstop maternal devotion during every waking hour (not to mention overnight) or what? Have you forgotten there are other cats who occasionally deserve a passing stroke? Hmm?

 :D You are utterly self-absorbed. And still, you get away with it because I remain besotted.  ::)

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Jan 25, 2009, 05:38:30 PM
Dear *

So - you like your new home ?

 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gali on Jan 25, 2009, 10:47:38 PM
Dear B

I am not a tree!! Yeeowch!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Jan 26, 2009, 12:05:35 AM
Dear Poopsy

No need for the nails
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: angel_on_top on Jan 26, 2009, 01:52:41 PM
Dear Pogle, Hector, Kiki and Chica

Pleeeeease wipe your feet when you've been tramping round the muddy wet garden.  The mat by the cat flap isn't just there for show you know  ::)  Otherwise I'll make you wear wellies or just shut you outdoors until the dry weather arrives.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Plush Velociraptor Cuddlekin on Jan 26, 2009, 02:04:27 PM
Dear Kitten

It is very sweet that you appear to be asleep on the back of my neck.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rath on Jan 28, 2009, 08:46:42 PM
Dear Mimi/Fru-Fru & Velsper,

Welcome to the family :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 28, 2009, 10:08:09 PM
Dear Little Vince,

You're asleep and probably don't realise this, but your ears are twitching like demons... it looks very funny! :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Feb 03, 2009, 01:36:06 PM
Dear Lucca Son
I am so, so sorry that I had to leave you at the vets this morning, you have been so good and have swallowed 4 weeks worth of big pink anti-biotics and lots of kaolin paste and it still hasn't made you well.
You were so poorly this morning and dehydrated and you have lost so much weight, you looked more like a bag of bones than a healthy 2yr old Weimeraner.
I hope the vet can find out what is wrong with you, so far 2 ultrasounds have found nothing, I think he may have to open you up, there has got to be something very very wrong.

Ziggy, I know you are so worried about your brother, you were frantic when I came home without him, and I did tryto explain by saying "poorly" and "vets", but I don't know if you understand.

Can't wait for 6:00 to get you home Lucca, hope its good news.  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BotanicallyBrewed on Feb 03, 2009, 03:18:10 PM
Ziggy, I know you are so worried about your brother, you were frantic when I came home without him, and I did tryto explain by saying "poorly" and "vets", but I don't know if you understand.

Dear Luccamom and Ziggy - thinking of you in your wait for 6pm to get Lucca home
We have an quietly ailing, but amazingly robust, geriatric house rabbit who's health is more down that up at the moment and it's the not being able to explain that is the frustrating bit - though somehow through all the caring attention they do seem to understand that you are fighting on their side.

Hope it's good news too.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 04, 2009, 01:19:33 AM
Dear Mr Bo

Why do you always stomp heavily *right over* my laptop keyboard when I don't pay you the required amount of attention immediately you require it?

Dear Mr Bo,

Thanks, mate. Now I have one gap on my keyboard and an eminently losable plastic ?/ key cover that I may be tempted to superglue into position, thanks to you and your claws stomping all over my *work surface*. Hmph!

Dear Prim

But why must you go haring up to the other end of the garden to do your business? I mean, in the snow, surely you could afford to find somewhere a little less likely to see you returning home with a wet underbelly...?

Dear Tallulah

I forgive you for the way you've shredded my shoulders with your claws. I am, as ever, your piece of furniture.

your loving mum,
Sal
xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Feb 04, 2009, 08:02:42 AM
Dear Lucca
Well you came home from the vets after being on a drip and having yet another ultrasound (which again was clear).  You still have the cannula in, and a very fetching pink bandage, and you have been sooooo good, you haven't even licked it!  You do seem a lot better, so it's back to the V-E-T this morning to have it taken out.  Let's hope the new antibiotics and anti-emetics work!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Feb 04, 2009, 10:36:02 AM
Dear Daisy,

I have a feeling due to AF forgetting to turn the heating off...you are going to have a marveeelllous day today.

Enjoy the heat and the snoozin'.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Feb 04, 2009, 10:52:49 AM
Dear Boobear,

Enjoy your day of adventures again today.  You were so tired last night, it was very cute.  You're probably going to be even more tired tonight after another 4 hours plus of walking.  But don't worry little girl, as much as you are enjoying them, you're not getting them every day, just while there are those yucky people fixing our flat.   :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 04, 2009, 07:22:01 PM
Dear Lucca
Well you came home from the vets after being on a drip and having yet another ultrasound (which again was clear).  You still have the cannula in, and a very fetching pink bandage, and you have been sooooo good, you haven't even licked it!  You do seem a lot better, so it's back to the V-E-T this morning to have it taken out.  Let's hope the new antibiotics and anti-emetics work!

 :o Poor Lucca! I hope he's well again soon, luccamum.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BotanicallyBrewed on Feb 04, 2009, 10:42:14 PM
Dear Lucca
Well you came home from the vets after being on a drip and having yet another ultrasound (which again was clear).  You still have the cannula in, and a very fetching pink bandage, and you have been sooooo good, you haven't even licked it!  You do seem a lot better, so it's back to the V-E-T this morning to have it taken out.  Let's hope the new antibiotics and anti-emetics work!

 :o Poor Lucca! I hope he's well again soon, luccamum.  :-*

Yes, I bet lucca is pleased to be home, hope he gets better soon.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: little bit on Feb 05, 2009, 01:41:38 AM
Dear Hubert Cumberdale,

The bars are not for chewing.. quit it .. I want to sleep!

Dear Milo,

Please cheer up.... they only went on holiday! and stop leaving the small bits of food you silly boy!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ghost on Feb 05, 2009, 09:10:32 AM
Dearest Sydney
It wasn't a fart you did in the bedroom at 3.00am was it? but I didn't realise it was half a ton of sh*t until I'd come back from walking you and Otis down rapist's alley in the dreadful, icy rain, in my pjs.
But well done for doing it on the oak flooring and the wall and not on the carpet.

And that wasn't spilt water in the kitchen was it?

I love you  :-*


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Feb 05, 2009, 10:34:09 AM
Dear Lucca
Well you came home from the vets after being on a drip and having yet another ultrasound (which again was clear).  You still have the cannula in, and a very fetching pink bandage, and you have been sooooo good, you haven't even licked it!  You do seem a lot better, so it's back to the V-E-T this morning to have it taken out.  Let's hope the new antibiotics and anti-emetics work!

 :o Poor Lucca! I hope he's well again soon, luccamum.  :-*

Yes, I bet lucca is pleased to be home, hope he gets better soon.

Thanks Sal and BB.  Latest update on Lucca was that he spent most of the day yesterday on the sofa, cuddled up to me, wrapped up in a furry throw.  He ate a bit but getting him to drink is the most difficult bit, I had to resort to syringing rehydration salts down his throat last night.  He ate his tea, but has only eaten half his breakfast.  He is still VERY subdued and his ribs look like a toast rack, and I can count every one of his vertebrae.
I'm still so worried.  It seems mad now that when he was well and so terribly bouncy, I used to wish he was a bit quieter.  Now I just want him bouncing round and smashing things!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 05, 2009, 03:11:16 PM
Dear Lucca
Well you came home from the vets after being on a drip and having yet another ultrasound (which again was clear).  You still have the cannula in, and a very fetching pink bandage, and you have been sooooo good, you haven't even licked it!  You do seem a lot better, so it's back to the V-E-T this morning to have it taken out.  Let's hope the new antibiotics and anti-emetics work!

 :o Poor Lucca! I hope he's well again soon, luccamum.  :-*

Yes, I bet lucca is pleased to be home, hope he gets better soon.

Thanks Sal and BB.  Latest update on Lucca was that he spent most of the day yesterday on the sofa, cuddled up to me, wrapped up in a furry throw.  He ate a bit but getting him to drink is the most difficult bit, I had to resort to syringing rehydration salts down his throat last night.  He ate his tea, but has only eaten half his breakfast.  He is still VERY subdued and his ribs look like a toast rack, and I can count every one of his vertebrae.
I'm still so worried.  It seems mad now that when he was well and so terribly bouncy, I used to wish he was a bit quieter.  Now I just want him bouncing round and smashing things!

He's lucky to have you there to nurse him, I think. Please keep us posted.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 05, 2009, 03:16:04 PM
Dearest Sydney
It wasn't a fart you did in the bedroom at 3.00am was it? but I didn't realise it was half a ton of sh*t until I'd come back from walking you and Otis down rapist's alley in the dreadful, icy rain, in my pjs.
But well done for doing it on the oak flooring and the wall and not on the carpet.

And that wasn't spilt water in the kitchen was it?

I love you  :-*

Dear Sydney

Oh dear. I can only offer a hug because I'm sure there wasn't malice aforethought.

((((((Sydney))))))

Dear Sydney's mum

You deserve a medal. That 3 am. walk sounds horrid. Not to mention "the other".

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Feb 05, 2009, 08:02:06 PM
Dear Lindsy, that wonderful silver silk tie, that you obviously mistook for chew bone, and looks no where as good as it did when I bought it yesterday, was not for you. Oh sorry, my own fault, I should not have left it on the bed.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BotanicallyBrewed on Feb 05, 2009, 10:11:55 PM
He ate a bit but getting him to drink is the most difficult bit, I had to resort to syringing rehydration salts down his throat last night.  He ate his tea, but has only eaten half his breakfast.  He is still VERY subdued and his ribs look like a toast rack, and I can count every one of his vertebrae.
Yes keeping Lucca hydrated is essential, it'll keep his workings, working. When Dorian (our rabid) has a bad day I syringe feed him dilute cranberry juice (his favourite) though it is probably the sugar that gives him instant pep. I am sure you're on top of things and I'm sure your vet is advising you as to Lucca's diet but if he's able to keep things down perhaps some liver (from organically raised livestock) might get some nutrient rich food down him despite the small quantities he's eating?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner on Feb 06, 2009, 01:43:18 AM
Sorry you little cutie, but your gonna have to sleep in your own bed tonight. I know you are going to scratch at the door and make lots of noise, but i wont be able to let you in or I will be in trouble, again!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Feb 06, 2009, 07:41:02 AM
Dear Lucca
Well you came home from the vets after being on a drip and having yet another ultrasound (which again was clear).  You still have the cannula in, and a very fetching pink bandage, and you have been sooooo good, you haven't even licked it!  You do seem a lot better, so it's back to the V-E-T this morning to have it taken out.  Let's hope the new antibiotics and anti-emetics work!

 :o Poor Lucca! I hope he's well again soon, luccamum.  :-*

Yes, I bet lucca is pleased to be home, hope he gets better soon.

Thanks Sal and BB.  Latest update on Lucca was that he spent most of the day yesterday on the sofa, cuddled up to me, wrapped up in a furry throw.  He ate a bit but getting him to drink is the most difficult bit, I had to resort to syringing rehydration salts down his throat last night.  He ate his tea, but has only eaten half his breakfast.  He is still VERY subdued and his ribs look like a toast rack, and I can count every one of his vertebrae.
I'm still so worried.  It seems mad now that when he was well and so terribly bouncy, I used to wish he was a bit quieter.  Now I just want him bouncing round and smashing things!

Oh poor Lucca, I hope he is doing a lot better this morning. Keep us updated please. When Lindsy was a pup she had a bladder infection that was creating havoc, antibiotics had no effect and there was a real worry that this could become dangerously chronic and possibly fatal. I took her to a Vet who was also a homeopathic, she gave her Berberis tablets, and I changed her diet from dried to organic moist (tinned) food. Except for the occasional diarrhoea and being sick, which is usually because my ex or someone else has given her some sort of doggy snack high in protein, Lindsy has had no problems since. But when she does have the runs and is sick, I get awfully worried about her, wouldn't like to know how I would react if it were to be a serious illness.
Good luck luccamum and Lucca
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ratbag on Feb 06, 2009, 08:40:42 AM
our cat has recently changed from dry to wet food for the exact same reason.


Dear Pippa
Please stop scraping your bowl around the kitchen floor.  It makes me less likely to feed you because you are not, despite what you think, in charge
Thank you
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jenny Talia on Feb 06, 2009, 10:07:04 AM
Dear Rodents.

I'm sorry I removed your awful stinky house, and I'm sorry that you both refuse to use the other house that you were perfectly happy to sleep in before.  I'm also sorry that you both choose to sleep in that thing that is way too small for the both of you.  I just wish you wouldn't fight about it so much ::)  I'm tempted to throw it out, but realise that would be very mean *sigh*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Feb 06, 2009, 02:43:59 PM
Dear Cat,
as much as it makes me laugh at the time you have to stop running up my curtains!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 06, 2009, 02:48:55 PM
Dear Lindsy, that wonderful silver silk tie, that you obviously mistook for chew bone, and looks no where as good as it did when I bought it yesterday, was not for you. Oh sorry, my own fault, I should not have left it on the bed.

OMG, pba, that's practically a tragedy.  :o Silver silk. What's not to love?

Poor Lindsy, she must be feeling so guilty for her mistake...  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 06, 2009, 06:11:32 PM
Dear Chloe,
Pleas stop wiping your nose on my mouse-hand. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Feb 06, 2009, 09:15:58 PM
Dear Lindsy, that wonderful silver silk tie, that you obviously mistook for chew bone, and looks no where as good as it did when I bought it yesterday, was not for you. Oh sorry, my own fault, I should not have left it on the bed.

OMG, pba, that's practically a tragedy.  :o Silver silk. What's not to love?

Poor Lindsy, she must be feeling so guilty for her mistake...  :-\
Her only mistake it seems was that she mistook it for a sock, which she will eat if she finds one (she is worse than the washing machine), but she really does suffer when they reappear. She has taught me to not leave socks lying around though. I only hope they have another of the same tie in the shop, it was reduced so I hope it was not a one of :'( Lindsy knows no guilt ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladylover on Feb 06, 2009, 11:53:20 PM
Dear Ugly,
I quite know what to make of you. You are very cute and loving - but you do make the most incredible amount of noise for something so small. I guess your snuffley sounds are part of you and i should love you as a whole - you are the inspiration for the truffle piggy and for that I thank you.
Keep loving and making people happy x x x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Feb 07, 2009, 12:13:06 AM
^ Is that any way to talk to one's lover?  :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Feb 07, 2009, 12:28:27 AM
Dear Little Vince,

We need to work on where you place your claws when performing parrot cat... suddenly inserting them in a sliding fashion down my neck is perhaps not the most sustainable way of staying on my shoulders. If you could work out a new way of securing yourself in such a position I would be eternally grateful.

:-*
Big Vince
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Feb 07, 2009, 01:13:27 AM
Dear sushi,

i have a dead leg. Please let me move it without shooting me that look.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Feb 07, 2009, 02:26:15 PM
Dear Basil,

I know you are missing your favourite mother, but please stop looking so plaintively at the front door.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Feb 07, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
you cr@pped on my rug! why the rug!!!! why in the house! your dirty little girl!  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Feb 07, 2009, 06:35:00 PM
Dear Jelly.

Do you have to jump from the mezzanine onto the sofa next to me?
What's wrong with the stairs, lazy?
Mummy can't feed you if you give her a heart attack. Just be aware of that.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 07, 2009, 08:51:53 PM
Dear Jelly.

Do you have to jump from the mezzanine onto the sofa next to me?
What's wrong with the stairs, lazy?
Mummy can't feed you if you give her a heart attack. Just be aware of that.

*guilty snigger*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ~AL~ on Feb 08, 2009, 01:16:42 PM
Dear Hizzy, for heavens sake, so I moved your bed to the other side of the bed!  Is it really necessary to display aggressive behaviour because you obviously find it disruptive?  I find it disruptive too.  I can't turn the mattress so even I am sleeping on the other side of the bed.  Its strange and no I didn't sleep well either but I haven't scratched and randomly attacked parts of available flesh on you.   :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Feb 08, 2009, 01:49:10 PM
Dear Vince,
Stop jumping up on onto the kitchen surfaces. You just landed in the frying pan! Lucky for you it wasn't hot.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 08, 2009, 01:52:20 PM
^^^Try covering surfaces with foil - once he's jumped up on that a couple of times, he won't do it again. I think it's the noise that scares them.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Feb 08, 2009, 02:20:10 PM
^^^Try covering surfaces with foil - once he's jumped up on that a couple of times, he won't do it again. I think it's the noise that scares them.

Ooh, thanks for the tip Susanna,  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Feb 08, 2009, 04:22:47 PM
^^^Try covering surfaces with foil - once he's jumped up on that a couple of times, he won't do it again. I think it's the noise that scares them.

Ooh, thanks for the tip Susanna,  :)

Oooh, that could be quite amusing...

*considers covering half of flat with foil to see how long the imprinting would last*

*giggles wickedly*

I've been trying to work out how to stop Little Vince walking across the cooker... I shall try this as soon as I replenish my foil supplies.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Feb 08, 2009, 06:51:39 PM
Dear Hector,

I love you so much.
I love that you follow me everywhere.
That you forget you've been fed tuna and milk half an hour after you've eaten it and meow like a crazy thing when I'm in the kitchen making a cup of tea.
That you come and see me every morning and try so hard and so persistently and so mentally to shimmy and slink your way up my semi-recumbent body towards my neck to nuzzle and pummel and dribble.
That you wait for me outside the loo - sitting goodly and patiently.
That you get yourself locked out the front door and hide under my scooter and look at me with such desperation and relief and joy when I come looking for you, having not endured your pesky love for ages and wondered where you were.
That you smell so bloody awful a lot of the time - your trousers are so furry and things get stuck there and you smell dreadful.
That you lick mashed potato and beans and pasta off my plate.
That you keep losing your collar.  You've had 3 and you're only 5 months old.
That you do that King Kong thing to the poor old Yorkie and she gets so cross and still you do it.
That you have tufty ears.

My darling boy.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner on Feb 08, 2009, 11:38:51 PM
Dear peggy, how did you manage to fall of the cupbaord straight into the bin?You are so teeny and I hope you didnt hurt yourself too much (and no I wasnt laughing at you - honest)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Feb 09, 2009, 12:43:30 PM
Dear Bjorn,

How I wish you came with volume control.

I know you want to go out. I know you don't like the rain. I can assure you that if it's raining in the back garden it'll be raining in the front garden too  ::)

I can also assure you that I'm not going to carry on being a doorwoman just so you can check on the weather. Yes, it is still raining.

You have food, water and your litter tray. You don't actually need to go out at all. Please put a sock in it.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Feb 09, 2009, 06:32:30 PM
Dear Bjorn,

How I wish you came with volume control.

I know you want to go out. I know you don't like the rain. I can assure you that if it's raining in the back garden it'll be raining in the front garden too  ::)

I can also assure you that I'm not going to carry on being a doorwoman just so you can check on the weather. Yes, it is still raining.

You have food, water and your litter tray. You don't actually need to go out at all. Please put a sock in it.


One of mine is exactly the same...........he's driving me nuts !
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Feb 09, 2009, 11:27:12 PM
Dear boys,

I luff you :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 11, 2009, 07:15:18 PM
Dear Miss Prim

You made me into a liar at the vet's, you little stinker!  :-*

AND I had to get a charming young man to help push my car out of the snowbound driveway so I could get you there - I wouldn't have made nearly so much effort, had I known it was all part of an elaborate ploy to get my attention! Nothing wrong, pah! I was left swearing blind you wouldn't eat, you had turned down wild Alaskan red salmon, no less, and you were very unusually subdued to boot, while you effected a miraculous and instantaneous recovery once on the rubber-topped table...

Another grey hair. We will gloss over the damage done to my purse. Thanks, darling.
Your relieved mum,
Sal
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Maia on Feb 11, 2009, 08:04:53 PM
Dear Mungo,

You don't normally understand the phone - not like JJ who used to prise the receiver out of my mum's hand to 'talk' to me.  So when Dad put me on speakerphone, no-one thought you'd notice.

He told me about you leaping up and running to the front door and trilling and chirping like a mad thing.  And then lying down to wait for me.  And velcroing yourself to the carpet and biting Mum when she tried to take you away to the kitchen for the night. 

Darling boy, I'm so sorry I got your hopes up and disappointed you.  I'm honoured that you even remember me when you only see my two weeks a year, let alone by how extravagantly loyal you are.  I always ponder about it and then decide you're better off where you are than with me.  But never think for a second it's because I don't care. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Hockney on Feb 11, 2009, 09:29:51 PM
Darling Rodolfo,

You're still a baby.  Don't you dare leave us.  You have to fight this.

My heart is still in pieces after losing Psychocat.  I can't do it again.

H. x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Feb 11, 2009, 10:23:10 PM
Dear Charlie

Your little grey bits of fur make me smile. I do love you to bits.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tradey on Feb 11, 2009, 11:13:17 PM
Dear little one,

Its only been two days since you went to sleep and I miss you so much.  I miss you purring like a motorbike even when I just touched you slightly, I miss your funny little squeaks, I miss you coming over to me for attention and looking across the room to see you all curled up, sleeping soundly and looking all warm and cosy.

I'd dearly love to give you a cuddle again even though you covered me in fur and to feel you sleeping next to me in the night.

You were a wonderful companion, my munchkin, my little button......  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 12, 2009, 12:26:20 AM
Dear Tallulah and Mr Bo,

I hardly dare breathe in case I nudge one of you by accident and this happy little picture of the two of you snuggled up to each other turns into the usual hisses and fisticuffs. I am so proud of you both for this moment.

*puffs out bosom*

Dear Beeries

For the first time in at least 3 years (first time ever since near feral Mr Bo deigned to accept the food humbly offered at my table) my two warring torties are both curled up on the duvet on the sofa that's meant for me to snuggle under when watching TV on cold evenings. They're not just side by side, they're wedged into each other.  Mr Bo is curled up tightly in a ball, and Tallulah is sphinx-like by his side. I am marveling at this joyous sight! I want to dash into the kitchen to get my camera to immortalise the moment but I'm afraid my movement will shatter the magic.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You get the picture. I have snapped it on my mobile which was nearby so I can't wait to show my family - they won't believe it. They think Mr Bo is a psycho (and there was a time when he was a bit crazy bonkers - they just haven't realised how much he's changed)...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ~AL~ on Feb 12, 2009, 01:11:35 AM
Dear Hizzy,
more and more I realise how important to me you are. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Feb 12, 2009, 06:28:11 PM
(((( Hockney & Rodolfo))))  xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Feb 13, 2009, 09:16:17 AM
Dear Kara,

Why is the list of things to pack I've written for you to take on holiday longer than the one I've written for myself?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Arig on Feb 13, 2009, 09:45:24 PM

Dear Babyboy

Thank f*ck its not leukaemia!! Now what the hell is wrong with you?

Hopefully you will be one of the "miraculous" cases that gets better inexplicably.

I loves you kitty, get better very quick please!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Guineapig on Feb 13, 2009, 09:47:27 PM
Dear Cat.
I can still see the mark you made on the wall.
I miss you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 14, 2009, 01:26:38 PM
Dear Cat.
I can still see the mark you made on the wall.
I miss you.

Dear God! What lies behind that remark? The mind boggles! And with the Guineapig, it could be any of the options...  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Feb 14, 2009, 08:50:04 PM
Dear Will

Our walk today was nice, eh big boy?  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Maia on Feb 15, 2009, 05:28:04 PM
Dear Mungo,

No, Grandma isn't being mean putting the catnip shrub I sent you out of the way.  It has to mature a bit before it's ready to survive your chomping.  Stop screeching at her. 

(To think you were nearly mute 3 years ago.  And then I stupidly spent a whole summer holiday encouraging you to 'speak' so you wouldn't get locked in places. ::)  Sorry, mum. :-[)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Feb 16, 2009, 09:20:56 PM
Dear Little Vince,

You just slid into the chair and hit your head... you really are so dense sometimes. I would give you a quick cuddle, but I'm a little under-dressed right now so you'll have to wait...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Feb 17, 2009, 07:46:44 AM
Dear Jelly.

So now you're tired.
I guess you would be after the rocketcat routine at 4am.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Feb 17, 2009, 12:28:36 PM
Dear Pedro

please let it be your teeth and not the dreaded virus  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Feb 18, 2009, 09:49:54 PM
Dear Hugo,

I get the distinct impression that you are not enamoured with this diet thing - sorry  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Feb 19, 2009, 10:01:10 AM
dear lovergirl
it just gets harder not easier
what a gap youve left
what a gaping chasm
what a huge personality you had
you held us 3 together in a gang and now we're just a quiet folorn 2some
hell i miss you so much and roger is just not eating
and
and

its 2 weeks tomorrow.. :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 19, 2009, 12:20:19 PM
(((((((((((((((((MH)))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((((Roger))))))))))))))))))

Dear my two,

Sorry I forgot the cat food.Sorry I forgot the cat food.Sorry I forgot the cat food.Sorry I forgot the cat food.

I will get some today - even if it means queuing for ages in Lidl (do they sell cat food? :-\)

...and you have got IAMs; it's not as if there is NO. FOOD. AT. ALL. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Feb 19, 2009, 02:10:22 PM
Dear My,

How expensive do you plan on being over the course of your lifetime?

xx

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Feb 26, 2009, 08:32:10 AM
Dear Lindsy, yes that is your travel bag I am getting ready, you are going on holiday. I know you like it there and they are really looking forward to having you stay once again. They tell me you are a very well behaved dog :o . All those other dogs to play with will be fun and in no time you will be picked up and brought home again. Yes I do shed a little tear whenever I kiss you goodbye.
Till Tuesday my beauty :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Feb 27, 2009, 04:20:20 PM
Dear Diesel & Hugo   

Happy Birthday guys  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 27, 2009, 04:41:17 PM
Dear Diesel & Hugo   

Happy Birthday guys  :D

Woot! Happy Birthday, Hugo & Diesel! Have you conned her into giving you a birthday party yet?  :D :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Hockney on Feb 27, 2009, 07:42:00 PM
Dear Mimi,

Hah! That'll keep you out of my knicker drawer!

Now I just have to figure out how to make this work on a practical level...

H. x


Dear Rodolfo,

Seeing you play with a Zebedee mouse today brought joy to my heart.

Keep going babyboy.

H. x


PS Thanks to everyone who has asked after Rodolfo.  It was thought that he had leukemia but a biopsy showed no cancerous cells.  We're now hoping that it's an auto-immune blood disorder.  He's on steroids and an antibiotic and is responding marvellously although his red blood cell count is still atrocious.  He's putting on weight back on and is returning to his old self.  Keep everything crossed that this continues.

 :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sillyness on Feb 27, 2009, 11:01:15 PM
Dear Basil,

yes the nice delivery driver had cat food for you, but standing in the middle of the road waiting expectantly is not the cleverest idea ever. Now repeat after me "the road is for cars not cats"
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Feb 28, 2009, 07:04:07 PM
Dear Rodolfo,

Seeing you play with a Zebedee mouse today brought joy to my heart.

Keep going babyboy.

H. x


PS Thanks to everyone who has asked after Rodolfo.  It was thought that he had leukemia but a biopsy showed no cancerous cells.  We're now hoping that it's an auto-immune blood disorder.  He's on steroids and an antibiotic and is responding marvellously although his red blood cell count is still atrocious.  He's putting on weight back on and is returning to his old self.  Keep everything crossed that this continues.

 :)

Please bear in mind that some of us may make more typos than usual because of crossed eyes as well as fingers and toes out of their usual places, won't you?! So glad to hear he's gaining weight and making progress.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: xzigzagxx on Feb 28, 2009, 08:44:05 PM
Dear Daisy,

I know you are cute and everyone wants to talk to you but that does not mean you can run and nearly dislocate my shoulder by trying to greet every single person that walks by.....

And I know your toothy pegs are hurting and that one fell out today but that doesn't mean you can chew everything in sight...

And even though you are driving me insane, I still love you.......

x x x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Feb 28, 2009, 08:45:51 PM
Dear Vince,
You mesmerize everyone who meets you.  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Feb 28, 2009, 08:46:13 PM
.....Lidl (do they sell cat food? :-\)

They do.
They sell sachets of Opticat which my 3 love.  (They're not so keen on the tins.)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Mar 01, 2009, 04:22:15 AM
Dear Sushi

An intact mouse gift, just for us. Well done you! And you were so proud of yourself, too.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: DaddyBear on Mar 01, 2009, 04:33:31 AM
Dear Sushi

An intact mouse gift, just for us. Well done you! And you were so proud of yourself, too.

aw perhaps her day (s) on the streets recently she picked up a mouse habit?  :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Mar 02, 2009, 10:10:12 AM
Dear Daisy,

I am really looking forward to summer...hoping very much you go out to play and leave us to sleep!

Scatching at the door at 5am is v. annoying - I iz tired! *flicks your ear*

PS - you're off to the vets on Saturday - hahaha!  :D :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Mar 02, 2009, 11:17:53 AM
Dear Cat
You amaze me!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Mar 02, 2009, 12:09:44 PM
Dear George,

Its a cat's life, huh?

x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Mar 02, 2009, 12:35:47 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Errr, sorry! You were never going to use them anyway and this way you'll be a little less jumpy and scratch and perhaps a little more cuddlier.

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/funny-pictures-kitten-is-back-from-vet-and-something-is-missing.jpg)

Alas, by 2pm they will not!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Mar 02, 2009, 01:04:10 PM
dear litle vince's furry packet
tarra!
 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Mar 02, 2009, 05:32:44 PM
dear litle vince's furry packet
tarra!
 :D

:D


Dear Little Vince,

You're home! Hurrah!!! And your furry packet... well, I'm sure you've noticed it missing by now...

Surprisingly you're not actually drunk... like owner like pet... takes stronger stuff dunnit Vince!!

Anyway, yes you may sleep on my hoodie, just this once mind!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: WeeMonkey on Mar 02, 2009, 09:38:34 PM
Dear harlequin 1 & danio 1 - quit chasing each other round the tank like loony-fish.
One of yers is gonna get hurt
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Destined4Hades on Mar 02, 2009, 10:17:23 PM
Dear Winnie and Little Black Cat,

As you really are not ours, we really should charge you for room and board!  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Mar 03, 2009, 09:03:53 PM
Dear Hugo.

I know being on a diet isn't much fun but could you please

a) stop wolfing down your food then pushing Diesel out the way and nicking his

b) not display your displeasure by walking over my head at 3 am and trilling in my ear !

Thank you in anticipation
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Mar 04, 2009, 12:37:26 AM
Dear very-old-Henny

Pls try not to peg out/escape/have a funny turn while I am in charge  :-X


Dear Wooby

I wuff you  :D. I do not love when you poo and wee indoors. So, none of that, k?


Dear Lucy #2

We've never met before, I'll be your pretend mummy until Friday  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner on Mar 04, 2009, 08:07:20 PM
Dear Peggy o'shea and murphy, your mummies are going away for a couple of weeks. We have left lots of food for you and your favourite crunchy biscuits. Three different people will look after you in our absence and will hopefully spoil you until we get back.

Missing you already and love you both very much

Love

Your mummies

p.s you look so cute fast asleep. I wish i could slip you both in the case and take you on holiday with us. See you very soon x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tradey on Mar 04, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
Dear Harley,

Not you as well my little man.....  :-\

I hope we will be seeing each other soon and get back to having our little conversations.  I know you don't like it but be good for those nice vets and no singing too loudly!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Hockney on Mar 05, 2009, 12:33:44 AM
Rodolfo is doing really, really well.  His red blood cell count has improved unbelievably and he's put 200g back on so here are a couple of photos of his route to recovery. These were taken after his biopsy. 


(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l462/Hockney2008/DSC03469.jpg)

Help me. Please!

(http://i331.photobucket.com/albums/l462/Hockney2008/DSC03497-1.jpg)

Ground Control to Major Tom...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Mar 05, 2009, 12:36:14 AM
Brilliant news Hockers - give him a stroke for me x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Hockney on Mar 05, 2009, 12:40:04 AM
Brilliant news Hockers - give him a stroke for me x

 :-*

(or come over for dinner and do it yourself!)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tradey on Mar 05, 2009, 12:51:11 AM
Nice one Hockney..... cute pics.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Mar 05, 2009, 12:58:12 AM
Brilliant news Hockers - give him a stroke for me x

 :-*

(or come over for dinner and do it yourself!)

An offer I can't refuse  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Mar 05, 2009, 01:06:25 AM
Brilliant news Hockers - give him a stroke for me x

 :-*

(or come over for dinner and do it yourself!)

An offer I can't refuse  :D
there's an 'anything for a pussy stroke eh turnip' daily sport joke in there i am sure but no i simply cant see it  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Beautiful_Strange on Mar 05, 2009, 08:32:52 AM
dear naughty kitten,

if u piss on the bed again i will send u to the RSPCA or kebab shop!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Mar 05, 2009, 07:29:41 PM
Dear Lindsy, sorry but your doggy bed does not fit in my new flat, so I am afraid you will have to either sleep on the couch or on my bed. I'm sure you can understand and cope with me either sitting next to you or taking some of the bed for myself.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Maia on Mar 05, 2009, 09:15:13 PM
He looks great, Hockney.  Hope he keeps improving. :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Mar 05, 2009, 10:14:16 PM
Dear Vince,
Why do you not like drinking water from your bowl when it's on the floor, but it's ok when it's in the sink? Why do you always want to drink water coming from the tap in the bathroom? Answers on a postcard, crazycat.  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Mar 06, 2009, 12:07:55 PM
Dear *,

Please be alright  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Mar 06, 2009, 07:42:05 PM
Dear Vince,
What's will the intense crying all of a sudden? You don't seem to be crying about anything specific either. Just generally pulling at my heartstrings for no good reason.  >:(

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tradey on Mar 06, 2009, 07:52:34 PM
Dear Harley,

Its good to have you home little man, fingers and paws crossed for the lab results huh.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Mar 06, 2009, 10:39:57 PM
Dear *
 
Don't you ever scare us like that again !
 
Silly bloody rabbit ..
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: evenstar on Mar 09, 2009, 06:33:49 PM
Dear Annie,  please please start eating soon, your worring me silly.

Please get better, even Emmy is worried.


 :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Mar 11, 2009, 01:31:39 PM
Dear Luke,

Rest In Peace. My heart is breaking but memories of your happy life will mend it. Sweet dreams my man :-* :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BotanicallyBrewed on Mar 11, 2009, 02:19:27 PM
Dear Luke,

Rest In Peace. My heart is breaking but memories of your happy life will mend it. Sweet dreams my man :-* :'(

(((Brighty)))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Mar 11, 2009, 02:23:16 PM
Dear Luke,

Rest In Peace. My heart is breaking but memories of your happy life will mend it. Sweet dreams my man :-* :'(

(((((Brighty))))) sorry to hear of your loss
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Mar 11, 2009, 08:39:34 PM
Dear Luke,

Rest In Peace. My heart is breaking but memories of your happy life will mend it. Sweet dreams my man :-* :'(
so sorry Brighty.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: WeeMonkey on Mar 11, 2009, 11:57:11 PM
RIP Becky-Plecky
I know people will say you were only a fish, but you were my oldest fish and I'm gonna miss seeing you movin round the tank with that "this is my turf" glide  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Mar 12, 2009, 08:11:19 AM
Dear Little Vince,

Yes you are benefiting from insomnia... yay for you!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Mar 12, 2009, 10:10:37 AM
Dear Daisy,

Thanks for the 2.30am frog by my side of the bed this morning  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Mar 12, 2009, 10:19:05 AM
Dear Daisy,

Thanks for the 2.30am frog by my side of the bed this morning  ::) ::)

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Mar 12, 2009, 10:19:46 AM
Dear Daisy,

Thanks for the 2.30am frog by my side of the bed this morning  ::) ::)

 ;D ;D

I nearly stood on it  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Mar 12, 2009, 10:23:21 AM
Dear Daisy,

Thanks for the 2.30am frog by my side of the bed this morning  ::) ::)

 ;D ;D

I nearly stood on it  >:(

She loves you  :D

Ribbit.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Mar 12, 2009, 10:28:31 AM
(http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp285/brightysworld/DSC00303.jpg)

Luke.

25th November 1994 - 11th March 2009

 :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Mar 12, 2009, 10:39:40 AM
Oh Brighty, so so sorry for your loss. ((hugs and big love to you))



Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Mar 12, 2009, 11:17:27 AM
Dear Cat
you are now officially 1 HAPPY BIRTHDAY  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Mar 12, 2009, 11:37:38 AM
Oh Brighty, so so sorry for your loss. ((hugs and big love to you))

Thank you :-* He was my dog for 14 years. He was put to sleep with my my arms wrapped round him (he was a big dog!) and telling him he is loved. It was the best and most peaceful passing he could have had and at exactly the right time for him. That doesn't take the pain and tears away at the moment but after a while it will be a great comfort. He had a very happy life :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Mar 12, 2009, 02:29:24 PM
(http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp285/brightysworld/DSC00303.jpg)

Luke.

25th November 1994 - 11th March 2009

 :'(

((((Brighty)))))
He was a gorgeous dog, wasn't he?
You are in my thoughts.  You gave him the best life and a good death, if death ever can be good.
The pain fades eventually, but it never goes away entirely, 2 years later, if someone mentions George, I am a wreck.
Take care of yourself.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Mar 12, 2009, 08:33:20 PM
(http://i420.photobucket.com/albums/pp285/brightysworld/DSC00303.jpg)

Luke.

25th November 1994 - 11th March 2009

 :'(
wow what a handsome dog Luke was Brighty, I love the way his big paws are sinking into the grass.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Mar 12, 2009, 09:33:25 PM
Thanks for your kind words about Luke :-* He went to live with my parents when my daughter was born as she spent 2 years in hospital and I lived there with her. He was so settled after those 2 years and my parents so attached we decided it was best not to uproot him again (he was a rescued pup) so he stayed living with them. I saw him a few times a week and he used to come and stay with me and my other 2 dogs. They all loved each other :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tweety on Mar 12, 2009, 10:05:57 PM
Dear Poppy,

I know you do enjoy licking your private parts but is it really necessary to do it in front of me?

I don't do it in front of you either, do I?! Ok, you have seen me naked but not with my legs behind my head ... uhm, actually :-[ ...  just stop typing tweety ... stop it RIGHT NOW!  :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Mar 12, 2009, 10:09:39 PM
Dear Poppy,

I know you do enjoy licking your private parts but is it really necessary to do it in front of me?

I don't do it in front of you either, do I?! Ok, you have seen me naked but not with my legs behind my head ... uhm, actually :-[ ...  just stop typing tweety ... stop it RIGHT NOW!  :-[

^ I lolled when I read that! don't stop Tweety! don't stop lol
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Mar 14, 2009, 11:35:31 PM
Dear Harley bo,

can't quite believe that may be the last time I will see you just like I kept expecting your little sis to appear and what with Paddy moving on it's all just so sad ,glad I got to give you a kiss and you know you have been loved. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: smiling on Mar 14, 2009, 11:42:52 PM
dear fridolin (my sister's cat),
you are so very cute and your friendship with the neighbours' dog!  :D you are lucky to have a friend like her, who comes and picks you up for playing outside and tries to convince you it would be nice to play by bringing her red ball to your doorstep :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jenny Talia on Mar 15, 2009, 12:25:57 AM
Dear pain,
You're on heat ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Mar 15, 2009, 03:28:28 AM
Dear little dudes

I missed you madly too. Dingos aren't a patch on you two.

Pretty though they were..... ;)

D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Mar 15, 2009, 04:18:31 AM
Dear Little Vince, I miss your purry face. :-/ You have big cuddles coming later.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gapster on Mar 15, 2009, 07:10:31 AM
Dearest Boys,

I miss you both so much :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Pocahontas on Mar 15, 2009, 01:06:02 PM
Dear Mummy,

We miss you so much too  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Mar 16, 2009, 02:35:44 PM
Cat! are you pregnant?! a trip to the vets me thinks! and if your not your getting done  :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Mar 16, 2009, 03:10:46 PM
Dear Luke,

Missing you xx



Dear Boys,

Too cute :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Mar 16, 2009, 08:51:22 PM
Dear rabbit,

Please stop flirting with my girlfriend  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ~AL~ on Mar 16, 2009, 08:54:15 PM
Dear Hizzy,
what a lovely day it has been with you!  I don't think I have seen you so excited and playful for a long time.  So which is it then.....the preference?  Catnip or Valerian Octopus ? 

Hmmm, methinks the octopus  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: scribble on Mar 17, 2009, 10:43:38 AM
Dear Tig
So sorry about the trip to the vet yesterday but it's only once a year for your boosters. Unless you keep getting into fights with that other tabby. When will he realize that the back garden is your domain eh?

Also very sorry for the huge worming pill that we made you take. You looked rather disgusted with us but it's all for your own good you know!
 


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lykopis on Mar 17, 2009, 11:43:51 AM
Dear dog,

Yes mummy is a feminist and no, mummy doesn’t believe in gender stereotyping. Mummy has been an out politicised lesbian for over 20 years and mummy has done lots of work in equal ops etc.

So no, mummy does not understand why she calls you her tiny little angel and has given you a pink collar.

*confused*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Mar 17, 2009, 04:51:55 PM
Dear dog,

Yes mummy is a feminist and no, mummy doesn’t believe in gender stereotyping. Mummy has been an out politicised lesbian for over 20 years and mummy has done lots of work in equal ops etc.

So no, mummy does not understand why she calls you her tiny little angel and has given you a pink collar.

*confused*

I know. It's kinda hard to cut out *all* the pink and purple Barbie-kinda stuff. Just when you think you've nailed it, it sneaks back in somewhere. Verrrrrry insidious.  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Mar 17, 2009, 05:19:19 PM
stop eating my sunflowers!!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Mar 17, 2009, 05:26:27 PM
Hugo - hang on in there my man. slimmer of the year title awaits you

Diesel - please refrain from sucking my right leg !
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Mar 17, 2009, 06:26:46 PM
Dear dog,

Yes mummy is a feminist and no, mummy doesn’t believe in gender stereotyping. Mummy has been an out politicised lesbian for over 20 years and mummy has done lots of work in equal ops etc.

So no, mummy does not understand why she calls you her tiny little angel and has given you a pink collar.

*confused*

I know. It's kinda hard to cut out *all* the pink and purple Barbie-kinda stuff. Just when you think you've nailed it, it sneaks back in somewhere. Verrrrrry insidious.  ;D

I howled when I read this.
Keelin (tiny, beautiful, female dilute tortie cat) has always had black leather studded collars, she is such an aggressive bully, they just seemed to suit her.
She broke her collar last week.  The only collar that Mrs L could get her was, yes, pink with little silver paw studs on it.  She hates it!  And I got to hear Mrs L apologising to her for buying it!
Lucca on the other hand (35kg, entire male stud Weimeraner), is currently wearing a beautiful pink leather collar with tiny white polka dots.  He looks stunning in it!
We have worries about Lucca though, he doesn't seem to be Interested In Girls. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Mar 18, 2009, 12:37:52 AM
Dear Little Vince,

Lying on the Control key as I scroll my mouse wheel causes all the writing on the page to become either tiny or HUGE... please refrain, I keep thinking I need glasses!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Mar 18, 2009, 10:01:05 AM
Dear Daisy,

Another frog - you clever girl  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lykopis on Mar 18, 2009, 11:58:01 AM
Just when you think you've nailed it, it sneaks back in somewhere. Verrrrrry insidious.  ;D

Darn right.. I'm sure it all started when I bought my boy dog a blue collar without even thinking.. *shakes head*

I don't think it helps that they seem to be confirming the gender stereotypes as well.. on a walk, he gets filthy and rolls in everything and she prances along looking pristine..

Luccamum, perhaps I should swap their collars round.. see if that makes a difference..

(edited as I am stupid and cannot spell today)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Mar 18, 2009, 06:06:06 PM
Dear George,

Funny-five-minutes?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Mar 18, 2009, 06:12:39 PM
Dear Vince,
Seeing you wobbling along the fence makes me want to laugh and cry. How am I going to hide you from the landlord?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Mar 18, 2009, 11:30:22 PM
Ok Beagle.

You are nearly 2 years old. Which is when the chewing is supposed to stop. So that is one of the last toilet rolls you'll chew, right? Riiiight.

D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Mar 18, 2009, 11:41:24 PM
Dear Luke,

1 week on. Missing you badly :'( I can't stop wondering what happens to dogs when they pass away :-\ Wherever you are, I hope you still know how loved you are. I'm always going to talk about you, think about you. You will never be forgotten. You have taken a piece of my heart with you, hold on to it. It's yours :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Chez on Mar 18, 2009, 11:43:58 PM
(((Brighty)))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Mar 19, 2009, 08:18:23 AM
Ok Beagle.

You are nearly 2 years old. Which is when the chewing is supposed to stop. So that is one of the last toilet rolls you'll chew, right? Riiiight.

D

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 19, 2009, 09:40:47 AM
OMG Chloe! :o :o :o

How can such a small cat make such a LARGE smell???

:-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Mar 19, 2009, 10:30:17 AM
Dear Daisy,

Okay, okay, I got it  :D

Two frogs.  Two mice today.  Mother's Day gifts for both your Mum's!  Lovely!

No more.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ~AL~ on Mar 20, 2009, 10:13:56 AM
Dear Hizzy, sorry but it's cattery a day early.  As always I will miss you, but I need to de wee my flat! before I go away.  We had nice cuddles this morning though  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Mrs Ruby Tuesday Chunter on Mar 20, 2009, 03:24:45 PM
Dear Kelpie that  I dont actually know,

We will have such fun! you me and the missus makes three....just wont be happening for a while yet....But we will love it!! (And the missus will spoil you....)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Mar 20, 2009, 04:05:41 PM
Dear boys,

We have a garden and lots of sunshine- go out and play eh?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Mar 20, 2009, 09:08:49 PM
Dear William

You.Dirty.Gruffalo  ::)

*holds nose*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 26, 2009, 10:27:03 AM
Dear Cosmo,

How come I have a mostly fur-coated house and you are not bald? ???
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Mar 26, 2009, 11:06:46 AM
Dear Daisy,

Not impressed.

Poor little birdie.  I think we saved it, so ha ha ha.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Mar 26, 2009, 05:52:52 PM
Dear Cecil,

Thank you for leaping onto the sofa to help me with digesting that person spec. I am quite frankly in awe of your gymnastic agility  :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Mar 26, 2009, 09:07:32 PM
Dear Vince,
Please come back.
 :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Hockney on Mar 26, 2009, 09:29:43 PM
Dear Rodolfo,

Your blood results and weight are so normal that even your vet is flabbergasted.

Little miracle weirdo.

 ;D

H. x


Dear Mimi,

Your partner in crime is back to full strength.  Don't break him.

 :-*

H. x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ~AL~ on Mar 26, 2009, 09:55:03 PM
/\  awww, am so pleased  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Hockney on Mar 26, 2009, 09:58:20 PM
/\  awww, am so pleased  :)


From death's door to energetic one year old in six weeks is some rollercoaster ride.  I don't want to repeat it any time soon!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ~AL~ on Mar 26, 2009, 11:04:29 PM
tough little guy  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 27, 2009, 10:01:48 AM
Dear Cosmo,

How come I have a mostly fur-coated house and you are not bald? ???

Oh. OK. I get it.

There are more unpleasant things to cover the house with... :-X

*dons rubber gloves and places peg securely on nose*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Mar 27, 2009, 12:22:08 PM
i wish we could keep you ALL the time. going back and forth sucks!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Princess Bexy ® on Mar 27, 2009, 01:46:08 PM
Dear Skippy.

I know your Bev's pet really and not mine but I cant believe you passed away today. you will be missed by me and bev so much we both love you so so much.

R.I.P Skippy
27th March 2009 -11.30am

Love Bexy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Mar 27, 2009, 08:01:22 PM
Dear Vince,
Please come back.
 :(

Dear Scully - is he back? Is he, is he?

Lickety-split if you please!

An Anxious Fan
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Mar 27, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
Dear Rodolfo,

Your blood results and weight are so normal that even your vet is flabbergasted.

Little miracle weirdo.

 ;D

H. x


Dear Mimi,

Your partner in crime is back to full strength.  Don't break him.

 :-*

H. x

Best news of the day!  ;D

Woot!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Mar 27, 2009, 08:03:48 PM
Dear Skippy.

I know your Bev's pet really and not mine but I cant believe you passed away today. you will be missed by me and bev so much we both love you so so much.

R.I.P Skippy
27th March 2009 -11.30am

Love Bexy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh, Bexy. I'm so sorry for you and Bev. It's always terribly hard, even if they were old and you know they are out of pain. It's just one of those stinky things that there's no easy way to handle.

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ~AL~ on Mar 27, 2009, 09:24:32 PM
Dear Skippy.

I know your Bev's pet really and not mine but I cant believe you passed away today. you will be missed by me and bev so much we both love you so so much.

R.I.P Skippy
27th March 2009 -11.30am

Love Bexy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

((((((((((((((hugs for you both))))))))))))))))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Mar 27, 2009, 10:52:27 PM
Dear Vince,
Please come back.
 :(

Dear Scully - is he back? Is he, is he?

Lickety-split if you please!

An Anxious Fan

He has taken to going out at night (he cries annoyingly until I let him out). He does come back, but only after I wander around like a fool calling for him.

I worry so.  :(

Tonight I discovered he was harassing my neighbour's ancient cat, who was emitting a weird moaning sound.  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Mar 29, 2009, 09:18:04 PM
Dear Vince,
Please come back.
 :(

Dear Scully - is he back? Is he, is he?

Lickety-split if you please!

An Anxious Fan

He has taken to going out at night (he cries annoyingly until I let him out). He does come back, but only after I wander around like a fool calling for him.

I worry so.  :(

Tonight I discovered he was harassing my neighbour's ancient cat, who was emitting a weird moaning sound.  ::)

Has he a preference for the older woman, do you think? Or possibly the older man?

You get bucketloads of sympathy for being the lunatic woman calling out a name at repeated intervals through the night. There have been a handful of times when I've just let the animal stay out because I couldn't stay awake. Sometimes it's 0230 and they're not all in yet. That's about the time Cats' Protection official advice to keep 'em in seems like a good idea for *another* day.

It's all a Test, you know. You are being Trained. I shall IM him immediately and let him know you have passed and you will be *suffering* until he comes home. Hopefully that will nip it in the bud. Unless he's got me on "ignore", of course!  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Princess Bexy ® on Mar 29, 2009, 09:28:12 PM
Dear Skippy.

I know your Bev's pet really and not mine but I cant believe you passed away today. you will be missed by me and bev so much we both love you so so much.

R.I.P Skippy
27th March 2009 -11.30am

Love Bexy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Oh, Bexy. I'm so sorry for you and Bev. It's always terribly hard, even if they were old and you know they are out of pain. It's just one of those stinky things that there's no easy way to handle.

 :-*
Dear Skippy.

I know your Bev's pet really and not mine but I cant believe you passed away today. you will be missed by me and bev so much we both love you so so much.

R.I.P Skippy
27th March 2009 -11.30am

Love Bexy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

((((((((((((((hugs for you both))))))))))))))))))))

Thank you both.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: WeeMonkey on Mar 29, 2009, 09:51:35 PM
Dear Dyson - I hope you like your new home in this here aquarium, and are grateful we vetoed G's suggestion to call you "sucker"!!  ;D As a 7 year old she wasn't to know it wouldn't be a good name  :P

Go clean the tank you cute liddle thing you
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner on Mar 29, 2009, 10:38:02 PM
Dear murphy, you are welcome to sit on my lap but I can't keep stroking you. I am trying to read and you keep knocking my books with your wet nose. You look so cute and cheeky and if you don't stop you are going to win
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tradey on Mar 30, 2009, 08:14:42 PM
Dear Harley,

Your journey is complete my little man :-*

 :'(

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Mar 30, 2009, 08:31:05 PM
Dear Jeffrey

I am sorry about Sunday - I am a bad mother  :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Mar 30, 2009, 10:14:57 PM
Dear Misty,

Do you remember you came in twos?  Do you remember being brand new?  You were a sign of things to come.  And do  you remember * said - one cat!  One cat only!  And you both turned up...and * fell in-love with you.  And he always said...You were HIS cat.  And you were!  And it was * who always favoured me....and then I moved on.   But you both represented one thing (for me) - moving on and being gay……it was the final chapter.

And I cried tonight.  And I'm crying now and I feel like a fool. 

I'm utterly heartbroken.  And after this..no more cats.

RIP  Misty-Moo.

LJHxx

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Mar 30, 2009, 10:18:37 PM
^Oh noes  :-\ :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Mar 30, 2009, 10:24:37 PM
No more cats.   :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: maybee on Mar 30, 2009, 10:28:16 PM
(((((GG))))))))
 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Colonel Mustard on Mar 30, 2009, 10:32:23 PM
Dear Misty,

Do you remember you came in twos?  Do you remember being brand new?  You were a sign of things to come.  And do  you remember * said - one cat!  One cat only!  And you both turned up...and * fell in-love with you.  And he always said...You were HIS cat.  And you were!  And it was * who always favoured me....and then I moved on.   But you both represented one thing (for me) - moving on and being gay……it was the final chapter.

And I cried tonight.  And I'm crying now and I feel like a fool. 

I'm utterly heartbroken.  And after this..no more cats.

RIP  Misty-Moo.

LJHxx


 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladylover on Mar 30, 2009, 10:35:28 PM
I want an otter - (not a steamy otter)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: WeeMonkey on Mar 30, 2009, 10:37:22 PM
awww ((((((GG))))))  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Y2KBABE on Mar 31, 2009, 10:08:36 AM
Dear Misty,

Do you remember you came in twos?  Do you remember being brand new?  You were a sign of things to come.  And do  you remember * said - one cat!  One cat only!  And you both turned up...and * fell in-love with you.  And he always said...You were HIS cat.  And you were!  And it was * who always favoured me....and then I moved on.   But you both represented one thing (for me) - moving on and being gay……it was the final chapter.

And I cried tonight.  And I'm crying now and I feel like a fool. 

I'm utterly heartbroken.  And after this..no more cats.

RIP  Misty-Moo.

LJHxx


Oh LJ... sending lots of hugs and kisses xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Mar 31, 2009, 10:25:17 AM
Fanks x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Mar 31, 2009, 02:47:08 PM
Dear Maisy and Milly,

I hope you two are T-O-A-S-T-I-E today.......Enjoy it while it lasts ladies!

*Has image of you both hanging out by the radiator, drinking cocktails in bermuda shorts and lifting your glasses up to me*

 >:( @ myself for forgetting to turn off heating this morning.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Mar 31, 2009, 02:54:12 PM
Dear Jake,

You were so brave at the vets today :D A couple of days and your ear will be itch free ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Mar 31, 2009, 10:01:53 PM
Dearest Bo cub,

So mmm, yes, now you know you're not the only cat in the world. The big cat chased you, you say? And swiped at you? I did, in fact, hear you growling and hissing but it was the crying that made me look up at the roof and trees. I thought you were stuck because that's the crying sound you make when you are...stuck.

You see my darling Bo-sicle, although I went into Mama Bear mode and shooed and clapped the mean, big fat cat away, you can't cry. Growling is good, hissing is good but crying is big non-no. You play the big-I-am in the flat - your domain, your territory - let's take that to the outside!

We'll put you through cat camp - mummy has already been volunteered to dress as a big cat to leap out on you. Practice on her! Hiss and growl at her, and do that weird sideways walk you do. Mebbe even take a few swipes. Chase her out of your manor, and see her on her way!

You need to toughen up, chicken. You've been a princess for far too long, and you've been begging to go out and you stay out a little bit later now, you love it. You *can* go out again, there's no need to be afraid, and if you see the mean cat again take a few swipes back. Defend your territory!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Apr 01, 2009, 11:12:23 AM
Dear Maisy and Milly,

I hope you two are T-O-A-S-T-I-E today.......Enjoy it while it lasts ladies!

*Has image of you both hanging out by the radiator, drinking cocktails in bermuda shorts and lifting your glasses up to me*

 >:( @ myself for forgetting to turn off heating this morning.

Enjoy it again today.  :-[

Spritzy <---- Idiot.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Apr 01, 2009, 11:42:55 AM
 ;D

I do it all the time  :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Apr 01, 2009, 11:56:23 AM
are you trying to get my undivided attention?? STOP EATING MY SUNFLOWERS.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Apr 01, 2009, 10:06:46 PM
Dear Little Vince,

What's with all these noises you keep making?

Why when we play is your soul motive to get the flesh on the palm of my hand between your sharp little teeth?

Where have half your toys disappeared to?

I believe my hair is softer and fluffier than yours. That can't be right...come here so I can check yours again.

It's funny when you slide across the floor when you try to stop and don't hit any carpet to do so.

That's all for now... unless of course you fancy watching the football. I give you 5 minutes into the second half before you start batting at the TV.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 02, 2009, 04:01:37 PM
Dear Cecil,
 
I feel bad about you sat in your cage til this evening. But it really is your own stupid fault for hiding when I tried to get you out ..
 
Lots of love from your inferior mummy ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: snazzyaussie on Apr 02, 2009, 11:52:27 PM
Dear Bruin,

Ease please please be ok. I'm so sorry I didn't find you sooner.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner on Apr 03, 2009, 05:01:37 PM
Dear peggy, I love it when you do that big yawn and look like you gone cross eyed. You are so cute small girl :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Mosaic on Apr 04, 2009, 11:04:45 AM
Dear Jess

You look great with one eye - if a bit shifty!  Glad you are out of pain.  We knew you on the mend as soon as you were clamering up on the side the minute our backs were turned to steal leftovers!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Apr 04, 2009, 03:31:30 PM
Dear hounds

You really were a task to walk today. Behave better tomorrow  >:(

From
The Pack Leader (?)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca on Apr 04, 2009, 11:55:48 PM
Dear Maverick and Blue

I miss you, I hope they're taking care of you well.  Maverick:  you have the best life, I'm proud I made that happen, and I'll never forget you getting stuck in the bog.  Blue:  you gave my children something I couldn't have gone to South America and paid thousands for, so I hope your owner isn't feeding you doughnuts and apple pies again.  And if she does, I hope you die happy from it, and doing so teaches me to let go, and my kids to let go.

Current smaller friends:  don't get run over.  Avoid cars.  Don't chase sheep.  And - Musca:  don't get the sheep to chase you.  It makes the farmer come out and really, really stare, and people round here already think I'm strange for walking in the hills with a black cat, without you winding up whole herds of sheep and leading them on merry dances around their fields.  You are the world's most embarrassing cat.  This summer, don't go stealing the burgers from people's barbeques and bringing them home for the dog.  Or sneaking into the pub and nicking the ham.  They took issue with this.  You are not helping me to fit in.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Apr 05, 2009, 10:01:41 PM
(well not my pet now but my lovely friends pet and always my pet in my heart of course)

Seeing you on the webcam today has lifted my heart,have missed you so much but that was just great you look so content and happy and that makes me very happy.

I am sure the cat's will get used to you, you are being the perfect gentlemen with them,keep up the good work and it will pay off.

Your new owners are clearly enjoying having you around and this makes me so proud of you.

See you (via the cam!) next week.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ~AL~ on Apr 06, 2009, 02:02:40 AM
Dear Hizzy,
picking you up tomorrow.  Seems like ages.  I hope you have been alright, but according to the nice lady at the cattery you were fine.  She even said i could talk to you, yes... ::)  She said miaow for mummy...........I bet you did the cat version of rolling eyes too!!! 



Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Apr 06, 2009, 02:21:02 PM
Dear Mr Bo

Please stop snoring. I know why you do it but I'm just not missing men.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Apr 06, 2009, 03:01:03 PM
This morning I woke up and you were sleeping with your head on the pillow. Can we go back to the "cat " and "owner" model, before things get out of control?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Apr 06, 2009, 03:17:35 PM
This morning I woke up and you were sleeping with your head on the pillow. Can we go back to the "cat " and "owner" model, before things get out of control?

Dear Night Nurse,

Stop it now! You can see what I am dealing with in my post above yours - a cat who thinks he is my partner. You have to nip it in the bud!

Sal the Stickybeak
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on Apr 06, 2009, 04:48:59 PM
Dear Albert

Ok, enoughs enough Bert, get your furry arse face back home, Kid is worried about you and I'm getting a little concerened about your whereabouts, hope you havent been fighting badgers again  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Apr 06, 2009, 05:19:55 PM
Dear Albert

Ok, enoughs enough Bert, get your furry arse face back home, Kid is worried about you and I'm getting a little concerened about your whereabouts, hope you havent been fighting badgers again  :(

Yes, Bert, do come home.  Cats that stay out too long and make their humans worried are BAD  >:(



Dear Basil,

Wake-up call at 5.30am; then no sign of you until 5.30pm - you treat this place like hotel!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 06, 2009, 05:21:52 PM
Basil = teenager ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Apr 06, 2009, 05:51:21 PM
Dear M&M,

You both look soooooo beautiful after your new haircuts (not that you weren't before!) and you smell pretty good too. Do you think we could keep it this way, for at least a week or so.  ::)

Thank you for loving me so much, so unconditionally and for all the cuddles at bed time, I couldn't ever feel lonely with you two around. I am truly blessed to have you both in my life.

PS - I can't believe you are going to be 8 soon Maisy, EIGHT! Blimey, where did that time go?! :o :o :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Apr 06, 2009, 09:07:52 PM
Dear Jellycat.

Woah.
You're in a funny mood.
I totally didn't deserve to be hissed at, mardy arse.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Apr 06, 2009, 09:10:14 PM
Dear Vinceycat,
Stop staring up at the ceiling and crying. You cannot catch those tiny flies.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Apr 07, 2009, 12:56:07 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Just because you emptied your food bowl last night does not give you the right to wake me up at 4:30 by diving between the duvet and mattress to capture my feet!

Yes, ok, I should've filled up your food before I went to sleep, but attacking my feet is not going to do you any favours, as you discovered when you were kicked out and the door was closed on your furry behind!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Apr 07, 2009, 01:13:34 PM
Dear Milly,

There's nothing I like more than being woken at 6am, with a lick on my eye and then dancing on my stomach.  >:(

(although waking me up at 4.30 like Little Vince would be slightly worse!)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sarahhh on Apr 07, 2009, 03:05:28 PM
Dear Benson

You are the noisest dog I have ever met.   ::)

Dear Kara

You have no shame. I am blushing for you  :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Colonel Mustard on Apr 07, 2009, 06:29:22 PM
Dear Benson

You are the noisest dog I have ever met.   ::)

Dear Kara

You have no shame. I am blushing for you  :-[

Is she in lurve?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sarahhh on Apr 07, 2009, 06:31:19 PM
She sniffed his private area then made humping motions.

We're all so embarrassed.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Colonel Mustard on Apr 07, 2009, 06:32:38 PM
She sniffed his private area then made humping motions.

We're all so embarrassed.

"Benson, Benson - you makes me feel funny!"  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 07, 2009, 06:36:52 PM
Dear LIndsy, bouncing over the bed is not really the way to the balcony that I approve of, you could do what I do and walk around it. And since when do I have to give you a treat before you allow me to go onto the balcony without moaning, oh I see, I get a fag and you get yummies.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Apr 07, 2009, 06:38:15 PM
Dear Vimpts,
I love seeing you scampering in and out of the garden, enjoying the sunshine.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Apr 07, 2009, 07:16:50 PM
She sniffed his private area then made humping motions.

We're all so embarrassed.

ROTFLMAO!  ;D ;D

Well, he is a bit of a hunk!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Apr 08, 2009, 12:29:11 PM
Dear Basil,

Happy Second Birthday  :-* :-* :-*

Tuna tonight!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Apr 08, 2009, 12:59:50 PM
Dear Jake,

Happy Birthday sweetpea!! 3 today!! Blueberry muffins for Birthday tea compliments of Little Brighty :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 09, 2009, 08:59:25 AM
Dear Cecil,

I'm not really liking thinking about putting you in boarding  :-\

<--- clucking mother hen  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: maybee on Apr 10, 2009, 09:10:24 AM
Dear Betsy
Behave yourself! and...cheer up...we'll be back on Monday
 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Apr 11, 2009, 03:20:40 PM
Dear Diesel and Hugo

I know it's going to take some getting used to, but he seems to be a very nice ( if slightly drooly) dog. Rather than raising hackles and hissing at him, you could come over and say hi.
In time maybe ?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on Apr 11, 2009, 03:24:03 PM
Dear 'Bert

Welcome home  ;D   your furry mush has been sorely missed, glad you are ok, even though you look a bit worse for wear.  I wish I could fit you with a  "cat-cam"  :)

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Apr 12, 2009, 09:52:38 AM
Dear Kara,

I'm not sure that Benson actually enjoys you cleaning his ears quite so thoroughly. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Apr 12, 2009, 10:00:55 AM
Dear Kara,

I'm not sure that Benson actually enjoys you cleaning his ears quite so thoroughly. ::)

 ;D

Do they clean each others teeth too? Mine do that :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Apr 12, 2009, 10:07:49 AM
Dear Kara,

I'm not sure that Benson actually enjoys you cleaning his ears quite so thoroughly. ::)

 ;D

Do they clean each other teeth too? Mine do that :-X

 :o

Not yet.
But it wouldn't surprise me if she did.
She's obsessed with him. ;D

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on Apr 12, 2009, 10:18:18 AM
Dear Kara,

I'm not sure that Benson actually enjoys you cleaning his ears quite so thoroughly. ::)

 ;D

Do they clean each other teeth too? Mine do that :-X

 :o

Not yet.
But it wouldn't surprise me if she did.
She's obsessed with him. ;D

Puppy love eh!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Apr 12, 2009, 10:37:47 AM
One of my cats TIA cleans everyone that lives in the house including me,4 other cats dog, and anyone else who sits still long enuf.
Ears as well.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner on Apr 13, 2009, 12:35:24 AM
Dear peggy, you are the apple of mummys eye. To think you were nearly put down because a home couldn't be found for you. You are just so cute, small and full of love, I love you to bits.   
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 13, 2009, 10:54:39 AM
Dear Lindsy, please wake up and get off my bed. I really don't like distrubing you, you look at me as though I am a very wicked woman when I have to. So please wake up all by yourself and then decide to sleep on the sofa, I really do want to fit the lamps over my bed this morning. Oh, hang on, I only need to open the fridge door.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Apr 13, 2009, 03:28:55 PM
Dear Lindsy, please wake up and get off my bed. I really don't like distrubing you, you look at me as though I am a very wicked woman when I have to. So please wake up all by yourself and then decide to sleep on the sofa, I really do want to fit the lamps over my bed this morning. Oh, hang on, I only need to open the fridge door.

 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Apr 13, 2009, 04:32:40 PM
Dear Nova

It's nice that suddenly discovered your voice at over a year old, but trilling in my ear then charging around the room at 3am is not the way to mummy's heart.  Especially when she didn't get her nightly cuddles.


It'd odd how my 11lb cat sitting on my chest and kneading me/grooming my hands can lull me to sleep nowadays, even though it's painful


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Apr 14, 2009, 10:59:53 AM
Dear Vinceycat,
You know, don't you? You are being extra sweet and cuddly because you know I'm putting you in the cattery for a few days.
 :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Apr 14, 2009, 11:20:52 AM
Dear George,

I bought you a lovely, cosy cat-bed thingy. Why must you curl up on the floor next to it?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Apr 15, 2009, 10:03:51 PM
Dear Jellycat.

Whenever you come back from the cattery you smell of auntie Karen's perfume.
You've also lost some weight, I think. (Which isn't a bad thing.)
It's lovely to have you back, poppet.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: *may contain traces of nutters* on Apr 16, 2009, 09:57:44 AM
Dear Teddy.....you are one crazy motherf***ing dog!!......please stop chasing your tail, it's making me dizzy just looking at you!!......is this what years living with my ex has done to you?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: maybee on Apr 16, 2009, 09:06:06 PM
Dear Betsy
I'm pretty sure my mum taught you that!  ::)

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 16, 2009, 09:16:02 PM
Dear Cecil,

Eat eat sleep. Eat jump on sofa jump off sofa sleep. Eat buzz sleep. Eat run around madly sleep. Eat eat sleep.

It's a good life eh ?  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 16, 2009, 11:53:49 PM
Dear Chloe,
I'm taking you to the vet FIRST THING TOMORROW.
I hope that lump beside your nipple is not something really bad. :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 17, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
Dear Chloe,
I'm taking you to the vet FIRST THING TOMORROW.
I hope that lump beside your nipple is not something really bad. :-\
Dear Chloe,

The vet thinks it's benign, but as malignant mammary tumours can be very aggressive, he's going to remove it today and get it analysed ASAP.

Be brave, and I'll collect you this evening... :-*

Note to self: Be brave :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: snazzyaussie on Apr 19, 2009, 06:29:14 AM
Dear bruin,

I hope your shaved patches grow back soon. You look wierd, and I feel that the other cats are laughing at you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lizard Just Lizard on Apr 19, 2009, 06:55:53 AM
Dear bruin,

I hope your shaved patches grow back soon. You look wierd, and I feel that the other cats are laughing at you.

Aww poor bear.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 19, 2009, 02:08:17 PM
Dear Chloe,
How come you grow an extra 11 pairs of arms and legs that spin like windmills when I try to give you a pill? ::)

And this:

Dear bruin,

I hope your shaved patches grow back soon. You look wierd, and I feel that the other cats are laughing at you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on Apr 21, 2009, 01:24:26 PM
Dear Albert

I know you have a poor paw but I deffinatly saw you run across the lawn then hook it up and limp in when you saw Kid at the door...putting it on, moggy, wont get you more chicken  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: tweety on Apr 21, 2009, 01:41:43 PM
Dear Poppy,

You know I love you and I know you love me. But I sometimes doubt you are relationship material.

Firstly, you don't wear a nurses outfit.

Secondly, I saw you licking Clyde's behind yesterday right before giving me a kiss! You know I am kinky and all that but I shall never forgive you that it was Clyde ... a male!  :o

So what is a girl to think!?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tommy Atkins on Apr 24, 2009, 11:12:02 AM
Lucky

You have given me years of love , hugs , cuddles , licks and companionship.
You are the best dog ever .. I love you so much , seven years old .. we nearly lost you last year and it broke my heart. I am sat watching you sniffing about in the back garden .. thankyou for the best fun ever xx

Toby

A sweetheart in your own mental way .. love you too pup. x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fluffybunnykins on Apr 24, 2009, 12:37:38 PM
Dear Bucky

I received mom's gift in the mail today. It was the peice of your fur I asked her for. I put it in my blue ceramic heart locket. She told me the ground has thawed so dad is going to come over and dig a hole under the Japanese maple and they will burry you there.

when I come home, it is going to be the hardest thing not to see you there, sitting with your back to me because you are mad. You always did this if I went away on studies for a few months. you wouldn't speak to me for three days and always sit with your back to me. close enough for me to notice what you were doing. and when I'd try and pet you, you'd get up and walk away.

but you always came round after three days and forgave me.

but what hurts is I didn't come home this time. You died before I got there. I'm sorry.

(http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:n-u7dIghuFsV5M:http://ticklegiggle.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cardboard-broken-heart-in-red-light-photographic-print-c12617609.jpeg)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Apr 24, 2009, 11:15:45 PM
Dear Vince,
Stop hurling yourself at the patio doors.
stop eating spiders and moths.
Stop waking me up at 5 am.
Stop yelling.

you are a thing possessed.
 >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Apr 25, 2009, 11:19:00 AM
Dear Cat
I am sooooooo pleased you came home! naughty girl!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 25, 2009, 12:38:06 PM
Dear Vince,
Stop hurling yourself at the patio doors.
stop eating spiders and moths.
Stop waking me up at 5 am.
Stop yelling.

you are a thing possessed.
 >:(

Spring does that to cats... ::)

Dear Chloe,
Stop licking your stitches or the buster collar WILL go on. >:( :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Apr 25, 2009, 02:31:48 PM
Dear Vince,
Stop hurling yourself at the patio doors.
stop eating spiders and moths.
Stop waking me up at 5 am.
Stop yelling.

you are a thing possessed.
 >:(

Spring does that to cats... ::)

So it's normal?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 25, 2009, 07:18:37 PM
Dear Vince,
Stop hurling yourself at the patio doors.
stop eating spiders and moths.
Stop waking me up at 5 am.
Stop yelling.

you are a thing possessed.
 >:(

Spring does that to cats... ::)

So it's normal?

Sometimes it's a stretch to call any cat behaviour "normal", but, yes, mine have always gone a little mad in spring.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Apr 25, 2009, 09:41:49 PM
Dear Cat
I know you don't like being a prisoner in my bedroom but it's only while the kiddies are up and once you've popped and been "done" you can start venturing out the house again  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Apr 25, 2009, 10:50:02 PM
Dear Primrose,

Thank you for that really good cuddle you gave me yesterday. It was probably the longest time you've ever stayed still when you're with me.  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Apr 26, 2009, 12:50:25 AM
Dear Basil,

Thank you for considering me an acceptable substitute while your favourite hoomum is away.  Just make sure you give her extra attention when she gets home, OK?

love from the other hoomum xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 26, 2009, 12:58:22 AM
Dear brothers cat Blacky, thank you for sleeping on my suit ::), it's my fault I know, I should have closed the bedroom door, but silly me took pity on you when you scratched against the bedroom door at 3 am.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Apr 26, 2009, 10:33:21 AM
Dear Bo cub,

Now you've found outside and the kitten delights of soil and grass and birds and flies, you've got no time for us anymore. You wake me up in the morning, all smiles and kisses and cuddles, but it's only really for food and the outside. Then you go out, all day, occasionally coming back for a pitstop of food and water. And then you come back in the evening full of beans, too excited for strokes or cuddles. Granted, you come for a cuddle when I go to bed, and you still follow me upstairs and settle in when I do (which is still very sweet).

But you no need us that much, anymore. You're big and rough and tough, and I'm glad for you (although you still have little spindley legs). But when we come back in the evening now, you don't go nuts for *us* like you used to, but you go nuts to get outside.

*sobs* I want the little bat that followed me from room to room, squeaking and chirping for attention, not the never-there-always-outside little bat that you are now.

I do realise how pathetic and clingy and needy your mummy is, and I couldn't ever not let you go play outside, but c'mon Bo cub, just give a little something back - I feed you, change your litter, stop the other mummy throwing your toys away, give you treats and cuddles and loves and kisses. Give me something back!!!!!!!!

*ahem*

Thanks for listening!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ratbag on Apr 26, 2009, 11:00:27 AM
Dear Pippa,

Please try and extract your tongue from your arse, the slurping noises are driving me absolutely mad...

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Apr 26, 2009, 11:05:22 AM
Dear Bo cub,

Now you've found outside and the kitten delights of soil and grass and birds and flies, you've got no time for us anymore. You wake me up in the morning, all smiles and kisses and cuddles, but it's only really for food and the outside. Then you go out, all day, occasionally coming back for a pitstop of food and water. And then you come back in the evening full of beans, too excited for strokes or cuddles. Granted, you come for a cuddle when I go to bed, and you still follow me upstairs and settle in when I do (which is still very sweet).

But you no need us that much, anymore. You're big and rough and tough, and I'm glad for you (although you still have little spindley legs). But when we come back in the evening now, you don't go nuts for *us* like you used to, but you go nuts to get outside.

*sobs* I want the little bat that followed me from room to room, squeaking and chirping for attention, not the never-there-always-outside little bat that you are now.

I do realise how pathetic and clingy and needy your mummy is, and I couldn't ever not let you go play outside, but c'mon Bo cub, just give a little something back - I feed you, change your litter, stop the other mummy throwing your toys away, give you treats and cuddles and loves and kisses. Give me something back!!!!!!!!

*ahem*

Thanks for listening!

This articulates exactly what is happening to Vince Gris! Wah! I want my baby back!  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Apr 26, 2009, 11:56:55 AM
@ Scully - I know! It's awful, I want my cuddlesome little bat back too  :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Grey on Apr 26, 2009, 01:30:09 PM
Dear silly wonderful old hound

Yes I love you
But you cna't keep chewing that spot in the middle of the night
then we're both up cleaning the bloody mess

this is NOT the time to get bloody-minded
so that we're both up all night and exhausted

well--you're napping sweetly on fresh bedding
clean and comfortable and contented
sleep a good long time and rest up
you have adventures yet to come-right?

your human is still up and still a wreck
but

I promise
we'll manage
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner on Apr 27, 2009, 08:04:12 AM
Dear peggy,

I know its a pain being woken up when I was moving about this morning, but it is MY bed lol. God you are so cute :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on Apr 27, 2009, 12:41:03 PM
Dear Albert

So glad your paw is better.  I know you are getting old but its a bit sad to see you being bullied out of your own garden by the whipper-snappers next door :(   Im at a loss how to help you  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Apr 27, 2009, 12:44:27 PM
Dear Boobear

I really can't wait to see you in a couple of hours, sorry I had to go away, but I'm back now!  I missed you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 27, 2009, 02:45:11 PM
Dear Chloe,

I've just heard from the vet, and in spite of expectations, unfortunately the lump was malignant.
They're fairly sure they got all of it out, but have advised me to check you frequently for lumps.
If you get another one, they can remove all of your teats :o, which is a fairly major undertaking.
Also, being very aggressive, it can also spread to your lymph nodes and your lungs, in which case it's a "quality of life decision".

I wasn't expecting that.  :-\

I'm for once glad that you don't understand any of this.

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 27, 2009, 02:49:53 PM
(((((Susanna & Chloe)))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Grey on Apr 27, 2009, 04:11:28 PM
Dear Susanna,

SO SO very sorry
Poor Chloe
poor you

Chloe is in capable loving hands

sending you good energy
and a gentle cuddle for Chloe
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Toxic on Apr 27, 2009, 04:45:45 PM
Dear Taz and Gaia,

you're gonna get to go out in the sunshine by the end of this month!  :D :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lykopis on Apr 27, 2009, 04:46:41 PM
Dear pup.

It was a hunger strike wasn't it? Plain dry dog food just wasn't hitting the spot was it?

And the worst thing is I fell for it... Beef joint leftovers in your dinner last night *slaps forehead*

Stupid owner.


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Apr 27, 2009, 06:40:00 PM
Dear Albert

So glad your paw is better.  I know you are getting old but its a bit sad to see you being bullied out of your own garden by the whipper-snappers next door :(   Im at a loss how to help you  :-\

do you not go out and menace from a distance? That's what I do when Mr Bo realises he's bitten off more than he can chew... That seems to help him regain confidence.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Apr 27, 2009, 06:41:26 PM
((((((Susanna and Chloe))))))

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: snazzyaussie on Apr 27, 2009, 06:48:26 PM
Dear Bruin,

Please please please stop scratching at the cat flap.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 28, 2009, 08:06:58 AM
Dear Cecil,

Thank you for playing peekaboo with me while I was on the toilet this morning  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Apr 30, 2009, 12:51:26 PM
Dear Sushi

this time last week you were in an oxygen tent. Now you're asleep on mrs red's sandwiches. Could you be more, i dunno, nonplussed by near death?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: joseph on Apr 30, 2009, 03:01:44 PM
Dear Fluffy,

Please do not have diarrhea again tonight.

Thank you
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Apr 30, 2009, 03:24:25 PM
Dear Reggie,

I'm so sorry. I *would* put you out, but I am scared that you will climb onto that tree-branch truck thing and be driven away - maybe even accidentally thrown in a wood chopper... :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on May 01, 2009, 11:22:25 AM
Dear Chloe,

You'll feel much more comfy without those stitches.

The verdict is "cautious optimism" :D

The histology states that "although the carcinoma showed signs of starting to infiltrate, the healthy tissue margins showed no sign of seeding".
There is no sign of infiltration to the lymphatic system or the lungs.

:D :D :D


*cuddles immoderately*



Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on May 01, 2009, 12:04:24 PM
Dear Little Vince,

You are a nasty little bastard. 3am, then 5am, then 6:30am? WHY??

You better get over your little petulant phase pronto mister as my foot is *this* close to kicking you.

Loved how nicely playful you were at 7:30am, your face is a picture when you want to play fetch.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on May 01, 2009, 12:15:04 PM
Aw, bless! :D

Is he learning to tell the time?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cazza on May 01, 2009, 12:28:50 PM
I know you don't want to take your medicine Larkin but you've already ripped my arms to shreds with your ratty claws and we've got another week to go yet!  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: little bit on May 01, 2009, 12:46:18 PM
Dear Milo, I'm coming home tonight.... I hope you'll be pleased to see me! I've missed you grumpy boy! xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on May 02, 2009, 06:01:31 PM
Dear Chloe,

You are much happier now your stitches are out. :D

Do you realise that lots of people are coming around to fuss over you on Monday?
(They say they're coming to see me, but I know the truth... ;D)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on May 02, 2009, 10:33:21 PM
mingle... you ate pooh again today and yes i do regard this as a setback to all the progress you've made.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Grey on May 02, 2009, 11:30:58 PM
ok--tincture of catnip for relaxation and pain relief
a dose for you and one for me to see how it is
didn't realise it would mean a three hour nap for us both??!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on May 02, 2009, 11:50:36 PM
Dear Chloe,

You are much happier now your stitches are out. :D

Do you realise that lots of people are coming around to fuss over you on Monday?
(They say they're coming to see me, but I know the truth... ;D)

Uh-oh,  :-[  Busted.   ;D   
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on May 03, 2009, 07:18:07 AM
Dear Lindsy, sorry that you only had a few inches in the lift to sit down, but I really did not want you sitting in the human pee. Some humans are really filthy b*ggers. Yes, I probably will wash the lift floor, I know you don't like getting your paws wet with their pee, so I will do it for you and not for the other humans.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 03, 2009, 11:56:03 AM
ok--tincture of catnip for relaxation and pain relief
a dose for you and one for me to see how it is
didn't realise it would mean a three hour nap for us both??!!

Dear Tallulah,

See that? ^^^ Perhaps this is the way forward for the two of us on rainy days?  I will look out a great black and white film for us to fall asleep in front of! ;D

Dear Primrose

I *see* you out there pouncing on non-existent prey. You look far prettier than anyone with murderous paws has the right to.

Dear Bo

For the umpteenth time, *please* be nice to the ladies. Or there will be some kind of withdrawal of privileges, oh yes.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Grey on May 03, 2009, 01:04:46 PM
Dear Tallulah, Primrose, and Bo
tell your human go easy on it, you're asleep before you know--and it does give you the munchies after


(*urp*) :-[

we fell asleep in front of the window listening to birdsong  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner on May 03, 2009, 03:56:15 PM
Dear Murphy

I am getting slightly worried about you. You are a big boy and a bruiser, yet lately you are acting like a little kitten. I will give you lots of love and lots of cuddles and dance with you again, incase I havent paid you as much attention as I normally do. Its hard to see you behind all my study books.
             
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 03, 2009, 05:52:48 PM
Dear Tallulah, Primrose, and Bo
tell your human go easy on it, you're asleep before you know--and it does give you the munchies after


(*urp*) :-[

we fell asleep in front of the window listening to birdsong  ;D

*bellows*

Oi, cats! C'mere. You've got fan mail!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on May 05, 2009, 06:38:26 PM
Dear Cecil,

I am so relieved that you seem to like the rabbitry, and that the woman-in-labour very much likes you. I feel so much better about the whole thing now  :) :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kesstrel on May 07, 2009, 01:00:01 PM
Dear small kitten-cat,
I'm sorry that you are feeling so lousy, and your wee sneezes are cute and heartbreaking at the same time. Plenty of fluids dear, and lots of snoozing by the radiator. Poor love.

Dear bigger kitten-cat,
Pooing NEXT TO the clean litter tray for the third time running is not big and it's not funny. You know better. Behave, ratbag, or I'll turn you into a fetching pair of gloves.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on May 07, 2009, 03:31:11 PM
Dear Boobear

Mummy is very proud of you - you were very brave just having a local anaesthetic to have that lump removed, and especially brave with the vet having to clear blood from your mouth.  The vet tells me nothing bothered you.   I love you baby girl ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on May 07, 2009, 08:58:34 PM
Dear Vince Gris,
Aw. I love you when you are soppy and I-want-mummyish. Well done for learning to use the window. Now I can get a full night's sleep!
 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on May 08, 2009, 01:20:03 AM
Dear Juno

I hope you realise that I am risking the ridicule of all and sundry in getting you a fetching warm jacket? I KNOW you have skinny fur and no fat whatsoever, but really....a Pit Bull in a dog jacket?

But seeing how much you love being warm and how you prance around wiggling before I put it on almost makes it worthwhile.  ::)

 ;) :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on May 08, 2009, 06:17:09 PM
Dear Reggie,

It was wonderfully cute, but why did you lick my eyelid?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on May 09, 2009, 01:41:32 AM
Dear Nova

Thank you for currently my third cuddle of the evening, almost three hours in total if you add them up.  We've both been uncomfortably seated but it's a price we're both willing to pay, even you seemingly.

Oh and thank you for giving me my right hand back so I can type this :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on May 10, 2009, 11:34:25 AM
Dear Cat
you iz a bully! getting under my pillow and picking a fight with me at silly o'clock this morning knowing full well I only got to my bed a few hours before . . . cat nip is now out of the question! was totally looking forward to a lay in  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ladylover on May 10, 2009, 03:09:25 PM
Dear kitty of my dreams.

I would love you dearly.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on May 10, 2009, 07:37:43 PM
Dear Vince,
What have you done with your collar, you monster? And i now have evidence that you are catching birds. I'm getting you a new collar with a bell.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on May 10, 2009, 08:32:21 PM
Dear Puds, thank you for trying to cheer me up, Nova with all the unexpected cuddles recently and Mia with jumping into the washing basket and having clothes thrown on her, that was more amusing than it sounds
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: rhianna on May 10, 2009, 10:12:34 PM
Dear Girls

Please stop walking across my stomach. it's really very tender at the moment. :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on May 11, 2009, 03:59:40 PM
Dear Cecil,

Tis nice to have you home  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on May 11, 2009, 04:03:34 PM
dear misterboy
i just wrote to you in the dear * thread. i think its because i think of you as my love not my pet :-\

im scared and im sad bubbaman..
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on May 12, 2009, 08:08:02 AM
Dear Cecil,

It was very clever and very entertaining the first few times you jumped onto the bed. It was very sweet when you settled yourself down and had a little nap there.
It was significantly less clever, entertaining, sweet when you weed on it.

 :-\

I really don't want to bar you from the bedroom - I don't like your little sad face and I know you like chilling out on your carefully constructed nest beneath the bed. But you can't wee on the duvet again  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on May 12, 2009, 08:56:27 AM
Dear Lindsy, yes very nice for you to be able to eat very longs stems of something like grass, but it means that you have puked it up already, and you will be having problems passing your stool. I must remember to take disposable gloves with me for the next day or so ::).
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on May 12, 2009, 09:19:06 AM
Dear Jake,

Only a few more days to go, sweet boy. No operation but a long healing process. You are doing me proud. After over 2 weeks of wearing a lampshade Buster collar...... you're going to look odd without it ;D Roll on Friday, eh? x



Dear Buddy,

You have been such a caring big brother. Proud of you too boy-o :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on May 12, 2009, 10:40:21 AM
Dear Boobear

I'm sorry you are bored at the moment, but I had to take your toys away.  You really wouldn't like it if the stitch on your lip split open.  You've only got to wait until Saturday then its play time play time play time - think how much fun we will have!

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on May 12, 2009, 03:30:00 PM
Dear Maisie,
Please stop nibbling on the freesia stalks. They are not grass and are probably poisonous...You do have access to proper grass; you just can't be bothered going down there, can you?
And I do realise that you're just enjoying the warm air from the laptop on your tum when you stretch up next to me on the sofa and purr... :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on May 12, 2009, 03:48:36 PM
Dear Collar with bell,
Please stay on. And save the poor birdies.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on May 13, 2009, 10:25:14 AM
Dear Daisy,

Thanks for the 4.30am frog  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 13, 2009, 11:23:02 AM
Dear Prim

Are those crows *tag-teaming* in a concerted effort to *divebomb* you?

Come in from the garden, Maude. Let the black bats fight for the lawn.

Sal
x

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on May 13, 2009, 06:46:02 PM
Dear Maisy,

Stop drinking out of the clogged up drain. You're going to make yourself sick. Weirdo.

Love,

Mum x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on May 13, 2009, 09:43:55 PM
Dear Jake,

You paw is healing nicely now. If you would stop trying to lick it and left it alone you wouldn't have to wear a lamp shade ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Plush Velociraptor Cuddlekin on May 14, 2009, 12:27:17 PM
Be safe little kit  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on May 14, 2009, 04:15:53 PM
Dear Cecil,

Why are you so stretchy these days ? Are you a yogi rabbit ? *quizzical eyebrow raise*

PS. That's a mighty fine face of whiskers you've grown yourself ..
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Noah on May 15, 2009, 01:50:41 PM
Dear Jake,

Please, pleeeeease stop farting :-X Even my plug in air fresheners can't keep up..........
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on May 15, 2009, 02:59:34 PM
Dear Jake,

Please, pleeeeease stop farting :-X Even my plug in air fresheners can't keep up..........

 ;D  Albert (the cat) did one in his sleep the other day and woke himself up  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on May 15, 2009, 03:40:28 PM
Dear Boobear,

You were very cute when I got home this morning despite your little accident.  Was too cute how you tried to refuse a walk at 5am!  I'll be home again soon and mummy will find some energy to take you out to play!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on May 17, 2009, 06:48:23 PM
Dear Reggie,

Hurry home! Love you lots :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on May 17, 2009, 08:06:51 PM
Dear Jellycat.

I loved you sleeping on my feet last night.
My scratchy throat is gone and so is the ear ache.
I'm sure the warmth of my feet played a part.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lexx on May 17, 2009, 08:28:37 PM
Dear Tippy,

Please stop barking and chewing when I have a hang over!


Dear Mistress,

Its called show JUMPING there is a hint in the title as to what you are ment to do! ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 18, 2009, 04:34:33 PM
Dear Tallulah

That was a lovely few minutes outside with you wriggling all over the place in the sun, just to show the world your apricot and cream belly. You were well-named, minxy little slapper of mine.  ;D

Dear Miss Prim

Thank you for reminding me to breathe when there was too much to do and not enough time... your timidity teaches me to slow down and get grounded instead of rushing.  :-*

Dear Mr Bo,

I won't tell anyone how sweet you are when there is nobody else around to see. I will happily big you up to the girls so they continue to believe you are a ruffy-tuffy he-man. Your secret is safe with me.  8)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on May 18, 2009, 04:46:41 PM
Dear Marvin,

Yes, you too will have a name that starts with M.

Welcome to your new home. I hope to be able to offer you friends/family members shortly and I hope you appreciate the effort I went to in recreating the lost city in your tank.

Oh and you might want to sit down, I have some bad news for you. I'm sorry to say that Shrimpy is dead. I came home on Sunday morning, to find him/her out of the bowl, and assumed wrongly you had eatern him/her (You were looking a tad on the porky side). I then discovered him/her on the floor, laying motionless. I don't know how Shrimpy had made his/her way from the bowl to the floor - but what a journey!

Anyway, RIP little shrimpy thing.


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lykopis on May 21, 2009, 04:02:04 PM
Dear dogs..

Dog agility? Best in the local (admittedly very small) dog show after we only entered for a laugh? Two Cavaliers showing up a bunch of bigger dogs... Where on earth did the pair of you learn to do that?

*very proud parent*

*sniff*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 21, 2009, 05:22:31 PM
Dear dogs..

Dog agility? Best in the local (admittedly very small) dog show after we only entered for a laugh? Two Cavaliers showing up a bunch of bigger dogs... Where on earth did the pair of you learn to do that?

*very proud parent*

*sniff*

Congratulations, lykopis! You really only entered for a laugh! How fabulous you must be feeling.  :D

*hands lykopis a tissue*

Are these Cavalier spaniels? King Charles? Those are the smallest ones, right? I love their floppy ears (all dogs with floppy ears, actually). So "agility" - this is running through things and jumping over things and that kind of thing? Obedience must be quite important then. Please tell more. I've never been to a dog show.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on May 21, 2009, 05:22:59 PM
Dear Donovan and Gadget

Get back in the cages!  I have enough to do at work (apart from GB  ;)  ) with out getting a call saying you are running amok in the living room! 

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 21, 2009, 05:29:04 PM
Dear lilly

Who are Donovan and Gadget? More specifically, what are they? I think we deserve to be told.

Dear Mr Bo

You are incredibly graceless. Who else would jump up onto my laptop keyboard and stomp all over it? The girls float around and hang momentarily in mid-air when they jump. You land with a heavy thud that's way out of proportion with your real weight. And then your claws pull off the keys... I didn't mind on the old laptop because it was showing signs of age, but this one is a new shiny one and I haven't even paid the bill for it yet.  :-\

I think I may borrow the letters after Bunty's name (ASBo) and put them after yours, you little thug.

Love you!
Mum
x  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on May 21, 2009, 05:37:46 PM
Dear lilly

Who are Donovan and Gadget? More specifically, what are they? I think we deserve to be told.


 ;D  Kid's guineapigs!   she decided to let them out, together, while she cleaned them.  Normally only do it one at a time, they have run oft round the back of the sofa!  clever guineas!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 21, 2009, 05:43:20 PM
Dear lilly

Who are Donovan and Gadget? More specifically, what are they? I think we deserve to be told.


 ;D  Kid's guineapigs!   she decided to let them out, together, while she cleaned them.  Normally only do it one at a time, they have run oft round the back of the sofa!  clever guineas!  ;D

Guineapigs! How cool! They are pretty bright animals for all their small furry squeakiness and (alleged) cookability...  ;D

There must be pictures? For postage in the Gratuitous Pet Pics thread?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lykopis on May 21, 2009, 05:51:40 PM
[tangent]

Are these Cavalier spaniels? King Charles? Those are the smallest ones, right? I love their floppy ears (all dogs with floppy ears, actually). So "agility" - this is running through things and jumping over things and that kind of thing? Obedience must be quite important then. Please tell more. I've never been to a dog show.

They are Cavalier King Charles Spaniels.. (not King Charles as they are much uglier  ;D).

I know I often refer to my dogs on here but technically I feel I should come clean and not take all the credit for them as one officially belongs to my housemate/best friend and one officially belongs to me but as they have been brought up together and we share dog care they are *our* dogs. Except when they are naughty as then they magically become *my* dogs. Or *my* dog is leading her dog astray etc.

Anyway, dog show.. we entered them in fastest recall (my boy came 2nd and my girl was robbed by a faulty stopwatch) and then dog agility. Admittedly there weren't any actual trained agility dogs there, just a sequence of family pets, but our dogs were brilliant. They did the tunnel, the weave, the jumps and the platform thingies too. The woman in charge was very very impressed at how natural they were at it.. I was very impressed at just how treat motivated they are!

And really, I had a little tear in my eye at the end.

Suffice to say I've now designed a proper agility programme including classes for them, practice at weekends etc and am going to build a sequence of jumps in the garden.

I have become a pushy parent.

[\tangent]
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 21, 2009, 06:05:35 PM
Suffice to say I've now designed a proper agility programme including classes for them, practice at weekends etc and am going to build a sequence of jumps in the garden.

I have become a pushy parent.

[\tangent]

And with good reason, natural talent like that!  ;) Lovely, thanks for sharing, lykopis. It sounds like it was a really good day.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on May 21, 2009, 06:23:27 PM
Dear lilly

Who are Donovan and Gadget? More specifically, what are they? I think we deserve to be told.


 ;D  Kid's guineapigs!   she decided to let them out, together, while she cleaned them.  Normally only do it one at a time, they have run oft round the back of the sofa!  clever guineas!  ;D

Guineapigs! How cool! They are pretty bright animals for all their small furry squeakiness and (alleged) cookability...  ;D

There must be pictures? For postage in the Gratuitous Pet Pics thread?

I have just trawled through my messages, I did post pics of them and Ellen way back on 11th of september last year in the rainbow family thread: I will try to do them again later tonight but if you cant wait then pop over to the RB thread  ;)

They are very bright and cute!  I'm sure she was letting them run around and covering her back in case I find guinea poops in the living room  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on May 21, 2009, 08:53:47 PM
Dear Reggie,

I am overprotective of you. I need to somehow ease my fears so that I don't keep you indoors more than you'd like, and so I'm not worrying non-stop when I put you out...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on May 21, 2009, 08:55:15 PM
Dear William

If you must sneak jellybeans from my work man-bag, please at least eat them. It's not much nice finding a wet, half chewed one between the pillows on the bed.

Ithankyou  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on May 22, 2009, 12:17:40 AM
Dear Chloe,
I can't do ANYTHING while you're sitting on the mouse! >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 22, 2009, 12:33:46 AM
^ There's someone who thinks you're paying her insufficient attention!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on May 24, 2009, 11:22:02 AM
Dear Vince,
Thank you for being so utterly gorgeous and cuddly and sweet at the moment, and for making me feel loved. You're still crazy for THE OUTSIDE, but you love me almost as much again!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on May 26, 2009, 11:39:45 PM
You clever girl. You clever CLEVER girl. You're going to make a great Mum *huge hugs*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sarahhh on May 27, 2009, 02:36:35 AM
Dear Benson

You are my favourite  :D (even though we're not meant to have favourites)

But you are the windiest dog I have ever met.  You're also obsessive, but I can understand that  ;D

You are me in dog form.  That makes me a narcissist.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on May 27, 2009, 10:04:56 AM
You clever girl. You clever CLEVER girl. You're going to make a great Mum *huge hugs*

Dear Reggie

^ That! ^ But you must let your surrogate mum *eat*. Or pretty soon she will get scrawny and not be strong enough to open a tin! You know it makes sense.

Dear Inventive

The pictures will be lovely. When you have a moment, please and thank you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on May 27, 2009, 09:28:41 PM
mingle. You're so clever!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gali on May 28, 2009, 05:32:45 PM
Dear J

I still miss you every day. I still dream at night about how brutal it was, or how long you may have suffered for before you passed away. It should never have ended like that.

I love you my pseudo human boy. Always will xxx

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on May 28, 2009, 05:54:22 PM
Dear J

I still miss you every day. I still dream at night about how brutal it was, or how long you may have suffered for before you passed away. It should never have ended like that.

I love you my pseudo human boy. Always will xxx

((((((Gali))))))))
 :-* :-* :-*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Marylin © on May 28, 2009, 07:37:49 PM
Dear J

I still miss you every day. I still dream at night about how brutal it was, or how long you may have suffered for before you passed away. It should never have ended like that.

I love you my pseudo human boy. Always will xxx

((((((Gali))))))))
 :-* :-* :-*

And another one from me.

{{{{{Gali}}}}}   Sleep well little Jazz.  :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on May 28, 2009, 10:50:53 PM
Dear Jellycat.

Yes, there will be a visitor.
I know, it's discombombulating.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on May 29, 2009, 04:58:46 AM
Dear Jellycat.

Yes, there will be a visitor.
I know, it's discombombulating.

Aw, poor discombobulated Jellycat.

And on that note,

Dear Basil and Monty,

Thank you for not running away this week.  I know it is stressful having a man in the house during the day, and all the furniture missing.  I promise that by early next week, normal order chaos will be restored.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jun 02, 2009, 10:55:05 AM
Dear Cosmo,

If I ever, EVER catch you "squatting-just-about-to-pee" on my laptop bag again, I'll, I'll, I'll...

...well it won't be pleasant, so just don't, ok? >:(


DOUBLE DON'T
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brisbane on Jun 02, 2009, 11:35:38 AM
Dear Leroy

You are only my part time pet for 10 days but I am soooo loving you!!

Even though you snotty eyes, you snore so much, you make me feel guilty for leaving for work and I have to pick up your poo I think I have fallen a little bit in love with you!! Awww!

YAY for being able to write in this thread.

 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Jun 02, 2009, 11:38:23 AM

YAY for being able to write in this thread.

 :D

 :D :D :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 02, 2009, 05:56:20 PM
Dear Bee

Please eat something this evening...

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 02, 2009, 06:07:13 PM
^ Tuna works without fail on all my 3 - unless there's something wrong with a tooth? But they would have picked up on that before having you adopt them, I'd have thought.

I hope she eats something.

Dear Mr Bo

You are a stinker! You push your luck with this "scarring me for life" malarkey. Please be nice tonight, at least to the girls. Or there will be no Dentabits before bed. You have been warned!

x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 02, 2009, 10:43:43 PM
She's got cat flu, so can't smell and therefore won't eat...poor thing.  I think we'll just have to be patient...

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 03, 2009, 12:39:49 AM
She's got cat flu, so can't smell and therefore won't eat...poor thing.  I think we'll just have to be patient...

kitty

Well, it might sound bad but if she's bunged up, a previous vet of mine recommended a couple of drops of Olbas oil on a tissue nearby (but really, only a couple). A small smear of Vicks might do the trick, or burning eucalyptus oil, maybe. Just a thought.

I hope she feels better soon. Poor little thing.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 03, 2009, 08:38:45 AM
Dear Bee

Hurray!  You ate breakfast!

Dear Sacha

Don't you start sneezing too....

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Jun 03, 2009, 08:58:24 AM
Kitty !!!!
Slightly warmed chicken does it for my lot of as Sal said Tuna!!
Hope they feel better soon.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 03, 2009, 12:37:06 PM
My most beloved Mabel died on Monday.
I feel utterly lost and defeated by life right now.

One minute she was fine and the next she was dying of cardiomyopathy.  She was put to sleep within 18 hours of becoming ill.

I am broken without you, my precious, foolish, wonderful love.
There are spaces you should be and sounds you should make and your presence should fill my home and my life.  The world is a greyer place without you.

I don't know how to stop crying.  I am filled with such despair and anger.

I wish you were here.  I long for you with such impotent love.

You have me and my family and my friends 8 years of yourself - your unique, ridiculous, soft loving and joy.  To be around you was to feel alive.  You grabbed life by the lapels and shook it.

Ah god.  Can't see.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Jun 03, 2009, 12:57:09 PM
(((Ruby)))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Jun 03, 2009, 01:07:05 PM
(((((Ruby))))  Oh heck.   :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 03, 2009, 01:20:57 PM
Oh, Ruby....hang in there...

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Jun 03, 2009, 01:56:09 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Jun 03, 2009, 02:47:48 PM
Dear Cat and Kittens

Ha! you will not be keeping me awake tonight  :P


(((((Ruby))))) so sorry
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 03, 2009, 02:59:21 PM
((((((Ruby)))))) So sorry. RIP Mabel.  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 03, 2009, 03:06:52 PM
Thanks, kind lovely people.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Y2KBABE on Jun 03, 2009, 03:07:48 PM
Much love to you Ruby... echoing as others have said xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Jun 03, 2009, 05:25:10 PM
Ruby, so sorry for your loss. Thoughts are with you and your family and your other fluffy companions.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Jun 03, 2009, 05:28:29 PM
I'm so sorry, Ruby. (((Ruby)))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rosie on Jun 03, 2009, 05:28:37 PM
So sorry to hear about your loss, Ruby. That is such sad news.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: snazzyaussie on Jun 03, 2009, 06:26:58 PM
Oh Ruby, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. Surround yourself with your other animals and smother them in snuggles.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jun 03, 2009, 08:35:22 PM
Ruby, I'm so sorry you feel so bad. Hang in there. It will begin to settle into something more bearable.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Maia on Jun 03, 2009, 09:03:38 PM
Dear Ruby,

I'm so sad about Mabel.  Your beloved companion. :(

She's the only dog I've ever really got to know and love and she was beautiful.  Loyal and sweet and bonkers and beautiful.  I have so many happy memories of her.  My favourite is watching her sailing over the Common with her ears flapping away.  Such joy.

I have always said your home is a wonderful place to be an animal.  You and yours blessed her life as much as she did yours.  Please take care of yourself.  xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Jun 03, 2009, 09:05:52 PM
So very sorry Ruby.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dizz on Jun 03, 2009, 09:07:05 PM
((((Ruby))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: adarajames on Jun 03, 2009, 09:09:40 PM
Oh that's sad, poor you Ruby. She was beautiful, enjoyed looking at the photos on here of her.
(you)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Jun 03, 2009, 09:14:04 PM
((((Ruby))))  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Madge Hooks on Jun 04, 2009, 09:26:35 PM
Not Mabel. :(

How terribly sad.

(((Ruby)))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Jun 04, 2009, 09:31:19 PM
Ruby, I'm very sad to hear the news about Mabel.    I always enjoyed the photos and stories you posted about her. My thoughts go out to you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Jun 04, 2009, 09:44:56 PM
Oh Ruby I'm so sorry, really loved the pictures of Mabel and all your pets.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 05, 2009, 05:14:51 PM
Dear Sacha

You only have yourself to blame for getting chilli sauce on your tail.  I told you to leave my dinner alone!

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: rentawitch on Jun 05, 2009, 05:23:57 PM
RIP Mabel
I'm so sorry for your loss Ruby.
But you gave each other love.
That is a Good Thing.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 05, 2009, 08:54:07 PM
I'd like to thank everyone - GB and non-GB, family and friends - for being so compassionate and generous. I will feel her loss for a long time, I know, but I have stopped the terrible crying and am at the welling up but carrying on phase now.

In the spirit of moving on, my daughter, my wife and I decided the best thing to do would be to get another doberman puppy as soon as possible.  Not to replace her but to honour her and also, of course, to distract me/us and give the yearning to love a dog/doberman a place to be.

We bought Tallulah (mostly called Lula and Looley, so far it seems) yesterday.  She is 9 weeks old and has not had her tail docked - my first doberman with a tail! :D  She has huge paws and silky ears and tiny strong pointy teeth and a warm, soft, round belly.

She's not my Mabel but she is lovely in her own right and I know for certain that she will become as important to me as Mabel was and as was Mabel's predecessor. 

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3384/3598545912_92972be9ec_o.jpg) (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3384/3598545912_92972be9ec_o.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3358/3598543258_b048b4f43e_b.jpg) (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3358/3598543258_b048b4f43e_b.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3328/3598544312_5381741b62_o.jpg) (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3328/3598544312_5381741b62_o.jpg)

She's slightly bigger than Lana, the Yorkie - who has now lived with 3 Dobermans.
The cats are by turns bemused, fascinated and frightened. 
They'll all learn to rub along soon enough.

 :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Grey on Jun 05, 2009, 09:09:14 PM
Ruby--so sorry--a toast to your wonderful Mabel from me and my old hound

and all the best and welcome to Lula--very cute and intelligent looking....and huge paws!

-Grey
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 05, 2009, 10:06:08 PM
Ruby, your Tallulah is lovely, so sweet and striking looking. And beautifully named, of course, since I have a Tallulah myself.

Both of my torties were acquired in honour of the memory of my first one, Cassis. I think it's a lovely thing to do. They never replace the one you no longer have, but I believe it helps to heal the loss at least by taking the edge off the pain.

 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dense Pam on Jun 05, 2009, 10:46:41 PM
Very much the right decision to make.  Well done for being so brave, she'll bring you so much joy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: jad on Jun 05, 2009, 10:58:53 PM
Ruby, i've only just noticed this, as it's not a thread i read often... i'm really sorry to read your news. Mabel was a delightful dog, and i know how much you loved and will miss her. The new pup looks adorable, and i hope she settles in, and the cats adjust to her soon :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Maia on Jun 05, 2009, 11:04:13 PM
Aww - Looley is gorgeous. :D  Looking forward to lots of pics and stories of her exploits.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: adarajames on Jun 06, 2009, 12:01:40 AM
HUGE awwwwwwwwwww she's a gorgeous pup! I love Dobies  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Jun 06, 2009, 01:54:17 AM
Looley is gooorgeous! (Oop, just noticed that this has already been said... it must be true!)

Dear Reggie,

Your purring is both reassuring and exceedingly comforting. Your boy is getting big - you proud mumsy, you!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Jun 06, 2009, 05:49:48 AM
Dear Daisy,

Hope you're doing ok cutie.

xxxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Jun 06, 2009, 09:33:56 AM
It's just you and me kiddo for the whole weekend and part of Monday. Then I can change the sheets and have a whole week of hair free sleep and I won't be rudely kicking you to move over.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Jun 06, 2009, 10:33:19 AM
Ruby - she's gorgeous!
She's making me puppy broody!
Many happy years from me, Mrs L and the two Weims.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 06, 2009, 02:13:00 PM
Named after our very own GB Tallulah, I presume?

;)

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: QF35 on Jun 06, 2009, 02:25:11 PM
Dear Eliot and Scouse...

You really are the cutest pups.. I love you both dearly and accept fully your unwaivering loyalty.. I can guarentee that in you both i will always feel loved and Know u will never walk away from me..

(this might be cos i have u on a lead!.. thats not the point!)

mwah monkey faces!!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: luccamum on Jun 06, 2009, 07:44:39 PM
Dear Bumble, sorry that you had to go to the vets this morning, but you were sneezing fit to burst, and your eyes were all runny.  Tim the vet was very nice, and I'm sorry he had to take a swab from your eyes and nose, you were very good and brave.
You will have to be good for the next two weeks and take your antibiotics, the cat next door has cat flu, and I suppose you have a mild version as you have always had your jabs.
 I will get you some nice haddock from Sainsbury's tomorrow so you can have someting nice and soft to eat.
Please don't sneeze over Keelin and Crimbo!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Jun 07, 2009, 01:27:27 AM
Dear My,

Thanks for supervising the Works. I'm far more productive under your beady eye.

xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Jun 07, 2009, 01:57:08 PM
I'm so sorry Ruby, RIP Mabel.  Your new pup is gorgeous, hope she helps you heal
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Jun 07, 2009, 02:13:56 PM
Dear Nova and Mia,

First of all im sorry that you spent over a week in the cattery, I am the cruelest mum you have. 

I love you both lots
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Jun 10, 2009, 02:22:42 PM
Dear Maisy and Milly,

Sorry I've been so busy recently and so distracted. I love you heaps though. Tonight lets go and see if we can find Casper in the park  :D :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 11, 2009, 08:51:27 PM
Dear Sacha

Thanks for that...

::)

kitty

PS...although the way you started struggling when L said 'sink' was hilarious...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jet on Jun 12, 2009, 01:51:57 PM
Ruby, i´m so sorry to read about the passing of Mabel. She was a beautiful, striking dog who really made our days happier last year. I hope Tallulah is a great comfort to you all and settles in quickly.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Jun 12, 2009, 05:39:47 PM
My most beloved Mabel died on Monday.
I feel utterly lost and defeated by life right now.

Gawd.  Only just seen this.

Lots of love to you, B. xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 14, 2009, 12:24:51 AM
Dear Sacha

Sorry I sprayed you with water...but you really mustn't eat L's plants...she goes bananas.

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Jun 14, 2009, 06:11:48 PM
Dear Mia

thank you for missing all major veins in my wrist with that last parting scratch as you bounded off my lap.  If you want to leave my lap you don't need to use me as a springboard...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 14, 2009, 07:24:48 PM
^  :-\ Ouchy! ((((((Zenith))))))
 
Ever wondered if it was her responsible for Nova's nose damage?  :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Jun 14, 2009, 08:45:55 PM
I think it had to have been the door as he's had no more scuffs since I gave up and left all the doors open :)

Besides I don't think she would hurt Nova, they're too soppy with each other (except when i'm trying to sleep as that's playtime lol)

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/zenithbliss/Cats/IMG_2994.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 14, 2009, 10:05:13 PM
^ Jeeze, will you lookit the size of that tail?  8) ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jun 15, 2009, 11:04:27 AM
Dear little Vince, I've not forgotten you, although it might feel like it, I'll be home tonight, and not too late either, to give you a big cuddle and lots of food. I wont be home long, and the next couple of days will be quite disrupted, but you'll have 4 days of peace and visits at the end of the week and then I'm home again properly for a while. Sorry litte furr ball, you know there'll be quality play time and i might even join you at 5am to play too!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Jun 15, 2009, 11:08:49 AM
Dear Daisy,

Apparently the cold war is over, dontcha know.  Come on now.  Talk to me you little moody fluff ball!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 15, 2009, 11:16:57 AM
Dear Sacha

Yes...when you step on the lamp base it turns the light on.  Clever, eh?  However, 4:30am isn't a time when hoomans want the light on...

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on Jun 15, 2009, 12:19:41 PM
Dear 'bert

I know you got lots of attention at the weekend and you may well of been feeling neglected yesterday, does not mean its ok to meow outside my window at 3am to be let in, have a mooch about then meow outside my bedroom door at 3.30am to be let back out again   >:(

Sort it out cat or you and me will be having words!!
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jun 17, 2009, 05:42:56 PM
dear roger
oh my baby.
youre fading so fast
my heart aches
i think i will stay home so i get every minute with you
 :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Jun 17, 2009, 05:46:42 PM
 :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 17, 2009, 11:55:35 PM
dear roger
oh my baby.
youre fading so fast
my heart aches
i think i will stay home so i get every minute with you
 :'(

Poor you, and poor Roger.  I hope the time you have left together is lovely.

Take care

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jun 20, 2009, 01:29:48 PM
Dear William

Drinking from the toilet!!!!???  :o

Eeeeeeew, dirty boy  >:(

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 20, 2009, 03:44:21 PM
Dear Tallulah

Please could you avoid shredding my hands and arms when I give you your tablets? At least until Monday night?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 20, 2009, 04:14:24 PM
Dear Looley,

I thought that was a chunk of grass and mud or something in your mouth and then on the rug.
But no.  It was half a decomposing mouse, wasn't it?  You vile minx.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 20, 2009, 04:48:18 PM
 :o Ruby, isn't she *naughty*!  ;D

Isn't this the second time this week? Or are you unsure who was responsible for the first incidence of mouse/bird corpses?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 20, 2009, 04:53:52 PM
:o Ruby, isn't she *naughty*!  ;D

Isn't this the second time this week? Or are you unsure who was responsible for the first incidence of mouse/bird corpses?

I'm pretty sure it was one of the cats the first time.  I found the bird and the mouse first thing in the morning - it would have been the cats out hunting in the night.

Looley just finds the remains and is thrilled at such intriguing gifts...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 20, 2009, 05:21:28 PM
... that she has to pick them up and bring them to show you?

Awww. She's such a lovely puppy.

I remember the first time I met a pair of Dobermans. I was quite afraid of them because they were big, and bouncy and impossible to ignore. But they were so soft. I mean, I could see that if angered, they could be a force to be reckoned with. But they knew I was a friend and were really quite gentle with me. I was quite sorry to leave them at the end of my holiday.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 20, 2009, 11:41:51 PM
Dear Looley,

When I take you out for your night time wee, the thing to do is to wee, not catch moths and chew snails.  I can see the fleck of shell on your nose.  Wretched love.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Schwarz The Deathstar on Jun 21, 2009, 12:53:31 AM
Dear Stephen,

I wish you hadn't killed Big Pidge.


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Maia on Jun 21, 2009, 12:18:31 PM
Dear Looley,

When I take you out for your night time wee, the thing to do is to wee, not catch moths and chew snails.  I can see the fleck of shell on your nose.  Wretched love.

Dear Looley,

I am never letting you lick me.  Ever.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 21, 2009, 12:22:31 PM
Dear Looley,

When I take you out for your night time wee, the thing to do is to wee, not catch moths and chew snails.  I can see the fleck of shell on your nose.  Wretched love.

Dear Looley,

I am never letting you lick me.  Ever.

It's about time you came to see her, don't you think - before she gets all big and unpuppyish.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: adarajames on Jun 21, 2009, 11:58:27 PM
I think we should have a Loolah meet, she's sooo lovely, we should ALL meet her!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jun 22, 2009, 10:31:38 AM
dear roger
my heart is breaking
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Jun 22, 2009, 03:22:38 PM
Dear Daisy,

Pls come home  :(

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 22, 2009, 08:22:14 PM
I think we should have a Loolah meet, she's sooo lovely, we should ALL meet her!  ;D

Oh yes - I'd be up for that. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Jun 22, 2009, 08:56:13 PM
Dear  Jack,

thanks a lot for leaving me the little birdy heart at the top of the stairs for my return from work, it was ever so sweet of you      :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jun 22, 2009, 09:04:18 PM
Dear Vince,
Why don't you eat your food? I cannot believe that you are hunting so successfully at night that you do not need to touch your food. Skinny chops.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Jun 22, 2009, 09:15:05 PM
he says you are feeding him the cheap shit and its minging!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jun 22, 2009, 09:15:58 PM
I bloody well am not!!  >:(

Royal Canin or Science Plan all the way for my little boy.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: super sonic gin and tonic on Jun 22, 2009, 09:24:15 PM
he might be a republican
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Jun 22, 2009, 09:25:11 PM
heh  its still minging tho    :P

my boy is very fussy too. the only wet food he'll evenn look at is felix, as good as it looks sachets. but he really LOVES those wee tiny sheba domes - they're like 45% real chicken. he'll eat prety much any dried food tho.
and he's especially liking the kitten food at the mo   ::)

is he getting enough wet food? maybe he's just bored of that stuff?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jun 22, 2009, 09:27:49 PM
I don't feed him any wet food. The vet said there was no need, and I hate the stuff sitting around stinking the house out. I sometimes give him treats like chicken skin from the roast.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Jun 22, 2009, 09:31:31 PM
's funny ... I'm sure i read somewhere that they needed some wet food. it was probably on here actually .. that blooming blue-eyes one .. aye!    tsk
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jun 22, 2009, 09:37:29 PM
Hm. I have just read this (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/12/071203164728.htm) article, and it doesn't find a problem with dry food, just too much food.

I might work in a bit of wet food for him then. Just to cover all the bases. I reckon Vince is probably very healthy though. His fur is in great condition. I think he uses Pantene.  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: adarajames on Jun 22, 2009, 10:31:11 PM
I think we should have a Loolah meet, she's sooo lovely, we should ALL meet her!  ;D

Oh yes - I'd be up for that. :D

Great!! When and where?!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: maybee on Jun 22, 2009, 10:40:05 PM
Dear Betsy
I love having you here. I love it even more when you are quiet...please could you not bark so much though?... you aren't "officially" allowed you know!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca on Jun 22, 2009, 11:09:21 PM
My vet told me you should feed a cat about a yogurt pot's worth a day.

I have tried explaining this to my cat.  He gets his several meals a day elsewhere, and then expects at least twice that from me.

Dear Musca:  where do you put it?

Dear pup:  I wish the sheep were gone, so you could go offlead.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: *may contain traces of nutters* on Jun 22, 2009, 11:42:32 PM
Ginge...LEAVE. MY. EAR. ALONE!!!...yes, it IS cute but you have now made it VERY sore!.....Don't make me look like a twat and wear ear muffs or a hat while I'm asleep  ;D

Hulk aka spider-cat...These legs are NOT ladders...ouchie!...softclaws for you my boy, and pink ones too if you're not careful :P haha  ;D

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 23, 2009, 12:13:25 AM
I don't feed him any wet food. The vet said there was no need, and I hate the stuff sitting around stinking the house out. I sometimes give him treats like chicken skin from the roast.

Mine get Iams senior and Felix/Whiskas senior. Tallulah will only eat Iams - won't touch the other stuff. But they all get tuna or white fish or chicken at least once a week. They all seem to thrive on it. Certainly one of my previous vets said if you buy a good quality dried food and keep plenty of fresh water available, it's perfectly fine as a diet for them. Mine have always had healthy shiny fur.

Oh, and also, apparently, it doesn't really matter that much how much dried food you put down for them, it's very rare that a cat will overeat. Most of them have a good internal self-regulatory system, apparently.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 23, 2009, 12:21:55 AM
Dear Primrose

Thank you for the tiny baby bird you brought home tonight. Whether it was you intending to show me how to hunt, or whether it was a gift you were contributing to the household, I don't know. But really, it was barely a mouthful. So please don't bear a grudge because I managed to catch you and open your mouth to set it free. I don't know even if it will live, although it was able to flutter away.  :-\

You know I adore you, babygirl. And I am so proud of your hunting abilities. I just wish you weren't quite so very good at catching things. Take a leaf out of Tallulah's book. Bring home inanimate objects in future, eh?

Your loving mum
x

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Jun 23, 2009, 03:31:33 AM
Little girl.

I think you had a bad dream....you yelped and then slunk upstairs for a cuddle. Shame you are 23 kilos and have an unerring aim for my softer regions.  :( But.....5am? Really. Ouch.  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jun 23, 2009, 08:25:50 AM
Certainly one of my previous vets said if you buy a good quality dried food and keep plenty of fresh water available, it's perfectly fine as a diet for them. Mine have always had healthy shiny fur.

Oh, and also, apparently, it doesn't really matter that much how much dried food you put down for them, it's very rare that a cat will overeat. Most of them have a good internal self-regulatory system, apparently.

Yes, I always keep a bowl of fresh water next to his food, but unfortunately he only likes to drink water from the bathroom sink!  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Jun 23, 2009, 09:21:39 AM
Sock's    Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssssssse stop sucking on my top you are making me wet, i am not your mummy !!!!!!!!!!! :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jun 23, 2009, 10:33:31 AM
dear darling boy
you are a miracle indeed
lets just kick back a while and see what happens
i feel reassured and today youre bouncy as anything
maybe you are just slowing down because of AGE not TUMOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everything crossed*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 23, 2009, 10:43:31 AM
Little girl.

I think you had a bad dream....you yelped and then slunk upstairs for a cuddle. Shame you are 23 kilos and have an unerring aim for my softer regions.  :( But.....5am? Really. Ouch.  :-\

23 kilos!!??  At least when Sacha jumps on the bed at night she's only 2.6 kilos...we barely feel it...

(smug) kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Jun 23, 2009, 11:47:22 AM
dear darling boy
you are a miracle indeed
lets just kick back a while and see what happens
i feel reassured and today youre bouncy as anything
maybe you are just slowing down because of AGE not TUMOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everything crossed*


Ah the brave boy .. fingies crossed too   :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Jun 23, 2009, 11:55:56 AM
Deat Cat,
Is your baby meant to scream like that when you are playing  :o ???
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 23, 2009, 02:42:14 PM
Certainly one of my previous vets said if you buy a good quality dried food and keep plenty of fresh water available, it's perfectly fine as a diet for them. Mine have always had healthy shiny fur.

Oh, and also, apparently, it doesn't really matter that much how much dried food you put down for them, it's very rare that a cat will overeat. Most of them have a good internal self-regulatory system, apparently.

Yes, I always keep a bowl of fresh water next to his food, but unfortunately he only likes to drink water from the bathroom sink!  :-\

Oh, what are they like?! At least he hasn't resorted to drinking from the loo! One of my previous posse used to do that when he could. I blame his previous owners, mind you. Urgh.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jun 23, 2009, 02:44:38 PM
Certainly one of my previous vets said if you buy a good quality dried food and keep plenty of fresh water available, it's perfectly fine as a diet for them. Mine have always had healthy shiny fur.

Oh, and also, apparently, it doesn't really matter that much how much dried food you put down for them, it's very rare that a cat will overeat. Most of them have a good internal self-regulatory system, apparently.

Yes, I always keep a bowl of fresh water next to his food, but unfortunately he only likes to drink water from the bathroom sink!  :-\

Oh, what are they like?! At least he hasn't resorted to drinking from the loo! One of my previous posse used to do that when he could. I blame his previous owners, mind you. Urgh.

Yes...we have to keep the seat shut, having found muddy pawprints on the inside of the bowl.  Worse...in an attempt to be green and save water, we don't always flush after every use...TMI, or what?

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Jun 23, 2009, 04:14:23 PM
if its yellow let it mellow
is its brown flush it down

 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Jun 23, 2009, 05:33:13 PM
Deat Cat,
Is your baby meant to scream like that when you are playing  :o ???

I hope that was not my baby your cat was trying to kill ?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: shiggerly on Jun 23, 2009, 06:20:35 PM
Deat Cat,
Is your baby meant to scream like that when you are playing  :o ???

I hope that was not my baby your cat was trying to kill ?

no lol they were just playing but I'm not sure if the noises were part of the play or actual hurt, werent very loud so guessing it was play
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: dvo on Jun 23, 2009, 06:36:35 PM
dear darling boy
you are a miracle indeed
lets just kick back a while and see what happens
i feel reassured and today youre bouncy as anything
maybe you are just slowing down because of AGE not TUMOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everything crossed*


Ah the brave boy .. fingies crossed too   :-*
fanks  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sonico on Jun 23, 2009, 07:29:32 PM
dear darling boy
you are a miracle indeed
lets just kick back a while and see what happens
i feel reassured and today youre bouncy as anything
maybe you are just slowing down because of AGE not TUMOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everything crossed*

I have everything crossed too.
((((((You and R))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Jun 24, 2009, 12:20:53 AM
Nova, I know you don't like my new laptop as it takes my lap away from you, but please don't give up on me all-together.

I have to say last night was funny when you climbed up my back to sit on my shoulder, I love you even with your dagger claws :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 24, 2009, 12:51:19 AM
^ You won't be so sweetly understanding when he starts to expect to be carried round everywhere on your shoulders for all the world like you are a sedan chair... they get ideas about this *very* quickly, Zenith. Be warned!

*rubs shredded shoulders ruefully and throws Tallulah a baleful look*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jun 24, 2009, 06:11:09 PM
Dear Vince Gris,
I hope the cattery treats you well. You are a brave boy, and you always take these things in your stride. But I miss you so much when you're not here. See you on Friday little boy.

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Jun 24, 2009, 08:16:11 PM
Dear Hugo and Diesel,
 I'm sorry one of you had to throw up whilst I was at work today, but perhaps next time you could vacate my bed beforehand  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 24, 2009, 08:59:40 PM
Dear Looley,

Showered legs are not for licking.  Licky kisses in general are frowned upon.  As are bitey kisses.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Top on Jun 24, 2009, 11:34:21 PM
Dear Twinkle

I will keep trying to take a photo that demonstrates your striking resemblance to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, then you will be famous.


xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Jun 25, 2009, 12:17:59 AM
Dear Poops
Please stop scratching my leg  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Jun 25, 2009, 02:33:02 PM
Little girl.

I think you had a bad dream....you yelped and then slunk upstairs for a cuddle. Shame you are 23 kilos and have an unerring aim for my softer regions.  :( But.....5am? Really. Ouch.  :-\

23 kilos!!??  At least when Sacha jumps on the bed at night she's only 2.6 kilos...we barely feel it...

(smug) kitty

Mmmmm yeah, she's a big girl. She just doesn't really realised this. She *used* to be 1.6 kgs....

Dear Dogs

I am *so* sorry about the mobile dog wash lady coming round but I just haven't time what with all the working 80 hour weeks. And you smelled. Sorry.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Plush Velociraptor Cuddlekin on Jun 25, 2009, 02:50:18 PM
Dear Honey

Stop being a ratbag and cease sulking at Kess.

You may not nom the pretty birdies. Make do with communing with the ants and menacing boogly mouse.

love PVC

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 25, 2009, 05:03:47 PM
Dear Honey

Stop being a ratbag and cease sulking at Kess.

You may not nom the pretty birdies. Make do with communing with the ants and menacing boogly mouse.

love PVC

So *this* is what I've been doing wrong! I've been talking to them in human speak. No wonder it's like water off a duck's back...  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Jun 25, 2009, 06:33:45 PM
Dear Cecil,
It was for your own good. Less growling, biting and stamping please. If you kept your own bottom clean there wouldn't be a problem ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 25, 2009, 06:44:39 PM
Dear Cecil

Yeah, yeah! I didn't buy it either...

But what do you expect if you will keep trying to institute mating with her, eh? It isn't like you weren't warned that there would be consequences!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Jun 26, 2009, 01:30:54 PM
Dear Cecil

Yeah, yeah! I didn't buy it either...

But what do you expect if you will keep trying to institute mating with her, eh? It isn't like you weren't warned that there would be consequences!  :-*

I do feel a bit guilty - I took advantage of his amorous moment to thoroughly sponge his bum. He may have felt somewhat undermined, cheated and violated.
But he was so frigging cute being such a strop-bag !
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 26, 2009, 05:38:35 PM
Dear Cecil

Yeah, yeah! I didn't buy it either...

But what do you expect if you will keep trying to institute mating with her, eh? It isn't like you weren't warned that there would be consequences!  :-*

I do feel a bit guilty - I took advantage of his amorous moment to thoroughly sponge his bum. He may have felt somewhat undermined, cheated and violated.
But he was so frigging cute being such a strop-bag !

I can imagine. That big ole fluffball chucking a strop would be hilarious. My Mr Bo is perfectly daft when he gets cross too. Sometimes some serious lip-biting is required to prevent snorts of laughter being seen and heard. And we all know that being seen to laugh at a cat is deeply insulting.  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Jun 26, 2009, 06:29:11 PM
Not so dear cats

Please let today be the last time I come home to orange sick/hairballs all over the carpet in multiple locations.

Mia, I know there's a midge taunting you through the window but don't try to break through the double glazing
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jun 27, 2009, 01:07:12 AM
Dear Will

Clean sheets are for my benefit, not yours  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sarahhh on Jun 27, 2009, 08:16:30 PM
Dear Loolah

You're gorgeous.  If your owner throws you off the sofa once more, we'll rescue you.   :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jun 27, 2009, 08:18:16 PM
To Whom it may concern

Please can I have my other slipper back  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jun 27, 2009, 08:19:51 PM
If your owner throws you off the sofa once more

 :o >:(

She has just driven me mad trying to get into my mouth to eat the Gu brownies.
Had I only remembered to serve them as pudding...

<---Has eaten 4. :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Jun 27, 2009, 11:08:32 PM
least you're getting snogs there!    :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Jun 28, 2009, 11:06:45 AM
Dear Jellycat.

I know you you prefer your butch mummy for cuddles, but it's me for playing all the way, innit.  :D

*throws white rattling mouse toy*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Jun 29, 2009, 01:32:04 AM
Beagle!

What is wrong with you? Pale gums and crying in pain randomly. Then the next minute fine and looking for food with a waggly tail?

$95 to leave you at the vet all day is a bit steep so we're going to have to keep popping home to make sure you're ok. I suspect you have wind. Soup for breakfast seemed to go down a treat. I hope you are ok. Your tummy seems fine when I press it? *worried*  :-\

D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jun 29, 2009, 04:50:00 AM
Dear Tallulah,

I love it that you seem better now, but I really do want you to take your tablets. Tomorrow it will happen. You have been warned and there will be no escape, no matter how trigger-happy you get with the claws. Right?

Evil Mum
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Jun 29, 2009, 06:25:05 PM
Dear M,

Why are you so hyper these days?

Why are you so naughty?

Well done at the weekend when you didn't bark at the little girls who launched at you!

Oh and the little baby Chihuahua trying to 'get it on' with you on Clapham Common was priceless... it was more priceless though when you left the Chihuahua for a much bigger boy!

Size does matter.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Jun 29, 2009, 08:17:05 PM
Dear Reggie,

I hope you've just got plugged ducts, and not mastitis. Damn, this whole pregnancy's been so hard on you and such a worry for me - I bloody hate K for doing this to you because she thought kittens would be cool >:(

I shall take you to the vet tonight after my performance, or first thing tomorrow morning so we can get a vet, and not a nurse who isn't actually allowed to treat you... Please be ok. Love you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Jul 01, 2009, 10:57:09 PM
Dear Marvin,

I tried to find you a friend today, but the shop was shut! Outrageous!

I'll try again this weekend, I promise. You look lonely  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lucy Eve on Jul 02, 2009, 12:00:35 PM
Titch,

I'm so glad that you're more carefree and tame now.

I'm sorry that I tried to give you some friends & they just bullied you.
& sorry that I had to feed you that medicine for 10 days & salt-water bathe your wound. I know you didn't like me but I'm glad you're a lot better now. =)

I'm so glad that I've got you as my pet - you're so cute & you make me smile & feel less lonely.

<3
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Jul 02, 2009, 12:56:02 PM
Dear Bjorn,

Please stop shouting at me. I hawked you in because I saw you 'playing' with that grass snake. I know that you couldn't care less but they're a protected species and it is illegal to move, harm or kill grass snakes now...

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jul 02, 2009, 03:56:25 PM
Dear Looley,

WALKIES! :D
All jabbed up and ready to go.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Jul 02, 2009, 04:15:45 PM
Dear Looley,

WALKIES! :D
All jabbed up and ready to go.

Aww, is this her first walk - how exciting!

Would it be stating the obvious to ask you to take pictures (please)?  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec on Jul 02, 2009, 04:18:22 PM
Dear Looley,

WALKIES! :D
All jabbed up and ready to go.

Aww, is this her first walk - how exciting!

Would it be stating the obvious to ask you to take pictures (please)?  :)

There will definitely be photographs coming up soon. :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sonico on Jul 02, 2009, 09:17:01 PM
Dear Koski,

It's a year today that I lost you.
You brought sunshine to my life every day for 13 years.
I miss you so much.
Know that there is never a day that passes when I don't think of you.
I hope you're resting and enjoying animal heaven.
I love you my angel.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Jul 02, 2009, 10:11:04 PM
Dear Mia and Nova

I'm sorry that you're both so hot in your thick coats but it's a great excuse for me to squirt you with water to cool down, it's for your own good!  *Virtuous cat mum*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jul 02, 2009, 10:49:41 PM
Dear Bee

If you didn't like my boots you could have just said so...you didn't have to sick up on them.

Sigh

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Jul 03, 2009, 10:07:38 PM
 Maisie did that ^ the day after I had new carpet laid.  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Jul 04, 2009, 01:51:27 PM
Dear Jellycat.

You're showing off some impressive fly catching skills there.

Can I suggest, however, that you kill the b@ggers rather than just catching them and then setting them free again?

Much obliged,

your other mummy
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jul 04, 2009, 02:19:37 PM
Dear Tallulah

Thank you for taking your medicine without taking my eye out while it was being administered.  :-*

Dear Mr Bo

Thank you for waking me up with fewer swear words and insults than usual. Do note how much more successful it is to use sweetness than claws and bad language.  :-*

Dear Primrose

Just what is so urgent about your reports back from border patrol in the garden? Have we an intruder or a night-time visitor? Please calm down long enough to tell me!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Jul 05, 2009, 08:45:55 AM
Dear Jellycat.

You have a real soft spot for C., don't you?
Heady-bumps and purring.
I reckon it's because she talks to you in a special high-pitched kitteh voice. I can practically see you go all giggly and flattered.

That and her fabulous hair.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Jul 05, 2009, 12:06:46 PM
Dear Benson,

Please. Stop. Crying.

You are not having the bone until after your walk.

You are not having the walk until after my coffee. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jul 05, 2009, 12:45:24 PM
Dear Pigsy

Why do you haz a sad today  ???

It gives me a sad  :(



Dear Will

Thanks for licking alllll across my glasses. I probably wouldn't have had time to do that myself today  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Jul 05, 2009, 08:37:36 PM
'Oo's a pretty baby? You are. Love you!

(I hope you're not going to miss little Filio too much... I know I will for a while :( But he doesn't have to go just yet!)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Jul 05, 2009, 09:28:13 PM
Dear Maisy or Milly (I don't mind, whoever wants to learn!)

I wish you could fetch things. Not like sticks and stuff (although that kind of doggy behaviour would be quite useful) - but a cold can of diet coke from the fridge for me.

Please learn, or *cough battersea *cough*

Yours lovingly,

Mummy
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Jul 05, 2009, 10:17:32 PM
Nova and Mia,

I love you :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Queen on Jul 05, 2009, 10:23:13 PM

Dear my landlady's cat,

winding yourself round people's legs impeding their progress round the kitchen is not endearing. Nor is persistently sleeping on the kitchen surfaces. Grrrrr.


Oh god. I'm writing messages to the cat on GB.

<--- finally cracked
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jul 05, 2009, 10:56:10 PM
Dear pack

I am the leader.  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Jul 06, 2009, 01:25:30 AM
Dear Franz and Juno

Why am I not at home in bed with you *cough* *sneeze*  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Jul 10, 2009, 07:38:16 AM
Dear Jellycat.

Aw. You do you all squishy and cuddly when I talk to you in high-pitched cuddly-wuddly voice.
On a scale from 'one' to 'extremely cute' that was 'extremely cute'.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Holalola on Jul 10, 2009, 10:25:18 AM
(I hope you're not going to miss little Filio too much... I know I will for a while :( But he doesn't have to go just yet!)

That kitten ain't leaving til I've had another fill of Kitteh hugs.  >:( >:( >:(

If you give him away before I get another green tea and some lurve off that kitteh I shall  :'( :'( :'(

*stamps tiny foot*

Dear INH's kitten

you have the best ears in the world EVAH. please look like that always.

An Admirer
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Jul 11, 2009, 12:18:45 AM
Dear M,

cute but naughty.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Robiloo on Jul 11, 2009, 04:09:09 PM
Dear Mr Pipple and Bailey anna,

I miss you.. it's treat week when mama gets home!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Destructapup on Jul 11, 2009, 08:07:14 PM
Dear Daisy,

stop farting!

thats the last time you get some of my pizza
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Ratty on Jul 12, 2009, 05:14:33 PM
Dear Ella,
Please don't wash my Ipod when I'm watching a film, it distracts me  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Jul 13, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
^^^^^
 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Jul 14, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
Dear Bjorn,

Please let me know whether you're on a mini break or whether you want to stay over there for good. I know that you were getting as fed up as I was about not having a cat flap here. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Jul 15, 2009, 04:53:46 AM
Dear Boobear

What can I do to make you feel better?  That's 11 sick clear-ups since I woke up at 1:30, please tell me what I can do for you while we wait for the vets to open.  Sorry the emergency vet was seriously unhelpful.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jul 15, 2009, 09:04:23 PM
Dear Henry

No more indoor-surprise-for-when-I-get-home poos, please.  :(


Dear Wooby

I'm making a date for you with the bath  ::) :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Jul 15, 2009, 11:02:18 PM
Dear Bjorn,

Did you enjoy your mini break?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jul 16, 2009, 08:26:09 PM
Dear Wooby

You should be appreciative of the fact that I snipped your mop-top hair so that you could see properly. Tsk  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Grey on Jul 20, 2009, 02:34:26 AM
I know-your eyes are telling me it's near time


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Jul 20, 2009, 10:41:58 AM
Dear Jelly.

Don't be too disappointed that your lesser favourite slave will pick you up.

Your other mummy will be available for a purr-fest this evening.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: *may contain traces of nutters* on Jul 20, 2009, 11:35:52 AM
Dear Hulk....I know you are trying to catch the fly but I really don't think you are trying hard enough.... ;D

Dear Ginge....hissing at it will not get rid of it...go and help with the efforts!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Jul 21, 2009, 03:37:50 PM
Dear Boobear

You really are very clever, when did you learn to use a computer?  The flowers you sent me to say thank you for looking after you when you were ill are lovely.  :D  But now tell me, since when have you had a credit card........  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jul 21, 2009, 03:39:39 PM
I know-your eyes are telling me it's near time

 :-\ :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Jul 21, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
You are the source of most of the problems in my life - but I love you. I guess this is unconditional love.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Jul 21, 2009, 09:01:49 PM
Dear Pooh

Shut up already  >:(

<--intolerant dog-mother today

Dear Wooby

If you're not rolling in poo, you're marauding through the undergrowth and getting grass seeds all in your mopsy fur  ::).

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jul 21, 2009, 09:19:48 PM
Dear Mr Bo,

What's with all the following me about? You've just had tuna, for heaven's sake! It's not even the dross you complain about usually...

I think it's time for you to go to the vet for a worming tablet!

*watches Mr B running stoutly out of the patio doors*  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cazza on Jul 22, 2009, 02:22:01 PM
Dear Totoro,

Purring whilst the vet gave you an injection was rather hilarious, you are SO much braver than your brother!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Jul 22, 2009, 03:57:13 PM
Dear Cazza

It's torties, innit? They have cattitude! (Bless her heart.)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Destined4Hades on Jul 22, 2009, 11:57:32 PM
The new cat bed is not for you. It is for Harvey. He was here first and he is an old man now. Leave his bed alone!  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Jul 23, 2009, 12:05:34 AM
Dear bonkerbear.com

I never thought I would hear myself saying this but I miss your sales calls  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Jul 25, 2009, 04:35:10 PM
Yes, I know the crackling taste good, but I hate to say it (I don't actually), it is me that is getting most of it :D. See... out of the way...w  a  y out of your reach even if you try to get there on your hind legs. Bit I'm sure I can't eat it all, so there will be perhaps a little more for you :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Jul 25, 2009, 08:01:03 PM
Dear Bjorn,

It was neither big nor clever to pick a fight with a Doberman. You didn't know that he was a big softy and scared of cats.

Please don't do it again.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kit on Jul 26, 2009, 12:00:59 AM
do u want to go to a dog show tomorrow? u are bound to win a prize for being the naughtiest dog.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Grey on Jul 26, 2009, 03:40:19 AM
Sweet gentle Callie girl
thank you for 14 wonderful years of absolute love and unwavering loyalty and smiles over all your endearing little ways
I hope I've been half as deserving a human, as you seemed to think
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: valerie on Jul 26, 2009, 02:45:08 PM
 Please, I want to share my favorite pet poem which is a  17th century  quatrain
that makes the perfect epitaph, Since we have a longer life span than our pets, we all know what it is like to lose one. I bet you all had a favorite pet as a child & that pet   gave you a quality of love that  was so consistent...greeting you with a smile everytime you walked in the house...of course, unless he/she was sleeping

UPON HIS SPANIEL TRACY
Now thou art dead, no eye shall see,.
For shape and service,spaniel like to thee.
This shalt my love do, give thy sad death one
Tear, that deserves of me a million.

Robert Herrick

Take care,everyone.


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Grey on Jul 27, 2009, 12:23:11 AM
Thank you Valerie

and to you Beeries for supportive suggestions
they honestly made decisions easier
and some of them I never would have thought of otherwise!
So thanks from me and my furry one who did her last days and her leaving so well and in fitting style because of you
-Grey
(& Callie)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Jul 27, 2009, 04:38:42 AM
 (((Grey)))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Jul 27, 2009, 05:58:15 AM
Dear Lindsy, you have persuaded me, so lets go. But your usual few moans would have done the trick as well, the farts were not really necessary.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: valerie on Jul 27, 2009, 03:58:33 PM
You are welcome, Grey.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Jul 27, 2009, 09:27:43 PM
(((Grey)))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Jul 27, 2009, 10:08:56 PM
Dear Vince,
Two things:
1. I should not panic every time you disappear.
2. I should have more faith in your ability to find your way home.

 :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jul 28, 2009, 11:10:33 AM
Dear Sacha

If you sleep there you're going to get kicked in the night...especially considering how stealthily you creep into that gap.

Silly kitten!

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Jul 28, 2009, 06:03:32 PM
Dear Kara and Benson,

Walkies! ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Jul 28, 2009, 08:41:02 PM
Dear Jellycat.

Woah.
That was an exceptionately smelly kitteh poo.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Jul 31, 2009, 05:24:22 PM
((Grey))

Dear George,

Its lovely that you want to be near me, and help me on the 'pooter. However, insisting that you sit in between me and the keyboard is difficult.

Surely we can come to some sort of compromise? How about I clear some desk space for you?

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Graciebaby on Jul 31, 2009, 06:04:02 PM
Dear Miss Cat

Please start putting weight on, it's worrying me!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Aug 02, 2009, 11:50:04 AM
Dear Hen, Wooby, Keiron & Popsy

Until next time  :D


Dear Will

Stop sulking. I am back now, innit.  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Holalola on Aug 04, 2009, 12:40:24 PM
Dear Borrowed-Queen-of-The-House

you have stolen our affections. you really are exceptionally cute. We all heart you.

(R. has been here a total of 13 hours. we are all suckers)

Slave 1

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Aug 04, 2009, 05:23:59 PM
Dear Bee
STOP SNORING!!!!

kitty

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Aug 04, 2009, 07:07:37 PM
Dear Pooh

So long, old pal  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Aug 05, 2009, 11:26:58 AM
Dear Lindsy, where on earth did you get that peach stone from, certainly not from me or when we were walking. And please note for the future, my bed is not the place to sick it (and other bits) up on.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Aug 05, 2009, 03:02:05 PM
Dear Crane Fly Killing Machine (AKA Little Vince)

Wooooohooooo for this morning. Well done! Less than a minute between seeing and killing. Would've been nice if the eating hadn't happened right in front of me, but I guess that was my prize!

No flying insect is safe in the flat, and all because of you. Excellent!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Graciebaby on Aug 05, 2009, 03:05:10 PM
Dear Miss Cat

R.I.P baby, love you heaps even tho I have never been a cat person x x x x x x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Aug 06, 2009, 12:16:12 AM
Dear Mutley

5 years ago today and you still flit through my mind on a daily basis.  I miss you best dog in the world xx

Dear Sniggs

14 years ago today and I miss you too rotund cat.  I know it's silly but I rather hope that you and Mutts are playing together in an animal heaven somewhere.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Aug 06, 2009, 12:36:54 AM
Dear Lindsy, make it easy for PBA!  Atta girl  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Aug 10, 2009, 07:27:06 PM
Dear Charlie

Is it necessary to pad on my middle when I feel sick?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Aug 10, 2009, 09:33:00 PM
Dear Jellycat.

Yes, I know.
The psychotic sausage dog is really bloody annoying.
But you're quite right, it's not going to come in.
You growl at it. That's my girl.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Aug 11, 2009, 12:38:03 PM
Dear Piggy & Lolly

Why have you started sleeping with me again? And do you really have to hog all the bed?

Weirdos  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: mazure on Aug 11, 2009, 06:05:27 PM
Dear shebee

it would be so nice if u could be sick outside instead of throwing up three times in the house! Lucky u so cute  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Aug 11, 2009, 06:06:40 PM
Dear Maisy and Milly,

Haircuts for you both on Saturday.
Yeah I know, about time eh? I suppose it would be nice if you could see again!

 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: snazzyaussie on Aug 11, 2009, 06:12:30 PM
Dear Charlie,

Be a good dog and please go find out what is under the stairs.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Aug 11, 2009, 11:38:09 PM
Dear Vince,
Another collar bites the dust! What do you do with them??

(Outofpocket) Mummy
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: laughoutloudtwice on Aug 11, 2009, 11:43:33 PM
Dear Scully,

I am out to get you because I love lol2 more than you.

Signed,

Vince
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: valerie on Aug 12, 2009, 12:21:28 AM
you don't have a pet yet
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Aug 19, 2009, 11:56:13 AM
Dear Maisy and Milly,

Somebody made the mistake of sending me a doggy dress up website.

Watch out, I'm planning this for your next costumer:

http://www.joke.co.uk/fancy_dress/pet_ladybug_costume~90142.html
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Aug 19, 2009, 03:44:39 PM
Dear little Vince,

I think you'd look pretty in this:

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-black-cat-dress-will-kill-you.jpg)

And yes, I do know these would be your exact sentiments...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Aug 19, 2009, 07:29:53 PM
Dear Jellycat.

Yes, I know. Diets suck.
I'm sorry, sweetheart. Vet's orders.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Aug 19, 2009, 09:31:14 PM
Dear Mr Bo

You rawk, you do. So sweetly pretty and endearing when my parents were here. The very best way of giving them two fingers, I've always found. So proud of you, my son.  ;D

Your indulgent mamma
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ~AL~ on Aug 20, 2009, 12:40:18 AM
Dear Hizz,
I miss you so much.  Too long this time, can't wait to hug you til you wriggle and stick your paw in my face  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: PrincessaChristina on Aug 20, 2009, 12:49:31 AM
My Dear Pet,

'Come here! Come and sit on my lap and let your person pet you!'
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Aug 20, 2009, 01:38:00 AM
Dear Maisy and Milly,

Somebody made the mistake of sending me a doggy dress up website.

Watch out, I'm planning this for your next costumer:

http://www.joke.co.uk/fancy_dress/pet_ladybug_costume~90142.html

Dear Maisy and Milly,

If she ever tries to put you in that, I will hatch a rescue plan.  I've got your backs, girls  ;)

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Aug 21, 2009, 08:36:18 PM
Dear Will

Buying you was definitely a good decision. Lucky boy. The alternative could have been this (http://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/4557930.Dogs_taken_from_illegal_breeder_following_probe/) :-X. Poor little buggers  :(

 :-*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Aug 21, 2009, 09:13:23 PM
Dear my neighbours pet,

taking you for a walk today was great you are a lovely girl and I look forward to our next trip to the park.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Aug 22, 2009, 01:52:10 PM
Dear Jellycat.

I promise to do my very best to sort out a cat sitter for next time.
It was horrible seeing you so dejected and resigned when we put you in your box and I feel really bad about it.

I'm also missing you quite a lot today. There were a lot of cats about when we went running this morning and one looked a bit like you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Aug 22, 2009, 02:08:18 PM
Dear Toulouse

You are one streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetchy lady!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kittygotstripes on Aug 22, 2009, 09:42:09 PM
Dear Fernando

I know at 4 months old you have to practice hunting skills, but dragging a half-eaten corn on the cob out of the rubbish bag and attacking it really isn't on. Its bad enough that you drag out bits of pizza, chase it around the house and eat it. If you're peckish there are biscuits in your dish you know. Can't you just stick to chasing frogs? I do love you though furry.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: happyellie on Aug 22, 2009, 10:02:40 PM


To my lovely beautiful Thai cat

Dearest Darcy,

You are the loveliest and cutest creature in the world!

Sorry, you've suffered a lot and been through difficult times of late, life is unfair sometimes..., but you've survived, my little baby, good girl!
Sorry, I can't be with you now, but you are well looked after and Mum will always be there for you.

I miss you badly and look forward to seeing you!

Love always,

xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Aug 23, 2009, 12:22:06 AM
Dear Bee

How come you're not bald?  Seriously...the sofa is covered in your hair, I can't see how you can have any left on you.

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Aug 27, 2009, 12:42:17 PM
Dear Daisy,

Muchos thanks for throwing up at midnight under the bed.

*disgust*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cazza on Aug 27, 2009, 01:08:26 PM
Dear Gambit and Totoro,

I'm sorry you've had to go on holiday to my mum and dad's for a while, we will sweet talk the new landlord and get you back a.s.a.p!

p.s. I miss you guys!  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Aug 27, 2009, 02:10:14 PM
Dear Cazza

 :o  Oh, noes! I hope new landlord is amenable!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cazza on Aug 27, 2009, 02:28:01 PM
Dear Cazza

 :o  Oh, noes! I hope new landlord is amenable!

So do I.. they have a big 4 bed house to run around in the mean time and my mum and dad love cats so they are getting spoilt, its some comfort!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Aug 27, 2009, 04:44:12 PM
^ Oh, they will be soooooooo spoiled rotten, they may turn their pretty little noses up at you when you come to collect them and bring them home!  ;D You know how fickle cats can be. Once they know who feeds them, nobody else gets a look in!

(Or perhaps I judge others by my mercenary brood. That may be a little unfair.)  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Parnell on Aug 27, 2009, 05:08:15 PM
Did you have to yawn in my face?

You might want to consider a Tic Tac!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Aug 27, 2009, 11:06:03 PM
Dear Pooh

I had spag bol for dinner. I missed sharing it with you  :(

xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: mutts1971 on Aug 27, 2009, 11:26:28 PM
Dear Piggy,

I didn't know I needed a dog. When I met your Mummy I soon knew you came as part of the package! Well I am glad! It is so lovely coming home to someone who is truly glad to see me! Thank you I love you too!
xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spider Mo on Aug 28, 2009, 04:02:50 AM
Dear Tank,

Dude! I can't believe your'e such a lady killer. everytime I leave the bed I come back to find you trying to snuggle up to my girl. It was cute like the first couple of times, but last night I awoke to see you in her arms! Both of you asleep as if you passsed out together. unbelievable. You have Santiago to snuggle up with, your'e a cat your'e supposed to snuggle up with cats, not my date.

 You better not be wearing any of my clothes when I get home. I know how you've been trying on my boots lately. I find them all over the house. I got my eye on you playah. you better break yo self.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Aug 28, 2009, 07:43:06 AM
Dear Jellycat.

It's cute watching you watch TV.
We'll try and find some more programs featuring fly fishing, shall we?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Aug 28, 2009, 12:59:42 PM
Dear Tank,

Dude! I can't believe your'e such a lady killer. everytime I leave the bed I come back to find you trying to snuggle up to my girl. It was cute like the first couple of times, but last night I awoke to see you in her arms! Both of you asleep as if you passsed out together. unbelievable. You have Santiago to snuggle up with, your'e a cat your'e supposed to snuggle up with cats, not my date.

 You better not be wearing any of my clothes when I get home. I know how you've been trying on my boots lately. I find them all over the house. I got my eye on you playah. you better break yo self.

 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Aug 28, 2009, 10:39:24 PM
Dear Vince,
It's about time I had a word with you about your voyeuristic tendencies. I must point out that it is not appropriate for you to climb on my back while I am, ahem, engaged in sexual activity. I must also ask why you proprietorially sit on g/f's legs during said activity. It is becoming off-putting by dint of its amusement factor.

Please desist.

Your loving owner.

xx

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Aug 29, 2009, 07:04:57 AM
Dear Lindsy, after fag and tea, after fag and tea, after fag and tea.
Damn, OK just this once.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on Sep 04, 2009, 12:41:13 PM
Dear Tallulah  (sorry if spelling not right but you know who you are!!)

Oh my goodness!!  I have just felt the scratches on my back and shoulders  :o   :o  do you have 6 inch nails for claws!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jet on Sep 07, 2009, 09:23:41 PM
Dear Cherry,

Why have you stopped eating?  :(
Are you missing your brother?

Please eat soon, or we're going to have to go to the vets, and that wont be fun for either of us  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Sep 07, 2009, 09:55:59 PM
Dear Tallulah  (sorry if spelling not right but you know who you are!!)

Oh my goodness!!  I have just felt the scratches on my back and shoulders  :o   :o  do you have 6 inch nails for claws!!

Are you sure it was the cat?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lou_Cow on Sep 08, 2009, 01:58:48 PM
Dear Piran and Jess....

PLEASE make them little puppies...!! Me and K would really quite like one (as you know!)

Big sloppy kisses
                  L & K xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Sep 08, 2009, 02:43:23 PM
Dear Tallulah  (sorry if spelling not right but you know who you are!!)

Oh my goodness!!  I have just felt the scratches on my back and shoulders  :o   :o  do you have 6 inch nails for claws!!

Are you sure it was the cat?

It was indeed the cat. I was there and I can vouch for the shocked expression on lilly's face on her first close encounter with Tallulah's preferred method of transport (on someone's shoulders).  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gg on Sep 08, 2009, 03:57:08 PM
Dear Daisy,

Be good for Aunty Alison.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: plugitin on Sep 08, 2009, 07:57:32 PM
Dear dog

My love - priceless.

The vets love - itemised. Pain killers, anasthetic, x-rays, planned surgery, possible swim therapy. Jeezus at least 800 quid.

Who would have thought jumping off the bed could be so expensive.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Sep 08, 2009, 08:05:24 PM
Dear Diesel,
           
the lion roaring was only on the tele at the beginning of the film. There really was no need to leg it at a rate of knots out or the lounge window  ::)

aside * I can assure you had he been in here for real, I'd have got there first !
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Marylin © on Sep 08, 2009, 08:50:37 PM
Dear Diesel,
           
the lion roaring was only on the tele at the beginning of the film. There really was no need to leg it at a rate of knots out or the lounge window  ::)

aside * I can assure you had he been in here for real, I'd have got there first !

This made me laugh out loud. ;D   You've got such a brilliant sense of humour Debs. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: jess_strasbourg on Sep 08, 2009, 11:57:47 PM
Dear Dibley,
I hope you're feeling better soon. Love you baby.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Sep 15, 2009, 04:46:33 PM
Dear Maisie,
I know what you've just done because you're zooming around like a loon in a Post Poo Surge manner.
Why do you always do that?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Sep 15, 2009, 04:52:34 PM
Dear Tallulah

I think I may have to take the nail clippers to you, wench. I was willing to sacrifice my back to your habit of perching on my shoulder like a parrot. However, it does rather ruin one's milky white décolletage to have the scabby evidence of cat claws having been raked across it when you misjudged landing after one of your jumps...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Sep 15, 2009, 05:53:07 PM
Guys, contrary to both your opinions, it is not, I repeat NOT dinner time yet, so this is a polite request for you to shut the f*ck up. Please.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sasababe on Sep 15, 2009, 05:57:29 PM
You don't really want to go to the park in this weather, do you?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Sep 15, 2009, 06:50:01 PM
Dear Vince,
Can you please not bring live mice into the house while I am up? It'd be more bearable if they were dead, but all you want to do is show off by terrorising them repeatedly.


 :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Sep 15, 2009, 07:19:52 PM
Dear Jellycat.

I hope you're getting on ok with the catlady.
She texted to say that all is well, but I guess she would say that.
I wish I could call you.  ::)

Dear my mum's cat.

Gosh, you're lovely.
You can sit on my lap any day.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: snazzyaussie on Sep 15, 2009, 07:37:12 PM
Dear Cat (which ever one is doing it)

Please stop peeing in places other than the kitty litter. grrrr
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Sep 16, 2009, 04:54:44 PM
Dear Lindsy, sorry, I did not mean to feed you a button, I can't think how it got in the pocket where your treats are. At least you don't eat plastic when you know that there is still something else available, I wish the same would apply for socks and silk ties.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Sep 17, 2009, 12:02:48 AM
Dear Little Vince,

Parrot cat is fun, but you've developed a strange habit of slowly slipping down my back until you have me bent in half with you sprawled across my back purring loudly and with no intention of moving.

This contact you like, but sitting on my lap is a no no? You are weird. Gorgeous, fluffy and very very funny, but weird.

I loves you!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: plugitin on Sep 18, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
If I could trust you not to lick and nibble I would take that collar off.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cazza on Sep 18, 2009, 05:38:42 PM
I'm coming to visit you tonight for the weekend I am very excited it has been a sad couple of weeks without you!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: AG78 on Sep 18, 2009, 05:44:31 PM

Dear Princess Lily,

I hope you enjoyed puppy creche today and I am glad your other mummy has agreed that we should be sending you walking in the woods and then to the creche 3 times a week not 2!!

 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Sep 19, 2009, 01:08:47 PM
Dear Reggie,

I hope you get better soon after being spayed on Thursday... I'm worried that you're not recovering as quickly as you should be... Apparently you should be walking around fine and eating a bit by now :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Sep 19, 2009, 04:59:42 PM
Dear Jellycat

It's lovely to hear that you are bonding with S's dad.
Are you saying good-bye to the old lesbian separatist ways? 
We may have to rip up your membership card, kitteh.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Fireboi on Sep 19, 2009, 05:31:59 PM

Dear Phoenix

Good to see you again! Even if I did weird you out!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Sep 19, 2009, 09:44:08 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Please leave the cheesy biscuits alone, they're mine, not yours. You have your own 'special' cheesy biscuits that I'm not even going to try. Is this fair?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Sep 21, 2009, 09:02:56 AM
Dear Boobear

I really am quite excited, I'm being released from this work trip early so I will be coming to nanna's tonight to come and collect you.  Please have a big cuddle waiting for me, I've missed you!  And I've been ill while I've been away, being ill without my Boobear cuddles has been horrible!

See you later little girl!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: petra on Sep 21, 2009, 02:41:39 PM
Dear P,
thanks for reminding me in these few hours together:
how much in love we are with each other
and why you should never be allowed to foods other than yours :P.
Sadly the episode at the fair didn't make you very popular, but never mind, I adore you anyway.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Sep 21, 2009, 02:51:01 PM
Dear kitten Jalfrezi

It was very nice staying at your mums house (aka my drunken best friend who forgot her way home  ::)) and I like you a lot Mr Furrball but did you have to wail all night, because that other cat kept coming in.  Its your house, you are bigger than he is, chase him off.  I'm exhausted.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: plugitin on Sep 22, 2009, 09:19:54 AM
No, you don't get commision, thats not how it works.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Sep 25, 2009, 10:21:14 AM
Dear Boobear

HAPPY BIRTHDAY baby girl!  6 six years old today!  You looked like you enjoyed your bacon and cheese flavoured cake this morning, you can have some more later!   ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jet on Sep 26, 2009, 02:27:48 AM
Dear Cherry,

You've turned me into one of those people I laughed at, posting to their pets  :-[ :-[ :-[

Well done you for being so brave at the vets earlier, and thanks for the hysterics you have given me ever since by running into walls  :-[ :-*

Love you little kittyxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: msmaplesyrup on Sep 26, 2009, 02:04:50 PM
Dear Roxy G Star... You is a skanky puppy dog, but I luv ya  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Sep 26, 2009, 05:01:31 PM


Dear K its your birthday tomorrow and you will be four!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lucy Eve on Sep 26, 2009, 10:48:07 PM
Dear Titch,

Please come out of hiding.
I miss you.
The other hamsters just aren't the same & I want you back.
I need a pet at uni with me at the moment to stop it feeling so lonely.
Come back..?  :(

Me xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: plugitin on Sep 27, 2009, 09:56:17 AM
Thank you for not biting out your stitches after I forgot to put your lampshade on last night.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Sep 27, 2009, 11:22:23 AM
Dear Vince,

I love you. You always seem to know when I need you around. I love that you sleep snuggled up to me on those days, and keep talking to me, and let me know I don' have to feel lonely.

I also love that when I've been away overnight, you ration your own food in such a sensible manner. You never clear the bowl, because I guess you aren't sure how long the food has to last for. Clever.

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Sep 27, 2009, 11:34:51 AM
^ Aww. They are great, aren't they?  ;D

Dear Maisie,
You have two bowls (count 'em, two) in the kitchen. One for milk and one for water.
Kindly refrain from lapping from my glass of water in the middle of the night when you can't be bothered to toddle in to the kitchen and you think I'm asleep.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Sep 27, 2009, 12:42:51 PM
^^^ I don't think it's a case of 'can't be bothered'. I think it's a case of 'water just tastes better from a glass'. We can't leave any glass containing liquid unsupervised, or the Jellycat will stick her head in and drink.  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Sep 27, 2009, 04:43:52 PM
Ditto - Sacha always drinks from a glass.  Bee likes to jump into the bath and lick up the drips.

Dear Sacha & Bee

Nice to know you missed us... ;D

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Sep 29, 2009, 04:19:45 PM
Dear newly-debollocked Cecil,

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamander on Sep 29, 2009, 04:31:06 PM
Dear Cecil  :o

Have they given you a consolation carrot or something you rabbits might like to chew on? I mean, something to take your mind off the discomfort? I very much hope so. We know how fragile the male ego can be...  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Sep 29, 2009, 09:41:44 PM
Dear Jellycat.

I would be much obliged if you could refrain from jumping over my head and landing next to it with a big thump while I'm asleep.
I don't do that you you, do I?

Ta.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Sep 29, 2009, 10:58:04 PM
Dear Vince,
What's worse than finding a dead mouse in your kitchen?










Finding half a dead mouse.




 >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Meryl Streep Fan Club on Sep 29, 2009, 11:18:55 PM
Goodbye Spinnifex-Joe :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lucy Eve on Sep 30, 2009, 06:15:34 AM
Dear Titch,

I still miss you.
I miss being able to just get you out & let you run around on my arms or whatever.
I miss seeing you nom peanuts.
I wish you were here because it makes me feel less lonely at night.
When I come home next (hopefully soon!), I'm going to try harder to trap you, but it's for your own good & because I miss you.
Come back? I'm sorry I'm a bad mummy. :(
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Sep 30, 2009, 10:31:17 AM
Dear Boobear

I know you like to be the protector every so often but, why oh why did it have to be at 5:00 this morning that you decided you needed to make your presence known by barking?  It was only the binmen moving the bins, they weren't going to hurt me!  Honestly!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Sep 30, 2009, 10:36:03 AM
Goodbye Spinnifex-Joe :'(

((((Chickpea65 ♥))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Sep 30, 2009, 09:38:15 PM
Dear Little Vince,

You were in a mood. Now you're not and are playing like a demon :D *removes feet from living room floor*

You make everything worth it, even if your purring is quiet and you don't do cuddles.

I'll miss you at the weekend, but you'll be well looked after.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: pomalex on Sep 30, 2009, 09:49:44 PM

Dear little Max, hope your settling in to cat heaven.You've been my only source of affection and warmth over the last few years.
I miss you sooo much  xxxxx  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lumi on Sep 30, 2009, 09:53:01 PM
Dear Miska,

i wish you wouldn't keep raiding the fridge. that was my dinner
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Oct 01, 2009, 10:55:03 AM
Dear Mogs,

Sorry for all the upheaval, things will return to normal soon, I promise.

Dear Chloe,

You are a great comfort.
*sobs into fur*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sasababe on Oct 03, 2009, 08:17:07 AM
Dear Mac,

You know the old saying, "Sticks and stones...."
So can you please stop eating them then?

£1000 at the vets means no more bicuits for you!

Mum

PS - Hope it doesn't hurt too bad ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Oct 03, 2009, 05:30:34 PM
Dear Jellycat.

We've only just discovered our punishment for leaving you with the cat sitter.

The scratchmarks in the arm of the sofa clearly spell 'F*ck you, bitches'.
How thoughtful.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Rala Rwdins on Oct 03, 2009, 08:54:28 PM
Dear Bjorn,

It is my bedroom and my bed. Not yours.

Please don't give me filthy looks when I turn the lamp on and move you to the bottom of the bed.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: elsietanner © on Oct 03, 2009, 10:01:41 PM
I miss you two so much and I promise things will get better and you can soon snuggle on my lap again. Love you both x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: valerie on Oct 04, 2009, 03:39:07 AM
Dear Ducks, V for Vendetta, Cruella,Dasher, Daisy, Cindy, Rudolph, Elmer, Prissie & Sissie,
   Don't worry. I am stocked up for you if we have a hurricane and you can stay on the porch again.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Oct 04, 2009, 08:44:50 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Miaow to you too! Does that mean you're happy I'm home? I'm guessing the fact you keep walking very slowly over me means yes, seeing how it's the closest you currently get to being cuddly.

Just shows you were well looked after too. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cazza on Oct 04, 2009, 09:28:46 PM
Dear Gambit and Totoro,

I miss you lots and lots but it helps that my Mum regularly sends picture messages of you with funny captions!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gali on Oct 04, 2009, 09:51:37 PM
Dear B, I'm so glad you seem much better today :-* :-* You gave me a bit of a scare yesterday! I love you so much you little bugger x x x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Ouzo on Oct 04, 2009, 10:01:48 PM
^  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Oct 04, 2009, 10:06:06 PM
Dear B, I'm so glad you seem much better today :-* :-* You gave me a bit of a scare yesterday! I love you so much you little bugger x x x

Dear B,

Less of the drama-cat antics, purr-lease.  We don't want your Ma getting any more grey hairs  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Oct 04, 2009, 10:20:43 PM
Dear pooch, you will be ten years old this month wow! double figures eh?.

Times like this remind me of how much I miss being your owner *sigh*

Well I shall just have to stick something in the post and watch you rip it open on the webcam.

Glad you are enjoying your new home so much.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gali on Oct 04, 2009, 11:40:32 PM
@ Brodie - it's not the hairs on my head i'm worried about.....:-P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: DancingRaindeer on Oct 04, 2009, 11:46:03 PM
get your nails cut  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Oct 05, 2009, 09:45:14 PM
Dear Henry

I'll miss your selective hearing and old-age-escape-attempts. It's a shame you went before breakfast, I know how much you liked your food.

So long old pal  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Oct 09, 2009, 12:41:15 PM
Dear Boobear

I'm really sorry I have to go away again, its only for a few nights this time though.  I know you'll miss me and I'll miss you too but Daddian will play with you lots and lots.  You'll probably be too knackered to even think about your mummy!

Have fun baby girl!

Love mummy
 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gali on Oct 09, 2009, 01:52:23 PM
Dear Bart,  please live. Don't you die on me. I love you so much. I'm sitting here with my ma, while you're in an oxygen tent trying to breath and there's nothing i can do but pray.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Ouzo on Oct 09, 2009, 01:54:28 PM
Dear Bart,  please live. Don't you die on me. I love you so much. I'm sitting here with my ma, while you're in an oxygen tent trying to breath and there's nothing i can do but pray.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((( G + B ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Justice on Oct 09, 2009, 02:02:20 PM
Dear Bart,  please live. Don't you die on me. I love you so much. I'm sitting here with my ma, while you're in an oxygen tent trying to breath and there's nothing i can do but pray.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((( G + B ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Big hugs Gali.. Thinking of u and Bart xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Red_Wine on Oct 09, 2009, 10:18:13 PM
You're a stubborn old mog. How much longer can you last?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lucy Eve on Oct 10, 2009, 12:07:58 AM
Titch,

Thank you for climbing into the glass to get the peanut & coming back to me.
It's so nice to have you back.
I loved having you crawl on me & the bed tonight.. & being able to stroke you & give you a little kiss.
I missed you. Thank you for coming back.
& I know you liked your freedom, but I promise to get you out more often & let you have more run-arounds when I take you back to uni with me.
I loves you. :)

xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Oct 10, 2009, 10:06:09 AM
Dear Chloe,
You are such a massive comfort at this time. :-*


(((((((((((((Bart))))))))))))))
(((((((((((((Gali))))))))))))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Bec Pink on Oct 10, 2009, 12:31:40 PM
Dear Chevy - please wash yourself.
 
And mow the yard while you're out there.
 
 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Oct 12, 2009, 09:53:37 PM
Dear Chloe,

One more poop like that and I'm going to replace your anus with a flower garden. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 13, 2009, 05:22:45 AM
Dear Lindsy, it was you that needed to go for a walk at this time of the morning, not me, so don't start looking at me when there are strange noises in the woods that makes you feel nervous. But I am relieved that you did what you needed to do and then made a shot for home very quickly.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Oct 13, 2009, 07:40:28 AM
Dear Jellycat.

Why are you being such a pain in the arse at the moment?
You never used to wake us up all the time.

What's different now? What?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Oct 13, 2009, 08:02:51 AM
Dear Musca

Hang in there.  Keep warm.  He'll look after you, and then I'll bring you your dog, your girls, and me, even though we almost fell out.  You and I.  One week or so. 
Please just curl up and keep warm, and this will all change and settle down soon.  You are a dear little fellow, you are.

Love from me.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Oct 13, 2009, 01:21:28 PM


Dear Kofi,

Such a shame you were sick this morning all over the bedclothes at 6am. Poor sweetie. Furballs are horrid. Hope you feel a lot better today.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Oct 13, 2009, 01:50:48 PM
Dear Lucky - you were a bit of a pain at the PDSA. Getting overexcited and screaming and yipping and setting all the other dogs off into a nightmare concerto is not good. :-[
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jet on Oct 13, 2009, 04:17:27 PM
Cherry,

Have you puked/peed/killed something somewhere?
There is a gross smell that I can't quite find  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Indiana on Oct 13, 2009, 04:23:59 PM
Dear Tilly

you have been living here less than 24 hours and you have already broken your very expensive scratching post!

But you look so cute snuggled up on the blanket on the sofa  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 14, 2009, 08:21:56 AM
Dear Lindsy, fag and a cuppa, fag and a cuppa, please.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Oct 14, 2009, 12:45:12 PM
Dear Lucky - having a massive scrap with a HUGE black dog was a surprise. You seemed to enjoy it too much, and yes, it was very impressive that you were so brave, but please don't do it again, my nerves can't stand it! :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 15, 2009, 01:41:44 PM
Dear Lindsy, do you have something against me spending a few minutes (OK a bit more than a few) on the computer, what's with all this moaning as soon as I turn it on?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Oct 15, 2009, 04:38:54 PM
^^^ mwahahahahahahaha!

That's you told, pba.  :P In no uncertain terms! Go, Lindsy!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 15, 2009, 04:43:54 PM
^^^ mwahahahahahahaha!

That's you told, pba.  :P In no uncertain terms! Go, Lindsy!  ;D

Now that is cheeky of you Sal, hmm, the next time one of yours bovvers you, no sympathy from me, no ma'am. (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a50/princess_stargirl72/toungesmiley.gif)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Oct 15, 2009, 04:48:34 PM
I'm wise to you now, pba. I know your middle name is Trouble.  :P

It's part of your attraction.

 ;) :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: gaia on Oct 15, 2009, 09:00:14 PM
Dear Miss Marple and Mr Holmes,

Happy 1st year Anniversary!

I am now going to spoil you both even more rotten than you usually are :D

 :-*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: snazzyaussie on Oct 16, 2009, 03:07:58 AM
Dear Bruin,

Ok, walking very slowly in an attempt to get on my lap is not working!

Stealth kitteh fail!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Oct 16, 2009, 11:53:23 AM
Dear Boobear

Your antics with squirrels do make me laugh.  Fancy chasing 3 at once and losing sight of one of them - yes it ran through your legs and made you fall on your bum!  You have to be quicker next time baby girl!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 16, 2009, 12:18:00 PM
Dear as-yet-unnamed

I hope we get along, and if we do I hope the 1.5 hour jounrey back isn't too stressful for you.  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Oct 16, 2009, 01:12:33 PM
Dear Vince,

Have you seen the state of my bed? It's carnage! I wish you'd clean yourself before you flop down on my duvet.
 >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Oct 16, 2009, 02:04:28 PM
Dear as-yet-unnamed

I hope we get along, and if we do I hope the 1.5 hour jounrey back isn't too stressful for you.  :-\

 :D oooooooh! Pics please, please please. Details. Name? Rank? Serial number?  :D Congratulations, Smuterella. I hope the settling in process goes really well.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Oct 16, 2009, 02:10:55 PM
Dear Musca

I miss you.  I just heard the dog come in through the cat flap, and I thought it was you.  I'm pleased you won't get squashed, though.  I think your days would have been numbered here.  When I saw that little black kitten run over in the square and I thought it was you, I reckoned it was a warning.  And I think when you needed x-rays maybe you'd been bumped.  I am pleased you're safe, I'll see you tommorrow, I'll bring you your husband, and I am certain there are large numbers of grateful wildlife you haven't decimated.  So I think this might be a win-win thing.   ???
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 16, 2009, 06:15:03 PM
Well, he is here, came out of the carrier, gave me a purr and a nuzzle and then went and hid under the sofa.

This is the Teknocat before he got to mine (I'm changing the name, clearly, once I get to know the chap)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/lisaprest/Azul-003.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sterling on Oct 16, 2009, 06:33:44 PM
Well, he is here, came out of the carrier, gave me a purr and a nuzzle and then went and hid under the sofa.

This is the Teknocat before he got to mine (I'm changing the name, clearly, once I get to know the chap)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/lisaprest/Azul-003.jpg)

OMFG. Gorgeous.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 16, 2009, 06:42:29 PM
Thanks, and he has a miaow like Tom Waits!  Love.Him.

I do wish he'd come out from behind the sofa, silly chap.  I'm so impatient.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Oct 16, 2009, 06:43:23 PM
Blue-tiful!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Custardy Fututrix on Oct 16, 2009, 07:24:03 PM
Smuts, your signature line suits Tom Waits more than you!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: A Bit of a Princess on Oct 16, 2009, 07:50:39 PM
Well, he is here, came out of the carrier, gave me a purr and a nuzzle and then went and hid under the sofa.

This is the Teknocat before he got to mine (I'm changing the name, clearly, once I get to know the chap)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/lisaprest/Azul-003.jpg)

Oh my gosh! He is so very beautiful.  Such a lovely colour and those back paws are magnificent.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Oct 16, 2009, 09:02:00 PM
I like this cat hugely   :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 16, 2009, 09:03:29 PM
He is rather dapper. I do hope he comes out from under the sofa before bedtime.  I think it was the two hour journey that scared him.  I want to hear the gruff miaow again.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 17, 2009, 11:51:40 AM
Dear kitten

Thanks for keeping me awake all night by chattering away to yourself in the bedroom and then running away.  Cute.  I do think I deserve more than the wary stare this morning though. 

 ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Oct 17, 2009, 11:56:03 AM
I'm sure things will improve - he's just taking his time adjusting to his new home. He'll love you once he gets to know you!
He is gorgeous.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 17, 2009, 12:04:13 PM
He is missing his mum, apparently he was a total mummy's boy.  I think thats what all the nighttime chatter was.  Poor little mite.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Fluffy Bunnykins on Oct 17, 2009, 12:12:38 PM
He is missing his mum, apparently he was a total mummy's boy.  I think thats what all the nighttime chatter was.  Poor little mite.

In a day or so he'll look upon you as Mum, oh and he really is a gorgeous lil moggie.

I'm so tempted now to get another one.

xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Red_Wine on Oct 17, 2009, 12:38:32 PM
RIP my darling. I love you.

 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Oct 17, 2009, 06:08:45 PM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/lisaprest/Azul-003.jpg)

He's perfect. I adore those amber eyes on a blue cat. What breed is he? Is he a British blue? Russian blue? Not that it matters, he's just a joy to look at. Thanks for posting the pic, Smuts.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 17, 2009, 06:33:01 PM
He is a British blue, so he is going to get a big fat teddy bear face.  Thats if he ever gets his head out of the weird hole behind the sofa that he has managed to stick it in...sigh
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Oct 18, 2009, 10:10:51 AM
Awww he's a cutie - he reminds me of a Burmese I used to have. He was the same colour, and he sort of reminded me of Bertie Wooster. He was very soft and soppy, but would come into my room at night for talking. It drove me nuts for so long.

Eventually he started coming under the covers for a snuggle and a nap, and it was so lovely. His fur was so soft and he used to stretch his whole body alongside me - a silky, furry hot water bottle. So you never know...you might get him sneaking up onto your bed soon enough.

Fluffykins is right, soon as he starts seeing you as mummy, you'll enter into this weird relationship where you do everything for him, and he pretends he's not dependent on you, but cries and runs after you if he thinks for one second you're not his - silly cat!  :D

My Bombay, Bo, is almost two and she still buries her face in my hair (she started "suckling" on it the day I got her at 8 weeks), cries for cuddles, hides between my legs if she's frightened - and yet has a strange little idea that I need protecting - like she puts me to bed at night by following me up and sitting on my bed for a while, every night, then goes back downstairs. Almost like once she's satisfied I am safely tucked up. Weird.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Red_Wine on Oct 18, 2009, 03:19:12 PM
The sun will shine upon you every day my darling.

In spring you'll have snowdrops.

Love you...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Oct 18, 2009, 03:22:52 PM
He is a British blue, so he is going to get a big fat teddy bear face.  Thats if he ever gets his head out of the weird hole behind the sofa that he has managed to stick it in...sigh

Well, he's gorgeous. He merits his own string of pearls, don't you think?  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Oct 18, 2009, 04:46:33 PM
Well, he is here, came out of the carrier, gave me a purr and a nuzzle and then went and hid under the sofa.

This is the Teknocat before he got to mine (I'm changing the name, clearly, once I get to know the chap)

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y291/lisaprest/Azul-003.jpg)

He's lovely, gorgeous, how old is he? and what are you going to call him?  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 18, 2009, 04:57:59 PM
The sun will shine upon you every day my darling.

In spring you'll have snowdrops.

Love you...

((((Red_Wine))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 18, 2009, 11:42:20 PM
I don't have a name for him yet, and the wee beggar still hasn't eaten anything.  He has now taken up residence in the kitchen and though he doesn't run when I stroke him he does seem to just be toleratng it.  I'm trying to leave him alone though, tempting as it is.

I hope he eats something tomorrow.    :-\

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sk8ter on Oct 19, 2009, 12:51:15 AM
Smuts, I want your cat so badly! Gorgeous. He'll settle in  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 19, 2009, 08:48:47 AM
I don't have a name for him yet, and the wee beggar still hasn't eaten anything.  He has now taken up residence in the kitchen and though he doesn't run when I stroke him he does seem to just be toleratng it.  I'm trying to leave him alone though, tempting as it is.

I hope he eats something tomorrow.    :-\

He will eat when he needs to, just make sure he has plenty of fresh water. If you are worried about him not eating, and if you haven't tried this already, try small pieces of cooked chicken/fish (but he may get the runs if it is something he is not used to) . Good luck
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 19, 2009, 11:23:55 AM
Thanks everyone, kitten nommed 35g of food last night (I'm weighing it to check) and is now on the windowsill again.

phew!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 19, 2009, 11:25:29 AM
Thanks everyone, kitten nommed 35g of food last night (I'm weighing it to check) and is now on the windowsill again.

phew!

Lovely :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: turnip on Oct 19, 2009, 08:21:29 PM
Dear George,

I love that you love catnip.

x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 19, 2009, 11:41:11 PM
Dearest kitten

you just purred when I stroked you and no flinching.  I needed that today - thank you my poppet.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sk8ter on Oct 19, 2009, 11:45:31 PM
Dearest kitten

you just purred when I stroked you and no flinching.  I needed that today - thank you my poppet.

 :-*

more pictures!

..or, can we have a kitten-warming party? sorta like a housewarming party, but a kittehwarming party  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 19, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
soon soon,   He is still scared of his cat toys or anything noisy really, anything with  a bell on is scary.

he just got so excited by tickles that he fell off the armchair.

 :D

*love*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kate b on Oct 19, 2009, 11:59:24 PM
Dear Twinkle,

No more rats. She didn't like it. I'm sure you meant well, what with it being her birthday and everything but it took 5 days for the fox to snaffle the rat gift so next time get her something more appropriate, huh? Like a lemon. Or some green tea.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Oct 20, 2009, 01:11:43 PM


Dear my fluffy boy,

I hope you are enjoying the warmth from all the heating Ive put on just for you  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Oct 20, 2009, 04:21:09 PM
Dear Bee

Please can you only make that noise if you are actually dying?  And please not at 3:30 in the morning?  What was that this morning?  Some kind of kitty fire drill?  Scared the shit out of me...

::)

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 20, 2009, 09:57:08 PM
Dear furry wee fella

why do you only come out at night and then wake me up several times with your chirrupping.

I'm tired and in need of love.

ta.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Oct 21, 2009, 12:40:51 PM
Dear Lucky - you've got the sh*ts. I'm not enjoying the clearing up :-X :-X :-X
I hope you get better very soon.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Moe Lester on Oct 21, 2009, 05:16:11 PM
Dear C

I hope you know that you live the life of riley ... and that once I am back at work that you took me for granted over the past 8 weeks  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Oct 21, 2009, 06:00:13 PM
Dear Vince,

You are going to miss me, yes you are. But at least Grandma is going to look after you.

Mummy. xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sorted. on Oct 21, 2009, 06:34:31 PM
Listen rabbit - no one fed you the maltesers - you nicked them!  Why are you lolling about on the sofa, glaring at me as if I deliberately poisoned you!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Oct 22, 2009, 12:12:33 PM
Dear Lucky - well, letting you off the lead in the park for the first time wasn't so bad. You didn't fight with anything, you found out for yourself that you can't actually get hold of crows and squirrels, it was just the running out of the park and down the pavement which was a bit scary, but you did come back when I shouted REALLY LOUDLY. And your sh*ts seem to be better.  :) :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Oct 22, 2009, 01:17:43 PM



Dear K,

What attracts you to playing with banana skins, you're a cat not a monkey! ???

Cutie  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lou_Cow on Oct 22, 2009, 05:18:34 PM
Dear Puppeh...

  Not long now...!

Dear Bruce...

  I hope you and puppy are going to get on... He is going to be  A LOT bigger then you...!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 22, 2009, 08:51:13 PM
Dear kitten

Jumping onto me in the middle of the night was a little mean, sorry I put you out the bedroom but I needed sleep.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 25, 2009, 10:43:43 AM
Dear kitten

chewed wires, chewed shoes, pulls in the curtains, cat litter everywhere, knocked over plant pots....

you are settling in fine now eh.

I'll have to think of a name soon.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Oct 25, 2009, 02:56:33 PM
Dear Lucky - you like a crisp Cox's apple almost as much as I do - must be good for your teeth. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Oct 26, 2009, 10:22:04 AM
Dear Pepsi,

I know you weren't my little doggy but you've been a part of my life for 13 years and I love you dearly.  RIP little one.

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Oct 26, 2009, 02:46:44 PM
Dear Lucky. You know you are not allowed on the bed. Jumping in with me this morning when I was half-asleep, snuggling spoon-like in my arms with your little snout in my hand, and breathing in time with me is not helping my resolve. Too cute. :-*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 26, 2009, 02:54:54 PM
Dear Lindsy, it was the squirrels own winter fuel that he was burying, he was not playing search for Easter eggs.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Oct 26, 2009, 03:13:38 PM
Woof! Did someone mention squirrels?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Oct 26, 2009, 03:15:03 PM
Dear Lucky - get your paws off my  keyboard -you're not allowed to post on here ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lykopis on Oct 26, 2009, 03:29:01 PM
Dear doglet and puplet.

Ok, so it turns out you weren't faking, you were poorly and you both have colitus.

I know that 10 days of lamb and potatoes isn't exactly your idea of fun and I know the cheese ball chaser you are getting does have a slight chalky antibiotic aftertaste but trust your mummies, we and the vet know what is best for you.


Dear puplet,

You remember the conversation we had about not eating everything? how the goose and duck and fox poo on the green outside the door is not good for you and how its not a buffet?

Dear doglet,

Yes, I know sometimes you wish you were an only dog.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Oct 26, 2009, 05:31:37 PM
Dear Boobear

Would you like a baby brother?  He is v.v.cute!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: sasababe on Oct 27, 2009, 11:48:32 AM
Dear Mac

I hate how you get stay snuggled up in my bed when I have to go to work. You are a very lucky dog - Aunty Julie will be there in an hour - then you can go play.

Love

The not so skinny one

ps - we are going to Southampton on Saturday to look at potential siblings - how cool is that???

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Oct 28, 2009, 08:03:23 AM
Dear Lindsy, I very definitely heard you retching in the night, I could also have sworn that you were being proper sick. I understand that I could not find it half asleep (that was when you looked at me curiously and went back to bed, on my side may I add), but why can't I find the evidence this morning, did you clean it up yourself?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Oct 28, 2009, 09:59:50 AM
Dear Odie,

I hope your occasional hop isn't a limp.  Plus, I think your ginger-streak running skills are nowt but showing off, and it may be the cause of the occasional hop.  I think you overdo it, ever since that small boy said to me (twice): "that dog is bare fast, man".  It went to your head, gingerflash.     s l o  w   l  y
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 28, 2009, 08:58:45 PM
Dear kitten

1) I need to name you

2) was it really necessary for you to jump into my dinner and then spread turmeric coloured lentil footprints all over the sofa and my laptop AND turn my laptop image upside down?  REALLY?

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Oct 28, 2009, 09:01:58 PM
Dear kitten

1) I need to name you


GB Poll...you know it makes sense.

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 28, 2009, 10:22:43 PM
yeah, like I'd trust you lot...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dubby on Oct 28, 2009, 10:24:36 PM
Dear kitten

1) I need to name you



Mr Manners

 ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 28, 2009, 10:46:16 PM
at the moment he goes by many names

Destructokitteh
The Purrminator
Lord Purrington-Smythe

He needs a proper name
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: seclusion on Oct 28, 2009, 11:50:57 PM
Dear Oscar

Catching a mouse = ok
Eating the mouse = grim, but ok
Barfing the mouse up on the patio = not ok...... really, not ok at all.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Oct 29, 2009, 12:10:33 AM
Dear little Dudes.

I know I'm not there much right now. I'll sort it out soon, promise. Until then, you get to sleep on the end of my bed. DON'T get used to it....
 ::)
D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lolita on Oct 29, 2009, 03:45:20 PM
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear boy, Happy Birthday to you!

Happy 2nd birthday!

Love you loads.
xxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Oct 29, 2009, 11:12:05 PM
Dear Odie,

Number one - I'm sorry that my ex has overwalked you  >:(
and
Number two - I'm sorry that you had to go to the vet and will have to rest and have NO WALKS for a week  :(
Number three - I'm sorry I asked the vet to clip your claws while we were there and that the vet turned out to be a bully who questioned my training methods and told me I was wrong to reassure you and feed you treats to stop you panicking.  What did he think, that you'd go in there a nice good natured fellow and leave a growly, irritable wreck?  He was, frankly, an a*rsehole. 
 
You and I will recover from things in general in a heap, for a week.  And I really am sorry. 
 
Oh, and please don't question giant staffies in studded harnesses on short chains with boys in tracksuits training the staffie to attack lumps of wood.  All the signals suggest Stay Away when you see this.  Perhaps 7 days indoors is a good thing.  That's all for now.  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lucy Eve on Oct 30, 2009, 01:51:17 PM
Titch,

I'm sorry that I'm leaving you here again. I wish I could take you back to Uni with me, but you might escape from your cage again. Plus, I'm really struggling with money, so you might end up not having any sawdust or proper food, & that's no good.
I'll try to make sure that Mib & Ceeb give you cuddles at least once a day.
At least I've cleaned out your cage before I leave, & given you some nice chocolatey hamster treats!
I loves you. Don't be escaping again while I'm gone Mister! <3
xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 30, 2009, 02:11:21 PM
Dear kitten

I really love you, y'know.  I can't believe how affectionate you are.

*joy*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lord Leng on Oct 30, 2009, 02:12:15 PM
Dear kitten

I really love you, y'know.  I can't believe how affectionate you are.

*joy*

Yay!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Oct 30, 2009, 05:03:38 PM
Dear Boobear,

Please start eating again.  I'm sure the vets will call mummy with your results soon and hopefully then we will know what is wrong.  Please get better soon!

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Whippy on Oct 30, 2009, 06:07:01 PM
Dear Dog. You are a model of calm acceptance. I promise to intervene if they try to dress you up for Halloween.

Dear Cats. Just think of it as a diet. Or retribution for this week's live mouse.

Dear Fish. It's OK. I'll remind her tomorrow.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Oct 30, 2009, 06:08:25 PM
Dear kitten

I really love you, y'know.  I can't believe how affectionate you are.

*joy*


 ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Oct 30, 2009, 09:11:51 PM
Dear Jellycat.

I wish I hadn't just hugged you.
I'm covered in your hair.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Oct 30, 2009, 09:17:24 PM
Oh and:

Dear Jellycat.

Rather than meowing at us in that accusing way, why don't you go up to bed now, and we'll join you in an hour or so?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 30, 2009, 11:11:04 PM
Dear little fella

Whats with all the yowling, I've played with you, stroked you, fed you, you don't seem unwell in any way.  Is it just to get attention?  I'm going to ignore you.  Sorry.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Oct 31, 2009, 06:56:04 AM
@ Smuterella: Meowing for results (http://www.iams.co.uk/cat/Training-Behaviour-3/Managing-Constant-Meowing-175.html)



Dear Jellycat.

I know. It sucks that they put the clocks back.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: alsoran on Oct 31, 2009, 12:37:07 PM
Thanks!  I think it is for attention only he doesn't seem to want to play or to be stroked, he just wants me to know he is there.  Silly wee chap.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Nov 01, 2009, 11:58:32 AM
Dear pooch,

watching this programme on the beeb about North Wales is making me very jealous of you really, lucky you!

It's given me some ideas of where to go for some walks when I next visit,Capel Curig in particular looks lovely.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Nov 01, 2009, 07:45:00 PM
Dear Maisie,
I can hear you snoring. I know it's quiet but you're not in the same room as me.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Nov 01, 2009, 08:25:21 PM
Dear Cecil,

Do you need a little friend ?  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 01, 2009, 09:20:32 PM
Dear Vince,
I love you.
 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Nov 01, 2009, 09:28:32 PM
Dear Vince,
I love you.
 :-*

 :-[

Oh, wait... yes, I concur. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 01, 2009, 09:32:35 PM
Dear Vince,
I love you.
 :-*

 :-[

Oh, wait... yes, I concur. :D

I bet you are feeling relieved, eh?

No, this is my lovely little man:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3523/3797160095_98a2a190ac_m.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Custardy Fututrix on Nov 01, 2009, 09:49:33 PM
My word, both Vince and Vince are handsome.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Nov 02, 2009, 01:40:00 PM
Dear Boobear,

Well I tried to get out of working on Friday night and Saturday so I could be with you when scary fireworks go off.  However, that didn't work - instead you just get to come to work with mummy.  I'm sure you will absolutely love the attention and I know I'll love you being here when it gets late and I get tired and need a cuddle!  I'll bring your bed and food and plenty of treats and I promise you heaps of cuddles.  I just wish you could come to work with me every day!   :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Nov 05, 2009, 07:33:27 AM
Dear Lindsy, first socks, then silk tie, now black pants :(. Sorry, one day I will learn not to leave my things lying on the bed.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: henryguilfoyle on Nov 05, 2009, 05:52:51 PM
Dear dog, the world is not about to end, it was just a firework.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Nov 05, 2009, 06:31:54 PM
^ Oh cr@p, that's just reminded me I will have a very very scared doggy tonight.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Nov 06, 2009, 01:06:24 PM
Dear Lucky -you were very good and stoical about  the fireworks last night, and you were very well-behaved when we went to dinner with your Auntie J. But wading into a group of assorted dogs on the canal path this morning, and starting a ruck, and being lifted from the middle of it and handed to me by a cross man was not so good. Jekyll and Hyde dog - like a little lamb at home, and like a big fighting dog when the mood takes you..... :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Nov 07, 2009, 01:40:47 PM


Dear K, you were good staying in last night while I went out. It was pouring with rain but you were kept out of harms way and the fireworks.  :-* Good boy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 07, 2009, 04:22:04 PM
Dear Cosmo,
It's a good job I checked the vet's invoice after your visit today.
They billed me for 200 pills instead of 100.
An overcharge of £51.80! :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: chappers on Nov 07, 2009, 04:23:57 PM

Dear meggy dog,

The time has come. Your health has been deteriorating for years now. Apparently you have cancer now. I know my mum has made the right decision with having you put down, but not right now. This means I can come and see you for one last time in just over a week.

You've been part of our (quite dysfunctional) family since 1994. You were always more than just a pet to me, you were a companion. There for me when it seemd no-one else was.

I love you more than some other family members, and coming home for christmas will be strange this year. Who is going to get extremely excited at wrapping paper coming off presents? And sniff everything that comes out of the wrapping paper? Who is going to chew on guests feet? Who is going to sit on my lap and sleep while I watch television?

You will be greatly missed, probably more by my mother than me. You were the one thing my mother knew she could come home to. You were very loyal to her espcially when my (prat of a) father wasn't.

I'll see you in a week, but I hope doggy heaven is nice to you

I'll love you forever and always
Xxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Nov 07, 2009, 04:54:51 PM
(((((chappers)))))



Dear Monty and Basil,

I have prepared the space under the keyboard shelf and the box on top of the wardrobe as safe, quiet places to run to tonight.  I may even drop by with a dentabit or two.  So no need to run off and hide outside, OK?

Love from your overprotective Mama xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Nov 07, 2009, 06:52:00 PM



Dear k you must stay in again tonight. Only looking after you.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 08, 2009, 11:13:12 AM
Dear boy

stop shouting please
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Nov 08, 2009, 12:06:19 PM
Dear boy

stop shouting please

Maybe he's shouting at you cos you haven't given him a name!

Bad smutbags!

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 08, 2009, 12:10:40 PM
I'm having trouble, I clearly lack imagination.  Its just that i'm trying to find a name that will suit him now when he is all kittenish and will still suit him when he starts looking like Marlon Brando.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 08, 2009, 12:17:05 PM
Dear Vince,
I always feel guilty when I am away over night. This is ridiculous! You are a cat, and a dark cold house shouldn't bother you. Should it?

(guilty) Mummy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 08, 2009, 12:53:31 PM
I'm having trouble, I clearly lack imagination.  Its just that i'm trying to find a name that will suit him now when he is all kittenish and will still suit him when he starts looking like Marlon Brando.

There's his name:

"Marlon"
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 08, 2009, 12:54:43 PM
I considered that but it makes people think of Emmerdale, apparently.  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Nov 08, 2009, 01:38:12 PM
Leroy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Nov 08, 2009, 04:56:21 PM
I considered that but it makes people think of Emmerdale, apparently.  ::)

There is so much that is wrong about this!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 08, 2009, 04:57:18 PM
I considered that but it makes people think of Emmerdale, apparently.  ::)

There is so much that is wrong about this!

You are telling me....
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Nov 08, 2009, 05:41:56 PM
I considered that but it makes people think of Emmerdale, apparently.  ::)

There is so much that is wrong about this!

You are telling me....

Montgomery!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Nov 08, 2009, 05:44:21 PM
I considered that but it makes people think of Emmerdale, apparently.  ::)


Then why not call him Brando?  Or is there someone in EastEnders called that?

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Nov 08, 2009, 05:44:44 PM
Dear Vince,
I always feel guilty when I am away over night. This is ridiculous! You are a cat, and a dark cold house shouldn't bother you. Should it?

(guilty) Mummy.

Oh I get this! I am off to Manchester for one night next saturday. I will be gone approx 23 hours. But I keep thinking about the Bo cub, rattling around in a dark, cold house, and I feel terrible.

It is alright, though, isn't? Cats don't *really* worry about these things, do they?

I have tried to justify it that she usually goes out from 6am in the morning to 11am at night, and it's a chore to get her in. Much calling and rattling of food. So it's not even like she interested in spending all that much time with us  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Nov 08, 2009, 05:50:38 PM
I considered that but it makes people think of Emmerdale, apparently.  ::)


Then why not call him Brando?  Or is there someone in EastEnders called that?

kitty

What about Conrad?  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 08, 2009, 06:01:56 PM
Great suggestions but nothing feels right. 

He may well remain nameless.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Nov 08, 2009, 06:07:05 PM
*tried to resist*

Nemo!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 08, 2009, 08:15:42 PM
Dear Vince,
I always feel guilty when I am away over night. This is ridiculous! You are a cat, and a dark cold house shouldn't bother you. Should it?

(guilty) Mummy.

Oh I get this! I am off to Manchester for one night next saturday. I will be gone approx 23 hours. But I keep thinking about the Bo cub, rattling around in a dark, cold house, and I feel terrible.

It is alright, though, isn't? Cats don't *really* worry about these things, do they?

I have tried to justify it that she usually goes out from 6am in the morning to 11am at night, and it's a chore to get her in. Much calling and rattling of food. So it's not even like she interested in spending all that much time with us  ::)

Well, yours sounds even more independent than mine! I am sure she'll be fine.  :)

Vince, unfortunately, seems to follow me around like a little dog at the mo. I'm sure he misses me when I'm away. But what can I do? I can't take him in a little papoose.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ssg on Nov 08, 2009, 08:16:36 PM
If you loved him, you would. 

@ Smuts: Alphonse!  Little Alfie...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Nov 08, 2009, 08:26:20 PM
Dear Vince,
I always feel guilty when I am away over night. This is ridiculous! You are a cat, and a dark cold house shouldn't bother you. Should it?

(guilty) Mummy.

I remember an ex of mine thinking I was ridiculous for leaving the hall light on for Maisie on evening. She was Spanish and she just did this splendidly continental shrug and said in her strong Spanish accent, "Is a cat." Like I'd bought her (the cat) a Fortnum and Mason hamper for her birthday.  
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Nov 08, 2009, 08:50:48 PM
Heh - i feel rude for turning to kitchen light off when Bo is eating. That's bordering on the ridiculous.

Don't worry, Scully...I'm sure he'll be fine. Bo follows me from room to room (when she's in!) and sees me as some sort of milk/comfort provider (she wraps her paws around my neck "suckles" on my hair) but cats are resiliant little things and besides, they're supposed to sleep sixteen hours out of 24...so it's only really 8 hours you're leaving him for :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Nov 08, 2009, 10:52:41 PM
You just had to get stuck up a tree, didn't you? You're a walking, meowing cliche. But I love ya!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: MP on Nov 08, 2009, 11:08:51 PM

Dear Mr Swish,

Please be okay with this.  I am so nervous that my tummy is flipping.  I don't want to see you stressed or nervous.   :-*


Dear Lady Aziza,

Good Lord, you are the prettiest girl I have ever seen.  I cannot wait for the day you leave your hiding place behind the couch and I can take pictures of you.



Dear Valentino,

Well, I think the Cat Lady told a tiny fib about you, huh?  TIMID?!  You're a wee ball of spitting, growling fire!  You will definitely make things interesting around here.   :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: chappers on Nov 09, 2009, 01:26:16 AM

Call your cat catman, and then sing the batman tune at the cat but changing batman to catman!

A genius idea :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Nov 09, 2009, 12:14:42 PM
dear Sushi

please stop purposefully nudging the magnetic power cable for my mac. You. Will. Not. Win.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Nov 09, 2009, 02:41:58 PM
Dear Lucky -the play fight with that dog in the park was hilarious, all that rolling around and racing and being bowled over. But you are now filthy, and may need a bath. :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Nov 09, 2009, 03:11:58 PM
I'm having trouble, I clearly lack imagination.  Its just that i'm trying to find a name that will suit him now when he is all kittenish and will still suit him when he starts looking like Marlon Brando.

There's his name:

"Marlon"

Or Brando.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 09, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
Yeah, again all good suggestions.  I'm thinking Brando but Bud for short. . . but I'm still not wild about it.

Anyway


Dear little chap

you were so very good about me cutting your nails, I hope you behave this well when I have to put you in the carry box at 8am tomorrow morning...I fear not somehow.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ssg on Nov 09, 2009, 06:27:38 PM
Oh, all right. Well if I had a fat blue kitten, I would call it Alphonse.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 09, 2009, 06:29:54 PM
Oh, all right. Well if I had a fat blue kitten, I would call it Alphonse.

He is not french, nor does he have a comedy moustache.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ssg on Nov 09, 2009, 06:32:33 PM
Just as well, it's my imaginary kitten's name.  Mine. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 09, 2009, 06:43:28 PM
Just as well, it's my imaginary kitten's name.  Mine.

Good for you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 09, 2009, 06:53:24 PM
It doesn't really matter what you call him, as only the vet will ever call him that. The rest of the time you'll call him some stream of ridiculous nicknames, like pumpkin, bumble or boojuice.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 09, 2009, 06:55:17 PM
exactly. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Nov 09, 2009, 07:03:11 PM
i think Marlon is a good name. Or maybe one of the characters from his films? I'm thinking not Mark Anthony or Jor-El.... but maybe Stanley or Vito?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 09, 2009, 07:33:59 PM
Yeah, I was thinking either Marlon, Stanley or ... on another bent - Sid, for Sid James.

I would like to make a decision by the vets in the morning.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Nov 09, 2009, 08:47:11 PM
You don't have to decide entirely. All of mine have at least two names that the vet knows about.

Tallulah Mary Mary
Primrose Angelica
Xena Boadicea (Mr Bo)

What would be wrong with Marlon Stanley Sid (or any combo that suits)? As Scully said, you'll be calling him anything that comes to mind as time goes on so it's really a bit of a technicality at this stage!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lou_Cow on Nov 10, 2009, 02:03:23 PM
Dear Puppeh...

         8 weeks....! Yeeeeeh...! How can I wait this long...?!?!
   
   Love your new mummy
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 10, 2009, 06:46:53 PM
Dear little chap

You seem to have coped with that very well, straight onto my lap and then eating lots of biscuits. 

Such a brave little soldier!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 10, 2009, 06:56:04 PM
Dear little chap

You seem to have coped with that very well, straight onto my lap and then eating lots of biscuits. 

Such a brave little soldier!

The snip?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 10, 2009, 07:08:14 PM
Indeed.  No more magnificent blue furry balls.   :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Nov 10, 2009, 08:48:28 PM
Oh, I bet he's a total mummy's boy now!  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 10, 2009, 08:50:58 PM
He doesn't seem to associate me with the missing bodily parts but he does keep looking at where they used to be and then looking up at me most bewildered.  He is so subdued too, its making my heart ache a little.

<3


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 10, 2009, 09:11:31 PM
I felt bad after Vince had the snip. He suddenly seemed so little and a bit...pointless. Still, he recovered like a champ, and after all, isn't spraying all over my furniture.  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 10, 2009, 09:14:26 PM
The wee chap has rallied magnificently.  I popped out for 5 minutes and came back to find an entire shredded kitchen roll on the floor.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 11, 2009, 02:05:51 PM
Dear boy

You are even more boisterous with your harbles removed.  How is this?  Please stop with the howling, I know you want to play but I'm having a bad hormonal day and can't get off the sofa.   :'(

You are cute though, even with the incessant racket.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: x on Nov 11, 2009, 02:17:57 PM

Siamese?  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 11, 2009, 02:20:07 PM
Nope, British Shorthair - supposedly a quiet, lazy breed.  Not my boy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: x on Nov 11, 2009, 02:24:43 PM
Nope, British Shorthair - supposedly a quiet, lazy breed.  Not my boy.

If he talks a lot, there might be a bit of Siamese or  Burmese in there. They never shut up. I love Siamese. Takes one to know one etc. :D

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 11, 2009, 02:29:44 PM
Nope, British Shorthair - supposedly a quiet, lazy breed.  Not my boy.

If he talks a lot, there might be a bit of Siamese or  Burmese in there. They never shut up. I love Siamese. Takes one to know one etc. :D



He proper shouts this boy, yells at me.  He doesn't want anything really, he has food, a clean litter tray and if I play with him he gets bored quickly.  He just likes to yell.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: x on Nov 11, 2009, 02:32:31 PM
He just likes to yell.

Bless.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 11, 2009, 02:35:46 PM
He just likes to yell.

Bless.

Thankfully he has a throaty Tom Waits smokers yowl, so its bearable.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 11, 2009, 07:42:40 PM
Dear Vince,
Why do you eat your own fur?
Mummy  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Nov 11, 2009, 09:38:42 PM
Dear Jackyboy,

ummm ... *stifles laughter* ... thats a ... Mirror, sweety. no, you cant jump thru it.

its been on the wall for what, 6 months or so?!  you strange boy   :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 12, 2009, 08:27:12 AM
Dear Vince,
Why are you being so grumpy and unfriendly?
Do you need worming?
*snaps on latex gloves*

Love Mummy
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Nov 12, 2009, 02:29:02 PM
Dear Lucky -you are so cute and cuddly. I love the way you roll over and show your tummy when I give you a big kiss on the snout. And it was lovely watching you play nicely with all those dogs in the park. Gosh, that gay man with the three dogs could talk for England , couldn't he? I couldn't get a word in edgeways :D
(but I did find out that lots of queens live very near me - Drat! I need dykes, not queens >:()
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Nov 13, 2009, 11:56:43 AM



Dear Kofi,

Hope it goes well at the vets today. You shouldn't get into fights with other cats, naughty boy ! :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Nov 13, 2009, 03:29:05 PM
Dear Lucky - why haven't you eaten your breakfast yet? Hope you haven't been secretly snacking on discarded old junk food (which will no doubt give you the sh*ts) while out walking again. You little bugger. ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 13, 2009, 06:06:38 PM
Dear little chap.  Why do you have a bloodshot inner eyelid?  I wonder if the curtain pole hit you when you pulled it down, again....

I'm going to have to watch you and I do hope you don't need to go to the vets again on Monday. 

 ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lucy Eve on Nov 13, 2009, 10:01:31 PM
Dear Treacle, Pepper & Titch,

I can't wait to see you on Wednesday.
I miss you all.
& Titchy-bum, I'm gonna try really hard to get the money to get your new cage so that I can have you with me after Christmas. <3

Me. xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Nov 14, 2009, 05:36:25 AM
Dear Lindsy, all I wanted was a few hours of peace, but now you decide that it is time for your breakfast. Your continuous moan, moan, moan is making me really grumpy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Nov 14, 2009, 06:45:34 AM
Dear Jellycat.

Well, I didn't set the alarm for 5.30.
S. didn't set the alarm for 5.30. Somebody did though, didn't they?

Did your little paw just happen to press the 'alarm on' button on the radio alarm clock?
Have you finally worked out a way of getting breakfast that is more efficient than meowing and swiping ankles?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Nov 14, 2009, 05:48:00 PM
^  :D

Dear Maisie,
Your current beau is very striking but a bit wild looking and very smelly. Stop flirting with him by sitting at the top of the stairs looking pretty and interested.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Nov 14, 2009, 08:01:35 PM
Dear Odie

This flat is not at all cold.  Why are you sitting as close beside me and Musca (who is on my lap) as you can?  While trembling?  And while resting your head on Musca?  Who is dutifully licking your ears?  Isn't this enough?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Nov 15, 2009, 04:09:21 PM
Dear LIndsy, the skirts your were sniffing up were Kilts...the screaming your heard was bagpipes.

When we came home back through the woods, it was not anyone shooting at you, dropping bombs, the world caving in nor was it anyone throwing stones, it was leaves, only little winsy tinsy leaves.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Nov 15, 2009, 09:04:48 PM
Dear sushi,

so, you'll eat tuna off a plate but not out of your bowl anymore

freak
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Nov 16, 2009, 04:18:19 PM
Dear Benson,

Please stop crying. :-\

I know you're sad that we've not been out for a walk but Kara has been throwing up all day. :-\
I don't want to take her out or leave her in on her own.

She's finally curled up and gone to sleep so please let her get some rest now.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Nov 18, 2009, 03:49:32 PM
Dear doggy,

I find it amazing how you can take up half the space available to me wherever I am. At least with the heating being temperamental you are sharing your warmth with me which is appreciated. I wonder if you will catch my flu?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Nov 18, 2009, 05:15:43 PM
Dear Bee

Enough with the weird noises in the night, eh?  And what was that about this morning?  I don't like having puncture wounds in my foot...where's that thread on clipping cat's claws....

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Nov 19, 2009, 12:04:29 AM
Dear Benson and Kara,

Yeh!
We have the car back.
Where shall we go tomorrow?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lykopis on Nov 19, 2009, 01:25:51 AM
Dear Doglet and Puplet

Yes, I know that a trip to the emergency vet doesn't quite count as a family outing especially when I insist on driving to the one in Belsize Park but all that blood on the kitchen floor frankly scared the bejesus out of me. And I know now that it's a common side effect of the ongoing colitis you are being treated for but at 8pm this evening I didn't. And I know that having the vet prod around in both your nether regions was hurty but right now as you are both on my bed (leaving me no room incidentally) sleeping soundly dosed up with anti inflammatories and safe and sound I can honestly say it was worth every penny to get that peace of mind and a better treatment plan in place, even if it does mean me picking up poo samples for the vet for the next week.

Anyway, it's late, it's been a long and stressful evening and I am probably over tired but I wanted to tell put it down somewhere that I really do love you and can't quite imagine my life without the joy you bring to it.

Your mum
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Nov 19, 2009, 01:47:00 PM
^ That is lovely. (Not the colitis thing and the pain, obviously, but the lurve thang.)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 19, 2009, 09:14:50 PM
Dear Chloe,
You're not ill, not really.
It's just "after vaccination under-the-weather-ness"
Come and have a cuddle, you'll be better tomorrow.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 20, 2009, 09:00:16 PM
Dear MR

You missed me last night huh?  Cute.

You also must be the only kitten that prefers to play with chicken rather than eat it... ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 20, 2009, 11:44:45 PM
Dear MR

Playing so hard that you jump in the bath, jump out the bath, hit your head and I think, bite your own tongue, is not good.  Now let me look in your mouth to check you are OK.

No?

Well, no blood and purring suggests you are fine.  I hope you are.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Grey on Nov 20, 2009, 11:45:50 PM
my dog always had a very dodgey digestion

through some pretty miserable trials and errors;
 I found that acidophilus capsules and crushed alfalfa tablets emptied onto her food and decent but ordinary quality dog food from the supermarket worked better than any organic or expensive canned food from the vet. It was very weird to finally hit on that after trying everything else. But it must be like a whitebread filler bland sort of thing. She tolerated it quite well, and to make up for quality I gave her a very good multi vitamin

it worked! She still had a shiny coat at 15
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Nov 21, 2009, 09:36:49 AM
Dear Lindsy I don't know what it was that I pulled out of your bum (because you couldn't get it out in a more natural way) and I really didn't fancy investigating it a bit more to find out what it was, but it was nice to see you feeling obviously more comfortable afterwards.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Nov 21, 2009, 01:02:52 PM
Dear Lucky - what about Epping Forest? Then your owner can nip into the George and try some beer festival..... ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Nov 21, 2009, 01:08:04 PM
Dearest, darling little Cecil,

Mummy's sorry she couldn't fix you  :'(

.. You weren't even a year old.



 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 21, 2009, 01:11:20 PM
^  :(


Dear little Marlon Rex

You used the red litter kwitter for a wee, thats progress, well done little chap.

Just for that Ill put off the hoovering for half an hour.  Purely for you, of course.  Yes.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Nov 21, 2009, 01:32:30 PM
Dear Jellycat.

sitting next to the chicken-treat cupboard looking hopeful will not yield results.
You know what the vet said.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lippy on Nov 21, 2009, 03:34:44 PM
Dear Vincey,

You are getting chubby because the bad weather is keeping you inside. I am going to have to ration your food strictly.  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lucy Eve on Nov 21, 2009, 04:33:25 PM
Titch,

If I had the £26.99 that it's going to cost me to buy your new cage, I'd buy it tomorrow & bring you back home with me ASAP.

I miss having you around for company & cuddles.

It's been nice seeing you little one.  :-*
xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Nov 22, 2009, 01:43:18 PM
Okay you two.....


......walkies!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Nov 22, 2009, 01:57:40 PM
Dear Lucky - your new collar looks very sexy. And if your assertive behaviour with Teddy the Kerry Blue this morning is anything to go by, you are a very toppy girl and deserve to wear it! :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Pat Mekrotch on Nov 22, 2009, 10:29:44 PM
Dear rabbit face. Logically i know you had the best life a rabbit could have had. Just way too short. We miss you so much.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 23, 2009, 11:46:10 PM
Dear Your Bounciness,

WTF? :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Plush Velociraptor Cuddlekin on Nov 24, 2009, 01:47:14 PM

Dear Honey

I'll forgive you being such a noisy brat and chewing my New Rocks this morning given what a good little learner you are being.

Good girl little kit
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lou_Cow on Nov 24, 2009, 07:02:59 PM
Dear Bruce...
           Im sorry that you have to go through with this op... But its what me and your other mummy think is for the best... You'll be fine lil fella...!

     Lots of love
   Your 2 mummies xx
         
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Nov 25, 2009, 05:08:11 PM
Dearest, darling little Cecil,

Mummy's sorry she couldn't fix you  :'(

.. You weren't even a year old.



 :-*

Thank you for giving us a chance to see how handsome he was. A very beautiful bunny.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Nov 25, 2009, 08:40:34 PM
Dear Little My,

Please wash your bottom. You absolutely stink.

 :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 25, 2009, 11:22:41 PM
Dear Marlon

Do you have fleas?  You aren't scratching but there was a teeny weeny bug in my bath and now I'm worried.  You'd better not have 'em.  Its winter.  Plus, I've been told to only use Advantage and that stuff is prescription only.   >:(

Oh, and don't try the paw thing with my wine please.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 26, 2009, 12:08:01 AM
Dear Cosmo,
You demand to be let in the front door, then immediately demand to be let out of the back door.
Is the house in your way or something? ::)

Oh, and Smuts, a good way of finding out if Marlon has fleas is to hold him over a wet sink and rub your hands through his fur.
If you see little black specks which start to stain the sink red - he has fleas.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 26, 2009, 12:12:35 AM
oh lordy.  I think I'll do that tomorrow or I'll be scratching all night - but thanks for the tip.

poor wee beggar.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Nov 26, 2009, 05:44:20 PM
Dear Diesel,

Please stop licking the computer. It does not need a wash and is not edible. Thank you x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 26, 2009, 06:16:19 PM
Dear Kittehs,

Yes, I know the house is in a state of upheaval.
It will get better.
Promise.

Oh, and your beds and blankets?
In the washing machine.

And you massive scratching post?
I made it smaller - you never used all of it anyway. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Nov 26, 2009, 06:24:05 PM
And you massive scratching post?
I made it smaller - you never used all of it anyway. ::)

Meanie...

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Nov 26, 2009, 06:25:08 PM
But I did leave then the best bit! :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: little bit on Nov 26, 2009, 09:02:28 PM
Dear Manny,

Please will you start to understand that you're meant to poo in the litter box, not drag it round the cage and have a party with it?!?!

Dear Milo,

Please stop pining for your Daddy, he's not coming back for 3 more weeks, get over it!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Nov 27, 2009, 12:39:39 AM
Dear Marlon

Its nearly time for stage two...are you ready?

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Nov 27, 2009, 08:39:46 AM
Dear Lindsy, wasn't it just wonderful in the woods this morning :) Completely empty as other dogs (and owners) don't like the rain as much as we do. You had lots of areas to mark once again and I could just enjoy the sound of the rain falling on my hat, on the trees and leaves that are now covering the ground.
I could have stayed there for ages, but then you decided that it was time to go home.

Of course you knew that I had not pulled the cover over my bed, the best place for you to roll around on to dry yourself, but I feel so elated after the walk that I will forgive you, I wanted to change them today anyway.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Nov 27, 2009, 06:09:13 PM
Dearest, darling little Cecil,

Mummy's sorry she couldn't fix you  :'(

.. You weren't even a year old.



 :-*

Thank you for giving us a chance to see how handsome he was. A very beautiful bunny.  :-*

Aw - just seen this. That's a lovely thing to say - thank you Sal  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Nov 27, 2009, 10:02:20 PM
Dear Meggie

You're very cute tonight  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Dec 01, 2009, 11:19:40 AM
My baby girl

You've torn off your back pad again....and now you are sore and scared and....asleep and trembling in my lap. You're disinfected and bathed....all I can do is hold you...

Here for you all night my little trooper.

D xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Dec 01, 2009, 03:05:52 PM
Dear Boobear,

You were really very funny this morning!  Can you please be like that every morning, its a lovely start to the day seeing you so happy!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lilly on Dec 01, 2009, 04:49:01 PM
Dear Donovan

you had a good innings for a furry one, hope you have all you want in the big hutch in the sky.  I know you will be missed by your adoring female following  :'(

I hope Gizmo doesnt miss you too much

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Dec 01, 2009, 04:57:03 PM
^ :-\ :( :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: bakedbean on Dec 02, 2009, 03:57:28 PM
Dear cat,

If you eat my weed I will be forced to roll you up and smoke you instead. You have been warned!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 04, 2009, 01:26:04 PM
Dear Lucky. You are coming into season, and I'm anxiously watching your little swollen back end for developments :-\
Do I have to buy baby's pants in Peacocks for you?
 It's not nice having to keep you on the lead in the park, as you usually love to ruff-house with the big dogs....
Aren't periods crap? :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 04, 2009, 01:45:47 PM
Oh yes, and I'm totally fed up of hoovering.......could you shed less hairs please? >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Plush Velociraptor Cuddlekin on Dec 04, 2009, 05:38:13 PM
Dear Honey

Please calm down. I know things have been a little mad recently but your incessant chewing of things in a morning is quite irritating. I already know I need to get up, I don't need you to try and *get* me up.

*sigh*

And please be careful with your claws.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kesstrel on Dec 04, 2009, 05:45:24 PM
Dear Marlon

Its nearly time for stage two...are you ready?

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa

Are you by any chance toilet training him?

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lolita on Dec 04, 2009, 05:50:14 PM
Dear Sienna,

Last night you pooped in the floor and just now I have caught you tearing apart the bin bags outside and spreading the contents all over the back garden.  It looks like the chances of me getting to keep you are getting smaller and smaller. :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 05, 2009, 02:25:03 PM
Dear Lucky - you like going on the bus, don't you? You are such a good girl. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Dec 05, 2009, 02:53:11 PM
Dear Marlon

Its nearly time for stage two...are you ready?

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa

Are you by any chance toilet training him?

yep... ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Dec 05, 2009, 02:54:56 PM
Dear Jellycat.

My lap is just as nice as her lap.
Why not give it a try?

Love,

The one that gets up at 4 am to feed you
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Dec 06, 2009, 11:02:52 PM
^ 4am ?! :o srsly ?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Dec 07, 2009, 08:28:25 AM
Dear Franz

The pain of entrusting you to a dogwalker is slightly offset by this:

http://www.dogwalk.net.au/diary.html

Sorry not to be there for you all the time little man, but looks like you had fun. Wait until your sister gets into the mix....

Dear Juno

Please don't do your foot in again.....you get so unhappy. And then I do too.....

xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Dec 07, 2009, 11:08:38 AM
Dear Boobear

I'm sorry you don't really like your medicine but it will help you and you will get used to it soon, well I hope so anyway because you probably have to have it for life now.   :-[  Also, sorry for that embarrassment in the street this morning when I had to collect your wee wee, I know you thought I was weird and didn't understand what I was doing.  Mummy loves you baby girl, she will help you get this little problem sorted!

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kesstrel on Dec 07, 2009, 11:52:47 AM
Dear Marlon

Its nearly time for stage two...are you ready?

Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaa

Are you by any chance toilet training him?

yep... ;D

Thought so, spotted you on the LK forum, we're using a Litter Kwitter too, and having the same problem with Cleo :) Honey is great, goes in the right place every time, Cleo will pee in the right place but generally prefers the bath for Teh Pooing. We'll get there... let me know if you find a trick that works!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Dec 07, 2009, 11:55:57 AM
Heh.

Well, he is back on red disk now, hmph, after a little bout of floor pooing. we shall try orange again next week. Maybe with half the hole blocked off ::)

put about an inch of water in the bath to prevent Teh Pooing.   ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kesstrel on Dec 07, 2009, 11:58:03 AM
Heh.

Well, he is back on red disk now, hmph.  After a little bout of floor pooing, we shall try orange again next week. Maybe with half the hole blocked off ::)

Yeah I've been reading that often the hole at the orange stage is a bit big for cats to feel entirely comfy with. I'm confident we will be entirely litter free by 2012....

But seriously. Do you find guests give you funny looks when they go to use your bathroom? I have a great time explaining it...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Dec 07, 2009, 12:07:40 PM
I don't have many guests, the two who have seen it think its amusing though.   ;D

The little chap is fine with the red stage, and was doing orange fine until I took it off and forgot to put it back for a few hours.  He peed on the floor and now keeps doing so.   ::)

Yeah, 2012 seems realistic!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lou_Cow on Dec 07, 2009, 06:14:22 PM
Dear Jaxon,
          I cant wait for you to come home in 5 weeks...!

     See you soon pup...!
 
  Love your very excitied Mummy xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Dec 07, 2009, 07:41:16 PM
Dear Jellycat.

I should stop showing you a fork of what I'm eating, thinking that you will leave me alone once you realise that you don't like it.

I didn't expect you to take a bite out of my quorn lasagne, that's for sure.  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ssg on Dec 08, 2009, 12:02:06 PM

http://www.dogwalk.net.au/diary.html


beagle! beagle! beagle!  :D  Lucky Franz.

Litter Kwitter

I lost an hour of my day yesterday to checking this out.  And then had to talk about it to everyone in my vicinity.  The world is strange.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: seclusion on Dec 08, 2009, 12:56:28 PM
Dear Oscar,

The flat is so empty without you. I can talk about you without crying now. I need to clean the windows but your footprint is on there so I'll leave it for a while. When I find bits of your fur, I smile. This will get easier won't it? In time.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Dec 08, 2009, 01:40:58 PM
Dear lilly,
           Pleaze stop spazzing and go to sleep :-\

Dear Fizzy,
Pleaze stop joining in with lilly and also go to sleep ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 08, 2009, 02:10:16 PM
Dear Lucky - its your most fertile week and we can't go to the park to play with your friends. I'm sorry, little girl :(
It also seems to be making you more soppy - trying to eat my breakfast with you climbing onto my lap and trying to kiss me was a bit difficult... :D
I love the way you kind of use your front paws to put your arms round me - I didn't realise dogs were so cuddly. Bless you. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 09, 2009, 02:11:57 PM
Dear Lucky - er, I don't think its me you want to mate with,petal. Its no good pushing your bum at me and doing that "moving tail over to the side" thing! ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Dec 09, 2009, 03:37:50 PM
Dear Ben,
 I know the vet said everything was fine and you could go walkies as normal BUT .. You have to stay undercontroll or toe will get sore. :-*

Dear Zaccy, fizzy, lilly and aj am so glad I have you all but am sooooo pleazed you are aleeping rite now :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 09, 2009, 04:02:11 PM
Dear Lucky - I have just bought you a waxed 'barbour type' coat online. I can't wait for it to arrive now! :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 10, 2009, 08:52:39 AM
/\ Lucky he is :). Mine would have liked such a coat (plus a pair of wellies) this morning. Can you give me the link?

Dear Lindsy, how come you will jump into a draining trench full of water that stinks to high heaven, almost pull me into pond and drag me into the sea, but you utterly refuse to walk through a puddle. you had me weaving in and out of the woods this morning like a good'n. I must admit though I was grateful that you decided that the water coming from above was a little more than you like.

I've put the heating on for you to dry out nicely, I love the way your coat is all puppy like when you do dry out and thank the heavens you don't smell like other dogs do when they are wet.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 10, 2009, 01:08:53 PM
Dear Lucky - I will not have sex with you, even though you spent all last evening trying to seduce me. Giving me "that" look and pushing your bits at me and moving your little tail to one side every time I stroke you, you shameless little hussy!  :o :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 10, 2009, 01:11:47 PM
@ pba - its DogCoats. net      :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 11, 2009, 01:41:41 PM
Dear Lucky -another evening of thwarted seducing has passed. I can't even stroke you without you presenting me with your bits.....I know from the look you keep giving me that you want me to ravish you, but as I keep telling you, I am a human and you are a dog and it wouldn't be right at all! :o
 I'm very flattered though - you don't seem interested in other dogs, just me. :D
You'll be back to normal soon, thank god.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 11, 2009, 01:50:54 PM
Oh, and in the great American Indian naming tradition I am going to call you "Screams Outside Shops"
You are becoming well-known in a wide area for this. :D :-[
 And don't you get lots of attention from kind strangers? The security man at Tesco's was very lovely this morning...its a shame he couldn't find the hat he suggested for you (he disappeared into the back to look for it). I bet it was a Santa hat.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Dec 11, 2009, 03:21:03 PM
Dear Fizzy.. PLEASE.....  PLEASE .......... :o
Now there are 5 pieces of screwed up foil and you are still chasing them all.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Dec 11, 2009, 07:56:18 PM
Darling Farouche

You have amused me so much since I bought this new alarm clock from Habitat. When it goes off it makes a noise rather like a chaffinch and a bird on top wiggles about.  You are mesmerised by it,  I know you think by the sound that a bird has got into the bedroom but you don't really know where as you can't read the plastic bird as a real bird.  Clever puss you not to be taken in.  I didn't buy it with you in mind but your reactions are a bonus. Even if your hunting face is a bit scarey.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Dec 12, 2009, 09:26:29 AM
Darling Farouche

You have amused me so much since I bought this new alarm clock from Habitat. When it goes off it makes a noise rather like a chaffinch and a bird on top wiggles about.  You are mesmerised by it,  I know you think by the sound that a bird has got into the bedroom but you don't really know where as you can't read the plastic bird as a real bird.  Clever puss you not to be taken in.  I didn't buy it with you in mind but your reactions are a bonus. Even if your hunting face is a bit scarey.
:D


Dear Cecil,

It wasn't until I got home last night half-expecting you to be there that I realised what the anxious, tight, mustn't-be-late feeling in my tummy was all about.
It's been three weeks and I still miss you so much. You just .. you used to make it all feel alright again, you know ?  :'( :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Dec 12, 2009, 03:37:10 PM
When it goes off it makes a noise rather like a chaffinch and a bird on top wiggles about.

 :D

S. bought me one as a Christmas present.
I love the cylonesque birdy on top.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Dec 12, 2009, 07:53:05 PM
Dear Jellycat.

If you'll sit any closer to the radiator, you'll start to scorch.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: scintilla on Dec 12, 2009, 10:18:32 PM
I always want to write to my sister in here. that's all wrong, isn't it?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: x on Dec 12, 2009, 10:20:20 PM
I always want to write to my sister in here. that's all wrong, isn't it?

;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Dec 12, 2009, 10:22:24 PM
Darling Farouche

You have amused me so much since I bought this new alarm clock from Habitat. When it goes off it makes a noise rather like a chaffinch and a bird on top wiggles about.  You are mesmerised by it,  I know you think by the sound that a bird has got into the bedroom but you don't really know where as you can't read the plastic bird as a real bird.  Clever puss you not to be taken in.  I didn't buy it with you in mind but your reactions are a bonus. Even if your hunting face is a bit scarey.
:D


Dear Cecil,

It wasn't until I got home last night half-expecting you to be there that I realised what the anxious, tight, mustn't-be-late feeling in my tummy was all about.
It's been three weeks and I still miss you so much. You just .. you used to make it all feel alright again, you know ?  :'( :-*

Dear animal nitrate

((((((a.n.))))))

xox
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Dec 12, 2009, 10:23:09 PM
Even if your hunting face is a bit scarey.

Vince's hunting face is mad. Big black eyes and a face that's a cross between wolf, bear and fox. I love the way Vince plays on the stairs, and lies down flat on the step, feral eyes peering intently at whatever it is I'm wiggling.

Dear Cecil,

It wasn't until I got home last night half-expecting you to be there that I realised what the anxious, tight, mustn't-be-late feeling in my tummy was all about.
It's been three weeks and I still miss you so much. You just .. you used to make it all feel alright again, you know ?  :'( :-*

 :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Dec 12, 2009, 10:40:27 PM
oh yes animalnitrate big hugs and RIP Cecil  :'(


millicent  ;D but what does cylonesque mean?  I would like to be a able to see my bird as that.  have you got the white or  black version?   and you have got your christmas present already?  :o

this all reminding me to get batteries for my wAll clock that does bird calls on each hour.  Farouche likes that too.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Dec 12, 2009, 10:42:24 PM
I always want to write to my sister in here. that's all wrong, isn't it?

it is ok if her name is Petula
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Dec 12, 2009, 10:43:53 PM
cylonesque

Google is giving me lots of stuff about Dr Who.

<-- naturally none the wiser  ::)

And thank you, Sal, Scully and VV - you're all lovely  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Dec 12, 2009, 10:48:09 PM

millicent  ;D but what does cylonesque mean?  I would like to be a able to see my bird as that.  have you got the white or  black version?   and you have got your christmas present already?  :o


I've got the white one.  :D

Ah, yes, already. We're going to my mum's in Germany for Christmas this year, so there doesn't seem much point of lugging our presents to each other over there. (We'll just give each other a small gift on the day.)

Cylonesque because I think it looks a bit like the (old) cylons in Battlestar Galactica. They don't have eyes, but a red light that pulses from left to right in a straight line. And while the birdy's light doesn't pulse, it's somewhat reminiscent.  ;D

(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ploOREucbgOMgM:http://www.wegottafindearth.com/ref/cylon-helmet-with-eye.jpg)

http://www.habitat.co.uk/fcp/product/browse/LED-alarm-clock-with-electronic-bird/953114


See what I mean?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Dec 12, 2009, 11:05:05 PM



Quote
See what I mean?

oh I do, I do.   I have the black one.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 13, 2009, 02:18:41 PM
Lucks -its no use looking at me like that, and following me round. I AM going to the Jazz bar soon.
I may placate you with a leetle bit of black pudding....
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: scintilla on Dec 13, 2009, 02:32:10 PM
I always want to write to my sister in here. that's all wrong, isn't it?

it is ok if her name is Petula

Ooh, I wish it was. If she has to have a silly name, it might as well be Petula.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lou_Cow on Dec 13, 2009, 02:38:54 PM
Dear Jaxon...
     
     Your foster daddy is hopefully sending me some pictures of you later... I bet you've grown so much...! I cant bloddy wait for you to come home and meet everyone...! But please do try to remember Bruce is not going to be your play thing... He's a lot smaller then you...!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 15, 2009, 07:28:14 PM
Dear Lindsy 1. The small foot bridge over the water works trench is not evil, it will not suddenly open up and swallow you, neither will it disspear when you are on it, leaving you to fall into the middle of earth. Just to remind you, it is the only way into the woods unless I go out of the back door over the car park and along the alley, in the dark...no thank you.


Dear Lindsy 2. I am not eating I promise you, it is only a toothpick, my seconds not yours.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lolita on Dec 17, 2009, 08:46:57 PM
Dear Sienna,

Don't be scared, it's only Father Christmas!  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Dec 18, 2009, 08:20:19 AM
Dear Vince,
What's with this waking me up at 5 am malarky? Sitting next to my bed and mewing isn't cute at that time of the morning.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 18, 2009, 09:35:25 AM
Dear Lindsy, no you weren't pulling a sledge, and I was shouting slow down not mush.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 18, 2009, 04:03:25 PM
Dear Lucks - I'm  very glad that you are healing so well - your eye still looks a bit odd, but the vet says you are fine, and you have tablets.  You were very good at the PDSA. You'll be back to normal in no time. You are a feisty little bugger, and daddy loves you. :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 18, 2009, 05:06:45 PM
Dear Lucks - I'm  very glad that you are healing so well - your eye still looks a bit odd, but the vet says you are fine, and you have tablets.  You were very good at the PDSA. You'll be back to normal in no time. You are a feisty little bugger, and daddy loves you. :-* :-* :-*

Was she ill or did she hurt herself? (((poor little lucky)))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 18, 2009, 05:53:23 PM
Dear Mogs,
Ok.
Who did it?
Who pee'd over the edge of the tray so that it flowed over the kitchen floor, where I trod in it in my socks, (having my hands too full of shopping to turn on the light), and after I'd done all my washing and washed the floor? >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Dec 18, 2009, 10:00:27 PM
Dear Jelly.

Yes, it has biscuits inside.
No, it's not a sophisticated foodpuzzle, it's a timed feeder.
Stop trying to twiddle the timer dial.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 19, 2009, 12:54:36 PM
Dear Lucks - I'm  very glad that you are healing so well - your eye still looks a bit odd, but the vet says you are fine, and you have tablets.  You were very good at the PDSA. You'll be back to normal in no time. You are a feisty little bugger, and daddy loves you. :-* :-* :-*

Was she ill or did she hurt herself? (((poor little lucky)))
She had a scrap with a big dog. ::) She doesn't seem to have noticed  that she's only a small dog.... :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 19, 2009, 01:12:17 PM
Dear Lucks - I'm  very glad that you are healing so well - your eye still looks a bit odd, but the vet says you are fine, and you have tablets.  You were very good at the PDSA. You'll be back to normal in no time. You are a feisty little bugger, and daddy loves you. :-* :-* :-*

Was she ill or did she hurt herself? (((poor little lucky)))
She had a scrap with a big dog. ::) She doesn't seem to have noticed  that she's only a small dog.... :D

My Dachshund, when she was little, got a clout from a German shepherd dog, from that day on she attacked all big dogs, I had to keep her on a line when we went outside, there was no stopping her.

I hope Lucky does better than my late Emily.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 19, 2009, 01:17:40 PM
Thanks, pba -so do I. Before this she would happily play-fight with big dogs in the park, and I don't want her to be wary all the time. We're just taking it a day at a time -she seems to be ok so far.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Dec 19, 2009, 01:31:41 PM
Dear Jelly.

Yes, it has biscuits inside.
No, it's not a sophisticated foodpuzzle, it's a timed feeder.
Stop trying to twiddle the timer dial.


They'd be dangerous if they had opposable thumbs.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Dec 19, 2009, 02:18:12 PM
Dear Jelly.

Yes, it has biscuits inside.
No, it's not a sophisticated foodpuzzle, it's a timed feeder.
Stop trying to twiddle the timer dial.


They'd be dangerous if they had opposable thumbs.

Gosh yes.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Dec 19, 2009, 05:41:55 PM
Dear Fizzy ........... serioulyyyyyyyyyyyy a sultana , cats are not suppose to eat sultanas :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Dec 19, 2009, 10:04:51 PM
Dear Lucks - I'm  very glad that you are healing so well - your eye still looks a bit odd, but the vet says you are fine, and you have tablets.  You were very good at the PDSA. You'll be back to normal in no time. You are a feisty little bugger, and daddy loves you. :-* :-* :-*

Was she ill or did she hurt herself? (((poor little lucky)))
She had a scrap with a big dog. ::) She doesn't seem to have noticed  that she's only a small dog.... :D

That's a common characteristic of those dogs - terrier, is it? Big personality in a compact body. A good choice for you, BB.  :) I hope she recovers her confidence as quickly as she'll heal up the physical wound.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 20, 2009, 01:26:01 PM
Thanks, Salamandre. She's coming along fine, I think. :)
@ Lucky - I like how easy it is to give you your tablet, the Haribo jelly-baby straight afterwards does the trick beautifully. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Dec 20, 2009, 07:51:44 PM
dear puppy,

i'm really not in the mood to play retrievies petal
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Dec 20, 2009, 10:25:01 PM
Dear pooch,

glad you got (and enjoyed) your Christmas parcel,wish I could have been there to give it to you myself.

This will be the first Christmas without you in nine years *sigh*.Still I know you will be spoilt rotten and have a great time and as next years nearly here  it won't be long until I come for a visit.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Dec 21, 2009, 08:31:14 PM
Dear boycat

What is with this weird scampi thing.  Prawns you just eat, chicken you just eat, scampi has to be thrown around the carpet for a good half hour and covered in fluff first.

Is it because its warm and you are trying to kill it?   ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Dec 21, 2009, 09:58:19 PM
Good lord dog, thats a very strange noise.

Bad dream?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Dec 22, 2009, 09:36:32 PM
Dear Jellycat.

I'm going to miss you a whole lot.
I feel like a terrible mother.

But Sandra the cat sitter will be coming twice a day and you like her, don't you?

P.S. Oh. Nearly 9 pm. Time to break into the automatic feeder. It's not going to work, petal. It's kitteh proof.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Dec 22, 2009, 09:59:37 PM
^^ Eh, that.

Bo is going to a cattery tomorrow. She has a heated igloo, but still. I am going way overboard in being pathetic about it. I feel terrible, like she's going to freeze and be miserable.

I'm sure JellyCat will be fine, and miss you, but show it by sulking when you come back  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Dec 22, 2009, 11:05:09 PM
Oh, are automatic feeders OK?  I haven't left the boy for more than one night yet but might have to soon...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: MP on Dec 23, 2009, 12:24:35 AM
They're fine for using when at work or overnight for one night, but you'd definitely want someone checking up on him a couple of times a day if you were away any longer...?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lexx on Dec 23, 2009, 12:28:04 AM
Dear Fanny

Please stop kicking the stable door it gives me a head ach pisses all the other guys off and you WILL bruise your hoof. Also do you really need to pee that much?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Dec 23, 2009, 12:30:59 AM
Dear Vince,
Where are you? I want to go to bed, but I'm calling and you are not coming. And it's freezing out there!  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Dec 23, 2009, 02:54:22 AM
Dear Farouche

So now I know.  If I put the bedroom radiator on to warm the room up you go up there and worship it and don't sit here with me. <sob> It is all over between us now.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Dec 23, 2009, 11:16:09 AM
Dear Odie,

shut the f*ck up next time the foxes go marauding either side of the block, or at the very least learn to speak fox so you can tell them to.

Love from me.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Dec 23, 2009, 04:03:24 PM
*throws self at Bo's feet*

Bo bat, I'm really sorry. I hate you looking up at me with your little face, wanting a cuddle, amd knowing the cat lady will be coming for you soon. I hate thinking about you in your little igloo, grumpy and annoyed you can't play with foxes, and cursing mummy's name for sending you there!

Even though you're a cat/bat/Arctic fox/meerkat/ferret/miniature panther, and you don't speak English, try and remember mummy loves you and you'll be back on *your" kickbag very soon!

I also know you don't have much concept of time, but it really won't be long - only four days - and you can bury your little face in my hair to your heart's content! But then, this little note to you is more for me, who feels terrible, than for you - who probably isn't all that fazed by it.

But by way of compensation for your presumed miserable time, please accept the silk kimono you love so much, to rub your face against and sleep on/in - hopefully it smells of me and it'll make you feel better.

Mummy loves you and feels terrible, and admittedly needs to get a grip - I think this short separation will be harder on me than you. Rest assured Bo, queen of the foxes and magpies, that I too will be miserable and might as well be cooped up in a heated igloo as well.

xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Dec 23, 2009, 05:14:00 PM
Dear Farouche

So now I know.  If I put the bedroom radiator on to warm the room up you go up there and worship it and don't sit here with me. <sob> It is all over between us now.

Oh, VV. She doesn't mean it. *hands over (clean) woman-sized tissue and comforting cuppa*

We all have our price and Farouche is no fool - she's going to abandon you occasionally in favour of "a better offer" if only to enjoy the return to your lap more when it occurs. It means nothing to her. It is you she really loves. This infidelity is a) temporary and b) bound to be her acting in extremis. Torties are so intelligent, they know how to look after no. 1. She would never do it normally, I'm sure... although I reckon my 3 would turn their fickle backs on me without a second thought or a backward glance if there was a warm radiator on offer.   ::)

If this explanation sounds hollow and unconvincing, please blame my Mr Bo. It's what he said when I told him of your plight.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Dec 23, 2009, 05:16:24 PM
*throws self at Bo's feet*

*casts an admiring glance*

You total drama queen! That was very sweet.  :)

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 24, 2009, 08:10:13 AM
Dear Lindsy 1. Where oh where is all this hair coming from, you are brushed every day, yet there were still little piles of it in the corners of my flat. But worse still, my washing machine filter keeps getting clogged up with YOUR hair, one day it will give up altogether.

Dear Lindsy 2. Skating time again, and please, please do not pull the slightest on your line, there is no way that I can stay on my feet as icy as it is out there. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 24, 2009, 01:50:40 PM
Dear Lucks - what's with the rain aversion lately? You never used to mind. And you have a Barbour coat. I don't like having to drag you out to poo... ???
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 25, 2009, 02:24:28 PM
Dear Lucks - I don't think you were meant to destroy your mouse toy in under 5 minutes....but the speed-disembowelling was impressive! ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Dec 26, 2009, 12:20:39 AM
Dear Fish,

Why do you keep leaping out of the water?  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Dec 26, 2009, 12:40:43 AM
Dear Little Vince,

You're playing with the wrong end of your new toys. You are special!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 26, 2009, 03:11:59 PM
Dear Lucky - I think you are getting over your fighting shocks from last week. You were a good, sociable girl when we met those dogs in the park this morning. Keep it up, sausage. :)
I may take you to a pub later, so be on your best behaviour! Sit!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Dec 27, 2009, 03:37:23 PM
Dear Jellycat.

Missing you, furball.
Back real soon.
Well, -ish.


Dear Elana.

Gosh you're fricking adorable.
I might pack you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Dec 27, 2009, 07:51:02 PM
Dear Marlon

So you like Adam Ant. eh?

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

I suspect its just because most of the songs have animal noises in though.   ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: mornington)crescent on Dec 28, 2009, 12:08:10 AM
Sorry, love, had to go again... I know you will be waiting for me at the door, hope it won't take me too long to come and visit you again. I love you so much, but you are in better hands of my Mum. You are always on my mind, baby.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: -Shadow- on Dec 28, 2009, 09:52:16 AM
Dear Benson,

I can't believe you've just eaten half a pack of butter while I was in the next room. >:(


Dear Kara,

You gave him away by rushing up to him and licking his lips. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Miaow on Dec 28, 2009, 09:55:32 AM
Dear Lucks - what's with the rain aversion lately? You never used to mind. And you have a Barbour coat. I don't like having to drag you out to poo... ???


Barbour coat, how splendid! ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Dec 28, 2009, 02:41:15 PM
Dear Fizzy........... Cant believe I fed you felix AGAIN .and still it dont fill you up and you are crying allthe time for more but no you cant have mummies salad.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Dec 28, 2009, 03:43:42 PM
Dear Lucks -you really liked that smoked salmon, didn't you? :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Dec 28, 2009, 05:03:58 PM
Dear LIndsy, you can eat it, all for you. I know you don't normally get such treats and, believe me, they weren't the cause of Pepe's death (he was old, very old). They are supposed to be good for your joints as well as tasting good, so get your mouth open.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sorted. on Dec 28, 2009, 05:51:37 PM
Erm...That was mine!!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2531/4222001021_f7f5085848_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Dec 28, 2009, 09:16:17 PM
Dear Farouche

I hope you really don't mind the jingling of the bell on your new diamante collar.   You are not trying to take it off, at least.  I don't want you to feel humiliated by this 'belling of the cat'.   I didn't realise it had a bell on when I bought it but I left it on thinking well yes, it would be better for the birds in the garden, cats being rather ecologically dodgey.  Not that I have any evidence at all that you have ever caught one.  Shall I take it off?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lou_Cow on Dec 30, 2009, 03:56:21 PM
Dear Jaxon...
   
     1 week and you will mine... all mine...! He he...!

     Better start Jax-proofing the house eh...?

 

        Love your Mummy xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Dec 31, 2009, 05:46:15 AM
Hi Farouche

Well we've taken the diamante collar with bell off now. OK hon?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Dec 31, 2009, 09:40:33 AM
Erm...That was mine!!

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2531/4222001021_f7f5085848_b.jpg)

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and heh heh!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Jan 01, 2010, 10:18:31 AM
Dear Lindsy, did I really wear you out so much this morning? You are so deep in sleep I even had a piece of chocolate without you batting an eyelid :o . First time for everything.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Jan 01, 2010, 01:06:46 PM
Dear Lucks - could you try for a different expression next time I do silly tipsy disco- dancing to you in front of people - the look of disdain is a tad off-putting. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: chip on Jan 01, 2010, 02:22:55 PM
Dear dog, I didn't buy that big teddy bear so you could keep trying to have sex with it.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Jan 01, 2010, 11:08:37 PM
Dear Musca,

please let the kids sleep and stop yowling at their door.  And please don't wake us all up in the morning again and please don't play catch-and-kill with my bare feet under the covers; your claws are like fishhooks.

Dear Odie,

Continue to get fatter, skinny-fox.  The kids are going to get you another coat. 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Jan 02, 2010, 03:42:26 PM
Dear Musca

You p*ss me off sometimes.  You are a skanky cat, flicking the cat litter all over the balcony.  Ugh.
You are also perhaps perfect, despite your flashes of evil.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: UB on Jan 02, 2010, 03:44:34 PM
Dear Tig,

Please be OK, big guy.  :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Jan 02, 2010, 04:21:32 PM
Dear Vince,
It's nice you can coexist with the fire now.  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Jan 03, 2010, 12:52:50 AM
Dear Maisy and Milly,

You've actually wedged me in on the sofa, and I cannot move. One either side of me - sleeping so soundly, your little white backs rising and falling so slowely. You're keeping me so warm too.

Well, I could actually move, but I really don't want to. It would wake you both up and even though I know you'de fall back asleep in 2 minutes, you'de still give me that grumpy look once I'd woken you up for all of about 20 seconds, and the guilt, god the guilt of that look puts me off moving.

I'll have to learn how to sleep in this position, or somehow extract myself like a piece of Jenga.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Jan 03, 2010, 01:21:54 PM
Dear poops

It's lovely sitting here with you on my lap :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Jan 03, 2010, 05:31:39 PM
Dear Zaccy........... you look fantastic after your brush. All the knots out.
Dear Ben ............ Settled at last.
Dear lilly, fizzy, and aj ............Peace at last.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Jan 03, 2010, 08:34:23 PM
Dear Maisy (you're the closest)

Let's talk about a deal.

I'll give you 1, no 2 Borneo's and you make me a cup of tea. Deal?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 03, 2010, 11:56:58 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Don't you dare look at me with that tone of voice.

It was not my fault you decided to wolf down your supper and then lots more dry food and then the treats that were in the mousey thing in the living room. It was not my fault that such gluttony made you then vomit for only the second time in your life.

Now, go and find one of the 30 Ikea pencils you've hidden around the flat so you can play nicely with it.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Jan 04, 2010, 08:06:17 PM
Dear Vincerama,

It is minus 9 outside. Why do you want to go out all the time?

I ought to get you little booties.  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Jan 05, 2010, 01:47:12 PM
^^^  Bo wants to go out all the time too, and then she comes in with all her fur standing on end, and shouting at me like I was the one that made her stay outside in the snow.

Come half an hour later, she's crying at me to go out like I keep her locked up in captivity!

Two hours after that, she's on the kitchen window ledge, crying pitifully to be let in...like I was the one that kicked her out.

On and on it goes...why do I engage in the contrary games of a cat where I always lose?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 06, 2010, 01:13:03 AM
Dear Little Vince,

1. You cannot fit into a 6-egg eggbox, no matter how hard you try.
2. You're sneezes are funny.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 06, 2010, 01:14:09 AM
Dear Chloe,

The perfectly-formed poop on the kitchen floor.
Why?
>:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 06, 2010, 01:14:55 AM
Derr Cosmo,

As above, but on the bathroom floor, and not so perfectly formed. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Jan 06, 2010, 09:32:21 PM
Dear Marlon

So, you thought knocking my almost full water glass off the nightstand and into my sleeping face would get me out of bed this morning...?  Little did you realise my ability to ignore the discomfort and fall asleep again. 

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Jan 06, 2010, 10:12:16 PM
Dear Primrose

You made me laugh out loud as you ran all bandy-legged and pigeon-toed for the door to upstairs... nearly as hard as I laughed when I saw you disdainfully picking your way through the snow out back.  ;D

Dear Mr Bo

I love you for defending us all against Patch the Punisher from next door. The fact that there's reinforced glass between you and him all the time you're throwing yourself at him and snarling does not diminish my admiration for your courage one whit, no indeed.

Dear Tallulah

Tomorrow we shall watch "The Lady Eve" and "Dark Victory". There may even be chocolate. You are the very best cuddle for telly-watching, bar none.

Your loving mamma
xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Jan 06, 2010, 11:40:34 PM
^^^  Bo wants to go out all the time too, and then she comes in with all her fur standing on end, and shouting at me like I was the one that made her stay outside in the snow.

Come half an hour later, she's crying at me to go out like I keep her locked up in captivity!

Two hours after that, she's on the kitchen window ledge, crying pitifully to be let in...like I was the one that kicked her out.

On and on it goes...why do I engage in the contrary games of a cat where I always lose?

This describes my domestic life to a T.
 :D

What I want to know is why Vince wakes up just 15 or 20 minutes before my alarm and cries until I wake up, sometimes scratching at the bed for good measure. Then I stumble out of bed, shivering with cold, and he escorts me down the stairs (literally hops down a couple of steps, waits to see that I'm coming down, and then trots down next to me), has a casual nibble on some food while I am shivering with cold, and then saunters over to the patio doors to be let out. The first of many times in a day.

<<<<<sucker.   ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Jan 07, 2010, 11:44:30 AM
Dear Boobear,

You really do manage to entertain me.  You were so so funny in the snow last night, I can't wait to take you out to play in it again later.  Lets hope it snows at the weekend (and that's something I never thought I'd say) so we can play lots and lots in the park!  You will absolutely love it!

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: chip on Jan 08, 2010, 01:17:20 PM
Dear dog, that bread was out there for the birds, now don't you dare come back in here and throw up.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 08, 2010, 07:19:24 PM
Dear Cosmo & Chloe,

Shame on you both!
Shame. On. You!
That poor cat on the windowsill was looking for a warm place to come in out of the snow.
There was no call for all the hissing and bad language.
Nor the smug expressions when he fled. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Jan 11, 2010, 05:54:51 PM
Dear * and *, the as-yet nameless pair of rabbits,
 
So looking forward to getting home tonight and meeting you !
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Jan 11, 2010, 06:01:29 PM
Dear * and *, the as-yet nameless pair of rabbits,
 
So looking forward to getting home tonight and meeting you !

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ikkle bunnies I oove ikkle bunnies ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jan 11, 2010, 10:00:27 PM
Dear Sacha

If you're going to jump in and inspect every cardboard box then the packing is going to take even longer than usual. 

It is sweet though.

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Jan 11, 2010, 11:12:29 PM
Dear Vince,
Why do you insist on waking me up just 15 minutes before my alarm goes off??
 >:(

I might have to resort to spraying water at you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 12, 2010, 12:22:54 AM
I do no such thing. Oh, wait...
 
 
Dear Little Vince,
 
What's with all the chatter? I haven't the foggiest idea what you're trying to convay, so if you could write a guide, that would be marvellous.
 
kthxbai
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: ratbag on Jan 12, 2010, 12:26:32 AM
Dear Pippa,

I miss you

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Jan 12, 2010, 10:42:21 AM
Dear Diesel, my boobs are particularly tender at the moment. Please refrain from standing on them  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 12, 2010, 12:38:41 PM
Dear Chloe,

Knock it off with all the digging already! >:(
Are you building something in there?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lou_Cow on Jan 12, 2010, 01:37:56 PM
Dear Jaxon...
 
     Its lovely to have you home... Your the bestest best boy in the world... Just can you please learn that my hands and clothes are not chew toys..!

    Lots of love
   Mummy Squeeze xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Jan 13, 2010, 12:35:11 PM
Fiiiiiiizzzzzzzyyyyy, For christ sakes  ( hold ginger/white 8mth old kitten up in the air .....) anyone want a kitteh?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Jan 13, 2010, 01:10:33 PM
Dear Lucky - you don't seem to be feeling very well today -you didn't like the snow, you haven't eaten your breakfast, and you keep shivering and looking at me with a really miserable sad face. Poor little sausage - I hope the blanket I've wrapped you up in makes you feel cosy and better soon. :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lolita on Jan 14, 2010, 07:36:24 PM
Dear Sienna,

Okay, I know you know how to hunt - now stop leaving me 'presents' outside the back door. *Is sick*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Jan 17, 2010, 12:53:16 PM
Dear Monty,

So, you walk up to me at my desk and squeak piteously, allow me to stroke you and wander off.  I am taking this to mean it is time for my coffee break.  Wise words, indeed, young man.  ;)



Dear Basil,

Please don't look so sad.  She was only away for one night, and will be back in less than six hours.   :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 17, 2010, 11:51:05 PM
Dear Cosmo & Chloe,

How come you have decided unanimously that Whiskas is now shite and you will only find Kitekat acceptable? ???
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lolita on Jan 18, 2010, 12:05:52 AM
Dear Sienna,

You're in your 'madness' aren't you?  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: forget-me-not on Jan 18, 2010, 12:33:06 AM
dearest ruby,

i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you ...

so much it hurts.  physically.

and i don't know how i am going to contain it until wednesday frigging evening - i might just explode.

x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Redashton on Jan 18, 2010, 02:26:35 AM
dear pisco,

You've been missing for a week!! Where'd you run off to? :(

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Jan 18, 2010, 12:06:47 PM
dearest ruby,

i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you ...

so much it hurts.  physically.

and i don't know how i am going to contain it until wednesday frigging evening - i might just explode.

x

((((( f-m-n )))))



Dear Evie,

I still think you look like an Earnestine. Ernestine. Earnestine. I dunno, I guess if I can't even spell it with certainty it was never meant to be  :P


Dear Mia,

Because you'd be left out otherwise  ::)


Dear Cecil,

 :-\ I'd still rather have you back  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Jan 21, 2010, 12:17:19 AM
Dear Farouche

Yes I am in bed all day. I suppose it is really good fun to get in the bed on the sheet every time I go downstairs. But you really can't be so annoyed when I have to move you to get back in.  You never did this before. Is it a new game?   
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Dante on Jan 21, 2010, 03:27:11 AM
Dear Baby J

I know. I liked her too.  :-\

I still trust your judgement. You were right on the money last time with the growling.  ;)

Dear Franz

You smell a bit. But I love you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Jan 21, 2010, 01:12:19 PM
Dear Lucky - you were nearly perfect in your behaviour at the vet's this morning. You sat nicely, you were quiet, you didn't scrabble after any cats in baskets, you didn't lead a barking chorus...I was so pleased with you. SO WHY DID YOU PEE ON MY CARPET WHEN WE GOT BACK HOME???WHEN I WAS IN THE FLAT? AND YOU HAD JUST BEEN OUTSIDE????
 >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Jan 23, 2010, 02:21:07 PM
Dear Lindsy, by the amount of hair I find every where I'm amazed that you are not totally naked. My washing machine is having great difficulty getting rid of it from my clothes and sheets.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Jan 23, 2010, 11:36:43 PM
Dear Chloe,

You really are the most cuddly, snugly fur-person/attachment. :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: SAWF on Jan 24, 2010, 09:03:46 AM
dear Daisy,

sorry we had to say goodbye to you after 18years.
 
we miss you dreadfully, and i keep expecting to find you curled up
on the sofa or our bed.

i hope kitty heaven is nice, and that you are painfree and
that there is plenty of chicken and tuna to eat and that you
are purring loudly

miss you :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jan 24, 2010, 10:26:23 AM
Poor Daisy...and poor QotN.

:(

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Jan 24, 2010, 10:44:09 AM
((((Queen of the Night))))
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: SAWF on Jan 24, 2010, 10:28:09 PM
^ thanks Kitty and PBA...


it was definitely the right thing to do, but I hated having to make the decision..



Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Jan 24, 2010, 10:34:16 PM
Dear Little Vince,

You want to go to the Rift Valley too, huh? Well, I tell you what, when I go and explore it properly I'll see what the possibilities are for taking you along. Can't promise anything, you know, because of the big cats etc, but I will see.

Oh, and I love it when you can't take your eyes off the tellybox.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Jan 25, 2010, 03:05:18 PM
((((((QotN))))))  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: fetishkitty on Jan 26, 2010, 09:26:26 AM
Dear Sacha

Oh dear. Next time you see one of those, eat the bloody thing, don't just sit there looking at it as it disappears down the back of the washing machine.  ::)

Useless moggy.

;D

kitty
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Jan 29, 2010, 02:03:02 PM
Dear Boobear,

I'm sorry you are poorly again and I'm even more sorry the vets wanted to keep you in today.  Hopefully I'll be able to collect you later when they have made you all better and we will have lots and lots of cuddles to make up for it. 

Please stop being sick baby girl, its really not nice seeing you suffer!

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Jan 29, 2010, 10:22:41 PM
Dear Vince,
I can see the full moon is sending you mad - chasing around the garden like a thing possessed.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Pat Mekrotch on Jan 30, 2010, 03:10:09 AM
Its nice to see  you are both less scared of us than 3 weeks ago :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Jan 30, 2010, 07:32:36 AM
Dear Jelly.

So you wake me up and then you go to sleep?

You move in mysterious ways, cat.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Jan 30, 2010, 08:53:58 PM
Dear Boobear

I know you've been poorly and I really feel for you, but please let your tummy get better now, the farting is too horrible - the smell is lingering for hours!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Marylin © on Jan 30, 2010, 11:09:38 PM
Dear Boobear

I know you've been poorly and I really feel for you, but please let your tummy get better now, the farting is too horrible - the smell is lingering for hours!

Awwww, poor little boobear. :-*   Give her a lovely cuddle from me Jo (when you can get close enough through the gas cloud) ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Jan 30, 2010, 11:17:30 PM
Yes,big hugs for the lovely boobear,hope she is all better soon.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Mrs Ruby Tuesday Chunter on Jan 31, 2010, 02:57:36 AM
if i had a dog i am sure it would be in awe of my fabulous wife too  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Mrs Ruby Tuesday Chunter on Jan 31, 2010, 03:43:14 AM
if i had a dog i am sure it would be in awe of my fabulous wife too  ;D

Only because she would win all the fart games. 

8)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Jan 31, 2010, 02:09:17 PM
Dear Lucks - what a good girl you were last night - my first night out for ages, and I was worried you might have had an 'accident' while I was out - but you held on til I got home and walked you, slightly p*ssed at 1am. (Which was a bit of a drag when all I wanted was a cup of tea and a spliff but I'll have to get used to it) :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lou_Cow on Feb 01, 2010, 06:33:03 PM
Dear Jaxon...

        Them welly boots are MINE... Please can you stop bringing them into the front room...!
        Also while we're here Jax... Anything on the table also belongs to me so stop trying to climb
        up there...!

       I love you... Even if you have been a likkle begger all day...!

       Lots of love,
          Your teasy mother xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Feb 01, 2010, 06:42:47 PM
Dear Vince,

Please don't go missing again like you did last night. I honestly think you're dead, and it's awful. Do you have any idea how cold it was standing in the garden calling for you at 1.30?

(tired) Mummy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 01, 2010, 06:46:03 PM
^^Teenage cats. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Feb 02, 2010, 08:21:46 AM
^^^ dirty stop-outs.

<<< has also been indoors worrying and/or outside at all hours calling a cat who is having a night on the tiles  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Feb 02, 2010, 11:03:04 AM
They're so inconsiderate, aren't they! Bo stays out all evening with the foxes and the other cats, even in the snow - she is scruffy, independent little alley cat at heart, and there is nothing I can do to change her minxy little ways.

But still, although I know and love how feral she is, I still think about the times she comes running in after playing out, squeaking for a cuddle and a reassuring mess with my hair, as if she's been picked on by the big ginger Tom...and it just makes me think she's this little beastie that needs her mummy  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Salamand*r on Feb 02, 2010, 04:24:43 PM
^ Ah, the cub has you well-trained, Zooey!  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 03, 2010, 08:35:37 PM
Dear Chloe,

How come you absolutely STINK!!! :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lexx on Feb 03, 2010, 08:38:37 PM
Dear Fanny

I love you more than anything, more than I had ever imagined I would, your so beautifull and I don't care your belly nearly touches the floor  ;) or you are a stropy mare. My love is uncoditional however i would love it if you could stop peeing for Britan.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Feb 04, 2010, 12:34:46 AM
Dear Musca (not me, my cat)

You have made the dog really, really weird.  He can't relate to other dogs any more.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 04, 2010, 06:32:15 PM
Dear Chloe,

How come you absolutely STINK!!! :o

You stink because, for some unknown reason Cosmo stinks and you find this unaccountably thrilling, so you have been snuggling up to him.

<-------------now has 2 stinky cats
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Feb 04, 2010, 07:04:31 PM
I cannot, for one second believe that Cosmo would ever stink.

Not that beautiful pussy cat.  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 04, 2010, 07:24:57 PM
I think he's been sneaking out and buying cheap cologne.
Eau de skunk. :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Feb 05, 2010, 09:33:51 AM
Dear Mia,
 
Please tell your sister that we're not that scary really .. :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: @Xof on Feb 05, 2010, 12:33:08 PM
Stop trying to control me! Bark all you want, if I want to dance I will dance.  >:(

Or rather... dear Spritzy's pets.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 05, 2010, 08:35:06 PM
Dear Cosmo,
Why are you spending hours sitting over your water bowl? :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Feb 07, 2010, 10:53:31 AM
Dear Jelly.

You can tell she's going, can't you.
Sucks, dunnit?  :(

There's no doubt about who's cat you are.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Feb 08, 2010, 01:43:58 PM
Dear Lucks - a poo AND some sicky grass? My poor carpet. Thank god I'd put paper down. *runs round with flash and air freshener*
I wish I could make you understand the link between eating rotting junk food and a poorly tummy. You silly sod. At least you look guilty, and its no good shivering by the way - that window is staying open for a while. :-X :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Feb 08, 2010, 06:58:06 PM
Dear Marlon

You have slept ALL day, that means the bedtime crazies doesn't it?

 ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 08, 2010, 07:12:22 PM
Dear Chloe,

Strangely, I don't appreciate tiny kitteh nose-prints on my bedtime reading glasses... ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lexx on Feb 08, 2010, 07:26:01 PM
Dear Fanny

I am sooo sorry for your loss, I wish I could help. Your whinys are heart braking.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Feb 08, 2010, 07:27:08 PM
Dear Fanny

I am sooo sorry for your lose, I wish I could help. Your whinys are heart braking.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

((( Monkey and Fanny )))  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Feb 09, 2010, 11:31:12 AM
Dear Mia and Evie,

Where would you like to stay, when we're on holiday ?



<-- umming and ahhing
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: derby on Feb 09, 2010, 12:20:34 PM
Dear Poops

When are you going tostop shouting in the middle of the night?
If you do then you can stay in the bedroom...oh and does breatfast HAVE to be at 3am??
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Feb 09, 2010, 01:17:48 PM
Dear Lucky - Gosh! Humping Grace, the Irish *insert complicated breed name here* terrier this morning. You butch little bugger! You like the girls, don't you? :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Feb 10, 2010, 03:00:09 PM
Dear Musca

I couldn't keep a piano-sized cardboard box in the world's pokiest hallway just because you love it so very much.  It was, also, a little bit like opening the door and seeing a coffin as soon as you walked in.  I already have enough trouble convincing people I'm not too strange.

Dear Odie

Your new training and dog-walking regime with the oldest daughter is a marked improvement.  It saddens me to think that when you're with me you're much more distrustful and wayward.  What this says about me troubles me.  However, what your new-improved angelic behaviour says about the older one is very cheering.  Because the rest of the time she's being semi-vile.  Which probably also says something about me.  Oh, bother, this is a pets thread, not a kids rant-thread.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: pure evil on Feb 10, 2010, 03:03:15 PM
dear ODDy,
i know you're playing the lot of them.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 10, 2010, 04:10:04 PM
Poops in the bath, pukes on the floor.
Loving you both right now. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Feb 10, 2010, 04:11:20 PM
dear ODDy,
i know you're playing the lot of them.

 ;D    ;D   ;D
 
I think you are most definitely right. 


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lolita on Feb 10, 2010, 05:13:24 PM
Dear Sienna Louise,

I really do love you so very very much.   :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Feb 11, 2010, 02:39:48 PM
Dear Pirate My,

I do love to see you sitting in your crow's nest. E was right, you should have an eyepatch and a little tricorn hat.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Feb 12, 2010, 01:50:22 PM
Dear Odie,

The oven is not a special warming food-cupboard, just at your height, so don't sit beside it and look expectantly at things in it.  Anymore. 

Dear Musca,

You deliberately want to trash the place, yes.  And you want Odie to get the blame for it by playing wrestling matches and chase.  You're both

doing
my
head
in.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Feb 12, 2010, 02:06:44 PM
Dear Odie

STOP STARING AT ME
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Feb 12, 2010, 02:07:43 PM
[Odie's thoughts]  give me cake....  cake ... Mmmmmm  Gimme gimme[/Odies' thoughts]
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: @Xof on Feb 12, 2010, 02:32:29 PM
If I bend down to pick something up that is not an invitation to lick my face. neither is doing my shoelaces, reaching into the freezer or sleeping on the sofa. This is my face, that is your face, I don't lick you, you don't lick me.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 12, 2010, 07:33:41 PM
You're lucky it's only licking.
Chloe tries to snog me in my sleep. :-X



Dear Cosmo,

You've stopped peeing in the bath.
Where are you peeing?

*looks around suspiciously*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Feb 12, 2010, 10:20:20 PM
Dear Jelly

I do wish you'd make friends with the guest kittehs.
You all have a lot in common.
You're all cats, for starters.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Feb 12, 2010, 11:03:12 PM
Dear little chap

please don't wake me for tickles at 6am, I love that you are so affectionate but really, 7am would be better, 10am at weekends.

ta.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 12, 2010, 11:05:07 PM
That's the only problem with cats - they refuse to learn to tell the time. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Feb 13, 2010, 10:53:40 AM
yep, 5am today.  Wee bugger.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Feb 13, 2010, 11:26:38 AM
You're beautiful! I feel like I don't tell you this enough... Oh wait - I tell you this constantly!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lolita on Feb 13, 2010, 02:27:21 PM
Dear little chap

please don't wake me for tickles at 6am, I love that you are so affectionate but really, 7am would be better, 10am at weekends.

ta.
Count yourself lucky, it started off for me at 6:30 but has now changed to the earlier time of 5:10.  :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Feb 15, 2010, 02:08:11 PM
Right! It's the first training lesson tonight -shape up, little doggy! :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Feb 16, 2010, 12:37:47 PM
You were a good girl at training, but the regular farting was a bit much :-X - you smelly little thing! We'll blame it on the "treats" provided. ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Feb 16, 2010, 01:14:33 PM
You were a good girl at training, but the regular farting was a bit much :-X - you smelly little thing! We'll blame it on the "treats" provided. ;)

Couple of spoonfuls of natural yogurt in her food will stop that BB  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Feb 16, 2010, 02:31:54 PM
You were a good girl at training, but the regular farting was a bit much :-X - you smelly little thing! We'll blame it on the "treats" provided. ;)

Couple of spoonfuls of natural yogurt in her food will stop that BB  ;D
Oh, I do hope so. *rushes off to buy some* :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Alex Stabilo on Feb 17, 2010, 11:42:35 AM
Dear Meg,

After nearly two years of not using either of those flamin scratching posts they have been put on ebay, and now you decide that you want to use them...typical!   ::)


Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Feb 18, 2010, 12:03:02 AM
Dear Little Vince,

For the love of John Craven, please tell me you just had a visit from Fred. Because if you weren't, the smell of death just appeared in the living room, right abouts where you were lying, and I'm going to have to call a priest to exorcise the flat!

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Pat Mekrotch on Feb 18, 2010, 12:07:56 PM
Dear rabbits thank you for being my alarm clock all week ... I like how you get louder and louder until i get your breakfast :) 
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gapster on Feb 19, 2010, 05:43:58 PM
Dearest boys..

I miss you both so much.

Helix I miss your cuddles

Austen I miss smacking your bum

Be good

 :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Feb 20, 2010, 01:26:03 PM
Gosh -that bath I gave you last night made you gleam in the sunshine today! And you smell better..... :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Feb 20, 2010, 04:28:57 PM
Dear Lux - you have eaten nothing but grass today. It was like walking a sheep this morning, what with you cropping grass everywhere.....
I've told you and told you that the reason you keep having a bad tummy is because you eat, nay seek out, rotten rubbish on the pavement but you won't listen, will you? ???
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Feb 20, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
Dear Jelly.

I've scoped the poop.
Stop scratching in the tray and getting litter all over the floor.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Feb 20, 2010, 08:45:44 PM
Dear Maisie,
Yes, he was an enormously big and very fast dog and chasing you into your own home was well out of order.  :o
Yes, I was petrified at how close he got to you.
But please come out from under the bed. I've had stern words with his mum and he won't be off the lead again in your back garden.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Pat Mekrotch on Feb 20, 2010, 09:59:20 PM
Dear Rabbits,
Yes I have rearranged the front room but please can you stop doing your impressions of the Churchill advert dog ?

"Oh Yes"
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zenith on Feb 21, 2010, 01:21:36 AM
Dear Mooey,

Thank you for this current adorable cuddle :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Pat Mekrotch on Feb 21, 2010, 11:03:33 AM
Dear Rabbit features x 2

I'm glad you seem to be less frightened and the increase in your cheekyness makes me smile - clearly there is a relation between the two :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Feb 21, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Dearest Marlon

Sweetcorn good, fillet steak bad?

You oddball!

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Feb 24, 2010, 10:28:47 PM
Dear Puppy,

you wee fat shite! yeah, its cabbage .. but you'll eat some nonetheless eh!

*rubs your chubby belly*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Feb 24, 2010, 10:34:09 PM
Dear Vincey,
I wish you didn't hate being brushed at the mo, because you are moulting like crazy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Feb 24, 2010, 10:39:43 PM
Marlon-poppet

Chilli sauce, really?  That stuff is really hot too!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 25, 2010, 10:38:43 PM
Poor Chloe - you have a cold.
Saucer of Lemsip?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Feb 25, 2010, 10:48:52 PM
Poor Chloe - you have a cold.
Saucer of Lemsip?

Oh poor Chloe.  She'll want even more spoiling now then.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Feb 25, 2010, 11:34:08 PM
Attn Mia and Evie,
 
Let's not be having any of that mad digging at silly o'clock business tomorrow morning, right ?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Feb 25, 2010, 11:41:29 PM
Dear Lindsy, I have your little case packed, yes, you are going to your luxury resort for the weekend.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 25, 2010, 11:41:45 PM
Poor Chloe - you have a cold.
Saucer of Lemsip?

Oh poor Chloe.  She'll want even more spoiling now then.

Poor thing.
She keeps staring pitifully at me and then sneezing copiously in my face.
Bless her. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kelsy on Feb 26, 2010, 01:44:01 PM
Dear Missy,

STOP trying to run around like a loonatic .... you have 3 leg's now, and cannot do things that a dog with 4 legs can do ... you slip over, when you get far too excited! Calm Down !!!  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Pat Mekrotch on Feb 27, 2010, 08:15:14 PM
Dear * and *

please come and see us again. We like it.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Feb 27, 2010, 10:26:32 PM
Dear Maisie,
You are snoring!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Feb 27, 2010, 11:57:30 PM
Dear My,

Tomorrow night you'll have to sleep with your aunt S. I can't sleep another night squished between you and R. I feel like a scrunched up bit of Kleenex. And you both snore.  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: little bit on Feb 28, 2010, 12:23:42 AM
Dear Milo,

How adorable to see you all curled up asleep! A sign that the years are creeping by and you're getting older and slightly less 'I-need-to-know-what-is-going-on-every-second-whilst-everyone-is-awake!' puppyish! Rather bittersweet... utterly cannot stand the thought of you being an old man! I love you darling boy xx

Dear Mango,

HURRAH! You've finally cracked it.... how pleasing to find your little bunny poo's IN the litterbox! Clever girl! xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: forget-me-not on Feb 28, 2010, 01:07:48 AM
dearest dear sweet beloved ruby,

i am missing you so much.  i think of you A LOT and i physically crave you constantly.  i know you are safe and happy and being well looked after but still i am counting the days until this is over and we are together again.  40 days exactly, as of 7 minutes ago...

i know none of this means anything to you but all i know is i love you and not being with you everyday is plain wrong.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kelsy on Feb 28, 2010, 01:44:52 AM
Dear Missy,

Please stop sniffing outside my door ... its really annoying ... your not coming in the bedroom tonight !  :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 28, 2010, 07:29:55 PM
Dear Cosmo,

You didn't come home last night... :-\
You haven't been seen by anyone today... :-\

I know you do this sometimes, but at your age you should be home in the warm.

And it's tipping down with rain... :-\

<------------worried :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Feb 28, 2010, 07:45:54 PM
Dear Lindsy it is so lovely to have you home again, and in this storm I love having your head on my lap.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Feb 28, 2010, 08:51:33 PM
Dear Cosmo,

You didn't come home last night... :-\
You haven't been seen by anyone today... :-\

I know you do this sometimes, but at your age you should be home in the warm.

And it's tipping down with rain... :-\

<------------worried :(

Dear Susanna,

I'm sure Cosmo is fine...probably too interested in every little thing going on outside. Bo stays out in the rain for ages too.

Hope it all turns out just fine :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Feb 28, 2010, 08:59:47 PM
Yes, but he's 18 years old and poorly and hates the rain... :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Feb 28, 2010, 09:32:19 PM
Dear pooch,

sorry to hear that the smoke alarm beeping when the battery went low made u  get the shakes,u really do not like that noise do u,big softie.At least ur owner knows about it now and he won't be so worried if it happens again.Bless!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Feb 28, 2010, 09:44:11 PM
Dear Lindsy, I know you would prefer to stay asleep, but we do really need to go out for a short moment in the storm, and then you can rest for the rest of the night. Hopefully you will not be limping in the morning.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Mar 01, 2010, 12:21:34 PM
Dear Susanna, I hope he comes back soon. Have you had a wander to have a look for him?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 01, 2010, 02:47:25 PM
Have had a wander around. Just about to put signs up.


I just have this feeling, you know? I've never really felt it before when he's wandered...:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Mar 01, 2010, 06:04:28 PM
My cat once got herself trapped in a garage...I wandered around for days calling for her, before finally stumbling across her pathetic little cries from somewhere....took me ages to work out where they were coming from.

I had no idea my cat had such a range that she considered to be her patch...the garage was on a street miles away from home.

I hope you find him soon/he comes back soon.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Mar 02, 2010, 05:26:42 PM
Dear Boobear

I might be a little late home today - but only because I have to do a detour to collect your new toys that have arrived!  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 02, 2010, 11:14:05 PM
Dearest blue chap

I am so glad you liked your birthday dinner last night but was there really any need to stand in it and then walk over me with your fishy little feet?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Mar 02, 2010, 11:24:32 PM
Yes, but he's 18 years old and poorly and hates the rain... :(

Oh noes. I really hope he's OK. Fingers crossed you are reunited soon.
x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 02, 2010, 11:37:48 PM
^^^Still no sign... :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Mar 02, 2010, 11:45:51 PM
^^Oh no, I do hope you find him.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Mar 03, 2010, 07:58:26 AM
^^Oh no, I do hope you find him.

Exactly that.  :-\ :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 03, 2010, 08:31:25 AM
I shan't keep posting "Still no sign" in here.
I'll post his return if and when...
*stiff-upper-lip smiley*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Mar 03, 2010, 01:57:17 PM
Fingers crossed for you and Cosmo.

Cats are silly little creatures sometimes. It might be worth having a hunt around in any old buildings or garages...?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Mar 04, 2010, 07:55:50 PM
Dear Cosmo,

We are all thinking about you and hoping you come home safe and sound soon.  Monty is missing his butch mentor. 

We (well, Ness, really but I held the ladder) rescued a cat from a tree today and reunited her with her owner.  We wish we could do the same for you and S. 

 :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Mar 04, 2010, 11:06:42 PM
Dear wee furry boy,

whats wrong with you damnit??  not going out .. not eating???  mummy is worried!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: [Inventive name here] on Mar 05, 2010, 12:14:59 AM
Dear Reggie,

Why are you in such a funny mood tonight? (Love you!)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Mar 05, 2010, 01:58:23 AM
Dear Farouche

You are absolutely adorable with the sitting up close and putting your sweet nose on my face over and over.  I've been very boring with computers on my lap or staring at that blackberry thing, haven't I, and I totally apologise.  I hardly deserve your love.   :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Mar 05, 2010, 01:59:17 PM
Dear Bo,

I was simply putting my shoes on this morning and getting my stuff together. Just because you wanted to go out, and I was stood by the door, is no reason to growl AND hiss at me.

You're such a little stinker! Such a little madam! I can't believe how cheeky you are. Little ferret beast, I hope it rains while you're out today.

Disgruntled mummy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: scintilla on Mar 05, 2010, 07:11:39 PM
Dear Bo,

I was simply putting my shoes on this morning and getting my stuff together. Just because you wanted to go out, and I was stood by the door, is no reason to growl AND hiss at me.

You're such a little stinker! Such a little madam! I can't believe how cheeky you are. Little ferret beast, I hope it rains while you're out today.

Disgruntled mummy.

Get another one. That's what we did, T soon sorted out her little princess complex when she suspected she could be replaced.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Mar 06, 2010, 12:29:03 PM
Dear Diesel,

who knew a book mark could be such fun  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 06, 2010, 04:26:30 PM
Dear Cosmo,

Wherever you are - I hope you're comfy and warm and happy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Gali on Mar 06, 2010, 06:20:36 PM
Dear Cosmo,

Wherever you are - I hope you're comfy and warm and happy.

 :'(

*Hugs*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Mar 06, 2010, 06:37:18 PM
Dear Cosmo,

Wherever you are - I hope you're comfy and warm and happy.

 :'(

*Hugs*

Thinking of you and the Big Fella xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sillyness on Mar 06, 2010, 06:38:44 PM
Dear Cosmo,

Wherever you are - I hope you're comfy and warm and happy.

 :'(

*Hugs*

Thinking of you and the Big Fella xx

Me too xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Student on Mar 06, 2010, 10:42:57 PM
You have just erased 3 hours worth of work by jumping on my computer, your far to cute and I love you to much to say anything. I am sure I can see a smirk spreading accross your face.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 08, 2010, 07:52:07 PM
Dear Chloe,

I fear you are now an only kitteh. :'(
I know you care, you just hide it well.
Heartless brave kitteh. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Mar 08, 2010, 08:48:24 PM
Dear Jellycat.

Staring at the bowl won't fill it up again.
Staring at me won't fill your bowl up again either.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 08, 2010, 09:28:12 PM
Dear boy

I am going to change the bedsheets, would you like to come and help plague me?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: oogleberry on Mar 08, 2010, 09:58:43 PM
Dear mingle,

it was awful leaving you at the vets this morning, watching the lady vet practically drag you into the back room.

and it was even more awful listening to your low whining when i got home...  :'(

I hope you feel better soon and that you will be ok home alone without me tomorrow...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kelsy on Mar 09, 2010, 04:04:46 AM
Dear Missy,

You Snore WAY TOO LOUD - Shhhh !
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Mar 09, 2010, 02:26:50 PM
Dear Bo,

I was simply putting my shoes on this morning and getting my stuff together. Just because you wanted to go out, and I was stood by the door, is no reason to growl AND hiss at me.

You're such a little stinker! Such a little madam! I can't believe how cheeky you are. Little ferret beast, I hope it rains while you're out today.

Disgruntled mummy.

Get another one. That's what we did, T soon sorted out her little princess complex when she suspected she could be replaced.

Ohhh, she treats me with such disdain, she'd probably learn to speak human and tell me she was glad she was moving out. Until she wants the hair and a cuddle  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Night Nurse on Mar 09, 2010, 03:23:45 PM
Oi! Edwina Scissorpaws!

Keep the @£$% away from my nylons. >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 09, 2010, 10:08:57 PM
Quote
Edwina Scissorpaws!

What a fabulous name! :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Mar 09, 2010, 10:26:31 PM
Until she wants the hair and a cuddle  ::)

The hair?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: bakedbean on Mar 09, 2010, 11:51:39 PM
Dearest baby,

Please drink something other than cat milk or the vets will keep you in! :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Cheetarah on Mar 09, 2010, 11:56:08 PM
Hope your baby gets better FP :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: bakedbean on Mar 10, 2010, 12:06:05 AM
^ thanks Cheetarah :-* xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Mar 10, 2010, 07:37:22 AM
Until she wants the hair and a cuddle  ::)

The hair?

She's obsessed with my hair, from the first moment I picked her up and a little paw reached up to touch it. She buries her face in it, purrs madly, wriggles to get closer to it and pulls my hair out of hairbrushes to sit with and sleep with. She sort of plucks it with her paws - like some do with a cushion or wooly jumper. I wake up most mornings with my head pinned to the pillow.

Apart from when she wants a cuddle, she's really haughty and unattainable. Or outside playing. The difference in her when she's burying her face in the hair and her usual self is immense. Completely different cat.

And - hahahaha! - because she's a little black bat with a very cute triangular fox-like face, when she buries her face in my hair, she always turns to give my partner this really smug look...but with all the hair over her head, she looks like that Gremlin in a wig :D

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Mar 10, 2010, 08:17:06 AM
Gosh, that is very cute!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Mar 10, 2010, 10:11:20 AM
It is the sense that she stretches right up and it's the only time I get to rub her belly :D

And more generally, that she's this fierce little beast that goes all soppy when she wants a cuddle.

But the soggy hair and scratches on my shoulders and back where she's plucked away as if they're her mother's belly is not so good :P

Oh and also pulling hair out of the hairbrush and digging it up out of the shower drain and dragging it around the house with her like a comfort blanket - bit weird.

I can't access photobucket at work and it's hard to get a photo of her in the act... but the attachments do a good enough job :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: McQuim on Mar 10, 2010, 10:14:55 AM
^ ok, enough already!    :-X

 :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Zooey on Mar 10, 2010, 10:16:51 AM
Heee!

You should try living with her!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Jo Jo on Mar 10, 2010, 01:34:48 PM
Dear Boobear,

I know you wondered what the hell was going on this morning, but just you wait til tonight when I sort my sorry, our, new mattress out - just no bed hogging, you hear me!!!!!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 11, 2010, 04:37:48 PM
Dear Chloe,

I'm sorry that the big toy I was going to buy you was out of stock.
I'm also sorry the laser-thingy toy doesn't work.
So I quite understand about you sulking and refusing to play with the other toy.
I think.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Mar 11, 2010, 05:33:16 PM
Dear Diesel,

Please get your head out of my soup  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Alex Stabilo on Mar 11, 2010, 07:18:33 PM
Dear Meg,

I don't know how you manage it, every time I sit on the chair at my desk you have somehow managed to move the setting so I cant swing back and end up smacking my head of the back of the chair making me feel like a right twonk!

Im sure I can hear you sniggering under the bed.

Pesky cat!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Kelsy on Mar 11, 2010, 07:21:22 PM
Dear Missy,

your having a shower tonight .... cos jeeze you STINK to high heaven .... you were only showered on Saturday, what the hell do you do?!

Haha.  :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Mar 13, 2010, 03:11:55 PM
Diesel or Hugo,

I don't know who it was, but why did one of you feel the need to pee on my bed whilst I was in it asleep last night ? Waking up by rolling over into cold cat pee was not how I envisioned the start of my weekend. And certainly not at 6.30 in the morning  ..

                                                        Disgruntled mother  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Mar 13, 2010, 08:36:45 PM
Dear Jellycat.

That better not be what it sounds like, missy.
Because it sounds just like a cat going through a plastic bag full of rubbish.

Come sit on the sofa with me instead.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 13, 2010, 08:59:15 PM
Dear Marlon, why do you have a little bald patch and a tiny scab?  What have you been up to you icky boy?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 14, 2010, 12:54:18 AM
Dear Chloe,

I'll bet you enjoy not having you food scoffed in front of you now.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: grumpyoldgit on Mar 14, 2010, 01:21:03 AM
i have noticed that you are cleverer than every human i ever met dont worry
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 14, 2010, 01:11:03 PM
Little angel

Thank you for sleeping in the crook of my arm all night like a purry blue teddy bear.  I needed that.

I love you more than I thought possible.

xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 14, 2010, 06:57:04 PM
Dear Shade of Cosmo,

I miss you, but shan't miss your strategically-placed piles of poop in the garden at all.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: forget-me-not on Mar 14, 2010, 06:58:18 PM
dear ruby,

just 26 days to go now.  i can't wait.  you are going to get all my attention once again! 

and a roaming we will go...

xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 16, 2010, 11:24:08 PM
Dear Chloe,
I bought you toys in case you were bored without Cosmo.
I thought you would enjoy them.
I suspected you may find them boring/beneath you.
I didn't expect them to make you so CROSS! :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 16, 2010, 11:43:15 PM
Dear little boy

I'm so very worried by your little piles of watery sick and the runny poos.  Don't be ill, please.

I'm going to hide your food tonight like the vets website said and then if you are still sick tomorrow its going to be vets time for you.  You know you don't want that, it means "the basket."

*fingers crossed that you have just had too much rich food lately with your incessant cheese stealing.*

I wish I'd known you would cause me so much stress.   ::)  :-*

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Mar 17, 2010, 09:01:52 AM
Dear Lindsy, that was a wonderful walk this morning, our last for a week. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 17, 2010, 01:07:56 PM
Dear Lucky - ganging up with Bert the Jack Russell and launching an attack on random blokes and setting off tons of dogs barking was not the most relaxing morning walk...... ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: spongey on Mar 18, 2010, 11:58:00 AM
Dear dog, you are a very good and patient boy, have a pigs ear.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 18, 2010, 02:32:57 PM
Dear Lucks - you are funny when you rush into the new coffee bar on the canal towpath and hassle everyone for food!
I particularly liked the posh lady, whose lap you were almost in, saying   "no, no, you won't like kohl rabi" ...   little does she know you will eat anything
 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 18, 2010, 09:15:56 PM
Oh little one,

I'm going to have to heave ho you in the cat box to the vets tomorrow, aren't I.  What is with all the vomiting?

I wish I had a car.  I wish you were well.   :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Mar 18, 2010, 09:28:28 PM
Oh little one,

I'm going to have to heave ho you in the cat box to the vets tomorrow, aren't I.  What is with all the vomiting?

I wish I had a car.  I wish you were well.   :'(

Can you get a taxi? Could the vet see you out of hours? It may be nothing, but last summer when Vince had a temperature and was off his food, everyone on here urged me to get him to the vet pronto. Don't take any risks.

And I know what you mean about all the love and the stress. I feel exactly the same about Vince.  :-[

Hope the little boy is feeling better soon. x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 18, 2010, 09:33:50 PM
I think I'll struggle on the bus tomorrow, or get a cab.   Unfortunately I have the sort of morning meeting tomorrow that I can't miss.

He is still eating, he just doesn't seem to be holding food down, even just plain white fish comes up again.  He is still playful and bouncy, but sicky too.  :-\

Thanks  x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Mar 18, 2010, 09:37:32 PM
I guess it's important that he stays hydrated then, what with all the vomiting.

Get well, Marlon.  :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 18, 2010, 09:39:44 PM
luckily he loves water, thats not a problem.   :)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Mar 18, 2010, 09:43:16 PM
dear pooch, a year since u left and there is still a big you shaped hole in my life *sniffle*. thank goodness for skype and trains to Wales hey.

@babyboy I do like how Lucky comes across in this thread,all roguish and a bit bonkers,my favourite type of dog!

@smuterella,hope he gets well soon.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 18, 2010, 10:01:15 PM
Hey littl'un

Well, I just spoke to the nice lady at the emergency vets and she told me to book you in for an appointment on Monday and just keep an eye on you til then.  Apparently I don't need to take you sooner as you are still eating and yowling and playful.  I only need to worry if you go off your food.

Still worried though.

 ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 18, 2010, 10:06:43 PM
Dear Chloe,
I cannot type through you. >:(

Dear Marlon,
Get well soon!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 18, 2010, 10:11:09 PM
Thanks everyone, I think I'm taking him the vets tomorrow anyway, if not for him then for my own sanity.  I'm having a good cry about it even though there is probably nothing wrong.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Mar 18, 2010, 10:14:43 PM
Keep him close tonight (with a little bowl by the bed!) and before you know it you'll be off to the vet and able to get him thoroughly checked-over.

I know what you're going through. I have wept heartily when Vince didn't come home at night.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 18, 2010, 10:20:47 PM
He always sleeps with me anyway, with his paw on my hand. 

Thanks.  Its good to know I'm not alone in being upset at stuff like this.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 18, 2010, 10:28:38 PM
Let us know how you get on, Smuts.
I'm sure he'll be fine.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Mar 19, 2010, 07:46:35 AM
^ ditto that :)
 


Dear Mia and Evie,
 
I love watching the pair of you tearing around like that - I can't believe anyone would think it ok to keep you in a cage :-\ You're bloody lucky here, you know that ? :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 19, 2010, 11:35:33 AM
Dear Chloe,
You and your fingers.
You are into everything with them.
Fiddling, poking, prodding.
But the toy I bought you which needs those poky, fiddly fingers; you just can't get the hang of, can you? ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 19, 2010, 01:57:03 PM
 

@babyboy I do like how Lucky comes across in this thread,all roguish and a bit bonkers,my favourite type of dog!


Yeah, she's just like me! ::)
 She's not like that all the time, though, she's really sweet and cuddly in the house, and she's lovely with small children :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lolita on Mar 19, 2010, 04:26:20 PM
Dear Sienna,

Have you binned us?  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 19, 2010, 07:39:19 PM
Dear furrball

£85 lighter I am, thanks to you!  :-*

Lets hope its just a passing bug and not IBS.   :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Mar 19, 2010, 08:29:12 PM
So no obvious cause then? That's good. I didn't know cats could get IBS!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Mar 19, 2010, 09:24:26 PM
Dear Marlon (Smuterella-cat)

I'm glad you're (both) okay. 

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 19, 2010, 09:28:27 PM
Thanks.

Poor boy had to have an injection and has two kinds of tummy medicine I have to give him every day for a week, and special bland food too.  Luckily the vet found a fish flavoured one as he doesn't eat anything meat based really (aside from raw chicken when he can steal it)

He was so well behaved at the vets, bless him, but really cried at the injection.  :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: musca/Suzanna on Mar 19, 2010, 09:29:56 PM
I hate taking pets to vets.  There are some really good vets around, though.  It makes all the difference if they're gentle.  Poor pusca.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 19, 2010, 10:16:55 PM
The vet is lovely, he kept calling Marlon "big fella"  ;D

I just gave the poor kit his medicine, that he did not like.  drops and chalky paste.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Mar 19, 2010, 11:10:07 PM
Well, it's for his own good. But no fun.  :(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 21, 2010, 01:46:31 PM
Dear Lucks - you've eaten grass, you've thrown it up, you've squitted it out - I think the self-purging went well :-X - are you going to perk up a bit now, so we can enjoy the lovely day? :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 21, 2010, 01:50:20 PM
Dear blue bear

You really don't like that medicine do you, especially the liquid stuff?  I don't blame you, I tried it and it tastes horrid.

No need for the huge deep gash you put in my hand though.   >:( 

Its for your own good you know.

 :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 21, 2010, 01:51:36 PM
Dear Lucks - you've eaten grass, you've thrown it up, you've squitted it out - I think the self-purging went well :-X - are you going to perk up a bit now, so we can enjoy the lovely day? :-\
I have a friend with a Weimaraner (sp?) who is so bad at eating everything he can get into his mouth, that she has to muzzle him when she takes him out.
So, obviously passing peeps mutter darkly about "dangerous dogs". ::)

disclaimer: despite being a very large dog, he can't actually insert a small child into his mouth.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Whippy on Mar 22, 2010, 12:52:33 AM
You're not really interested in us, you're only interested in wifey getting (and sharing) Kentucky Fried.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Mar 22, 2010, 09:13:21 AM
Dear Diesel,
                I am delighted that you appear to have found true love. I'm not wishing to burst your bubble in any way,and I have no problem with inter species relationships, but I feel I would be wrong if I didn't point out that bed side table lamps are not known for their emotional support. Of course low maintainence, no disputes over the food bowl, and a passive demeanour may be enough for you.

ps. don't do that couple thing and leave Hugo out of things x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: DiscoLemonade on Mar 22, 2010, 12:07:11 PM
Dear C.-

What happened last night? Are you punishing me for falling asleep without letting you into the bedroom? Because this morning, I was a bit miffed at the smell as I walked out of my bedroom but then quickly realized that you left me a nasty, nasty lil' present to clean up :/. I am NOT happy with you, but I do hope that it was you avenging yourself...and not some sort of doggy tummy bug.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: forget-me-not on Mar 22, 2010, 03:38:44 PM
dearest ruby,

only 18 days to go now  ;D  i am counting down the days as ever!

x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: @Xof on Mar 22, 2010, 05:27:53 PM
Stop prowling round and sniffing everything then giving me evils. I havent laced the place while you were away. .
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 22, 2010, 10:20:13 PM
Dear little chap

You may be feeling better but that does not excuse you dangling your tail in the toilet bowl and then jumping up onto the windowsill and trailing said water sodden appendage all over my naked shoulders.

Stop smirking, its not funny.

 >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Mar 22, 2010, 10:23:06 PM
That reminds me of when I tried to bathe Vince. No idea how it happened, but before I knew it he was standing on my back, dripping water down my neck.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 22, 2010, 11:02:50 PM
^^ :D

It wasn't till you mentioned Vince that I realised who you were...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 24, 2010, 12:31:46 PM
Dear Lucky - passing by loads of lonely grassy bits but  then suddenly deciding to deposit a cow-pat of yellow squit right outside a posh house's front door was a tad embarrassing for your owner last night. ::) :P
I mean, a doggy-poo bag is useless on these occasions.....
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 25, 2010, 01:25:56 PM
Dear Lucky - I know that little dog went for you first, but you should have let go sooner. I now have a bleeding bite from that dog, and people have said I should get a tetanus jab....but where to get one? The doctors is useless and I'm not spending all day in A&E..... :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: lykopis on Mar 25, 2010, 01:59:25 PM
Is there a NHS walk in centre near you? I think they do jabs, but I'm not certain.

Anyway, definitely get the tetanus jab, bites can feel innocuous but could lead to more serious stuff with infection.

Hope the pooch is ok too.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 25, 2010, 02:14:37 PM
Thank you . It's ok now, the nurse at the practice has just said she will squeeze me in before her shift starts at 2.30. On me bike soon.
Lucky is fine and so was the other dog. I was inclined to let them scrap -they are both the same size and I think it would have been over in a flurry. But the other owner was more panicky, and picked her dog up with Lucky attached to it, so I had to pick her up too. Neither dog would let go of each others face, and there was a lot of snarling but when we got them apart, there was no blood or bites on either dog -just on me, and a bloke who was trying to help! It was the other dog that bit me. I don't know which dog bit him. :P
I really wish people wouldn't panic -it  makes it a lot worse. I'd understand if the dogs were mis-matched size-wise, but these were both small. And it sounded worse than it was. Apparently, this other dog is known for being nasty, but Lucky's met it lots of times before - I dunno what set them off today.. :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Mar 26, 2010, 04:23:29 PM
Dear Cosmo,

I finally washed your paw prints off the window. :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Mar 26, 2010, 04:26:20 PM
Dear Maisy,

You couldn't get up to the second tier of the garden, so we built you stairs.

Why you haven't actually work out what they are or how to use them (despite the fact you can use the stairs in the house) at least 2 weeks after building them, is beyond me.

 ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 28, 2010, 12:38:14 PM
Dear honey pie

Why are you being sick again, I'm really worried now.   :'(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Mar 28, 2010, 01:08:31 PM
Dear Lindsy, notice the clock, it says 1pm and not 12 and that means that we are going for a walk in an hour, so your digestive system better be up to scratch because we are not up to going to be out there in the rain for 2 hours instead of 1.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 29, 2010, 02:17:26 PM
Dear Lucky-Lucks - tonight you go in for your spaying operation. Be calm, little girl, it'll be fine and you'll be back to normal very soon. :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Mar 29, 2010, 07:12:25 PM
Dear Maisie,

I actually missed having you fall asleep on me whilst I was on holiday. At least you're coming with us next time we go away!

<---- soft schmuck who lives up to her online name a tad too much
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 30, 2010, 12:28:25 AM
Dear destructokitteh

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

 :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 30, 2010, 03:45:55 PM
Dear Lucky - I hope the operation goes very well. I'm looking forward to collecting you tonight. It is oddly quiet in the flat at the moment. Good luck, little sausage!  :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Spritzy on Mar 30, 2010, 04:39:49 PM
Dear M&M

Those beds cost me £35 each. Sleep in them dammit, or I bl00dy well will.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Mar 30, 2010, 08:46:45 PM
Dear boy

Stop wailing, I cannot reach your favourite ball - it went behind the Billy bookcase, the immoveable, fixed to the wall, Billy bookcase.

I hate that thing.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Whippy on Mar 31, 2010, 12:51:52 AM
Go pester your other mummy.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: debspa on Mar 31, 2010, 09:31:05 AM
Diesel,
stop bashing the bathroom door open and then running away. You're letting all the cold air in, and it wont get your food bowl filled any quicker !
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Mar 31, 2010, 01:06:10 PM
Dear Lucky - being told that you were a 'star patient' by the vet made me proud. You are a lovely, friendly little mutt. Now just stay snuggled in your blanket and eat your chicken and recover well, it's weird when you are so quiet.  :D :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Mar 31, 2010, 06:41:49 PM
Dear Mia,
 
You're eating fine now, so what was this morning's little fiasco about ? You just checking we're paying attention ? Little prima donna ::) :P :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Apr 01, 2010, 01:34:27 PM
Dear boy

Stop wailing, I cannot reach your favourite ball - it went behind the Billy bookcase, the immoveable, fixed to the wall, Billy bookcase.

I hate that thing.  >:(
At least it won't fall and trap you under it in a comedy fashion.... :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Apr 01, 2010, 01:39:43 PM
Dear Lucky - I can't stay in with you all the time while you are convalescing....I need to do things. That howling you set up when I went out yesterday was particularly piteous -please don't do it again ??? -can't you occupy yourself with that big doggy chew I got you?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Apr 01, 2010, 10:43:19 PM
dear neighbours pooch,
that was a lovely walk in the park this evening,and we will do it again next week, yay!.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: forget-me-not on Apr 01, 2010, 10:45:15 PM
dearest ruby,

missing you more than ever little one - but guess what?  only 8 days to go now!

 ;D

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: private universe on Apr 01, 2010, 10:50:00 PM
Dear Catboy

I cannot express how much it means to me that you can now descend trees apparently as easily as you can climb them, and I will no longer have to develop an inappropriate relationship with a local tree surgeon now that we have moved house.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 02, 2010, 11:20:24 AM
Dear Mia and Evie,
 
Which of you is doing Extreme Furniture Rearranging today, hmm ? The small litter tray belongs inside the big one.
 
I bet it won't be there by the time either of us get home. ::) ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: private universe on Apr 02, 2010, 11:22:02 AM
^ Try a covered one.  Less mess and apparently they prefer the privacy  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 02, 2010, 12:01:41 PM
^^Don't we all!

Dear Chloe,

I shut you in the kitchen because you were climbing all over me and scattering papers while I was in the middle of a Very Important Phone Call.
I let you out because you were making so much noise I couldn't hear.
I know I behaved in an unacceptable way, but jumping straight up on my lap and depositing a small poop by way of revenge is also unacceptable! >:( :-X
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: private universe on Apr 03, 2010, 09:37:49 AM
^ you prefer privacy for your cat or you too use a covered litter tray?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Apr 03, 2010, 01:30:04 PM
Dear Lucky
Whilst I am very pleased that you are recovering so well, could you be less energetic for a few more days? I don't want you to burst your stitches. :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 04, 2010, 07:42:16 PM
Dear Lindsy, whoops, sorry, three hours over your normal meal time, but you could have given some sort of indication that you are hungry, if you were at all. I seriously suspect that while I was out lunching and you were with the other 'mummy' at a BBQ, that you noshed there pretty well, which if true means a night run for me and you :-\
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Apr 07, 2010, 01:21:48 PM
Dear Lucky -you were funny today, those kids in the canoes loved you being fascinated by 'humans floating on the canal' :o, I thought you were going to get in one and float away! ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sterling on Apr 07, 2010, 11:21:38 PM
Dear Sacha,

You must have pushed at the bathroom door a thousand times now over the last few weeks, and still you've not managed to work out you need to bloody well push harder if you want to get in. *sigh* Silly teddy bear...
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Apr 08, 2010, 10:39:16 PM
Dear Little Vince,

Yes, parrot cat is fun, but when alighting from my back please don't decide to use the length of it as a slide... At least not when your claws are out so you use them as a break.

Many thanks.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Apr 08, 2010, 10:45:10 PM
Dear Sacha,

You must have pushed at the bathroom door a thousand times now over the last few weeks, and still you've not managed to work out you need to bloody well push harder if you want to get in. *sigh* Silly teddy bear...

I can't help it, I always want to shout "A BORRIBLE!" when you post.   ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Sterling on Apr 09, 2010, 11:34:58 AM
I can't help it, I always want to shout "A BORRIBLE!" when you post.   ;D

 :o

*pulls hat down over ears, slinks into crowd*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 12, 2010, 09:49:29 AM
Dear Lindsy, I put the cover over the bed because I do not really like sleeping in a dirt pit full of your hairs, it is not a piece of agility equipment, you do not have to know how to pull it off and crawl under the duvet then make moaning noises because you want a treat for your achievement.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: theshyone on Apr 12, 2010, 11:16:53 AM
Dearr Ben,
           You are being so naughty these last few days but I dont know why!! >:( >:( >:(
Now today we are going walkies long walkis in the woods and I am keeping you on your lead ( your fault) as I cant trust you !!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Apr 12, 2010, 11:24:23 PM
Dear Maisie,
Yes, putting drops in your ears is v. unpleasant. But slowly closing your ear as I attempt to put the stuff in means it goes all over the sides of your face and ears and makes you look like a hamster. A wet hamster. Please try to freak out less, not long now til it's over.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Apr 12, 2010, 11:30:32 PM
Dear Lindsy, I put the cover over the bed because I do not really like sleeping in a dirt pit full of your hairs, it is not a piece of agility equipment, you do not have to know how to pull it off and crawl under the duvet then make moaning noises because you want a treat for your achievement.

I take it you are talking about an animal here, and not a lover?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: catwoman on Apr 12, 2010, 11:39:20 PM
Dear Lindsy, I put the cover over the bed because I do not really like sleeping in a dirt pit full of your hairs, it is not a piece of agility equipment, you do not have to know how to pull it off and crawl under the duvet then make moaning noises because you want a treat for your achievement.

I take it you are talking about an animal here, and not a lover?

You mean Vince isn't your son?  :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Apr 12, 2010, 11:43:34 PM
Dear Lindsy, I put the cover over the bed because I do not really like sleeping in a dirt pit full of your hairs, it is not a piece of agility equipment, you do not have to know how to pull it off and crawl under the duvet then make moaning noises because you want a treat for your achievement.

I take it you are talking about an animal here, and not a lover?

You mean Vince isn't your son?  :o

Oh yes, Vince is definitely my son. Aloof, touchy and refuses to make eye contact.  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 13, 2010, 12:10:49 AM
Dear Lindsy, I put the cover over the bed because I do not really like sleeping in a dirt pit full of your hairs, it is not a piece of agility equipment, you do not have to know how to pull it off and crawl under the duvet then make moaning noises because you want a treat for your achievement.

I take it you are talking about an animal here, and not a lover?

My dogs name is based on Lindsay Gordon, a fictional character. But if I had been addressing a human I would have left out the dirt pit, I think.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 13, 2010, 12:54:18 AM
No real person called Lindsy would make moaning noises under a duvet, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 13, 2010, 09:56:03 AM
Dear Evie,
 
Wallpaper stripping in the night isn't very nice. Nor is mounting your sister. Why have you suddenly decided, after months of being the little pleaser, to try asserting your dominance ?
 
 
Dear Mia,
 
Not so nice when the shoe's on the other foot, hmm ? Poor little munchkin.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Scully on Apr 13, 2010, 12:29:35 PM
No real person called Lindsy would make moaning noises under a duvet, I'm sure.

I had to stop short of making a comment to that effect, as it goes.  ;)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 14, 2010, 12:10:14 AM
@AN. Wallpaper stripping in the night AND mounting the sister?  Has your rabbit gone over to the dark side?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Leka on Apr 14, 2010, 04:46:54 AM
Dear J,

you're so adorable I feel sad when I have to leave for work.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 14, 2010, 11:51:22 AM
@AN. Wallpaper stripping in the night AND mounting the sister?  Has your rabbit gone over to the dark side?

 :D :D :D Quite possibly !

(I actually feel a bit sad about her sudden quest for dominance - poor Mia has been this clever stroppy little high-maintenance femme (self-projection onto the rabbit, me ? Never ..) and has had nervy, sweet-but-dim Evie wrapped round her little finger since day one - and now all of a sudden Evie's developed masses of confidence, had a one-off unexpected brainwave, realised she is bigger and therefore might stand a chance of being The Boss .. Cursèd puberty !)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 14, 2010, 11:55:04 AM
Dear Evie,
 
Wallpaper stripping in the night isn't very nice.

Do you hire her out? I could do with some help in couple of weeks.

Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 14, 2010, 11:58:04 AM
Dear Evie,
 
Wallpaper stripping in the night isn't very nice.

Do you hire her out? I could do with some help in couple of weeks.

Heh. I can cut you a good deal, two for the price of one ? They did manage about six inches of it in a single day  :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 14, 2010, 12:01:58 PM
Dear Evie,
 
Wallpaper stripping in the night isn't very nice.

Do you hire her out? I could do with some help in couple of weeks.

Heh. I can cut you a good deal, two for the price of one ? They did manage about six inches of it in a single day  :o

Not bad going, perhaps if I doused the wallpaper is carrot flavouring, they may do the lot in lets say, 4 years. I hope their daily rate is not too high, although perhaps if I have them for four years I might charge you some form of board and lodging costs for them.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 14, 2010, 12:08:44 PM
Dear Evie,
 
Wallpaper stripping in the night isn't very nice.

Do you hire her out? I could do with some help in couple of weeks.

Heh. I can cut you a good deal, two for the price of one ? They did manage about six inches of it in a single day  :o

Not bad going, perhaps if I doused the wallpaper is carrot flavouring, they may do the lot in lets say, 4 years. I hope their daily rate is not too high, although perhaps if I have them for four years I might charge you some form of board and lodging costs for them.

They strip your wallpaper and I pay you ? Hmm, I'm no business expert but that's not striking me as a particularly good deal my end .. :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 14, 2010, 12:14:40 PM
Dear Evie,
 
Wallpaper stripping in the night isn't very nice.

Do you hire her out? I could do with some help in couple of weeks.

Heh. I can cut you a good deal, two for the price of one ? They did manage about six inches of it in a single day  :o

Not bad going, perhaps if I doused the wallpaper is carrot flavouring, they may do the lot in lets say, 4 years. I hope their daily rate is not too high, although perhaps if I have them for four years I might charge you some form of board and lodging costs for them.

They strip your wallpaper and I pay you ? Hmm, I'm no business expert but that's not striking me as a particularly good deal my end .. :P

I would sort of be providing them with food, and the fact that they will be 'collecting' it themselves would of course give them a feeling of independence, you would get two mature and self sufficient rabbits back. That is worth a lot, isn't it?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 14, 2010, 12:20:21 PM
Dear Evie,
 
Wallpaper stripping in the night isn't very nice.

Do you hire her out? I could do with some help in couple of weeks.

Heh. I can cut you a good deal, two for the price of one ? They did manage about six inches of it in a single day  :o

Not bad going, perhaps if I doused the wallpaper is carrot flavouring, they may do the lot in lets say, 4 years. I hope their daily rate is not too high, although perhaps if I have them for four years I might charge you some form of board and lodging costs for them.

They strip your wallpaper and I pay you ? Hmm, I'm no business expert but that's not striking me as a particularly good deal my end .. :P

I would sort of be providing them with food, and the fact that they will be 'collecting' it themselves would of course give them a feeling of independence, you would get two mature and self sufficient rabbits back. That is worth a lot, isn't it?

Hmmmmmmmmmm. *narrows eyes*

Can't you teach your dog to strip wallpaper ?  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 14, 2010, 12:21:54 PM
Dear Evie,
 
Wallpaper stripping in the night isn't very nice.

Do you hire her out? I could do with some help in couple of weeks.

Heh. I can cut you a good deal, two for the price of one ? They did manage about six inches of it in a single day  :o

Not bad going, perhaps if I doused the wallpaper is carrot flavouring, they may do the lot in lets say, 4 years. I hope their daily rate is not too high, although perhaps if I have them for four years I might charge you some form of board and lodging costs for them.

They strip your wallpaper and I pay you ? Hmm, I'm no business expert but that's not striking me as a particularly good deal my end .. :P

I would sort of be providing them with food, and the fact that they will be 'collecting' it themselves would of course give them a feeling of independence, you would get two mature and self sufficient rabbits back. That is worth a lot, isn't it?

Hmmmmmmmmmm. *narrows eyes*

Can't you teach your dog to strip wallpaper ?  :D

She would dampen the walls for them if they need help.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Charlotte Mew on Apr 14, 2010, 12:28:03 PM
Dear Farouche

You have totally perfect black pads on the bottom of you front feet except for one on each foot which is pink. How did you do that? It is so designery-clever. I'd expect all pink pads on white feet. You are the most perfect cat.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Geek girl on Apr 14, 2010, 01:12:12 PM
It's so lovely having you around and you really do make me happy  :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Apr 14, 2010, 01:55:57 PM
Dear Lucks -you are so cute and cheeky, and you made everyone laugh this morning when you picked up Mr. Darcy's lead like you were going to take him for a walk. *Mr. Darcey is a huge, white, stone-deaf English Bull terrier*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 14, 2010, 08:05:55 PM
Dear Chloe,

You're just a jelly-sucker. ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 14, 2010, 09:38:00 PM
Dear Lindsy, you are going to be so knackered when you get home, I hope the ex has made sure that not too many Bratwurst and Schnitzel fell your way. But I'm sure you are having a good time even if it is way over your bed time.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Guineapig on Apr 14, 2010, 09:40:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NP-AeKX40& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NP-AeKX40&)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kate b on Apr 14, 2010, 09:49:18 PM
Dear mini-dog,

I guess it's a good sign that you're attacking the broom again.  ;D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: adarajames on Apr 14, 2010, 09:55:42 PM
Dear Ziggydo

Yay for broom attacking, you go little fluffpup!  :D
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 15, 2010, 09:51:59 AM
Dear Lindsy, whether you want to or not, it is almost 10 and long past your getting up time, so we are going for a walk after I have finished my coffee and fag.

I need to get things done today and I can't postpone it until you decide to get up. Yes, I know you were out till late, not my problem, you don't give a toss when it is the other way around.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 15, 2010, 10:59:17 AM
Dear Lindsy, you are breathing and you opened your eyes when the telephone rang, so I know you are alive. I have drunk two cups of coffee since my last dear pet post, and I still can't bring myself to drag you out of your deep sleep.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 15, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
Dear dog

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff78/SavoryTina/album%20name/AllSmileysTags/ed225a081f07b1bc22147003035618bcebb.gif)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: purelybyaccident on Apr 15, 2010, 12:13:35 PM
Oi, dog, wake up!


Blimey it worked  :o
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Apr 15, 2010, 12:43:22 PM
Dear Little Vince,

What luck that I woke up at 4am and couldn't fall back to sleep straight away. I am somewhat suspicious that you had something to do with that though, as you were under that duvet in a shot when it was offered to you.

I do like your purring when you're happy and content like that though...

*yawn* I might not be so accommodating this evening however.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: kate b on Apr 16, 2010, 01:07:02 AM
Dear Zigadoo,

You've been asleep for all but 15m of the last 9 hrs. I hope it's doing you some good.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: redred on Apr 16, 2010, 10:38:07 AM
Dear Sushi

i simply have to do some work. Please don't make me feel so guilty by sitting right next to me all the time expecting a lap.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Molecat84 on Apr 16, 2010, 12:16:51 PM
Dear Lola,

You are the cutest little black cocker spaniel in the world. I promise to walk you more now I've moved back and the weather is improving.

x x x x
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Brodie on Apr 16, 2010, 02:23:40 PM
Dearest M & B,

I really do appreciate the extra affection this last few days.  Now that the other human has gone away, I'm going to need even more looking after, so look sharp.

Needy Cat-mother xxx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 16, 2010, 08:12:30 PM
^^^ Awwww!

Would you like a visit?
With cake?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 16, 2010, 10:28:45 PM
Dear Chloe,

It's such a hard choice, isn't it?
Fireside or lap?
Lap or fireside?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Smuterella on Apr 17, 2010, 11:26:53 AM
Dear boy

Why are there teeth marks in my knitting needles, hmmm?
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: private universe on Apr 20, 2010, 01:43:15 PM
Dear Catboy

Whiskas Dentabits (or whatever they're called) are not meant to be gulped down whole, and it would be great if, when I'm away for a few hours that you don't break into the cupboard and woof the lot in addition to the dinner I left in the timed feeder.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: BabyBoy on Apr 20, 2010, 02:29:25 PM
Dear Lucky - you are going to just have to get used to being at the studio.....hassling another artist's visitors and putting black paw prints on my virgin canvas is not good.... :D
p.s.  will you please stop farting? Whatever have you eaten this time?? :P
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: millicent on Apr 20, 2010, 08:53:22 PM
Dear Jellycat.

I've scooped the poop.
There's no need to bury it again. There's nothing there to bury.
Stop. Scratching. It's not a zen garden.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: private universe on Apr 22, 2010, 09:55:43 PM
Dear Catboy

Will it ever click that, having seen you scratching at the kitchen window to come in, that when I come out of the back door from the kitchen, I am letting you in, without me having to actually call you loudly, thereby making me sound foolish AGAIN to the neighbours?  They already think I'm quite mad the amount I talk to you.

The window and the back door are in/of the SAME ROOM!
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Vince on Apr 22, 2010, 10:55:00 PM
Dear Little Vince,

What's with the shouting? Are you seeing phantoms again? If you are please keep it down when you're trying to scare them away.

kthxbai
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Tak on Apr 23, 2010, 09:12:57 AM
dear pooch,

train tickets are booked will be seeing you soon,looking forward to meeting your freinds the labrador and the spaniel but mostly looking forward to spending time with you.
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 23, 2010, 10:48:32 AM
Dear Mia,

Throwing the litter tray around and digging in it as noisily as possible, at 3am ? Not cool.
Terrifying your sister to the extent she sends herself skittering around the flat crashing into anything and everything ? Even less cool.


Dear Evie,

Did she really do something to you, or are you just going mad in your little head ?  :-\


We both had interrupted sleep filled with dreams of undesired rabbit procreation. Thanks  ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: adarajames on Apr 23, 2010, 07:39:58 PM
Dear (borrowed occasionally) Ziggydoo
Glad you're feeling better, lets not have any more of those repeat seizures please, then I can come and puppy nap you for cuddles and poor Kate B won't have to worry so much!
Thanks and hugs and ear fluffs
xx
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Susanna♀ on Apr 24, 2010, 03:17:14 PM
Dear Chloe,

Did you have to hurl on the duvet cover while I was out? >:(

Changing a duvet cover is a pain at the best of times, but after the pub... ::)
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: Lolita on Apr 25, 2010, 12:30:49 AM
Dear lads,

Please stop fighting.  :) :-*
Title: Re: Dear My Pet...
Post by: animalnitrate on Apr 25, 2010, 09:27:01 AM
Dear Evie,

You know t